Who would win in a fist fight? Opie or Ant?

[cokelogic]

I gotta go with Opie.

[jules]

tee hee hee
:icon_eek: :icon_eek:
opie, unless weapons are allowed

[hoo cares]

Gotta go with the black ninja, fuckface. (Although Ant may know some Nazi torture techniques). I also think Travis can lick any man there :rolleyes:

[YaHearIHearMe]

Two damage, two damage.

[mikeybot]

Opie, unless Ant can use his rapier.

Gotta go with the psycho factor

[ImAlrightSpider]

Surprisingly enough, I believe the fair-skinned lad would beat the snot out of that swarthy Italian.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Never underestimate the psycho factor in my head.

:nuts:

[jules]

ant is sicilian, as is my family,and i know for a fact there is no such thing as just a "fist" fight. somehow a shotgun or a pipe or a bat always finds its way into a fight-so its really a tough call.

[WOWmagnet]

ant is sicilian, as is my family,and i know for a fact there is no such thing as just a "fist" fight. somehow a shotgun or a pipe or a bat always finds its way into a fight-so its really a tough call.

Sicilian meaning "half-black". Always bet on black...

[Rackrunner]

After watching Op bounce and rock back and forth like an autistic kid on Letterman, I gotta bet he's got retard strength.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

With weapons, Ant would smoke that strawberry-blond psycho with a nice blast of 00 buck to the chest.

[robinquivers]

Opie has the ability to go psycho

[jules]

Sicilian meaning "half-black". Always bet on black...
:clap: :clap:

[Exanimate]

On land, I would go with Ant. In water Opie all the way.

[NortonsHeiny]

You cant box bullets...

[wRONg Kind]

Definitely Opie ..........

Opie
1) Works Out
2) Is a graceful jumper:icon_evil

Anthony
1)Plays Videogames
2) Is a good reader


Sorry Ant but I just think Opie is stronger ......... somewhere Opie is reading this thread and smiling because WB is finally favoring him in something .

[abudabit]

They can't fight, they're in different weight classes. Opie is a middle weight, Anthony is a cancer weight.


Eat something Anthony!

[The Curse]

A couple blasts from Ant's Luger and it's all over.

[kloraferm]

Couldn't they just pay some homeless guys to fight each other on their behalf?

[Beeman99]

Ant would bring out the AR15 and his rapier, 'nuff said

[SteveFromBayshore]

Ant is like a delicate Edelweiss.

[tstlkevanilla]

Definetly Ant.. he's the nice guy.. piss him off and it's over.

Ope... radio tough guy, real life pussy.

[mayor menino]

never underestimate the psycho factor. ant is merely neurotic, but opie is a true psychopath. only a person with true psychotic illness can be as heartless and cruel as he is. thus, in a fight, he wouldn't care how much anthony means to him personally or carreer-wise. ant, on the otherhand would feel sorry for opie if ant had opie pinned and opie screamed uncle. just listen how ant talks about those adorable lil'kittens with their big foreheads. ant has a heart.

[Plunkies]

Opie. He would get Kenny to fight for him.

[Little Chuckie]

Opie... hell, he is a Black Ninja and all that roller blading would let him last longer. Ant would be winded within 2 minutes.

[gleet]

Op is a tough talker, Ant has actually held real jobs in his life, and done physical labor. Look at their hands. Plus, Op is homeless and I don't think most of them are in great physical condition.

[Chain Rink]

They can't fight, they're in different weight classes. Opie is a middle weight, Anthony is a cancer weight.


Eat something Anthony!

cancer weight, now that is funny

[Palerider4146]

Definetely Ope as long as Ant isnt allowed to call in help from some uncle with a shady past who runs an italian cafe.

In addition the age difference, Ant is in his 40's and Ope is only what 23, 24? What a "V" he has!

[Maynard K]

Cant underestimate the retard stregnth Opie beholds. Op

[Absolutely]

Finally, a poll Opie can win.

[DonTheTrucker]

Opie is bigger and has a track record of sucker punching people.

[Rackrunner]

Definetely Ope as long as Ant isnt allowed to call in help from some uncle with a shady past who runs an italian cafe.

In addition the age difference, Ant is in his 40's and Ope is only what 23, 24? What a "V" he has!
Opie 23-24? That means he started in radio when he was about 5.

[dodisman]

Have to go with Ant...hands down would smack the shit out of Opie...so when are we gonna see this shit go down..

[Voss's Tumor]

Jim would urinate on them while they were in a tussle and in the end, there'd be no winner but the HIV.

[nneptune]

Jim would urinate on them while they were in a tussle and in the end, there'd be no winner but the HIV.

...I smell bit!
or not

[Mort]

Just dress Anthony up as a homeless guy's cake, and Opie'd kick the shit out of him.

[boardsofcanada]

opie wod pwn ant

[Monstercloud]

Finally, a poll Opie can win.

HAH HAH, it's funny because it's true.

[Sevenyars]

OPie doesn't care how many whop dego greaseballs come out of the wood work..........

[MyKneeGrows]

Boxing- Opie wins, he has the size and reach.

Straight up, toe to toe, old school street fight- Ant whoops 100% of Opie's sweet lil ass. I picture Ant to be quicker and "Unfromgetawayfable".

[Polack]

Damn, I'm not sure who would win. I have a feeling as soon as the fight started Ant would pull out a switchblade or something and fight dirty. And don't forget about the rapier. That settles it. Ant would win. All that training at the festivals makes him the sure thing.

[ribolij]

you find opie hanging in a meat freezer when ants "pals" get a wif of ants problem or he just shoots op.

[Palaver]

Jimmy would bite off both their faces and infect them with aids.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Opie would win in a fistfight. the last time Ant fought anyone, he broke his arm punching a young Boomer Esiason in the forehead, so what chance does he have going all Rocky V on Opie? not much. but if weapons are involved, Ant wins. guns and rapiers beat sledgehammers.

and what the fuck is with all these "Who would win?" polls? methinks someone's a little too bored on a Satuday night.

[Absolutely]

You all know that Ant is 74 right?

[isthisnecessary]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)

OK, then. What are you, a woman? HAHHAHAHAAA. You're skinny.

IsThisNecessary

[RMPGP]

Are we talking about pre-stint / pre-caridac arrest Ant? Because I don't think he should be fighting ANYONE with those stints in his chest, unless he wants to die.

OK for the sake of the fight, we'll assume this is before his cardiac arrest...

Opie is bigger and has a track record of sucker punching people.

We are assuming that this fight isn't started via a sucker punch however.

I say Ant wins this...

Opie has a tendency to spaaz out when the shit goes down (see: Howard fan walkover). Most likely he would spaaz out early on in this fight and blow his wad.

Here's how it'd go down:

Opie starts the fight with a crazy beserko windmill with his fists. Ant does his best to dodge them and stay cool. Opie would then jump face first at Ant, but Ant would sidestep him and Opie would go face first into the ground. At that point, Ant will mount his back and start barraging him with punches to the back of Ope's cranium. Opie would roll over and Ant would have a full mount of his chest, grounding and pounding the entire time. Opie would summon his psycho strength again to pick up Ant but half way during this stunt he'll run out of gas. At this point he'll be worthless, Ant will cherry pick him for the rest of the fight with huge punches. DOWN GOES OPIE. DOWN GOES OPIE.

[RMPGP]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)


You would need to have a firearm on hand though. Do you have a license to carry concealed? If not, it'd be tough to shoot Opie in this situation. Perhaps if you have some really good taser you'd be fine, just shoot Opie with 1,000,000 volts and watch him dance like Michael J. Fox.

[MyKneeGrows]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)


I just got an IM from "Mr. Perfect"(who is currently 5-0 ATS), and he has my back. Ant gets in and handles business in a street fight. He called it the "Italian Factor". Not sure what that is, but at 5-0 who the fuck am I to argue?

[MyKneeGrows]

Ant would make Opie his very own Paul R Nelson!!!!

[RMPGP]

I'm assuming that's Sp_az z ? Why is that censored?
Also was Anthony's stint/ heart troubles ever talked about, Ive somehow never heard about that


Patrice has brought it up a few times, it hasn't been extensively discussed AFAIK.

[abudabit]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)

What are you, 4' tall?

[heynow100/101]

uhh... imo i think howard would beat the shit out of both of them

[abudabit]

uhh... imo i think howard would beat the shit out of both of them

Opie would kick howard's ass but I could see howard beating anthony. It doesn't matter though because neither Opie nor Anthony would fight a senior citizen.

One good punch would knock all that plastic surgery right off his old face.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

uhh... imo i think howard would beat the shit out of both of them

wow, you got us sir. :icon_roll

what, no BABABOOEY? or did you dopes finally figure out that little catchphrase is tired?

[Garm]

who's gonna pull you out of this burning wreck, your mom or your dad?
fucking diselxia and im not going back and fixing it. figur it out

[abudabit]

wow, you got us sir. :icon_roll

what, no BABABOOEY? or did you dopes finally figure out that little catchphrase is tired?

Sa-sa-sal! Sa-sa-Sal!

[BabyHat3R]

uhh... imo i think howard would beat the shit out of both of them

Oh no guys...we've been infiltrated...better pack up our shit and leave the board...we're done. Wow, just...wow. Oh, and to be on topic, I think Opie would win.

[Absolutely]

This Howard Might have a shot.
http://money.cnn.com/2004/04/05/news/fortune500/stern_fcc/howard_stern.03.jpg

This Howie, No
http://thebosh.com/archives/Howard%20Stern%20beth.jpg

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Oh no guys...we've been infiltrated...better pack up our shit and leave the board...we're done. Wow, just...wow. Oh, and to be on topic, I think Opie would win.

i was expecting a few zombies to show up around this time. it's nearly Halloween, after all. it's zombie season.

[heynow100/101]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS

[BabyHat3R]

While I'm on here whats the story with all the "who would win..." threads? Is there a reason or is it just something to talk about?

[Absolutely]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS

Die

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS

jesus, there's not a single period or comma in that rant. way to go, you non-punctuating ass. and oooo, "HEY NOW!," another antiquated catchphrase! how long has that show been off the air? tell me, are yous capable of coming up with any new sayings that aren't from another decade? hell, "F Jackie!" isn't even relevant anymore since he and Howie made nice. and i bet that little free sample Howie and Sirius offered really drove in those subs, huh? :icon_roll sorry sir, but with O&A on XM and Free FM, O&A have MORE LISTENERS than your hero. it doesn't matter how they're listening, as long as they are listening. Howie dug his own grave and now he's lying in it, O&A are just dumping more dirt on it.

[BabyHat3R]

I love how they'll come here, say something witless and irrelevant, and leave. They're great aren't they? Real cutting edge shit they come up with.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

I love how they'll come here, say something witless and irrelevant, and leave. They're great aren't they? Real cutting edge shit they come up with.

because they know if they stand and fight, they'll lose. once you bring in actual logic and reasoning to counter their ass-backward zombie logic and Howie math, their arguments are destroyed and they flee. it's just like that encounter a few of us had with a couple zombies at the Stern rally back in December. they said that O&A rip off Howie, so we dared them to come up with one single thing they stole from Howie. all the zombies said was the ever-vague "Everything." but once we started naming things Howie stole from O&A like the Stephen Lynch songs where you could hear O&A laughing and the Inappropriate Bell in the background, the zombies abandoned their argument and walked away.

[Bunny™]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS


http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9528/1991z28tm2.png

[Newmania]

Ant is a rage-filled maniac. Hands down he'd kick Op's ass. :fight6:

[cokelogic]

Wow, Ant is almost in the Norton/Travis class of fighting.

[jagsfans]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9528/1991z28tm2.png

Holy Shit! That made me El-Oh-EL.

[DREW]

Ant - he will bite after fight Op to deth and then I gotta do harakiri couse no more O&A show

[Mother Shucker]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS

English teachers across the entire country are now slitting there wrists.

[Mother Shucker]

uhh... imo i think howard would beat the shit out of both of them
Do you?

[Audi Mike]

does anyone know the exact height or at least in the ballpark of these two gentleman?

[SOS]

I don't know. Opie has the "Psycho Factor" plus he smashes things alot. Plus if it goes to kicking, Opie is known to be deadly. Anthony probably has been studying hand-to-hand combat in his basement while watching the Discover Channel's health related shows.

[wes mantooth]

Ant would win easily. Unless Opie brings a wooden stake and some holy water.

[Xyn]

Ant would win easily. Unless Opie brings a wooden stake and some holy water.

Don't forget, Opie is the devil

"Oooo, the devil!" - Jimmy

[Maldoff]

Opie all the way. Ant is a human, opie has psycho power.

[Hardcore Pride]

after the fight ant would surely shoot opie.

[Awful Me]

Opie is just an actor, he is only tough when he is protected by Kenny and Po.

[LilAdamWalsh]

Neither would win.....its one of those fights you have to walk away from. Both probably would fight like faggots. Slapping and calling one another "bitch" But if I had to pick one.....Ant wins....hands down. Nothing says "fair fight" like a 12-guage to the skull.

[Skinflute]

Opie. He rollerblades so he's in better shape. Plus he's fucking half crazy and mean spirited. He also gets more sleep because Ant is up all night trying on Nazi uniforms and quoting Mien Kamph in the mirror, while crying.

And the number one reason, he's a black ninja fuckface.

On an unrelated note, when are zombies gonna stop using that tired old "all they talk about is Howard" His name hasn't been mentioned in a long time, stop already until you come up with an original idea that someone else didn't already say. You faggots are like parrots, repeating shit with no intelligence involved.

[Jack Russell]

In the studio or on the walk-over...Opie

If Ant gets a chance to run to his bunker, its all over for Opie

http://msn.techzine.nl/uploaded/icons/704.jpg

[Mort]

Opie is just an actor, he is only tough when he is protected by Kenny and Po.

Opie is the character. Greg Hughes is the actor that plays him.

[Pillow Pants]

it must be ashame to be obsessed with 2 guys that are terrible on the air like all of you clowns and yous talk shit on howard when yous worship 2 guys that steal all howards shit and alls they can do is talk about howard they are obsessed with him also well fellas i jut wanted to stop by and say hey nowww yous keep up the good work on the ratings HA and the NON subscriptions to SHITTY XM and well keep reeling them in by the THOUSANDS


This guys right. I'm going to go flush my XM down the toilet, buy a sirus and fuck my mother.:icon_roll

Just go away no one cares about howard, he hasn't been relevent for at least 10 years. hoo hoo

[funnybonez]

Opie will win in 4 rounds.... Opie goes to the gym... But then again''' these days there are no more fist fights... Ant's gonna pull out the rapier, and win in the 1st Round!!!

[Jimmy's Junk]

There would be no fight. Ant would be afraid of the germs and such found in blood (no I'm not suggesting Opie has the HIV) so he would run away. Opie wins by default.

[Garyisajoke]

I think Opie has size on Ant, but even though people think Opie is the crazy one, Ant would go apeshit and in a blind rage, fuck Opie up.

Have we considered tag teams? O&A vs. Ron and Fez? I'm going to say Ron and Fez (unless of course Anthony is allowed to use his semi-automatic weapons... although I do have a theory that Ron is indeed bulletproof.) Aside from being what he says is one of the best bass players in history, Ron has probably killed an estimated 840 hookers in his lifetime, most of which probably had pimps that he had to kick the shit out of as well (it's only proper.) So Ron's got experience.

The sleeper here though is Fez. Fez might seem jolly and happy, but put him in a corner and he's going to start freaking out, thinking back to the kids who beat him up and stole his pink bike, the time Opie gave him a heart attack and the day his dad sprayed out his asshole on the driveway. From there, it's nothing but heart punches and roundhouse kicks. End of story. Opie and Anthony would be worthy adversaries but I don't think they're anywhere as fucked up as Fez mentally.

[baby bagadonuts]

ooohhh.
another one of these divide and conquer threads. one of these days it'l work

[LucaBrazzi77]

I think Op would beat Ant. one good shove and 85 year old ant would break a hip and it's all over (sorry Ant - love ya but you're brittle at your age you Mr. Burns wannabe).
Opie used to bring his lunch to school in a cement bag for chrissakes!

on a related note - maybe all the cement dust is why he has trouble dooting every day...

on an unrelated note - I would like to see Ant, Op, Jimmy, Steve C, Ron, Fez and Earl beat the snot out of east side Dave, like they were jumping him into a gang.

[Garyisajoke]

I think Op would beat Ant. one good shove and 85 year old ant would break a hip and it's all over (sorry Ant - love ya but you're brittle at your age you Mr. Burns wannabe).
Opie used to bring his lunch to school in a cement bag for chrissakes!

on a related note - maybe all the cement dust is why he has trouble dooting every day...

on an unrelated note - I would like to see Ant, Op, Jimmy, Steve C, Ron, Fez and Earl beat the snot out of east side Dave, like they were jumping him into a gang.

Dave would summon a pack of peanut butter-breath'ed Pitbulls and that'd be the end of it. FACE! And now did Steve C get involved with this? Is the title of this thread "Who would win in a fight - former fatsos with body dismorphia or guys who make awful promos?"

Just kidding, Steve C. I actually like him and his promos. Than, Danny, etc.'s promos... not so much.
FACE!

[Fruit Monkey]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)


To quote Anthony from a long, long time ago on Pal Talk, "I can crush you with my wallet." For some reason I don't think this would work here. Still one of my favorite lines ever. :action-sm

[IRISHJERICHO]

Remember Ant took a beating from Bommer Eiason so he can take a punch.

[Tax Kuntz]

Opie would kick Anthony's ass.

[PILOTMAN]

I am not a fist fighter. I wouldn't even try it anymore.
If push came to shove I would have to just shoot whoever was trying to hurt me. And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)

Yea, in the aids ward

[IsThatATrain ?]

All I can picture is the Monty Python sketch, with Opie attacking Anthony with a bowl of FROOOOT !, and Anthony pulling out a vintage Walther PPK and squarely giving Op a double tap to his chest.

And that's how you defend yourself from a banana !

[South Jersey]

If this fight ever happened poor Club Soda Kenny would be in such a dilemma. GH move out of the way so I can shoot AC!

[agentjmw]

Opie would kick the shit out of Ant. No problem. Opie has the psycho factor as far as such and such happened so I slapped him in hs face,ha ha . Anthony goes further in his mind. He would be the kind of guy that apologizes, tells Ope to come over and have a smoothie, watch the roller blade channel, eat a couple granola bars. When he knocks on the door, opens it, and pumps a couple of slugs into Opies chest like Travis Bickle did to Slick.
Opie wins the the battle, he loses the war. Its no contest ...

[BeezerBlanks]

tee hee hee
:icon_eek: :icon_eek:
opie, unless weapons are allowed

X10000000

[ExtraMedium]

I think Jimmy would have a dilemma if they fought...when he yells out "Leave him ALONE!!"...who would he direct that towards Op or Ant?
also...the one time I remember them being involved in a fight, they both got their asses kicked by Steven Richards from the WWF...didn't Opie have a soar throat for like a week from being choked?

[Its A Hemi]

Isn't Ant a Highlander? I don't see Opie having the heart to cut his head off.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Isn't Ant a Highlander? I don't see Opie having the heart to cut his head off.

I thought Ant was a vampire?

[Its A Hemi]

I thought Ant was a vampire?

The Gathering occurs in modern-day New York and sees the Highlander, who has fallen in love again despite trying to cut himself off from humanity in general

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander

That sounds like him to me.

[WOWmagnet]

Like I said before; Ant is Sicilian, which means half-black. Here's how it would go down:

Setting: two-man basketball game. One is a blonde with a "V" shaped back. The other is a swarthy half-black (Sicilian).

The swarthy one shoots and sinks a basket:

BLONDE: Nice shot, nig...

cue Christmas music

[DStroyer]

And for the last time, I'M THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!
(no, "what are you, 2' tall" jokes!)

Okay, how about "Are you about a size 14 ...waist?"

[tar_baby]

ant would shoot him

[AssOrgy]

It depends if it is on a weekend that Norton has a show out of town or not. If he does, Opie won't be able to pull Kenny out of his ass to help kick Ant's ass.
"You look like your getting your ass kicked GH. Can this "Secet Aaaaagent man, help?"

[GonzoRadio]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9528/1991z28tm2.png
Fucking hysterical.... had me cracking up