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tstlkevanilla
10-27-2006, 12:57 AM
It's only fair..
Long live RON KIND!!
mikeybot
10-27-2006, 12:58 AM
[Pat from Moonachie]
Meh, Ron's my Kind of guy!
mehmeh
[\Pat from Moonachie]
Plunkies
10-27-2006, 01:19 AM
Ron Kind supports the forcing of teenage girls to watch pornography while electrodes are attached to their naughty parts! Do you know teenage girls who aren't hooked up to electrodes? Shouldn't they be? Vote for Ron Kind and they will be! That's a promise! And Ron Kind is just the kind of guy to keep his promises. Paul R. Nelson is a punk ass douche bag who is anti-electrode and anti-lesbian. Do you want this kind of bitch to be in congress? Fuck Paul R. Nelson. Ron Kind is a good egg!
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NorfCal
10-27-2006, 01:23 AM
http://www.kindforcongress.org/bio/photos/family1.jpg
Arch Stanton
10-27-2006, 01:26 AM
,,,,is the wrong kind. He's for nuclear waste to be an acceptable vegetable in school lunches.
This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad
He's for killing kittens and puppies to help control the pet population!
This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad
martianvirus
10-27-2006, 04:40 AM
Ron Kind sucks. Paul R Nelson is the new PatBattle.
If it sticks, do we change the name of Patbattle mode to PRNelson mode?
LastDeadMouse
10-27-2006, 05:02 AM
Ron Kind supports dropping new born babies off of highway overpasses.
This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad
Oswald
10-27-2006, 05:04 AM
Ron Kind masturbates to photos of 9/11.
Ron Kind trusts black people.
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AnalLeakage
10-27-2006, 07:28 AM
Ron Kind masturbates to photos of 9/11.
Holy shit that is funny
martianvirus
10-27-2006, 08:15 AM
Paul R Nelson wants to discriminate against Muslims. He has my support.
Ron Kind Strips down teen girls and forces them to walk the streets on a leash while he humiliates them.
I'm Ron Kind, and I approved this message.
martianvirus
10-27-2006, 08:27 AM
Ron Kind has anal sex with mexican men. Do you want this creep making your laws?
electrifiedmice
10-27-2006, 08:31 AM
Ron Kind puts his fingers in babies armpits and smells them...
Ron Kind believes the masturbation habits of elderly men should be videotaped for posterity...
Ron Kind Rubs himself constantly...
lil chung
10-27-2006, 09:07 AM
Hear how YOUR Children will be affected, if Ron Kind is elected, tonight at 11.
Hydrosludge
10-27-2006, 09:12 AM
Ron Kind likes toast
jrsaint
10-27-2006, 09:56 AM
ron kind wants to use the vaginas of partial birth abortions for sex toys
Bill Lehecka
10-27-2006, 10:27 AM
Ron Kind fucked a transvestite in the ass, and didn't have the god-damned common courtesy to give the heshee a reacharound....
Dr. Hoffman
10-27-2006, 10:32 AM
Ron Kind has anal sex with mexican men. Do you want this creep making your laws?
Allow me to make a slight edit to this martian:
Ron Kind has anal sex with Illegal mexican men while they are burning an American flag. Do you want this creep making your laws?
I'm Paul R. Nelson and I approve this message
mr.lance
10-27-2006, 10:44 AM
Ron Kind Freeded the blacks and put them in your town.
Ron Kind porn name is johnny jihad.
Ron Kind bought 21 middle eastern men airline tickets on 9/10/01.
wes mantooth
10-27-2006, 10:45 AM
Ron Kind fucks horses and doesn't even bother to wash them down afterwards.
I'm Paul R. Nelson and I approve this message
BroGonzo
10-27-2006, 01:00 PM
Ron Kind fucks young American boys while wearing a clown suit in a church.
Ron Kind once said that Jesus sucks donkey dick.
Ron Kind doesn't drive American cars.
Ron Kind wants your dad to die.
Ron Kind hates football and apple pie.
Ron Kind repeatedly voted to dissolve America.
I'm Paul R. Nelson and I approved this stupid message.
armaniwearr
10-27-2006, 01:27 PM
[Pat from Moonachie]
Meh, Ron's my Kind of guy!
mehmeh
[\Pat from Moonachie]
:clap: :clap: :clap:
GENIUS
tstlkevanilla
10-27-2006, 01:50 PM
el o el! You guys are some funny asses! :haha7: :haha7:
DonTheTrucker
10-27-2006, 02:59 PM
Ron Kind is a Jew.
wRONg Kind
10-27-2006, 05:03 PM
Hi Everybody I'm here for my people :icon_mrgr
martianvirus
10-27-2006, 05:04 PM
Ron Kind once felt up your grandmother. Help put this creep away.
wes mantooth
10-27-2006, 05:06 PM
Ron Kind loves the smell of his own farts.
martianvirus
10-27-2006, 05:09 PM
Ron Kind had a dream that he fucked Ted Kennedy in the ass.
That's just what he said. Maybe it was real.
kenduddly
10-27-2006, 05:20 PM
Ron kind is a silly silly goose.
wRONg Kind
10-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Ron kind is a silly silly goose.
I'm Not :icon_mad:
BroGonzo
10-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Ron Kind didn't like "Full Metal Jacket." Not even the first half.
MyKneeGrows
10-27-2006, 07:03 PM
Ron Kind helped Jeffery Dahmer eat all those delicious black people.
dodisman
10-27-2006, 07:09 PM
Ron Kind plays Monster Rain with Congressional Pages...So he's our man!
KoalaFighter
10-27-2006, 07:11 PM
I'm sure this has been floating around but meet Paul R Nelsons blog fatbodies:
http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/blog.php
I see a few messages up there now, "His name... is Paul R Nelson"
girthymac
10-27-2006, 07:12 PM
Ron Kind once slit a hookers throat open and used the blood as lube to jerk off with.....then blew his load into the sliced hookers neck......but worse off all, he sat next to Bush once.:action-sm
MyKneeGrows
10-27-2006, 08:58 PM
Ron Kind gave Brett Favre's wife breast cancer and his father a heart attack, just to study the cause and effect theory.
Sick ,Sick Bastard!!
NoBagNoProblem
10-27-2006, 09:10 PM
most men don't mind if their wives think about Ron Kind during sex, because they are most likely doing the same thing.
ragecage
10-27-2006, 09:26 PM
http://www.kindforcongress.org/bio/photos/family1.jpg
Sorry to interrupt, but Ron Kind's wife is hot. I'd hit it.
wes mantooth
10-27-2006, 10:08 PM
Ron Kind's wife is hot. I'd hit it.
As would I, but did you know that Ron Kind married his very own sister. Ron Kind truly a depraved and sick human being.
Skinflute
10-27-2006, 11:58 PM
Ron Kind is a Stern fan.
martianvirus
10-28-2006, 12:01 AM
Sorry to interrupt, but Ron Kind's wife is hot. I'd hit it.
You were looking at those kids. Admit it.:action-sm
DonTheTrucker
10-28-2006, 12:56 AM
You were looking at those kids. Admit it.:action-sm
He wasn't but you know Ron Kind was.
martianvirus
10-28-2006, 12:57 AM
He wasn't but you know Ron Kind was.
Ron Kind has sex with his own children.
Plunkies
10-28-2006, 03:16 AM
Ron Kind has sex with his own children.
And his children are so depraved they actually enjoy it.
lil chung
10-28-2006, 07:49 AM
Ron Kind is a Stern fan.
damn. that was completely uncalled for maaaan
martianvirus
10-28-2006, 07:56 AM
Ron Kind uses peanut butter to seduce his dog.
Why don't we post all of these anti Ron Kind comments on the comments on Paul R Nelson's Blog:
http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/blog.php
Link found by KoalaFighter.
wes mantooth
10-28-2006, 08:48 AM
Did you know that Ron Kind used peanut butter on his own children to seduce his dog. Afterwards, he flew into a jealous rage and furiously masturbated his gigantic cock.
I'm Paul R Nelson and I'm envious of Ron Kind's cock.
tstlkevanilla
10-28-2006, 10:40 AM
Why don't we post all of these anti Ron Kind comments on the comments on Paul R Nelson's Blog:
http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/blog.php
Link found by KoalaFighter.
but... but... we like ron kind
ragecage
10-28-2006, 12:00 PM
Ron Kind rules. To hell with that Nelson faggot.
abudabit
10-28-2006, 12:05 PM
Paul R Nelson has some cool French quotes on his blog:
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--Mark Twain
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--General Norman Schwartzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
--Jacques Chirac, President of France
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--Regis Philbin
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"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
--John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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"The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada."
--Ted Nugent
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"War without France would be like ... World War II."
--Unknown
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"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
--Tom Brokaw
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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
--Dennis Miller
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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
--Alan Kent
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"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
--Argus Hamilton
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"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
--Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
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"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq "
--Dennis Miller
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
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"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
--Rep. R. Blount, MO
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"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining."
--John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
abudabit
10-28-2006, 12:13 PM
Ron Kind says he will ban hockey fights. Do you really want this Kind of faggot representing your district?
This message has been approved by Paul R. Nelson, Hockey Dad and Coach Beater
Sunsetspawn
10-28-2006, 01:36 PM
http://paulrnelson.com/sbcc/blog.php
Tonight I'll be getting lit with my girl, maybe we can convince Steve from Yellowstone to leave some comments.
Sunsetspawn
10-28-2006, 01:37 PM
Holy shit, I'm too late, Steve's already posted. Well maybe he'll post some more later.
jrsaint
10-28-2006, 01:46 PM
ron kind doesn't know the number for 911. he is out of touch with the constituents, unless they lack body hair
jrsaint
10-28-2006, 01:52 PM
ron kind is a myspace friend of kim il jung and osama bin laden.
ron kind has naked pictures of your wife
ron kind wants to copy the child porn industry of thiland as a way to control the juvenile court loads
tstlkevanilla
10-28-2006, 02:19 PM
ron kind picks his nose
MyKneeGrows
10-28-2006, 08:05 PM
Ron Kind tried to penetrate my anus at St. Pats. In 1988.
Not only did I let him, we taped it, and we're going to release it on www.youtube.com on election night.
Arch Stanton
10-28-2006, 08:12 PM
Ron Kind eats worms.
This post was approved by Paul R Nelson, Hockey Dad
Ron Kind had a Siberian Husky lick peanut butter off his genitals.
This message has been approved by Paul R. Nelson, Hockey Dad and Animal Traner
oh wait...
jrsaint
10-29-2006, 03:28 PM
ron kind wanted to tape me getting ass ***** by paul r nelson's wife with a strapon
jrsaint
10-29-2006, 03:29 PM
but the batteries went dead
jrsaint
10-29-2006, 03:29 PM
and i pushed back, so i guess it wasn't ****
Zeroman
10-29-2006, 10:44 PM
Ron Kind removed 2 of his ribs so he could suck his own dick
Im Paul R Nelson and i approved this medical procedure
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