Paul R. Nelson

[kloraferm]

Anyone else feel like totally drilling this bit into the ground? :icon_mrgr

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1836/7806viroquakeeslereide2yh4.jpg

::mod edit::

Paul R Nelson Campaign Ads
Interview with Paul R Nelson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk4p7gDR3bE)

Life is Beautiful (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22teJ1XFAhU) [2] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isn4DMm7WXo)

The Best political ad ever..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHgkRgET6s)

Paul R Nelson for Congress, Terror commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be2yj-I4ZeA)

Paul R Nelson interview with KSTP TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMU3pbrgQik)

[D.H. Jenkins]

I'm Paul R. Nelson, and I approve of this thread - now treat yourself!

[mr.lance]

Fuck your topic im Paul R Nelson!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Fellas, I'm not gonna stand here and watch you cut that thing open and watch Paul R. Nelson spill out all over the dock!

[Arch Stanton]

So, what do you call yourselves?....we call ourselves........Paul R Nelson

[VilleDick]

Paul R. Nelson infects, replicates, and kills within 5 hours. These numbers can't be right.

[VilleDick]

Dammit Paul R. Nelson, I'm a doctor not a senator

[JimsInfectedEye]

Its just wRONg to start this thread. I'm Paul R. Nelson and I support this message.

[mr.lance]

I did not have sexual realtions with Paul R Nelson.

Paul R Nelson has wepons on mass desturction and has used them agains the kurds.

Just Win Paul R Nelson Win !

[NorfCal]

http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/content/images/Parade6_6790_1_2_2390.jpg

[kloraferm]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9205/blazingsad162bky3.jpg
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Paul R. Nelsons!

[Budyzir]

Ask not what Paul R. Nelson can do for you but, WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR PAUL R. NELSON!

[Turkov]

"Paul R. Nelson, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."

[BabyHat3R]

Put Him In A Body Bag Paul R. Nelson!!!

[Budyzir]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/Budyzir/Illegal_Immigration_Sign_8609_1_2_6.jpg

[greasy48]

who the hell can figger, if sam's white or a Paul R. Nelson

[pure_waves]

Paul R Nelllllllsooooooooooooonne!! This Thread Sucks Haitian Cock !

[Budyzir]

WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. Hey Paul R, Nelson, this is for you. That's the way. You don't take no shit from nobody.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

a couple of my contributions from the Listening thread...

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7903/heman201mw1.jpg

BY THE POWER OF PAUL R. NELSON!!!!
YO PAUL R. NELSON!! I DID IT!!!!

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/082800rocky.jpg

[Budyzir]

It's a Sicilian message. It means Paul R. Nelson sleeps with the fishes.

[Harvey_Birdman]

"The day I follow Paul R. Nelson on a wet deck is the day I slit my throat

[WowMe]

Was it over when Paul R. Nelson bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no.... and it ain't over now.

[Harvey_Birdman]

"I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Paul R. Nelson, that's who."

[Budyzir]

This is good stuff. I got it from Paul R. Nelson.

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
'I'm sorry Paul R. Nelson, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Yippee-ki-yay, Paul R. Nelson."

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... Paul R. Nelson. "

[D.H. Jenkins]

Mike! You don't come to Wisconson and talk to a man like Paul R. Nelson like that!

[WowMe]

Greetings Professor Paul R. Nelson. Shall we play a game?

[NightStalker3]

Write This On A Rock, "Paul R. Nelson"

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty Paul R. Nelson! "

[D.H. Jenkins]

That uppity Paul R. Nelson went and hit me over the head with a shovel.

[Turkov]

"There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no Paul R. Nelson..."

[VilleDick]

"3000 years of glorious history from Moses to Paul R. Nelson, you're God damn right I'm livin' in the past"

[Budyzir]

Four score and seven years ago, Paul R. Nelson brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

[D.H. Jenkins]

<singing> "Oh the house next door to me's been sold to Paul R. Nelson"

[Harvey_Birdman]

"You're telling me that now, that now that Paul R. Nelson is free, and we're making good on our commitment to him, he's just gonna decide, out of the fucking blue, to rip us off? Why don't you tell me what really happened?"

[Turkov]

<channeling David Allan Coe>"She said someday I'd understand what love was all about, she said I could have the kids, she was movin' out. Said she finally found a man whose dick was so much bigger, then that scumbag motherfucker ran off with Paul R. Nelson"

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Hasta la vista, Paul R. Nelson."

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"It rubs the lotion on Paul R. Nelson's skin or else it gets the hose again."

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Paul R. Nelson, ain't got shit on me!"

[D.H. Jenkins]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a congressman"

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Paul R. Nelson, we have a problem."

[NightStalker3]

Remember The Paul R. Nelson

[Harvey_Birdman]

"Paul R. Nelson, why'd it have to be Paul R. Nelson?"

[krinkle krinkle]

ever seen a Paul R Nelson come apart like that?

thats how Paul R Nelson laughs at you...

[WowMe]

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign -- it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Paul R. Nelson.

[Harvey_Birdman]

"It is I, Paul R. Nelson, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!"

[Harvey_Birdman]

"You think you can catch Paul R. Nelson? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again."

[WowMe]

Well, the Sister was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Paul R. Nelson. You boys listen to what he's got to say!

[FUBAR]

Perhaps he need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My Paul R. Nelson , sir, he didn't care for the Overlook at first. he actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" him sir.

[Harvey_Birdman]

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/13/04/81m.jpg

"I didn't kill Paul R. Nelson."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

There's 7 Paul R. Nelson's in my ass and there's always room for 8!

[Harvey_Birdman]

"What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' Paul R. Nelson."

[VilleDick]

To boldly go where no Paul R Nelson has gone before

[NightStalker3]

[singing] When Paul R. Nelson was in Egypt's land..."let my Paul R. Nelson go!"

[Palerider4146]

God damn filthy Paul R. Nelson.



Do you mind if we dance with your Paul R. Nelson?

[jacobcorner]

"GIVE ME BACK MY PAUL R. NELSON!!!"


http://www.villagefair.com/MelGibson/ransom/images/mel.jpg

[Harvey_Birdman]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and Paul R. Nelson. "

[pure_waves]

Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Anyone that runs, is Paul R Nelson. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined Paul R. Nelson!

[WowMe]

Paul R. Tapdancing Nelson I have seen the light!

[LetsDoThisLucas]

When in Paul R Nelson

[WowMe]

My name is Paul R. Nelson. You killed my father, prepare to die.

[FUBAR]

God darnit Mr. Paul R. Nelson, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore

[Harvey_Birdman]

"You see that window with the light? The one closet to the edge of the building? you know who lives there? Of course you don't know who lives there, but I'm saying 'Do you know who lives there?' Paul R. Nelson lives there, and that isn't my apartment. My wife is in there and... I'm gonna kill her."

[Harvey_Birdman]

"As Paul R. Nelson falls, so falls Paul R. Nelson falls."

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You're gonna be Paul R. Nelson! Say the goddamned words!!! You're gonna be Paul R. Nelson!

[pure_waves]

show me how you suck paul r. nelsons cock

[NightStalker3]

They call me MISTER Paul R. Nelson!

[WowMe]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have Paul R. Nelson.

[FUBAR]

I broke my Paul R. Nelson ,man.

[Bill Lehecka]

Paul R. Nelson was very badly *****, ya see?

[TheSqueakyWheel]

[Singing] White people are so scared of Paul R. Nelson

[TheSqueakyWheel]

You mind if we dance with your Paul R. Nelson?

[TheSqueakyWheel]

I want you to stand there in your faggety white uniform and ask me Paul R. Nelson!

and

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PAUL R NELSON!

[jacobcorner]

Opie: You want Paul R. Nelson?
Ant: I think I'm entitled to him.
Opie: You want Paul R. Nelson?
Ant: I want the truth!
Opie: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lil Meaty Tits? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Sam and you curse the Pests. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Sam's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want Paul R. Nelson. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that cake. You need me on that cake.
We use words like psycho, moron, jackass...we use these words as the backbone of a show spent entertaining someone. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a mic and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the Paul R. Nelson?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the Paul R. Nelson?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

[WowMe]

You wanna get high man??
Does Paul R. Nelson got wooden balls?

[jacobcorner]

Goodjob Squeaky, just beat me when I was typing it!

[stellarcomics]

This is the new Pat Battle, isn't it?
We'll all be very sick of this after about 6 months.

[Jimbo929]

I miss pre-heart attack Paul R. Nelson

[jlhoyt13432]

http://paulrnelson.com/content/images/Jeep_with_Dino_4719_1_2_4742.jpg

Paul R Nelson - a Soccer Dad.

[mr.lance]

If Paul R Nelson Runs he's Viet Cong if Paul R Nelson dont run Paul R Nelson is well Trained Viet Cong.

[LetsDoThisLucas]

Form your lips to Paul R Nelson's ears

[mr.lance]

"Nelson" Paul R Nelson

[nofate301]

Paul R Nelson-atorial

[Harvey_Birdman]

"No Luke, Paul R. Nelson is your father."

[nofate301]

The paul r nelson is strong with this one

[nofate301]

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty paul r nelson!

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to paul r nelson!

[pure_waves]

Help me, Paul R. Nelson; you're my only hope.

[pure_waves]

Paul R Nelson I hear you callin', but I cant come home right now. Me and the boys are playin', and we just cant find the sound...

[Towelie]

Is it bad?

As opposed to Paul R. Nelson?

[nofate301]

Easy come, easy go will you let me go

R NELSON!

NO! We will not let you go!

[pure_waves]

...and shes buying a stairway to paul r. nelson

[hehateme]

"I am Paul R. Nelson, millionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht"

"I've had it with these mother fucking Paul R Nelson's on the mother fucking plane"

"Remember Sully, when I told you'd I'd kill Paul R. Nelson last....I LIED!"

"Give me liberty....or give me Paul R. Nelson"

"GET OFF MY Paul R. Nelson!"

Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
Jules: It's the one that says Paul R. Nelson.

[nofate301]

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN Paul R Nelsons

6 VENEZUELAN RED Paul R Nelsons

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING Paul R Nelsons

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE Paul R Nelson)

REG Paul R Nelson OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY Paul R Nelsons FROM "Paul R Nelson-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

[NightStalker3]

Three Paul R Nelsons walk in to a bar.....

[hehateme]

...and a Paul R Nelson in a pear tree

NELSON'S?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING PAUL R NELSONS!

[nofate301]

Peasant #1: We have found a paul r nelson, may we burn her?
Angry Mob: BURN HER! BUUUURN HER!!
Sir Bedevere: How do you know she is a pau r nelson?

[NORTONS BAG]

"Words of wisdom, Paul R. Nelson, Words of Wisdom........"

[greasy48]

Hey Paul R. Nelson, How'd you like to earn 14 dollars the hard way?

[Stig]

"And you knew who you were then
Goils were goils and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Paul R. Nelson agaiiiiinnnnnn..."

[hehateme]

"He stinks, and I don't like Paul R Nelson!"

"What kind of a world do we live in in which a man dressed as a Paul R Nelson, steals all my press?!"

"What are you?!?! - I'M PAUL R NELSON!"

[Stig]

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely Paul R. Nelson rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh Paul R. Nelson. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, Paul R. Nelson. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, Paul R. Nelson. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Paul R. Nelson: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's attack ads afoot.

[nofate301]

Show us on the doll where the Paul R Nelson touched you

[hehateme]

In 14 hundred 92 Paul R Nelson sailed the ocean blue

[Stig]

Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. The Paul R. Nelson tastes like Paul R. Nelson!
Veruca Salt: Paul R. Nelson? Who ever heard of a Paul R. Nelson?


Oompa Loompas: / Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got a Paul R. Nelson for you / Oompa loompa doompadah dee / If you're Ron Kind you'll listen to me...

[nofate301]

Read my lips...Paul R Nelson

[patbattlefield]

holy god i just got caught up on the last 2 days of the show...this is great

[Spadanko]

Here are some videos of his ads

http://punditnation.blogspot.com/2006/10/more-goofy-paul-r-nelson-commercials.html

[nofate301]

Now go home and get your fucking paul r nelson

[Razor Roman]

I'm changing my name to Paulrnelsonfield.

[hehateme]

I brought my Myfi with me to Colorado, thank god I got reception in the mountains...the Paul R Nelson stuff had me in stitches today..

(before you do it....yes I did, and yes it did)

[nolajersey]

I am reposting mine from the listening thread because I love pulp fiction.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Paul R. Nelson when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[batgoat]

Here's an obsure one.....

Don't look now honey, its the obligitory scene.
Paul R. Nelson aaalways has to walk through with his wife.
Egomaniac

[LetsDoThisLucas]

My name is Paul R Nelson...

Father to a murdered son...

Husband to a murdered wife...

and I will have my vengence in this life or the next

[nofate301]

1, 2, Paul R Nelson's coming for you

3, 4, Better Lock Your Door

5, 6, Grab A Crucifix

7, 8, Better Stay Up Late

9, 10, Never Sleep Again

[Stig]

http://paulrnelson.com/content/images/Jeep_with_Dino_4719_1_2_4742.jpg

Paul R Nelson - a Soccer Dad.

Now that I know he helped to defeat the dinosaurs, I have a much better feeling about Paul R. Nelson.

[nolajersey]

Mr. Frank Alexander: Food alright?
Alex DeLarge: Great sir, great!
Mr. Frank Alexander: Try the Paul R. Nelson!

[FezPaul]

<A HREF="http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/personalinfo.php?page=biography&seq=13">Paul R. Nelson T-Shirts, $10!!!</A>

[Stig]

His name was Paul R. Nelson. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Paul R. Nelson was the balls.


What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... Paul R. Nelson? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

[nolajersey]

She was very badly *****, you see! We were assaulted by Paul R Nelson in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE Paul R. Nelson! Poor, poor girl!

[Stig]

http://www.southwestern.edu/~ramseyp/images/khan.jpg
PAUL R. NELSONNNNNN!!!!!

[Stig]

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Paul R. Nelson goes shopping he buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T Paul R. Nelson, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

[Stig]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Paul R. Nelson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in.

[FezPaul]

<A HREF="http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/personalinfo.php?page=biography&seq=13">Paul R. Nelson T-Shirts, $10!!!</A>
What am I doing wrong?

[Stig]

That cat Paul R. Nelson's a baaaad mother-
SHUT YO' MOUF!
I'm just talkin' 'bout Paul R. Nelson!
Well we can dig it!

[hehateme]

http://www.southwestern.edu/~ramseyp/images/khan.jpg
PAUL R. NELSONNNNNN!!!!!

"You Klingon Bastard...you killed my Paul R Nelson!"

[nolajersey]

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Paul R. Nelson, Paul R. Nelson!

[nofate301]

What am I doing wrong?
you're using html, you can't use html

you have to use the code of the board, there are [ URL="http://yourURLhere" ]http://yourURLhere[ /URL ]

just remove the extra spaces

[Sidekick Dave]

Link? Youtube?

[nofate301]

You wanna buy a Paul...R Nelson?

[hehateme]

"I know what you're thinking, did he fire 5 shots, or 6. Well in all the confusion, I kinda lost track myself. But being this is the 357 Paul R Nelson, the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off, ou have to ask yourself a question, do you feel lucky...WELL, DO YA PAUL?

[hehateme]

"whooooooooo.....lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea...paul R Nelson!"

[Stig]

I really like thinking about Paul R. Nelson. But then what?

[fandango86]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7606/vaderpb0.jpg


Obi Wan never told you what happened to Paul R Nelson, did he?
- He told me enough, he told me you killed him
No, I am Paul R Nelson

[Budyzir]

HOLY SHIT !!!!!

6 pages in 3 hours.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Budyzir]

In Paul R Nelson we trust.

[FezPaul]

you're using html, you can't use html

you have to use the code of the board, there are [ URL="http://yourURLhere" ]http://yourURLhere[ /URL ]

just remove the extra spaces
Too complicated for me. Thanks.
I'm a simple man, I like a lollipop in my mouth and Pau R. nelsen in my ass, but that's just me.

[hehateme]

"I accept full responsibility and will apologize to Lord Vader myself..."

"Apology accepted, Paul R Nelson"

[FezPaul]

Paul R Nelson never gets that picture!!!It'll make 'im a big star, and I'm gonna run him out of the business!!

[Palerider4146]

For WNBC channel 4 news, I'm Paul R. Nelson.

(tri staters should get this one)

[nofate301]

If i had a tumor, I would name it Paul R Nelson

My name is Paul R Nelson. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead. Of course I don't know that yet, and in a way, I am dead already.

[fandango86]

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/2300/krutombstone03ka3.jpg

Tell 'em I'm coming, and PAUL R NELSON'S coming with me!!

[FezPaul]

<Fez's Jan Brady voice>Paul R Nelson, Paul R Nelson, Paul R Nelson!<Fez's Jan Brady voice>

[Palerider4146]

How do you shoot Paul R. Nelson?


Easy, you dont lead him so much.

[nofate301]

Too complicated for me. Thanks.
I'm a simple man, I like a lollipop in my mouth and Pau R. nelsen in my ass, but that's just me.
you can use html, it's not that different. There are tool bar buttons above where you enter your entry, one is a globe with a chain, click on that and then paste the URL in the dialoge box that comes up.

[hehateme]

PAUL----- ahAHHHHHHHH - saviour of the universe
PAUL------R NELSONNNNN - he'll save ev'ry one of us
Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What's happening flash?
Only dr hans zarkov formerly at n a s a
Has provided any explanation
PAUL------R NELSONNNNN - he's a miracle
This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
PAUL------R NELSONNNNN - king of the impossible
He's for ev'ry one of us
Stand for ev'ry one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty flash
General kaka Paul R Nelson approaching
What do you mean Paul R Nelon approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket ajax to bring back his body

[fandango86]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8463/pf08vo0.jpg

I love you, Paul R Nelson

-And I love you, Honey Bunny

[nofate301]

He is immortal, born in the Highlands of Scotland four hundred years ago. He is not alone. There are others like him, some good, some evil. For centuries he has battled the forces of Darkness, with Holy Ground his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his head and with it, his power. In the end there can be only one. He is Paul R Nelson, the Highlander.

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

Paul R. Nelson can't go down with three barrels on him...not THREE!

[nolajersey]

The Paul R Nelson Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

[fandango86]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5575/apocalypsenowsmelllikevqs6.jpg

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like...Paul R Nelson

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/T_shirt_006_7095_1_2_6632.jpg

[FAngel]

You better get your head and your ass wired together, or PAUL R NELSON will take a giant shit on you!

Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my word as they would the word of PAUL R NELSON.

[fandango86]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/5711/nortonspideystilljj8.jpg

Paul R Nelson STINKS, and I don't like him!

[dirt65]

I'm Paul R. Nelson and I don't like knitters

[batgoat]

The Paul R Nelson Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Zoolander! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Stu Nahan: What about Paul R. Nelson and Paul R. Nelson?
Spicoli: Those guys are fags!!!!

[nofate301]

Behold the Metatron! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true Paul R Nelson!

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater, than Paul R Nelson.

[Stig]

"Nobody makes Paul R. Nelson bleed his own blood - NOBODY!"

[nofate301]

You hear that Mr. Anderson, that is the sound of...inevitability

My name...is Paul R Nelson

[blogzilla]

Paul R Nelson gets shirts. Don't make a fu***** maniac out of me!

[Dr. Hoffman]

From the SNL Bill Brasky clips:

* "Paul R. Nelson is the father of every kid in this town!"
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Paul R. Nelson took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Paul R. Nelson takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Paul R. Nelson yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"
* "The story of Johnny Appleseed is based on Paul R. Nelson... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not ****** men."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Paul R. Nelson went hunting? Paul R. Nelson decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."
* "I remember one time, Paul R. Nelson took his family to SeaWorld...They were watching Shamu the whale and Paul R. Nelson got splashed. So Paul R. Nelson yells, 'I'm Paul R. Nelson and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Paul R. Nelson didn't step in there and finish the show."
* "We once had a bachelor party for Paul R. Nelson. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
* "Paul R. Nelson's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."
* "Paul R. Nelson named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that."
* "If you drop a phonograph needle on Paul R. Nelson's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Paul R. Nelson said it would've happened sometime."

[Ron Kind]

and I voted to let illegal immigrants strap electrodes to your preteen daughters' clitorii in order to fund terrorist flag burning parties and gay circle jerk extravaganzas. Please vote for me this November.

I'm Ron Kind, and I approve of this message.

[Palerider4146]

The newest show to the FreeFm lineup...JV and the Paul R. Nelson show.

(This message is not approved by elvis).



I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck Paul R. Nelson in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Paul R. Nelson through his pertty pink panties are over!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Don't.......Don't chew do that!!...Don't chew do that!!
I've got no where else to Paul R. Nelson!!....I've got no where else to Paul R. Nelson!!
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/celebrities/richardgere/images/richardgere_officer_04.jpg









"Ever...seen a grown man Paul R. Nelson?"

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/5629/airplanetwo85sp0.jpg












You made a time machine...out of a Paul R. Nelson?


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8172/01bttfdw3.jpg

LOL

[fandango86]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1633/shawox0.jpg


You know, the thing about Paul R Nelson... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes

[Furtherman]

Paul R. Nelson moved the headstones. But not the bodies!

[nofate301]

Greg Marmalard: What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on paul r nelson.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are?
Greg Marmalard: Yes, Sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET Paul R Nelson!

[FezPaul]

He called Replicants skin-jobs, he was the same kind of guy who in the 20th century called black people Paul R Nelson.

[nolajersey]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1633/shawox0.jpg


You know, the thing about Paul R Nelson... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[bryanswafford]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/bryanswafford/uhf.jpg


Oh, Paul R. Nelson, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

[fandango86]

http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/4238/indysd6.jpg

Paul R Nelson. Why did it have to be Paul R Nelson?!?

[nolajersey]

I'm starving. Earl we got any Paul R Nelson back there?

(this was probably done already but I am tired)

[nofate301]

Larry: I lied to you before. I've never done this before.
Clorette: Done what?
Larry: Done what I think we're about to do.
Clorette: It's ok. besides, I lied to you too...I'm only Paul R Nelson!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/BlazeSaddle141.jpeg
Where's the Paul R. Nelson at?

[StinkyHookerAss]

http://www.paulrnelson.com

He has a blog and a nice comments section.

[nofate301]

I'm starving. Earl we got any Paul R Nelson back there?

(this was probably done already but I am tired)
doesn't matter, still funny

[fandango86]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7392/shiningxl6.jpg

HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRE'S PAUL R NELSON![/SIZE]

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"Nobody puts Paul R. Nelson in a corner."

[mr.lance]

This Just in the Mayor of boston Paul R Nelson is dead.

Ur Listen To ManTown With LB and Paul R Nelson.

Fez Loves Paul R Nelson . Anthony Sister.

[fireguy83]

Paul R. Nelson Facts:
Guns dont kill people, opponents of Paul R. Nelson kill people....by having abortions.

Paul R. Nelson is hockey dad.

Paul R. Nelson does not shower, piss, or have sex because he would have to see his penis and only gay people want to look at penis's.

Paul R. Nelson supports the final solution

Remember Ron Kind wants your sons to marry other peoples sons.

[batgoat]

Paul R. Nelson likes peanut butter, You know it, I know it, the American people know it.

[fandango86]

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/8601/jodiefostersilence06tu4.jpg

Paul R Nelson said...'I can smell your cunt.'

[leiden]

"a conglomerated, mulatta, PAUL R. NELSON RACE!"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"This ring...this ring...two Paul R. Nelson

This watch... three Paul R. Nelson."


http://www.physcoproductions.com/oscars/1990s/pics/schindlerslist3.jpg

[FezPaul]

A conglomerated, mulotta, MONGREL class of Paul R Nelson.
Edit: didn't see that leiden.

[dirt65]

Relax, all right? My old man is Paul R. Nelson, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Paul R. Nelson....Paul R. Nelson please."

http://www.bsospirit.com/comentarios/images/lastcrusade/16.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Paul R. Nelson, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
Jake: Hit it.

Hey Paul R. Nelson...you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[nofate301]

It puts the paul r nelson on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

[dirt65]

All they got from Paul R. Nelson was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paul R. Nelson and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys.

[fandango86]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7218/quentintarantinotx2.jpg

Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Paul R Nelson Storage?
- No. I didn't.
You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing Paul R Nelson ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[Its A Hemi]

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have Paul R. Nelson right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

[nofate301]

you know what they call a paul r nelson in france?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"So what are you Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfucking servant of Paul R. Nelson?"

[fandango86]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2254/godfatherxb4.jpg


She was beautiful; she was young; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Paul R Nelson comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"I'm pretty fucken far from Paul R. Nelson."

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg

[fireguy83]

Sir, the only way you are going to get rid of Paul R. Nelson is with this special shampoo and this tiny comb.

[nofate301]

"I'm pretty fucken far from Paul R. Nelson."

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg
get the paul r nelson

but the paul r nelson is asleep

then wake him up

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Paul R. Nelson Fight!!!!!"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/john_belushi.jpg

[fandango86]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1715/sonnyue5.jpg

I don't want Paul R Nelson coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

[Budyzir]

All your base are belong to Paul R. Nelson.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA ..

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Reilly-Twiggy.jpg
Paul R Nelson Reilly

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Do it for Paul R. Nelson!!"

http://www.lostinthepast.net/motion/Outside/out0736.jpg

[nofate301]

Write this on a rock, paul r nelson

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Can you Paul R. Nelson me now....good."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/grandpachuck/journal/canyouhearmenow.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Where's the Paul R. Nelson?!?!"

http://www.tournamentofstuff.com/tos4pics/clarapeller.JPG

[fireguy83]

http://comedian.dk/Borat-new.jpg
This my friend Paul R. Nelson, I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole.

[YaHearIHearMe]

Say hello to Paul R. Nelson

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4269/g767636scarfacejm9.jpg

[YaHearIHearMe]

When I get angry, Paul R. Nelson gets upset. And when Paul R. Nelson gets upset... people die!:icon_evil

[NightStalker3]

http://www.midnightassassinsgroup.net/opieandanthony/band.jpg

[fandango86]

I'm gonna tell you a story. A kid named Paul R Nelson lives 30 miles north of here. He'd just taken his girlfriend home and was walking along the road. A truck pulls up beside him. Four white boys took him for a ride. Now Paul R Nelson, he headn't done anything, except be a Nelson.

They took him to a shack, a regular old shack like this one. Then they took out a razor blade. Ragged old razor blade, like this one. They pulled down his pants, they spread his legs, and they sliced off his scrotum. Then they put it in a coffee cup, like this one.

Mayor, do you know how much you bleed when someone cuts off your balls?
HUH! When they found Paul R Nelson, he looked like he had been dipped in blood up to his waist. He was barely alive when they got him to the hospital, and he can barely walk now.

[LucaBrazzi77]

quote from bruce dickenson, famous music producer:

"I got a fever, and the cure is more Paul R. Nelson"

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/greatpumpkin/images/scene_5_large.gif

"There he is! There he is! It's Paul R. Nelson! He's rising out of the pumpkin patch!"

[batgoat]

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/video/T627629A.jsm
Paul R Nelson....Paul R. Nelson....

[YaHearIHearMe]

There is no racial bigotry here. We do not look down on shoogies, kikes, wops or Paul R. Nelson. Here, you are all equally worthless.




Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck Paul R. Nelson.




Paul R. Nelson, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Take the Paul R. Nelson, leave the cannolis.

[YaHearIHearMe]

I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm Paul R. Nelson, I amuse you?...Funny how? How am I funny?

[kloraferm]

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/2300/krutombstone03ka3.jpg

Tell 'em I'm coming, and PAUL R NELSON'S coming with me!!
:clap: I love that one.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7229/spicolilargezt6.jpg
Learning about Paul R. Nelson, and having some food.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2876/shine7smallzl8.jpg
Paul R. Nelson is a little boy that lives in my mouth.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

This thread is on Steve.

[batgoat]

http://foros.eluniversal.com.mx/blogs/imagenes/Nelson_Muntz_rie2.jpg

PAUL R.-NELSON!

[greasy48]

I see your Paul R. Nelson is as big as mine

[YaHearIHearMe]

If another letter from school goes to Paul R. Nelson house, in the fucking oven you're goin, head first.

[greasy48]

Paul R. Nelson tear down that wall

[greasy48]

You know Paul R. Nelson could've been a model?!?

[YaHearIHearMe]

Paul R. Nelson held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

[YaHearIHearMe]

Paul R. Nelson sleeps with the fishes

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"I'm Paul R. Nelson, fuckface!"

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/smails.jpg
You tell Paul R Nelson I'm gunning for him, if he's as good as he says he is he'll have to play me to prove it.

[kloraferm]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5578/100okeefeux4.jpg
You're not a bad-looking man, Paul R. Nelson. When I get out, I'm gonna come visit you. Have some real fun!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Look how they massacred my Paul R Nelson

[FAngel]

http://www.ars.pl/images/filmy/sling_blade.gif

"Well that didn't seem right to me, so I went in the shed and got me a shoe box and emptied out all the washers and nuts and screws that were in it and I takened the little fellar and put PAUL R NELSON inside the box and buried him right there in a corner of the yard. That seemed more proper to me, I reckon."

[caulfield]

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a Paul R Nelson. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."



"Last night, Paul R Nelson came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Pat Battle out that he'd melt my brain."

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/taxidriver2_jpg.jpg
Are you talking to Paul R Nelson? Well there's no one else here. So you must be talking to Paul R Nelson.

[Major Burns]

"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says Paul R. Nelson."

[YaHearIHearMe]

Boys, lets be reasonable. This is not the time or the place to be performing some kind of a, half-assed autopsy on the fish! And I am not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open, and see that little Paul R Nelson boy spill out all over the dock!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

http://www.nullstream.com/archives/cs_seas2pics_9.jpg

"I'm Paul R. Nelson, bitch!"

[kloraferm]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/264/kindergardencop9pc7.jpg
I'm a cop you idiot! I'm Detective Paul R. Nelson!

[YaHearIHearMe]

Don't sell yourself short, Paul R. Nelson. You're a tremendous slouch

Hey, Paul R. Nelson what are you takin' pictures for? It's a parking lot! This is a restricted club, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish

[FAngel]

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/ww_013.jpg

"You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day, Paul R Nelson!"

[YaHearIHearMe]

Paul R Nelson take me to the Waldorf-Astoria

[Palerider4146]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Reilly-Twiggy.jpg
Paul R Nelson Reilly

This one wins it for me, nice job sir.

[mightymalachi]

Mama always said, life is like a box of Paul R. Nelson.

[ChickenHawk]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet, but can someone explain to me the constant and repetitive rainforest animal sounds in the background of the anti-Ron Kind ad?

[wes mantooth]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10034000/10034510.jpg

"You hear me Paul R Nelson? Come out, come out, wherever you are"

[MaskedSanity]

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/storypix/1999_10_07/AWW.jpg
His name is Paul R. Nelson....
His name is Paul R. Nelson....
His name is Paul R. Nelson.......

[kloraferm]

Q: What are you?! (thug)
A: I'm Paul R. Nelson!
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3965/200pxbatmankeatonfu0.jpg
I'm so glad I started this thread because I've been laughing my ass off at the shit I've been reading. Bravo folks!

[FAngel]

Last one for me...

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Boondock-Saints-bh02.jpg

"First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been 'serial-crushed by some huge friggin' PAUL R NELSON.'"

[Sidekick Dave]

You had me at Paul R. Nelson

[YaHearIHearMe]

You like ice cream, Paul R. Nelson?

[Sidekick Dave]

What u talkin' bout Paul R. Nelson?

[hehateme]

http://utenti.quipo.it/domine/startrek/mccoy.jpg
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Paul R Nelson

[Dr. Hoffman]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team Paul R. Nelson...

Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see Ron R. Nelson taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color his underpants might be. His panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

I'd like to welcome you all to the Paul R. Nelson Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Paul R. Nelson is, he's the very successful, very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm welcome Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Ron Kind.

[Sidekick Dave]

PAUL-R-NELSON...PAUL-R-NELSON...PAUL-R-NELSON

That's what they cauwll me

[baby bagadonuts]

one more time Paul R Nelson, and bang, zoom to the moon!!!

Ralph Cramden

[NORTONS BAG]

"The Sheriff is a Paul R. Nelson"

Blazing Saddles

[hehateme]

"The Sheriff is a Paul R. Nelson"



The sherrif is NEAR?!

[YaHearIHearMe]

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and Paul R. Nelson hit it; he hit my hair

[YaHearIHearMe]

Paul R. Nelson...cigarette?

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/2.jpg
Paul?!? Paul R Nelson?!?

[deadfruitvirus]

Time for audio!

The Shining (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrshining.mp3).

[YaHearIHearMe]

Time for audio!

The Shining (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrshining.mp3).
HAHAHA you took it to the next level:clap: :clap: el oh el

[ninhead]

Paul R. Nelson- Apply directly to the forehead.

[kloraferm]

Time for audio!

The Shining (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrshining.mp3).
:clap: :icon_lol: That was funny

[DeLLBerto]

You dirty rat you killed Paul R. Nelson

[YaHearIHearMe]

The big yellow one is Paul R. Nelson

[Major Burns]

I hope Paul R. Nelson doesn't have a heinie troll...

[wes mantooth]

I beg you to try and listen to what Paul R Nelson is saying.

Mondo Nelson!!

[wes mantooth]

oooohhh. I earned that Paul R Nelson.

[Its A Hemi]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/StalinsHeros/Sherrif.jpg


Hey boy, where is Paul R. Nelson at?
I AM Paul R. Nelson.
Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

[Earth2murf]

ttp://paulrnelson.com/

[Turfmower]

To Paul R. Nelson or not to Paul R. Nelson that is the question

[Oswald]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/Oswald/PAULRNELSON.jpg

[Turfmower]

The House next door to me was sold to Paul R. Nelson

[Nortons Dumps]

Have a Pual R. Nelson.... Always a good decision.

[dodisman]

I want a liberal...no, a bleeding-heart liberal....and I want a hotdog and a negro...
You'll get Paul R. Nelson, and like it!

[Major Burns]

Flush your XM down the toilet, buy a Sirius and go fuck Paul R. Nelson!

[deadfruitvirus]

Two more for tonight.

The Graduate (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrgraduate.mp3)
Pulp Fiction (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrfiction.mp3)

[Hardcore Pride]

Anyone else feel like totally drilling this bit into the ground? :icon_mrgr

I think its great. :clap: Keep on Keepin' on.

[davemanic]

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhmmmmffff, ooof, I think I just dropped a Paul R Nelson.

{Flush**

[dodisman]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/983/nelsonqc4.gif

[WOWmagnet]

"Never underestimate the Paul R. Nelson in my head."

:action-sm

[fkent484]

Run Paul R. Nelson, Run.

You want Paul R. Nelson? You can't handle Paul R. Nelson!

[NightStalker3]

(((Paul R. Nelson))) Are You On?

[Sidekick Dave]

We Are...the Wild And Crazy Paul R. Nelsons!!!

[YaHearIHearMe]

Two more for tonight.

The Graduate (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrgraduate.mp3)
Pulp Fiction (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrfiction.mp3)

ya cracking me up with your audio:clap: :icon_mrgr

[YaHearIHearMe]

May the Paul R. Nelson be with you

[Beeman99]

His damn voice is annoying as fuck, but if I was an american and it was a choice between Nelson and Kind, I'd vote for Nelson as he isn't a faggot lover

[MeltedHelmet]

I went like this he went like this I said to Paul R Nelson where'd he go? He said where'd who go?

[MeltedHelmet]

Paul R Nelson drives the boat chief

[tattered]

Time for audio!

The Shining (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrshining.mp3).

*rings cow bell* were sending you to the big ass prize closet...what do we have for him bowl of gravy

[tattered]

You gotta phone? you gotta fucking phone? 2 Paul R. Nelsons just stole my truck you believe that shit

[Bunny™]

"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get back on the expressway?"

"Man, fuck yo PAUL R NELSON !"

[IDidItAll]

http://www.dga.org/news/dgaq_1105/images/features-1105/ms1.jpg

"AGAIN!! What is your name??"

"Paul ... Paul R. Nelson!!"

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Paul R. Nelson's in the water. Our Paul R. Nelson."

[NightStalker3]

The Captain wired in he had water coming in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came The Wreck of the Paul R. Nelson

[Plunkies]

Abbott: Paul R. Nelson's on first, Paul R. Nelson's on second, Paul R. Nelson is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Paul R. Nelson's on first, Paul R. Nelson's on second, Paul R. Nelson's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then Paul R. Nelson's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Paul R. Nelson.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Paul R. Nelson.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Paul R. Nelson.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Paul R. Nelson is on first!

Costello: I'm asking YOU Paul R. Nelson's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's Paul R. Nelson's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's Paul R. Nelson?

Abbott: Yes.

[MyKneeGrows]

"Well thats not fair, If Paul R Nelson gets up... We'll all get up... it'll be anarchy!"

[Sack of Chisels]

I'm Paul R. Nelson.

[voxy rotten]

Paul-R.-Nelson PARTY ROCK!!

Those of you from the Pittsburgh area might know my father, Paul R. Nelson, "The Lighting Fixture King", he's donated all of the lights you'll see on the camp.

[TheJerseyDevil]

Squeal like a Paul R Nelson. <deliverance scream>

[Major Burns]

Sorry folks, polls are closed. Paul R. Nelson out front shoulda told ya.

[IDidItAll]

http://www.film-moments.com/pic/StarWarsV01.jpg

"Paul R. Nelson, I am your father!"

[Dr. Hoffman]

Mac: All right, how about the "Paul R. Nelson game?"
Foster: Paul R. Nelson game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'Paul R. Nelson?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right Paul R. Nelson. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up Paul R. Nelson. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right Paul R. Nelson, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying Paul R. Nelson?
Foster: Am I saying Paul R. Nelson?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Paul R. Nelson, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Paul R. Nelson. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said Paul r. Nelson.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right Pau R. Nelson! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Paul R. Nelson, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts Paul R. Nelson. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny Paul R. Nelson, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Paul R. Nelson! (10)

[jules]

the house next door to me has been sold to Paul R. Nelson-

(sorry if someone said it already-didnt read entire thread:icon_mrgr )

[IDidItAll]

the house next door to me has been sold to Paul R. Nelson-

(sorry if someone said it already-didnt read entire thread:icon_mrgr )

:action-sm

No prob. Great minds think alike.

[jules]

:action-sm

No prob. Great minds think alike.
:clap: all credit to you sir-:clap:

[MoreImportantly]

Mac: All right, how about the "Paul R. Nelson game?"
Foster: Paul R. Nelson game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'Paul R. Nelson?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right Paul R. Nelson. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up Paul R. Nelson. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right Paul R. Nelson, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying Paul R. Nelson?
Foster: Am I saying Paul R. Nelson?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Paul R. Nelson, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Paul R. Nelson. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said Paul r. Nelson.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right Pau R. Nelson! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Paul R. Nelson, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts Paul R. Nelson. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny Paul R. Nelson, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Paul R. Nelson! (10)

I love that Paul R Nelson movie!!!! Hehe

[MoreImportantly]

<french accent><No Homo>I'm horny for Paul R Nelson</No Homo></french accent>

[Arch Stanton]

I Paul R Nelson'd my pants and there's not a thing you can do about it

I've got 7 Paul R Nelson's in my ass and there's room for 8

Boy howdy my Paul R Nelson hurts

I Got a fever and the only prescription is more Paul R Nelson

I gotta have more Paul R Nelson

[jules]

this might be the greatest bit ever!!

[MoreImportantly]

Does anybody remember Paul R Nelson?

And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look Paul R Nelson!

Beyond AM, Beyond FM, it's Paul R Nelson Satellite Radio!

[Sidekick Dave]

I've got a fever and the only cure is more Paul R. Nelson

[MoreImportantly]

Opie: You know I could have been a model?!?
Anthony: I'm ga-a-ay!
James Norton: I like yoooogurt...
Paul R Nelson: beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/ty_webb.jpg
Do you know what that golfer's name was Danny?
Bob Hope?
Hehehe No, it was Paul R Nelson, he was a good golfer.

[Its A Hemi]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/StalinsHeros/Humungous.jpg

Greetings from Paul R. Nelson! The Lord Paul R. Nelson! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

[FAngel]

Had to do another...

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg

"That is one big pile of Paul R Nelson."

[23 Skidoo]

Paul R. Nelson, get your damn hands off her

[Angelfuck]

"What does Paul R. Nelson look like?"


Pulp Fiction (http://audio.101megahertz.com/paulrfiction.mp3)

"Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Paul R. Nelson don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Nelson."

bravo on the audio sir:action-sm

[23 Skidoo]

One Paul R. Nelson's looking left, one Paul R. Nelson's looking right,and the Paul R. Nelson in the middle is saying whaddaya want from me?

[MyKneeGrows]

"Ahhh, P B and J With The Crusts Cut Off, Who'd Your Mom Marry Paul R Nelson?"

[LetsDoThisLucas]

My name is Paul R Nelson...

Father to a murdered son...

Husband to a murdered wife...

and I will have my vengence in this life or the next

[Dr. Hoffman]

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see Paul R. Nelson dressed in a toga, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed Paul R. Nelson! Good one!

[TimHorton]

Ever since i was a kid I wanted to be Paul R. Nelson ( You know I 'd go from rags to riches)

Oh my god you look like a politician

[Sidekick Dave]

Is this the Make-a-Wish foundation? It's my son's dying wish to see Paul R. Nelson give me a blowjob!

[Sidekick Dave]

Paul R. Nelson, put your goddamn clothes back on!

[dodisman]

Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-bitch. Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. PAUL R. NELSON will never get that senate seat. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball congressmen come out of the woodwork!

[TimHorton]

I'm Paul R. Nelson and you're not

[gromble]

Have you ever danced with Paul R Nelson in the pale moonlight ?

[Sack of Chisels]

This bit lacks any creativity that the Pat Battle thread had, but I still love it.

[MoreImportantly]

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... Paul R Nelson. Someday this war's gonna end...

[dodisman]

Paulie R. Nelson may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie R. Nelson didn't have to move for anybody.

[Tired Rudy]

Well I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake! A family member dies, and you insult Paul R. Nelson! What the hell is the matter with you anyway?

[Sack of Chisels]

Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

[pause]

No. No, fuck you, Paul R. Nelson. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's a Paul R. Nelson sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Paul R. Nelson, Major Paul R. Nelson!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's a Paul R. Nelson too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Paul R. Nelson!
Dark Helmet: How many Paul R. Nelsons do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Paul R. Nelson's!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, Paul R. Nelson's!

[dodisman]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Paul R. Nelson?

[MoreImportantly]

You think you can catch Paul R Nelson? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

[nofate301]

Paul R Nelson, my anti drug

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go

R. Nelson!

We will not let you go

Our Paul R Nelson, who art in heaven, hallowed be they name, they kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily Paul R Nelson, and forgive us our Paul R Nelsons, as we forgive those who Paul R Nelsoned against us. And lead us not into Paul R Nelson, but deliver us from Paul R Nelson. Amen.

I hope to god this can last the weekend. The bbbboys need to recap some of this.

[MoreImportantly]

Our Paul R Nelson, who art in heaven, hallowed be they name, they kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily Paul R Nelson, and forgive us our Paul R Nelsons, as we forgive those who Paul R Nelsoned against us. And lead us not into Paul R Nelson, but deliver us from Paul R Nelson. Amen.

:clap: I'm going to laugh for three days straight about this one :clap:

[lanestew]

Paul R. Nelson for 4th mike.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Paul R. Nelson has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

[MoreImportantly]

A la tuhuelpa legria Paul R Nelson
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria Paul R Nelson
Eeeh, Paul R Nelson
A-Hai 2x

[Mort]

'Cause I'm Paul R. Nelson
Yes I'm the real Paul R. Nelson
All you other Paul R. Nelson's
Are just imitating,
So won't the real Paul R. Nelson please stand up?

[Lewis Black Voice] If it weren't for my Paul R. Nelson, I wouldn't have spent that year in college [/Lewis Black Voice]

[lanestew]

Now the night of the fight, you may
fell a slight sting, that's Paul R Nelson
fuckin' wit ya. Fuck Paul R Nelson! Paul R Nelson
only hurts, he never helps. Fight
through that shit. 'Cause a year
from now, when you're kickin' it in
the Caribbean you're gonna say,
"Marsellus Wallace was right."

[lil chung]

Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Paul R Nelson?
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fasttimeswiseguy1.jpg

[IDidItAll]

http://www.topgun-lefilm.com/personnages/goose.jpg

"Paul R. Nelson, ya big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

[FAZ8218]

I left my house today and this thread had 3 pages... fantastic work guys, and gals... :clap:

[FAZ8218]

"Look kids, Big-Ben, Paul R. Nelson..."

"I'm Paul... Paul R. Nelson and I'm your density... I mean..."

"Slick: Why don't you do somebody big mouth, like Paul R. Nelson?
Mario: I can't do Paul R. Nelson!
Calogero: Yeah, that's hard."

"No, see... You're Paul R. Nelson man, I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me..."

"You can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take Paul R. Nelson's word for it?"

"You got any Paul R. Nelsons down there?
About the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle-berry!"

[KneeKnee]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f239/acmirro/arnold.jpg

"Im Paul R. Nelson!!! Yahhhhh!!!"

[Arch Stanton]

That's it Paul R Nelson, Get the hell out of here!

Paul R Nelson, Paul R Nelson....Drinks are on the house

Hey Ma, can I borrow this? A deer's Paul R Nelson got caught in the grill of the car

But Paul R Nelson, that's all the money we had


I want a Dr Paul R Nelson and a diablo sandwich and make it fast, I'm in a God damn hurry

There is no way..no way you come from my loins. Remind me when I get home to punch Paul R Nelson right in the mouth

[OpenKnee&Anthamuny]

I know who you are. You're Paul R Nelson . Your dad's a Paul R Nelson . A Paul R Nelson up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.

You call my dad Paul R Nelson again, I'll kill you.

Paul R Nelson
Paul R Nelson
Paul R Nelson

Aaaaaa.. Im gonna rip your head off and Paul R Nelson down your neck

[dire9wolf]

No..Paul R Nelsons health wont allow it

Oh my god, they killed Paul R Nelson!

[FAZ8218]

Paul R. Nelson graduates! Paul R. Nelson graduates! Paul R. Nelson graduates!

[IDidItAll]

Paul R. Nelson graduates! Paul R. Nelson graduates! Paul R. Nelson graduates!

Donna would be proud! :clap:

[Arch Stanton]

Donna would be proud! :clap:
You guys are killing in here. Great job buddies.

[DeltaPin]

I'm Paul R. Nelson, maybe you've heard of me.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

My name is Paul R Nelson! You killed my father! Prepare to die.


http://www.mdc.edu/nwsa/swebs/dori/imgs/Inigo-Montoya.jpg

[FAZ8218]

NICE rst!!! :clap:

[Arch Stanton]

Robe, you killed with that.

This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad

[RobeSoup&Tears]

NICE rst!!! :clap:

Robe, you killed with that.

This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad
:icon_mrgr

[jer]

Your days of fingerbanging Paul R. Nelson through his pretty pink panites ARE OVER

edit: FUCK they just said it on the air

[BabyHat3R]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/ltwesjansen/paulnelson.jpg

[lil chung]

“I’m tired of looking at this icebox, this sink and these four walls – I WANNA LOOK AT PAUL R NELSON!!!”
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Honeymooners/Pics/Honeymooners08.JPG

[Arch Stanton]

“I’m tired of looking at this icebox, this sink and these four walls – I WANNA LOOK AT PAUL R NELSON!!!”
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/Honeymooners/Pics/Honeymooners08.JPG
What should I do with all these peanuts.........eat them, like any other Paul R Nelson

Address the ball.......Hello, Paul R Nelson

Ready for blast off Capt Paul R Nelson

[BlackNinja]

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Paul R Nelson if it makes you happy




We are the Knights who say... Paul R Nelson

[jer]

This bit lacks any creativity that the Pat Battle thread had, but I still love it.

You sunk my PAUL R. NELSONship

[mikeybot]

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/img/Supertroopers.jpg
"Good enough to fuck Paul R. Nelson!"

[BabyHat3R]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/ltwesjansen/clerk.jpg

[FAZ8218]

in a row?

[Arch Stanton]

in a row?
at least it's not 38 Paul R Nelsons

[BabyHat3R]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the Paul R. Nelson."

[BabyHat3R]

at least it's not 38 Paul R Nelsons

That would just be absurd.

[jobson]

Where my Paul R. Nelson sleeps and where my Paul R. Nelsons come to play with their toys.

[jobson]

If I'm gonna die for a word, My word is Paul R. Nelson

[lil chung]

What should I do with all these peanuts.........eat them, like any other Paul R Nelson

Address the ball.......Hello, Paul R Nelson

Ready for blast off Capt Paul R Nelson
Herb Norris: Who is the composer of Swany River?
Ralph: Homina homina homina...Paul R. Nelson?

[BabyHat3R]

"One city wants to pack Paul R. Nelson into a three block area, problem is, it could be next to your house"

"Find out how a change in the predator law could shut down Paul R. Nelson"

[lil chung]

if you're planning a roadtrip this weekend, it's time to take Paul R. Nelson along for the ride...
beyond AM, beyond FM, it's Paul R. Nelson

[FAZ8218]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8630/donciccioit8.png
Si chiama Paul R. Nelson... e cchist' è pe' 'ttia!!!
His name was Paul R. Nelson... and this is for you!!!

[Oswald]

Paul R. Nelson? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Paul R. Nelson?

Well, that is your name, isn't it? Paul R. Nelson? It's written all over your underwear.

[mikeybot]

"All fucking Paul R. Nelsons must fucking hang"

[fezticle98]

The only thing we have to fear, is Paul R. Nelson!

[King Jumungus]

You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting Paul R. Nelson, not only by murdering Paul R. Nelson, but by blowing the living shit out of Paul R. Nelson. Yessir. Here's an example. It's a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, for Paul R. Nelson. That price is too high.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Oh my god, they killed Paul R Nelson!

You bastards!

[FAZ8218]

Hoo hoo, tell 'em Paul R. Nelson...

[King Jumungus]

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Paul R. Nelson.

[Tell 'em Fred]

Here is my audio submission. (249k)

http://www.filefactory.com/file/037c1b/

scroll down and click on "Download for free with Filefactory Basic" next page click "Click here to begin download"

where is a better place to host audio?

[Dumpsterkeeper]

And that's the bottom line, cuz' Paul R Nelson SAID SO!

[fezticle98]

You had best get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on Paul R. Nelson!

[FAZ8218]

"They call him Fat Paul because he looks just like Paul R. Nelson, except much much heavier..."

[LastDeadMouse]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Paul R Nelson"

[LastDeadMouse]

I love the smell of Paul R Nelson in the morning.

[BIV]

How about some Kirk?



"I've never forgiven Paul R. Nelson for what he did to my son."

[LastDeadMouse]

http://www.hometheaterhifi.com/volume_7_2/images/movie-fight-club.jpg
"His name is Paul R Nelson.... His name is Paul R Nelson...."

[LastDeadMouse]

Have you ever sucked Paul R Nelson for weed?!?!?

[Palaver]

I hate this place. Nothing works here. The Paul R. Nelsons don't work. I've been here for 7 years.

[LastDeadMouse]

I believe in two things: discipline and Paul R Nelson. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in Paul R Nelson; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

[LastDeadMouse]

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be Paul R Nelson. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

[LastDeadMouse]

Man who catch fly with Paul R Nelson accomplish anything.

[Palaver]

Paul R Nelson...Shit Dick!

[LastDeadMouse]

http://www.southwestern.edu/~ramseyp/images/khan.jpg

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!

[batgoat]

Paul R. Nelson say: Man who eat many prunes sit on can many moons

Paul R. Nelson say: Man who stand on pot get high

Paul R. Nelson say: Man who go through Thailand turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok
http://www.hdis.hc.edu.tw/assets/images/confucious.jpg

[BIV]

Palaver....

You must tell me who the chick in your sig is or what movie that is so i can find out.

[SOS]

Paul R. Nelson says: Ron King made a tuna sandwich but forgot the mayonnaise !

[fandango86]

Palaver....

You must tell me who the chick in your sig is or what movie that is so i can find out.

First pic is Pamela Adlon, from our lil Jimmy's now defunct show Lucky Louie. Second pic is Tyra Banks.




Did I really just have to do that?:icon_eek:

[BIV]

First pic is Pamela Adlon, from our lil Jimmy's now defunct show Lucky Louie. Second pic is Tyra Banks.




Did I really just have to do that?:icon_eek:

Thanks, never actually saw Lucky Louis...no HBO.

[lil chung]

Paul R Nelson lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/rainman.gif

[wes mantooth]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_count_of_monte_cristo/james_caviezel/count.jpg

Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Paul R Nelson, the man!

[bryanswafford]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/bryanswafford/jeff.jpg

Paul R. Nelson, That guys a fag

[CM Mark]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the Paul R. Nelsons I cannot change
The courage to change the Paul R. Nelsons I can,
And the wisdom to know Paul R. Nelson


Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Paul R. Nelson, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Friends, Romans, Paul R. Nelsons, I come to bury Ron Kind, not to praise him!

To Paul R. Nelson or not to Paul R. Nelson: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and Ron Kinds or outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-
No more-



(and yes, I did grab my copies of Hamlet to get the exact quotes. I own a few of Shakespeare's works. More to come as I go through Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet. WIsh I could find Caeser. Might just have to go out and buy another copy.)

[BIV]

Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving.
Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, Paul R. Nelson won't even be dead anymore.



Vern: You think Paul R. Nelson could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Paul R. Nelson is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though.


The Writer: Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Paul R. Nelson, sic balls!"

[Standby]

Baer: They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention PAUL R. NELSON?
Kujan: Who?
Baer: Bear with me here...

(Kujan busts into the office.)

Kujan: Who's PAUL R. NELSON?
Verbal: Ohhh...fuck!
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1310capture_usualsuspects03.jpg

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, PAUL R. NELSON was a fag...
http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/mcmanus.jpg

[Iron Duke]

"Miss soundboard Paul R. Nelson"

[CM Mark]

Paul R. Nelson went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind, and willing to make a deal.
When he came across a young man sawin on a fiddle and playin it hot,
Then Paul R. Nelson jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell you what.
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'ld care, to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy, but give Paul R. Nelson his due,
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cause I think I'm better than you!
The boy said My name's Ron Kind, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, because I'm the best that's ever been!

[Standby]

The greatest trick PAUL R. NELSON ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...

[Iron Duke]

"Earl, we got any Paul R. Nelson? I'm starvin'."

[Mister__Hughes]

...As Chairman of the welcoming committee, it my pleasure to extend
a Laurel and Hardy welcome to our new Paul R. Nelson...

[Standby]

"Earl, we got any Paul R. Nelson? I'm starvin'."
Thanks for giving me this idea...

Doesn't make you gay if you dig Key West...
Doesn't make you gay if you wear a dress...
Doesn't make you gay like Ron & Ron says...
Hell no man, it makes you PAUL R. NELSON

http://sjl-static15.sjl.youtube.com/vi/G_ecwrVmB3g/1.jpg

[qaylin]

i typed out like 3 responses.. and had to erase them. all of them. and the only thing i can say is 'paul r. nelson'. jesus. goodtimes.

[CM Mark]

First Witch: All hail, Paul R. Nelson! Hail to thee, Thane of Glamis
Second Witch: All hail, Paul R. Nelson! Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor!
Third Witch: All hail, Paul R. Nelson, that shalt be King hereafter!


(Okay, yes, I admit it. I am a Shakespeare dork. This is Macbeth for those that don't get it.)

[Standby]

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this PAUL R. NELSON what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue... What's, uh... What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead PAUL R. NELSON when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1104/dead_parrot.jpg

[CM Mark]

There are those that call me.....................................Paul R. Nelson?

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/4766/film/hg/timencha.jpg

[Standby]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/uppercla.jpg
Good afternoon and welcome to Hurlingham Park. You join us just as the competitors are running out onto the field on this lovely winter's afternoon here, with the going firm underfoot and very little sign of rain. Well it certainly looks as though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport in this the 127th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show. Well the competitors will be off in a moment so let me just identify for you.

Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene.
http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/twit2.gif
Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp.
http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/twit1.gif
PAUL R. NELSON, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker.
http://www.3rdgop.org/images/paulrnelson.jpg

[lil chung]

Relax, all right? Paul R. Nelson is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. He can fix it.

[Sevenyars]

My name is Paul R. Nelson I own a mansion and a yacht

[CM Mark]

O Paul R. Nelson, Paul R. Nelson! wherefore art thou Paul R. Nelson?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Kind.

[Sevenyars]

Two men enter one Paul R nelson leaves

[NightStalker3]

Paul R. Nelsonmania Is Running Wild Brotha!

[Sevenyars]

Oh say can you see by Paul R Nelson's early light....

[Sevenyars]

You can take my gun's when you pry it from Paul R Nelson's cold dead hands

[Sevenyars]

Don't worry be Paul R Nelson

[Sevenyars]

Paul R Nelson went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal....

[Sevenyars]

I swear on a stack of Paul R Nelson's

[Standby]

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely PAUL R. NELSON.
They have their elections and their runoffs,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the former Marine
[...]
Then the hockey dad...

[Sevenyars]

Hey Paul ,,, Paul R Nelson. That Paul and his big blue ox babe

[CM Mark]

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by Paul R. Nelson;


A Paul R. Nelson! a Paul R. Nelson! my kingdom for a Paul R. Nelson!

[WowMe]

Mr. Nelson... Paging Mr. Paul R. Nelson, you have a telephone call at the front desk.

[WowMe]

Hoo Hoo I invented elections. Tell em Paul R. Nelson.

[CM Mark]

Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn
The power of man, for none of woman born
Shall harm Paul R. Nelson.
Second Apparition, Scene i

Paul R. Nelson shall never vanquish'd be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him.
Third Apparition, Scene i

[CM Mark]

Paul R. Nelson has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
Caesar, Act I, sc. ii

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The Paul R. Nelson never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
Caesar, Act II, sc. ii

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Paul R. Nelson, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Paul R. Nelson. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Paul R. Nelson was ambitious:
If it were so, it is a grievous fault;
And grievously hath Paul R. Nelson answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest, -
For Brutus is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men, -
Come I to speak in Paul R. Nelson's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honorable man.
Antony, Act III, sc. ii

Caesar: E tu Brute?
Cassius: Then fall, Paul R. Nelson!
Act III, sc. i

[lil chung]

"Don't get on the ship. The book, To Serve Paul R Nelson, IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Toserveman.jpg

[SailFan]

"Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Paul R. Nelson is people!"

[nofate301]

Attack of the paul r nelsons...

[CM Mark]

I am a Paul R. Nelson. Hath not a Paul R. Nelson eyes? hath not a Paul R. Nelson hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
Shylock, III.i

[MoreImportantly]

Your son is attempting to bring a Paul R Nelson in this.. situation!

[nofate301]

uh oh, looks like someone's got a case of the paul r nelsons

[CM Mark]

If we shadows have offended
Think but this, and all is mended
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear
And this weak and idle theme
no more yielding but a dream
Gentles, do not reprehend
If you pardon, we will mend
And, as I am an honest Paul R. Nelson
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue
We will make amends ere long
Else the Paul R. Nelson a liar call
So good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends
and Robin shall restore amends.
(Puck, V.ii)

[CM Mark]

I'm sorry Mario, but our Paul R. Nelson is in another castle.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The ad made it's way to ThatVideoSite.com

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3503

You can download it from there.

[CM Mark]

Lord Voldemort: Paul R. Nelson. How lies have fed your legend, Paul! Shall I reveal what really happened that night thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when sweet, dear, Lily Nelson gave her life for her only son, she provided the ultimate protection. I could not touch him. It was old magic, something I should have forseen. But no matter, no matter, things have changed. I can... touch you... NOW! Astounding what a few drops of your blood will do eh, Paul?


Professor McGonagall: The house of Paul R. Nelson has been a beacon in the wizarding world for nearly 10 centuries, and I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a bumbling, babbling band of baboons.
George/Fred: (to each other) Try saying that five times fast.

[mr.lance]

Wll i cant post a new topic but here is the fun.
http://paulrnelson.com/
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6398

Paul R. Nelson for Congress
PO Box 273
Woodville, WI 54028

Phone: 715.698.VOTE(8683)
Fax: 715.698.4394

Email: info@paulrnelson.com

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Cazzata Paul R Nelson!!

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5120/001tonysopranoiu1.jpg

[HowardHughes]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Paul R. Nelson."

[HowardHughes]

"Paul R. Nelson moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

[lil chung]

"It is unsinkable. Paul R. Nelson himself could not sink this ship."



Ismay: But this ship can't sink!
Thomas Andrews: She was made by Ron Kind, sir. I assure you, she can. And she *will*.

[mightymalachi]

A Paul R. Nelson? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

-or-

Good luck, I just want you to know Paul R. Nelson is counting on you.

[CM Mark]

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Paul R. Nelson can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many—yours not least." (Gandalf)

"'Fair lady!' said Frodo again after a while. 'Tell me, if my asking does not seem foolish, who is Paul R. Nelson?'" (to Goldberry)

"He is one of the wandering folk — Rangers we call them. He seldom talks: not but what he can tell a rare tale when he has the mind. He disappears for a month, or a year, and then he pops up again. He was in and out pretty often last spring; but I haven't seen him about lately. What his right name is I've never heard: but he's known round here as Paul R. Nelson." (Barliman Butterbur referring to "Strider")

"Of all the confounded nuisances you are the worst, Paul R. Nelson!"

[Standby]

What is your name?

Paul R. Nelson

What is your quest?

To defeat Ron Kind

What.... is your favorite color?

[JaneDoe]

Go ahead make my Paul R. Nelson. :shoot3:

[WonkaVision]

"See you at the Party Paul R. Nelson."

[Mother Shucker]

"Shooting at the walls of heart ache, bang bang, I am Paul R. Nelson....."

[bryanswafford]

Dont just stare at it Paul R. Nelson, EAT IT

[dirt65]

I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Paul R. Nelson. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

Does Paul R. Nelson know you raid his wardrobe?

[mightymalachi]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/mightymalachi/marciafootball.jpg

[Bozack]

Paul R. Nelson! Apply directly to the forehead!
Paul R. Nelson! Apply directly to the forehead!
Paul R. Nelson! Apply directly to the forehead!

[Sevenyars]

All work and no play make Paul R Nelson a dull boy

[Sevenyars]

" Oh brother where art Paul R Nelson "

[LastDeadMouse]

God damn you Paul R Nelson! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Ron Kind? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Ron Kind? What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck are you talking about? Paul R Nelson is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Paul R Nelson is not the preferred nomenclature. Hockey Dad, please.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Paul R Nelson, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Paul R Nelson. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool Ron Kind in the league office, but you don't fool Paul R Nelson. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[offacue]

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
Paul R. Nelson is coming to town

[SailFan]

Holy shit. Here is a real Paul R. Nelson quote:

When asked how to tell what a Muslim male looks like, Nelson replied: "Well, you know, if he comes in wearing a turban and his name is Muhammed, that's a good start."

From http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/15290945.htm

Are we sure this isn't really Anthony?

[Captain_Spaulding]

Don't kid yourself Judge your an incredible Paul R. Nelson.

[YaHearIHearMe]

Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and Paul R. Nelson.

[YaHearIHearMe]

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by Paul R. Nelson.

[nofate301]

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by Paul R. Nelson.
They listen to this, not their Paul R Nelson

[YaHearIHearMe]

You have the ring, and I see your Paul R. Nelson is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

[mightymalachi]

You play ball like a Paul R. Nelson!

[BroGonzo]

Ich bin ein Paul R. Nelson!

[offacue]

eeny meeny meiny moe
catch a Paul R. Nelson
by the toe

[nofate301]

One Paul R Nelson to rule them all, One Paul R Nelson to find them,
One Paul R Nelson to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

[nofate301]

what does a paul r nelson gotta do to get a taxi in this city

[ChestersLiver]

Not a day goes by I don't feel
regret, and not because I'm in here
or because you think I should. I
look back on myself the way I
was...stupid kid who did that
terrible crime...wish I could talk
sense to him. Tell him how things
are. But I can't. That kid's long
gone, Paul R. Nelson is all that's
left, and I have to live with that.

Rehabilitated? That's a bullshit
word, so you just go on ahead and
stamp that form there, sonny, and
stop wasting my damn time. Truth
is, I don't give a shit.

[nofate301]

Not a day goes by I don't feel
regret, and not because I'm in here
or because you think I should. I
look back on myself the way I
was...stupid kid who did that
terrible crime...wish I could talk
sense to him. Tell him how things
are. But I can't. That kid's long
gone, Paul R. Nelson is all that's
left, and I have to live with that.

Rehabilitated? That's a bullshit
word, so you just go on ahead and
stamp that form there, sonny, and
stop wasting my damn time. Truth
is, I don't give a shit.
His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of Paul R Nelson. He never made a sound.

[Arch Stanton]

Paul R Nelson loves Dawn

This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad

[ChestersLiver]

Hello, is Paul R. Nelson there? This is
Dante... Did he say if he was on his
way here?... Here... The convenience
store... I know, but the other guy
called out this morning and
Paul R. Nelson asked me to cover until he
got here. He said he'd be here by
noon, but it's one-thirty now, so
I... Excuse me... Vermont?!... No,
that can't be; I talked to him this
morning... He left at what time?...
He really went to Vermont?... When
the hell was someone going to tell
me?... He promised he was coming by
noon!... Jesus... When does he get
back?!... TUESDAY!... You've gotta
be fucking kidding me!... I've got a
hockey game at two, and the fucking
shutters are jammed closed, and he's
in Vermont?... I'm not even supposed
to be here today!

[offacue]

Our Paul R. Nelson who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name

[SailFan]

Paul R. Nelson has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

[ChestersLiver]

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my Paul R. Nelson.

[ChestersLiver]

George saved his brother's life that day. But he caught a bad
cold which infected his left ear. Cost him his hearing in that
ear. It was weeks before he could return to his after-school job
at Paul R. Nelson's drugstore.

[offacue]

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.


Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be Paul R. Nelson?


A-there's a tugboat … huh, huh, huh … down by the river don’tcha know
Where a cement bag’s just a'droopin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Paul R. Nelson's back in town.


Now, d'ja hear ‘bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?


Now … Jenny Diver … ho, ho … yeah … Sukey Tawdry
Ooh … Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Paul R. Nelson's back in town.


Aah … I said Jenny Diver … whoa … Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Paul R. Nelson's back in town …


Look out … old Paul R. Nelson is back!!

[FAngel]

Paul R. Nelson has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

:clap: :clap:

"Here's looking at you, Paul R Nelson."

[Spadanko]

I am sure this one was done but....

"You don't come to Wisconsin and talk to Paul R Nelson like that!

[ChestersLiver]

The one thing about livin' in
Santa Carla I never could stomach...

All the damn Paul R. Nelsons.

[ChestersLiver]

One, two, Paul R. Nelsons coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.

[ChestersLiver]

The only thing Paul R. Nelson ever touched
of mine was my hand, when he shook
it. I met Paul R. Nelson once – at my wedding
– then never again. The truth is,
nobody knows why Marsellus tossed
Paul R. Nelson out of that window
except Marsellus and Paul R. Nelson But when you scamps get together,
you're worse than a sewing circle.

[wes mantooth]

Treebeard: We have just agreed...

Merry: Yes?

Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not Paul R Nelson.

[Hobo_Cum]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father was Paul R. Nelson

[nofate301]

One, two, Paul R. Nelsons coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.
late!

Make them remember, Jason. Make them remember what Paul R Nelson tastes like!

[peopleselbow]

In the name of the father, the son and Paul R. Nelson.

[Hobo_Cum]

and....

Listen, Paul R. Nelson lyin' in a pond distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical congressional ceremony.

[ChestersLiver]

Paul R. Nelson hates his own identity, he always
has - and he thinks that makes him a
transsexual. But his pathology is a
thousand times more savage... He wants to
be reborn, Clarice. He will be reborn...