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RMPGP
10-26-2006, 01:28 AM
So Mac hasn't been around for months... And there's no closure on this thing...

I think there's a strong chance 1 of 2 things happened:

1) Mac squirrelled away the money the boys gave to him, pulled himself up by the boot straps, and became a part of society once again. Once he got back on his feet, probably working at a small job somewhere, he will go back and see his family again. In time for the holidays no less. All thanks to the generous cashola from ONA.

2) Mac's rotting corpse and especially rotting leg was found in a back alley after he OD'd on drugs, and it was hauled off to the morgue, never claimed and cremated. This probably occurred because of all the cash the boys threw at him, allowing him to buy more drugs than normal, getting even more hooked and finally moving into the big cardboard box in the sky.

Will the mystery of Mac ever be solved? Will Andrew be the next to "vanish"? He seems to be getting progressively worse after the bbabababoys popped up into his life with their fancy cash and fancy cake stomping timberland boots.
Squat Toilet
10-26-2006, 01:36 AM
I just hope Mac lived long enough to see Clerks 2. He promised he would do that. Macs voice always made me laugh.
DonTheTrucker
10-26-2006, 04:29 AM
He's dead. Move on.
Absolutely
10-26-2006, 04:37 AM
Maybe he walked South for the Winter?

I never understood why homeless people didn't atleast try that.
CrazyMrPoopSex
10-26-2006, 04:50 AM
the just decided the money wasn't worth the abuse
patbattlefield
10-26-2006, 06:09 AM
He's dead. Move on.

exactly. the homeless aren't real human beings anyway.
Dr. Hoffman
10-26-2006, 10:12 AM
He's dead, poor poor homeless guy.
cigarsandscotch
10-26-2006, 10:27 AM
Relax people, he probably got that call that he was waiting for in regards to his resume. He seemed like the kind of guy that was holding out for the right job offer.
NightStalker3
10-26-2006, 10:48 AM
Isn't he XM's new marketing chief?
DoucheMeister
10-26-2006, 11:00 AM
So dead, so homeless
Chasboots
10-26-2006, 01:39 PM
They're homeless.... Who cares?
ChrisH
10-26-2006, 01:44 PM
Maybe he used all the $ the boys gave him to buy his freedom.
patbattlefield
10-26-2006, 01:45 PM
Relax people, he probably got that call that he was waiting for in regards to his resume. He seemed like the kind of guy that was holding out for the right job offer.

:haha7:
UnOriginal
10-26-2006, 02:13 PM
No more Mac attack??
ChrisH
10-26-2006, 02:15 PM
No more Mac attack??

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b2/180px-Cbarris.jpg
Schnit Dick
10-26-2006, 02:19 PM
Mac didn't die...he moved...I saw him not that long ago:

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/2175/copyofrandomhomelessguyda7.jpg
Dr. Hoffman
10-26-2006, 02:52 PM
He's probably up in Wisconsin helping run Paul R. Nelson's bid for congress.
johhny_cakes
10-26-2006, 03:24 PM
I think he's occupied performing in the Lincoln-Douglas debate reenactments?
Demon Mayor
10-26-2006, 06:09 PM
But... but.... my daddy said he was on a farm out in the country where he could run free and be happy!
MJMANDALAY
10-26-2006, 06:12 PM
Maybe he walked South for the Winter?

I never understood why homeless people didn't atleast try that.
:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:
ChoppedLiver
10-26-2006, 08:51 PM
I vote a slightly less spectacular #2.
WOWmagnet
10-26-2006, 08:56 PM
He's dead, Jim.
generoso
10-26-2006, 09:33 PM
Maybe he walked South for the Winter?

I never understood why homeless people didn't atleast try that.
Buy they get there they have to turn around and walk back for the summer..
Johnny Cakes
10-26-2006, 09:49 PM
Mac

Good luck, bro!
cigarsandscotch
10-26-2006, 09:51 PM
But... but.... my daddy said he was on a farm out in the country where he could run free and be happy!
Nice
BikiniTini
10-26-2006, 09:55 PM
Mac just replaced Mark Chernoff. . .tight slacks and all. . .
DonTheTrucker
10-27-2006, 03:07 PM
Ron Kind ate Mac's leg.
funnybonez
10-27-2006, 03:16 PM
He hit the lottery!
WOWmagnet
10-27-2006, 05:50 PM
If Mac IS dead, I'd look into Paul R Nelson's whereabouts at the time.