Mafialife Sitdown:December 9th.(Mark Your Calenders!!)

[Mafialife Chris]

MARK YOUR CALENDERS FOLKS! DECEMBER 9th 2006 (7PM EST)
F.H. Riley's
HUNTINGTON
VILLAGE
400 New York Ave
631-271-7600
$2.00 Drafts w/Mafialife Connection Bands.


It is finally here. Everyone is raving over it. 3rd annual Mafialife.com Party. Being held at the famous F.H Riley's Bar & Restaurant in Huntington Long Island. It will be on this day that the players of Mafialife.com and there friends at FullBlownAids.com and Wackbag.com get together, socialize, get to know each other, and potentially have lots of consentual sex afterwards. Not to mention the Free Shirts, Karaoke, and $2 Drafts for ALL who have the ML "connection" Bands. Bands will be given out at the door for ALL who mention Mafialife. There will be NO COVER CHARGE!

Highlights:
$2 Drafts ALL NIGHT (w/mafialife "connections" band)
Karaoke (if desired)
FREE T-Shirts,Stickers and other Prizes handed out.
Sex after hours (potentially, if your good at hooking up.lol if your bad, you will go home alone AGAIN!)
Paltalk Cams w/HappyTypingGirl
French Bread Pizza
Much More To Come........

I wanna see EVERYBODY there!! Fly down from your mothers cunt, if you have to! Be there, or i WILL send a hitman after your family!!

[Flea_Man]

I'll be there

[wackbagette]

It will be on this day that the players of Mafialife.com and there friends at FullBlownAids.com and Wackbag.com get together, socialize, get to know each other, and potentially have lots of consentual sex afterwards.

The hell with consensual sex...aren't events made for hungover, "holy shit I can't believe I banged/blew <insert name here>" laments the morning after?

Oh wait, F.H. is not supposed to mean "Fuck Here"...:icon_mrgr

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Great...another NY function.

[Schnit Dick]

I expect to be there

[badcellphoneguy]

[QUOTE=wackbagette]The hell with consensual sex...aren't events made for hungover, "holy shit I can't believe I banged/blew <insert name here>" laments the morning after?



<insert name here>" Flea Man! :action-sm

[Joey Bond]

I will be there

[Flea_Man]

[QUOTE=wackbagette]The hell with consensual sex...aren't events made for hungover, "holy shit I can't believe I banged/blew <insert name here>" laments the morning after?



<insert name here>" Flea Man! :action-sm

I'd bang wackbagette. THERE I SAID IT. :icon_mrgr

[wackbagette]

I'd bang wackbagette. THERE I SAID IT. :icon_mrgr

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

[Mafialife Chris]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])
SHUSH, My girl watches these boards.. Cant u keep a secret?

[wRONg Kind]

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

Oh yes we are ........... but funny enough I have no clue about it :icon_conf

[wes mantooth]

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

ssshhhhh! It's supposed to be a secret.:icon_mrgr

[wackbagette]

damn, guess I shoulda kept my mouth shut.

Now that I've outed myself as a paltalk slut, perhaps it's good time to let you all know I've lost a lot of weight recently, and have been craving chicken soup. I'm also typing this in a warm, fluffy robe.

[dodisman]

1. SLUT

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.

"Dude, did you get laid after the party." No, I fucked Wackbagette, the slut."

[wackbagette]

PITY FUCK (courtesy of Wikipedia)
Pity sex (also called sympathy sex or, colloquially, a mercy fuck) is a popular term used to describe sexual intercourse that is provided based solely on feelings of pity or sympathy that at least one partner feels for the other. One or all of those involved may lack any feelings of attraction toward the person(s) they have sex with, and there is a high chance that the event will never be repeated (resulting in a one-night stand). Reasons for pity sex vary per person, but commonly, one individual may be considered more desirable or "lucky" in sexual experience than the other and feel remorse for their own success when compared to another who has suffered repeated frustration or failure. Consequently, they may feel that they are helping the less-fortunate individual by giving them "what they want". A less-than-noble motive may be the ease in which sex can be achieved when the opposite partner lacks self-esteem.

The consequences of pity sex are also varied, but it is usually agreed that it often fails to help the less-fortunate individual as intended. Problems can arise simply based on whether the person was aware that they received "pity sex" to begin with. If they did know, then it can further fuel their depression with the assumption that they are so unattractive, the only way "scoring" was possible was through a "handout". If the person did not know that it was "pity sex", they may view their sexual encounter as a legitimate sign of intimacy and seek to pursue it. When the other person fails to respond similarly, it can lead to confusion, anger or further depression. Additionally, any friendship or comradery that existed between them beforehand may be lost forever. Even worse, sexual predators often use pity sex as a way of trapping victims. [citation needed]

There is still debate as to whether or not pity sex is morally acceptable. Some feel that it is barbaric and cruel, claiming that it takes advantage of a desperate individual or provides false hope. Some counter that "pity sex" can (even if temporarily) relieve sexual frustration that would otherwise cause serious damage to a long-term relationship. Others argue that the line drawn between "pity sex" and "casual sex" is open to interpretation. In the end, it may simply be a matter that is relative to every individual's unique situation.

"Dodisman looked so pathetic I figured I'd give him pity fuck, but he jizzed his jeans before he got them unzipped...oh well, off to find Flea Man..."

[MelissaY1]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])


LOL That would be interesting Wackbagette...though I'm not a PalTalker...Oh no I just ruined the bit:icon_wink

[EvilHomerJ666]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

What? I can't even get my paltalk to work, I subscribed but everytime I try to log on it doesn't work. Thanks for the offer though. Although my fiance wouldn't be too happy, but who cares.

[grizzlyfester]

technology is great. wackbagette is either having paltalk affairs with every member of this board, or technology has set us all up. I get it, do you?

[NoFilterPaul]

PITY FUCK (courtesy of Wikipedia)

I pity anyone that fucks you *elbow to ribs*

[ode2no1]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])


Oh yeah ... wait what?

[bensrawass]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])
you all laugh, but its true.....I LOVE YOU TOO wackbagette

[AllForADeuce]

We all know Master Po will be there...directing girls to his car in the parking lot

[AllForADeuce]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])


hahaha that's the nuts...i need to learn HTML

[DCdorf]

I pity anyone that fucks you *elbow to ribs*
:clap:

But yeah, I'm ready to do it again...

To summarize:

1. :drunk:

2. :clap4:

3. :wowsmilie:

4. :tounge:

5. :whipped:

6. :piss2

7. :sperm:

8. :hi2:

9. :walk2:

10. :coold:

[wackbagette]

I pity anyone that fucks you *elbow to ribs*

And I'd fuck anyone who pities you...which pretty much means I'd bang most of O&A Fandom *elbow to ribs* :)

[Hudson]

Sometimes...I miss being in Jersey.....sometimes

[Mafialife Chris]

Baggette,

I'll meet you under the stairs. Dont tell frenchy. Shell keep you all to herself!!!
And Paul, Halloweens over, take off the n i g g e r mask!!

[NoFilterPaul]

take off the n i g g e r mask!!

har! har! i might be needing it for something else soon... who knows...

shame you planned this the same day as someone else's leaving party - i might make it towards the end of the night, but doubtful...

[Mafialife Chris]

har! har! i might be needing it for something else soon... who knows...

shame you planned this the same day as someone else's leaving party - i might make it towards the end of the night, but doubtful...

Honest, it was planned when bret could book the FH event.lol
And in conjunction with the commercials running on XM.

[Zeroman]

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

hmm news to me :icon_mrgr

[MelissaY1]

I think I'll be going to this one..

[Plunkies]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])

Damn...I gotta get paltalk...nah fuck it. I can't be bothered.

[DREW]

I'd go gay for ya Flea...oh wait...:action-sm

(Although everyone knows that I'm having a steamy PalTalk affair with [you])



Ha? ooo PalTalk DREW