What Race are you?

[WonkaVision]

Allright, trying to get an idea of the demographic here on wackbag....so, whats your race?

[CM Mark]

I'm so white, I make Casper look black

[ShooterMcGavin]

Once you go white, you don't go back...

aight?

[DanaReevesLungs]

This sunburn's killing me ;\

[mikeybot]

I'm white as the driven snow.

[Skinflute]

I am a spaghetti slurping, calimari eating dago.

[LetsDoThisLucas]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6692/dittopz2.gif

[wes mantooth]

Great poll. Love those descriptions.:icon_bigg

As white as Moby Dick's dork.

[Angelfuck]

way to generalize :action-sm

[kloraferm]

I'm a lame ass white boy

[DirtyRiderGirl]

Very white. Swedish and German anscestry will do that to you. Not to mention my family were apparently Nazis. We found a Nazi uniform and a bunch of other shit in my grandmother's attic when she moved. Hiel Hitler!

[funnybonez]

I'm a slanted eye MTF not packing Chopsticks or Eggrolls you silly round eyes!!

[DoucheMeister]

Whitey, background is Scottish and English.

[Sinn Fein]

As of right now, 91.43% caucasian... who saw that coming?

Myself, I am Scotch-Irish.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Blond haired, blue eyed Master race. :icon_mrgr

[funnybonez]

Fuck Yea... I make all of 2.78%!

[poppAwoody]

Blond haired, blue eyed Master race. :icon_mrgr
whitey here and...
gray and blue, close though, my kids are blonde hair blue eyed boys :clap:

[Jimmymakesmewet]

Allright, trying to get an idea of the demographic here on wackbag....so, whats your race?

I am an "other"...I am white as the day is long, but I am Portuguese...the .02% scots irish I have in there took over the skin color though...

[DoucheMeister]

maybe we should start handing out hoods at the door.

[Angelfuck]

Im Irish, but most likely my anacestors were ***** by spaniards, but I have blue eyes, do I still get a hood?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have my hood alright...my family hopped on over back in ye very oldern days....pre American Revolution.

<-- Welsh & German

[chiefo104]

Nice to see im a "other." Im a indian(sitting bull not ghandi).

[FAngel]

I'm uberwhite. Ancestors were Swedish and Norse. I'm pissed off I'm not inheriting a horned helmet to wear while I go and pillage neighboring houses.

[ImAlrightSpider]

I don't care for the term "caucasian." Sounds like a Chinese fag.

I prefer "white as the driven snow."

[Boratfan]

im ultra white.. im russian and german.. but 100 percent jewish so in the eyes of many im a white ******....

[Jay Douglas]

I don't care for the term "caucasian." Sounds like a Chinese fag.

I prefer "white as the driven snow."

I prefer "God's people". Even though the other races call us "devils".

[Gilligan]

I'm, 50% German ancestry, 25% Ukranian, 12.5% Polish and 12.5% Lithuanian.
...and all American for 3 generations on one side and 4 on the other.

Thus White.

[B54]

100% white. I am quite tan and have dark hair (as most people from Minsk do), I have been mistaken for Indian, Nepali, Thai, Arab, Spanish, German, and pretty much everyone else.

[dodisman]

Most useless poll ever...did you really think you'd see some spread in the demo...christ man!

[Sack of Chisels]

white as white as white can be

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Aryan.




nothing?

[martianvirus]

can't get much whiter than me.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Shoulda made this a public poll. I wanna know who the little dick Asian is.

[martianvirus]

Shoulda made this a public poll. I wanna know who the little dick Asian is.
he might be a joke but:
I'm a slanted eye MTF not packing Chopsticks or Eggrolls you silly round eyes!!

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

:action-sm Ok, what do I say? I am adopted with no know ancestry. All I know is that my mother was a 17yr old hoore kicked out of her Iowa home in 1969 to live with her aunt and uncle in Rhode Island. So I could be anything. I always pick italian cause it sounds neato!

[Turtle]

90% white, we are a diverse group

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

Whitey. Casper. Snow-bro.

German - English.

"Well, my Kraut-Limey friend..." :icon_mrgr

[Budyzir]

I'm, 50% German ancestry, 25% Ukranian, 12.5% Polish and 12.5% Lithuanian.
...and all American for 3 generations on one side and 4 on the other.

Thus White.

YO! A fellow Lithuanian! Greetings.

Any other Liths out there?

BTW, Im first generation born in the USA, honky cracker here.

[Turtle]

Any other Liths out there?
God I hope not

[Dopie Opie]

Did we really need confirmation on the O & A demo ???

[Glenn Dandy]

Im a Dirty White Boy.

[MJMANDALAY]

Blond haired, blue eyed Master race. :icon_mrgr

Hi Brother:icon_cool

[abudabit]

Well I hope you assholes are happy, you chased them all off.

[Stedman]

wheres aryan?

[Wrecktum]

Half White Half Spick

[wackbagette]

I'm half Italian, a quarter Sicilian and the rest is Irish/Dutch/German.

My aunt dated a guy who used to tease her about her "white soles" (because the Irish bastard used to always say being Italian she was really part black).

Which reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes, from "True Romance":

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by knitters*.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are knitters.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that knitter gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are knitters. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a knitter, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-knitter kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

*apparently we're following CBS rules so knitter will have to do :)

[MAVRIC305]

The diversity on this board sucks! I need some Spooks! Where are the wetbacks? Gilman, where are those gooks I was supposed to see? I need some sand monkeys!

[Beeman99]

big shocker that we are a group of white capped motherfuckers




I love it.

[Beeman99]

The diversity on this board sucks! I need some Spooks! Where are the wetbacks? Gilman, where are those gooks I was supposed to see? I need some sand monkeys!



racist bastard these mods are, no wonder the porch monkeys, spics, and slanteyes aren't hanging around in here:icon_mrgr

[Xyn]

I voted white, although I have some mongrel in me

[martianvirus]

I think that there are more blacks, but just won’t admit it.

Or I could be very wrong.

[Beeman99]

I think that there are more blacks, but just won’t admit it.

Or I could be very wrong.


shit, it's not like they are admiting they are shitdicks, and we aren't going to burn a cross. Come on our minority members, vote:action-sm

[DoucheMeister]

shit, it's not like they are admiting they are shitdicks, and we aren't going to burn a cross. Come on our minority members, vote:action-sm

They are too busy trying to figure out what caucasian means.

[DeltaPin]

Whitey

[wes mantooth]

They are too busy trying to figure out what caucasian means.

:clap: :clap: some clappy hands for ya sir

[THE FEZ MAN]

although im as white as rice. every time im asked i vote other or human......

its none of your busness mannnnnnnn. im human.. (sometimes)

[robinquivers]

the master race of course

[Herbie Robinson]

I'm a pure blood

[kloraferm]

I voted white, although I have some mongrel in me
Right now? :icon_wink

[tmarlboro]

Allright, trying to get an idea of the demographic here on wackbag....so, whats your race?


Human Race of course.



French/Native American/Swede

[Sunsetspawn]

I'm a half-elf with a plus two charisma b...

I'm white

[Exanimate]

I'm a fucking mutt. Dads fathers side, pure Lebanese. Dads mothers side, Native American, and Italian. Moms fathers side German. Mom's mothers side Irish, and German.

[happyshark]

My mom is Norwegian, my dads black

[DoucheMeister]

My mom is Norwegian, my dads black

So both your ancestry begins with N..... :action-sm

[wRONg Kind]

Asian but not how you think

[Exanimate]

My mom is Norwegian, my dads black

A lot of Norwegian Black Metal kicks ass.

[YourAmishDaddy]

There are no "pure" people. The closest we have are those inbred rat faced German fucks posing as British royalty. If that's your standard of purity I pity you.

As for me, I'm simply American. Which makes me a minority.

[Voss's Tumor]

shit, it's not like they are admiting they are shitdicks, and we aren't going to burn a cross. Come on our minority members, vote:action-sm

You're assuming they have internet access in their section 8 housing.

[Beeman99]

You're assuming they have internet access in their section 8 housing.


of course they do, they are using the computers they stole from whitey, and they are hacking into their buildings cable internet

[happyshark]

of course they do, they are using the computers they stole from whitey, and they are hacking into their buildings cable internet

shut the fuck up man

[Beeman99]

shut the fuck up man



apparently no sense of humor

[BlackNinja]

I'm just as bad as Earl

[Beeman99]

I'm just as bad as Earl


you hosted a horrible music show once on 202 as well:action-sm

[mendozathejew]

Im half nazi(german protestant)/ half jewish. and my jews are from the middle east, so they look racially unidentifiable.

[Wilmington WOW]

White Anglo Saxon Protestant
<--- see under my wackbag name

English, ya know waht Ronnie calls the REAL white people

[Glenn Dandy]

I'm a fucking mutt. Dads fathers side, pure Lebanese. Dads mothers side, Native American, and Italian. Moms fathers side German. Mom's mothers side Irish, and German.
Where in the fuck did a Lebanese meet a native Indian and fuck 60 years ago? Had to be New Jersy.

[Glenn Dandy]

My mom is Norwegian, my dads black
Did they name you SEAL Jr?

[Glenn Dandy]

There are no "pure" people. The closest we have are those inbred rat faced German fucks posing as British royalty. If that's your standard of purity I pity you.

As for me, I'm simply American. Which makes me a minority.

English/Irish/Scottish thats as pure as the alcohol we made when most were living in mud huts bitch. So kiss my powdered ass.

P.S you cant inbreed in an entire country of ethnicity... Its called DNA and its singular.

I will agree that certain health risks are because of lack of outbreeding. but, Im willing to take those kinda risks.
Im sure the African Swoogs will develope the first AIDS free human through evolution... and his cock could lead to an aids free world.. but so could no faggots/drugs/ and good science.

I'll go the quicker route.

[YourAmishDaddy]

English/Irish/Scottish...


Thank you for making my point.

[Hudson]

Pure Blood Irish...though I check Native American...I was born here as were my Parents. Technically that qualifies me as native..according to the Constitution.

[Dave _from_Kiev]

I'm so glad im white. nothings better than walking into a store and being offered free money and black women.

[DREW]

I am Byelorussian - which means White Russian - cant get whiter than that

[B54]

I am Byelorussian - which means White Russian - cant get whiter than that

Reppin' the Byelorussian mova sukas. Lukashenko4life, ya herd?

[Exanimate]

Where in the fuck did a Lebanese meet a native Indian and fuck 60 years ago? Had to be New Jersy.

West Virginia.

[Kid Brock]

I'm a fucking mutt. Dads fathers side, pure Lebanese. Dads mothers side, Native American, and Italian. Moms fathers side German. Mom's mothers side Irish, and German.


Send the Bagwell baseball back. I was under the assumption I was giving it to a pure bred. :action-sm

[JiggyFly]

German Irish Italian, and adhering to all stereotypes.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

I am in the 90%

[abudabit]

Pure Blood Irish...though I check Native American...I was born here as were my Parents. Technically that qualifies me as native..according to the Constitution.

I do the same thing on all EOE surveys.


Fuck race anyways, the way I see it we're all equal. As long as you aren't black, arab, jewish, gypsy, brownish, gay, inuit, too short, too fat, pimply, mentally impaired, crippled or asian we're all equal.

[vice86]

I'm white, nukka!

[Exanimate]

Send the Bagwell baseball back. I was under the assumption I was giving it to a pure bred. :action-sm

Hey! I am pretty damn white looking. The German conquered all of the other races.

[ChimneyFish]

I'm Atlantean, so you can all burn in hell.

[favourite]

Im a mix gook to Irish that's right, size 5 feet, but blonde and blue eyed. fuck it I just say Im a Kiwi.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Im a mix gook to Irish that's right, size 5 feet, but blonde and blue eyed. fuck it I just say Im a Kiwi.
McNinja?:rolleyes: :action-sm

I think I said earlier...I've been here pre-American Revolution. So American over all...initially a Barbaric Nazi (Welsh-Irish)

[frankjg]

There are no "pure" people. The closest we have are those inbred rat faced German fucks posing as British royalty. If that's your standard of purity I pity you.

As for me, I'm simply American. Which makes me a minority.

Yeah, MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN


Guinea White by the way..

[Glenn Dandy]

Thank you for making my point.

My opinion of White is simple... has any mongrel race ever defeated your country and ***** the woman? England/Irish/scottish .. England has never lost a war...Ireland and Scotland only lost to England..and a few vikings. So wheres you're point? on your head?:action-sm

the only other way is if a decendant mixed for fun.... well, not in my family.not even an Italian.

[westben2002]

i'm half white, and half dot head indian

[Hudson]

i'm half white, and half dot head indian
so you poke yourself in the forehead and say Geeet the fuckkkkk out?
Do you hate the smell of curry cooking in your own house???

[westben2002]

so you poke yourself in the forehead and say Geeet the fuckkkkk out?
Do you hate the smell of curry cooking in your own house???


actually my mom has assimilated to our culture....she's like 3rd generation american born....so she has no real connections to her culture

so it great, she doens't want to teach me my heritage, and i don't feel like learning, we get along fine

[Hudson]

actually my mom has assimilated to our culture....she's like 3rd generation american born....so she has no real connections to her culture

so it great, she doens't want to teach me my heritage, and i don't feel like learning, we get along fine
Ok I was Joking!!!!!
Actually, (God, revealing my geekness here!) The indian culture/religion is really unique, and pretty cool.

[Ploppy]

Allright, trying to get an idea of the demographic here on wackbag....so, whats your race?

Human.

[thegreenninja]

I don't care for the term "caucasian." Sounds like a Chinese fag.

I prefer "white as the driven snow."
Bwaaahaaahaa!
Who'd of thunk it, 90+% white.
Good thing, too. I wouldn't want a conglomerated, mulatta, MONGREL messageboard.

[tripwire519]

the shwoogies are too busy rappin about bling and bangin
the asians are preoccupied with taking over the world
indians are too drunk to type
and the mexicans are busy putting rims and stickers on their pickups.



leaves the superior race to type shit on a msg board. We have conquered all and control everything so we have time to relax.

[Halo Five]

Irish, English and French = Wonder Bread

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Irish, English and French = Wonder Bread

Two out of three isn't that bad. :icon_mrgr

[SatansCheerledr]

Cracker'ass cracker.

[Cunt Smasher]

German-Dane= 100% uber whiteboy.

[favourite]

McNinja?:rolleyes: :action-sm



Love it, McNinja.........:icon_mrgr

[Mybigcans]

Irish/Italian/Hungarian but look all Irish...