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Ol'BloodyBottom

10-30-2006, 01:28 AM

All i have to say is wow. It was unreal. Last night my wifes water breaks we get to the hospital 1:30 am. At 1:01 pm AZ time my wife gives birth to the most precious little thing. We have a little girl 6 lbs. 10oz. 19 inches long. IT IS UNREAL! This little girl didnt even cry when she came out she smiled stuck out her tongue and smiled some more. OH MAN it is awesome.
Before anyone says that i was the guy who was mad i was having a girl....well I wouldnt trade her for anything I was an upset cock before but now I am the proudest dad around.
Greatest day ever Birth of a baby Bears crush 41-10 and a victory for first place in fantasy.

Atomic Fireball

10-30-2006, 01:45 AM

Congratulations

Parenthood will give a meaning/purpose/fullfillment to your life that you didn't know existed

Dicktator

10-30-2006, 01:46 AM

Dude that awesome! Daughters are great little princesses.
Congratulations.

Hoagie

10-30-2006, 01:47 AM

Congrats!

Tell her to give me a call in 12 years. :angel:

Ol'BloodyBottom

10-30-2006, 01:48 AM

I will post the placenta when i download it to my comp for some of you sickos to wack off to.

Frankie_Ballz

10-30-2006, 01:51 AM

Grats

Wrecktum

10-30-2006, 02:03 AM

Congratulations

Ol'BloodyBottom

10-30-2006, 02:06 AM

Congrats!

Tell her to give me a call in 12 years. :angel:
Better yet just come over I installed a stripper pole in her room....not for her but for her friends.

CM Mark

10-30-2006, 02:19 AM

http://usrarecurrency.com/WebPgFl/B05040302Y/Final1995$1SnB05040302Y.jpg

:action-sm

RobeSoup&Tears

10-30-2006, 02:27 AM

Congratulations Sir..

BusyChild04

10-30-2006, 02:29 AM

congrats man!

coolyellowbus

10-30-2006, 02:35 AM

good luck bro.

DonTheTrucker

10-30-2006, 03:10 AM

Daughters are great, I wouldn't trade mine for anything in the world. The first few years aren't easy but once they become little people it's like having a little you around. Phenomenal.

phyl0x

10-30-2006, 03:16 AM

wes mantooth

10-30-2006, 08:10 AM

Congrats man.

did any of you really not want kids before but later changed your mind...im 22 (still young i know) but i cant imagine wanting a kid...seems like so much to deal with...i dunno...my girl says she doesnt want any either..but i can kinda tell she will. i dunno im just really afraid of being a parent even in the future when im financially secure and whatnot

When I was your age I definitely knew I didn't want any. At 37 though I sometimes feel the urge to have one but it passes when I see all of the work that goes into parenting correctly. Basically if you're on the fence about it then don't do it. The only advice I can give is that if you do decide to do it make damn sure that the mother (hopefully your wife) has good character. If she's selfish, lazy, manipulative, or generally a cunt then run and don't look back. More importantly, make sure she's responsible with money. Marrying or having children with a spending machine will make your life a living hell. Good luck.

generoso

10-30-2006, 08:14 AM

did any of you really not want kids before but later changed your mind...im 22 (still young i know) but i cant imagine wanting a kid...seems like so much to deal with...i dunno...my girl says she doesnt want any either..but i can kinda tell she will. i dunno im just really afraid of being a parent even in the future when im financially secure and whatnot
Just jump in..Congrats on your kid..Get some sleep now trust me....I am at the other end of the spectrum now my son in his last year of H.S. getting ready for college $15g's per semester...Enjoy the good times and seeing the world thru there eyes. And don't get shocked like a guy I work with when she asks to wear her 1st thong..

THE FEZ MAN

10-30-2006, 08:17 AM

HA HA, sugar nuts.... i guess you forgot to pull out, welcome to the breeders club

Smokezilla

10-30-2006, 08:26 AM

Congrats, mon ami!!! Glad to hear about your "newest addition". :action-sm

Angelfuck

10-30-2006, 08:27 AM

awww, well its good to know she'll get the love she deserves even if she is a girl :rolleyes: dont worry you can still teach her to play baseball, it wont turn her into a dyke. The great thing about girls is they can do boy stuff and it doesnt make them gay
congrats dude :action-sm

DeltaPin

10-30-2006, 08:47 AM

Congrats

d0uche_n0zzle

10-30-2006, 08:48 AM

Congrats on your newest addition.

Gilligan

10-30-2006, 10:16 AM

Welcome to the club dude. I've got twin boys. (3 years old now)

Now get ready for all those good feelings and pride go down the toilet when you aren't sleeping for the next year or so. When the smell of baby shit invades your nostrils on a regular basis. When the kid is sick and puking all over everything and everyone. When the wife is so sore from breastfeeding/pumping that you can't get near her tits for years. When you both are so tired that sleep is more important than sex. Good luck bro.

BTW multiply that by 2 and that's been my hell for the past few years.

funnybonez

10-30-2006, 10:28 AM

Congrats.... Daughters are evil, but they will always be daddy's lil girl..

PS start applying for your shotgun license..

tar_baby

10-30-2006, 10:37 AM

congrats

Beeman99

10-30-2006, 10:40 AM

congrats, enjoy these first 10 years or so, because as soon as she realizes what short skirts, tight shirts, and boys are, you're life is going to be a nightmare.

DeLLBerto

10-30-2006, 12:41 PM

Congratulations. I've got 2 daughters of my own and wouldn't trade it for the world.

commish13

10-30-2006, 12:45 PM

http://usrarecurrency.com/WebPgFl/B05040302Y/Final1995$1SnB05040302Y.jpg

:action-sm

But... but.... that's the joke I make every time somebody posts that they had a kid.

No fair

Garyisajoke

10-30-2006, 01:04 PM

Congratulations, budday!
I don't think I would have the same jubilent tone if I found out I was having a kid, but we're two different people.

MyMomsBox

10-30-2006, 01:23 PM

Congrats and good luck, bro....

J. PETERSON

10-30-2006, 01:26 PM

congrats man!

flyerfan116

10-30-2006, 01:59 PM

Congrats!

tattered

10-30-2006, 05:32 PM

can i fuck her yet?

MilkmanDan

10-30-2006, 05:54 PM

can i fuck her yet?

You sir are a horrible person.

But do you realize what you can get on the black market for a healthy white baby?

Halo Five

10-30-2006, 06:10 PM

Congrats man

Rob

10-30-2006, 07:00 PM

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BCH

10-30-2006, 07:23 PM

Yay! good for you sir. It really is an amazing moment isn't it.

YaHearIHearMe

10-30-2006, 07:27 PM

Congrats and good luck bro.

Iron Duke

10-30-2006, 07:29 PM

Congrats brother. Welcome to the broke and undersexed club.

GoatAss

10-30-2006, 07:38 PM

congratulations. my wife is giving birth to our first child in february. we're having a girl too.

GonzoRadio

10-30-2006, 08:12 PM

Congrats dude

Angelfuck

10-30-2006, 08:38 PM

Congratulations, budday!
I don't think I would have the same jubilent tone if I found out I was having a kid, but we're two different people.

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=47012
you never know, I was lucky enough to be 4yr olds when my first niece was born and my mom was a nanny so I grew up taking care of babies, I know how hard the work is but I can only imagine the joy of it being your own

Polack

10-30-2006, 09:06 PM

Congradulations budday. I have a two year old girl and a 11 month old boy now and I wouldn't change a thing about them. I thought I would never have kids, but now I can't imagine a life without the little people.

DoucheMeister

10-30-2006, 10:30 PM

Congrats man, there is nothing better in the world than having your own spawn.

ShesTooOld

10-30-2006, 10:47 PM

Congrats

Tax Kuntz

10-30-2006, 11:05 PM

congrats, post some pics!

CM Mark

10-31-2006, 12:25 AM

congrats, post some pics!
Yeah, post some pics. I need new jerking material. :action-sm

Hi, I'm Mark. The poster who plays the role of Bagel Lord. I may make jokes about it, but I do not advocate the act of masturbating to infant pictures.

This post was approved by Paul R. Nelson

Angelfuck

10-31-2006, 01:23 AM

gally you cornball, what a cheesy name :action-sm

Mother Shucker

10-31-2006, 01:25 AM

Congrats, way to bust a nut. We knew you could do it.

Dopie Opie

10-31-2006, 08:19 AM

Congrats and remember this.

Her little snatch is tighter than your wife's will ever be again !!!

generoso

10-31-2006, 08:39 AM

And time to trade the Sports car for a Mini-van...

DoucheMeister

10-31-2006, 01:35 PM

And time to trade the Sports car for a Mini-van...

Ugh.... don't remind me... Got rid of my Jetta and got a mini van :icon_frow

But, in 2 years, the van goes to the wife, and I get a real vihicle again :icon_mrgr

UnOriginal

10-31-2006, 01:41 PM

Congratulations man.

N.Y. Johnny

10-31-2006, 04:16 PM

Congratulations, what a wonderful thing!

NightStalker3

10-31-2006, 04:38 PM

Congrats. A gurl! I love my little gurl.

Hudson

10-31-2006, 05:46 PM

Congrats....time to invest in Nerf Doors, Floors, and Stairs

generoso

10-31-2006, 11:06 PM

Ugh.... don't remind me... Got rid of my Jetta and got a mini van :icon_frow

But, in 2 years, the van goes to the wife, and I get a real vihicle again :icon_mrgr
Also Goodbye Cruises hello College savings account and Pokemon birthday parties. Also Good bye Porno hello Shining time Station and best yet BooBah if you haven't heard of BooBah YOU WILL.