Recast Lord of the Rings trilogy using Wackbaggers [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

CM Mark

11-07-2006, 11:30 PM

So, who from this board would you cast in the different roles from the Lord of the Rings movies?

So far I have;

Gimli: Bagel Lord
Eomer: Jimmy's Dignity

GLENN_THE_TOOL

11-08-2006, 01:13 AM

this thread should be tossed into a volcano.

Ol'BloodyBottom

11-08-2006, 01:14 AM

Didnt see the movie but I would cast Boba Douche as the lover.

CM Mark

11-08-2006, 01:15 AM

this thread should be tossed into a volcano.
And for that dickish comment, you become Denothor, for he was the dickiest character in the movies. :action-sm

Only reason I came up with this idea is because a co-worker and I recast the movie with people who we work with today. Next up, we are3 working on X-Men, where I end up as The Beast. :icon_sad: Why do I always end up the hairy ugly characters?

Ol'BloodyBottom

11-08-2006, 01:18 AM

And for that dickish comment, you become Denothor, for he was the dickiest character in the movies. :action-sm

Only reason I came up with this idea is because a co-worker and I recast the movie with people who we work with today. Next up, we are3 working on X-Men, where I end up as The Beast. :icon_sad: Why do I always end up the hairy ugly characters?
Where do you work at the Nerd Store?

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 01:18 AM

Turtle: Boromir

Glenn the Tool: A Random Orc in the Moria battle sequence.

Stalker Patti: Treebeard

LiddyRules

11-08-2006, 01:19 AM

Only reason I came up with this idea is because a co-worker and I recast the movie with people who we work with today. That even made me sad.

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 01:21 AM

Wifflebatlube: Gandalf

GLENN_THE_TOOL

11-08-2006, 01:22 AM

And for that dickish comment, you become Denothor, for he was the dickiest character in the movies. :action-sm

thankfully, i have no idea who that even is.

Only reason I came up with this idea is because a co-worker and I recast the movie with people who we work with today. Next up, we are3 working on X-Men, where I end up as The Beast. :icon_sad: Why do I always end up the hairy ugly characters?

and Beast was played by Kelsey Grammer in the movie. how fitting.

Angelfuck

11-08-2006, 01:23 AM

Where do you work at the Nerd Store?

hahaha, hey gally, the nerd store called the said, they're running out of you!
...oh, sorry bagel

CM Mark

11-08-2006, 01:24 AM

Where do you work at the Nerd Store?
I work in a grocery store deli. we just were really bored today as it was slow, and found a way to pass the time.

oh, and now you have won the roll of the Balrog. :action-sm

hahaha, hey gally, the nerd store called the said, they're running out of you!
...oh, sorry bagel
Lucky you are cute, or I would say something mean. And since there are no mean female characters, you get the love of Sam's life, Rosie. :action-sm

Ol'BloodyBottom

11-08-2006, 01:26 AM

I work in a grocery store deli. we just were really bored today as it was slow, and found a way to pass the time.

oh, and now you have won the roll of the Balrog. :action-sm
Then I want my own trailer with Peanut M&M's with all the brown ones taken out of the bowl. I also want a poster of Rocky 3.

martianvirus

11-08-2006, 01:28 AM

Is the one ring a bagel?

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 01:29 AM

i cast martianvirus as Sauron

Dave _from_Kiev

11-08-2006, 01:32 AM

did you take the nerd test?

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=54661

Hudson

11-08-2006, 01:40 AM

How could you not!:
Nofilterpaul= Gollum
Bob Kelly = Gimli (dude I broke my AX!)
Hoo-Hoo = Sauron
Opie= Samwise (he's a board op)

Angelfuck

11-08-2006, 01:41 AM

I work in a grocery store deli. we just were really bored today as it was slow, and found a way to pass the time.

oh, and now you have won the roll of the Balrog. :action-sm

Lucky you are cute, or I would say something mean. And since there are no mean female characters, you get the love of Sam's life, Rosie. :action-sm

haha, thanks for sticking me with the fat chick! at least she was nice
balzac got a kick out of that

GLENN_THE_TOOL

11-08-2006, 01:42 AM

I work in a grocery store deli. we just were really bored today as it was slow, and found a way to pass the time.

do they let you bring your plastic swords and 12-sided dice to work or do you have to smuggle them in?

oh, and now you have won the roll of the Balrog. :action-sm

this guy?

http://www.defunctgames.com/pic/balrog.jpg

CM Mark

11-08-2006, 02:21 AM

How could you not!:
Nofilterpaul= Gollum
Bob Kelly = Gimli (dude I broke my AX!)
Hoo-Hoo = Sauron
Opie= Samwise (he's a board op)
Well, if we are going to go in this direction, how can we forget to cast Beth as Shadowfax

martianvirus

11-08-2006, 02:39 AM

anglefuck-Arwen
patbattlefield-Saruman
Bagel Lord-Gollum because only a sick creature like that would eat a bagel
Hudson-Army of the Dead King

Ack's Grl

11-08-2006, 06:18 AM

Which chick gets the role played by Orlando Bloom?

martianvirus

11-08-2006, 06:22 AM

Which chick gets the role played by Orlando Bloom?
I have no clue. *EDIT*

generoso

11-08-2006, 06:37 AM

You mean they had names in that movie.
I only knew frodo and golem.
so NFP = golem
and ahh whatever....

J. PETERSON

11-08-2006, 08:52 AM

dont know enough about the stories for this thread to make any sense

Turtle

11-08-2006, 08:54 AM

Don't just throw out a user name without a reason.
I love this idea. The LOR was my favorite book as a kid I read it at least 5 times.

So Far we have

Gimili- Bagel Lord (need a reason)
Eomer-Jimmys Dignity ( need a reason)
Glenn the Tool – Denothor (ok)
Stalker Patti- Treebeard (perfect)
WBL- Gandalf (perfect)
NFP- Gollum (Perfect)
Angelfuck- Arwen (perfect)
Pattbattlefield-Saruman (reason)
Hudson- King of the Dead (ok- avatar match)
Turtle- Boromir (need a reason)

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 09:58 AM

Ack's Girl: Arwen
Than: Meriadoc Brandybuck
Danny: Peregrin Took
Nosferatu: Witch King(Wraith)

wes mantooth

11-08-2006, 11:27 AM

this thread should be tossed into a volcano.

hahahah. I shot Pepsi outta my nose when I read this you bastard.:icon_bigg

burningsun

11-08-2006, 03:41 PM

Pat from Moonachie as Mt. Doom

silentbob8201

11-08-2006, 04:03 PM

shocked Vos wasnt picked as the only facial hear having Hobbit

silentbob8201

11-08-2006, 04:09 PM

thankfully, i have no idea who that even is.

the father of Sean Bean's character

Turtle

11-08-2006, 04:34 PM

When you put a user name for a character, post a reason as well.

tar_baby

11-08-2006, 04:35 PM

where do i fit in

any racists in the bunch?
i cant think of any...maybe young smeagol

Turtle

11-08-2006, 04:39 PM

Wormtongue alwasy thought he was better than the rest of the people of Rohan, you could be him, if you don't mind being a coward. Other than that I can't think of anyone close to being a racist.

tar_baby

11-08-2006, 04:41 PM

oh that guy?...yeah i dont want to be the coward

oh well...ill think about it and get back to ya...i still think the young smeagol is perfect for me...i strangle my buddy cause he has the ring

Turtle

11-08-2006, 04:42 PM

NFP is smeagol/gollum

tar_baby

11-08-2006, 04:44 PM

but the young smeagol that shows up in the return of the king?

ok ok..i concede..i have no place in this film

Turtle

11-08-2006, 05:09 PM

Tar Baby- Ugluk the Urk-hai Lt. he hated all the lesser orc and any Urk_hai that was not as strong/smart as he. A Orc racist! TaDa!

MJMANDALAY

11-08-2006, 05:14 PM

Pat from Moonachie as Mt. Doom
:clap: :clap: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Turtle

11-08-2006, 05:21 PM

Turtle: Boromir
Let me know why. Not a bad character to be, just want to know why.

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 06:36 PM

Let me know why. Not a bad character to be, just want to know why.

slight resemblance...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/789275018_l.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/BEANSEAN2003180_tcm3-49298.jpg

generoso

11-08-2006, 06:51 PM

Even though I forget names but the hobbit who went with that Frodo dude that would be Turtle because he also like bread products....

generoso

11-08-2006, 06:53 PM

NFP is smeagol/gollum
Actually Paul would play the bad one Gollum
And Flea would play Smeagol because he just wants to fit in and help..

patbattlefield

11-08-2006, 07:09 PM

also, boromir wasn't bad. he redeemed himself.

tar_baby

11-08-2006, 07:56 PM

im drunk

Mother Shucker

11-08-2006, 08:35 PM

Even though I forget names but the hobbit who went with that Frodo dude that would be Turtle because he also like bread products....
Are you speaking of Sam Wise? (God, I am a geek.)

Turtle

11-08-2006, 09:15 PM

slight resemblance...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/789275018_l.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/BEANSEAN2003180_tcm3-49298.jpg
Never thought of that.

Hudson

11-08-2006, 11:31 PM

well glad I nailed at least one character in NFP!!!!
AND Leader of the Undead good for me!!!!

FAZ8218

11-08-2006, 11:40 PM

A little character guide to help us along perhaps?
http://www.sparknotes.com/film/lordoftherings/characters.html

martianvirus

11-09-2006, 04:20 AM

Here is a quick photoshop for some of you.:icon_mrgr

(I just snatched the photos that you guys posted, and used the ones that fit the faces the best)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2253/lordoftheringswackbagpd6.jpg

patbattlefield

11-09-2006, 04:22 AM

ROFL holy shit that's funny.

patbattlefield

11-09-2006, 04:39 AM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/treebeardpatti.jpg

martianvirus

11-09-2006, 04:46 AM

haha - treebeard patty.

*EDIT* note to self. GO to bed.

patbattlefield

11-09-2006, 05:08 AM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/timotheus_havener/moonachiedoom.jpg

martianvirus

11-09-2006, 05:10 AM

you are on a roll tonight.:clap:

wes mantooth

11-09-2006, 07:12 AM

How fucking cool is that! Great job Martian.

Angelfuck

11-09-2006, 10:50 AM

hahah, you guys really saved this thread :clap: :clap: ack'sgrl looks really good with blonde hair

tar_baby

11-09-2006, 11:01 AM

NoFilterPaul

11-09-2006, 12:13 PM

martianvirus

11-09-2006, 04:02 PM

Ok Paul, I'll make something later.:icon_mrgr

Turtle

11-09-2006, 04:04 PM

great photoshops, very funny

ShooterMcGavin

11-09-2006, 04:12 PM

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2253/lordoftheringswackbagpd6.jpg

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That's one you should put here

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=52020

:icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr :icon_mrgr

martianvirus

11-09-2006, 08:24 PM

I still can't figure out what NFPaul should be.

patbattlefield

11-09-2006, 08:36 PM

Beth O: Shadowfax
Robin Quivers:Shelob

Ack's Grl

11-09-2006, 08:40 PM

ooh! I'm flattered!
I had blonde hair when I graduated high school. People said I looked like Gwen Stefani. Just FYI.

favourite

11-09-2006, 08:43 PM

NoFilterPaul

11-09-2006, 08:45 PM

ooh! I'm flattered!
I had blonde hair when I graduated high school. People said I looked like Gwen Stefani. Just FYI.

only half her height :rolleyes: :action-sm

Hoagie

11-09-2006, 08:50 PM

only half her height :rolleyes: :action-smAnd twice her talent.

silentbob8201

11-09-2006, 09:15 PM

Which one am I supposed to be??
the lil guy crouching in the bottom of the poster that looks like he has Aids

Turtle

11-10-2006, 07:54 PM

Hehehe NFP looks like he has aids

generoso

11-10-2006, 11:02 PM

Hehehe NFP looks like he has aids
What do you mean by "looks"..

Turtle

11-11-2006, 10:30 AM

What do you mean by "looks"..
My bad, NFP has aids

calm down NFP smilin wavey hand thingey with sunglasses and blue face

Papagolash

12-13-2006, 03:15 AM

That photoshop is fucking great, I don't even know what picture of me that's from.

martianvirus

12-13-2006, 03:18 AM

That photoshop is fucking great, I don't even know what picture of me that's from.It was in one of the wackbagers post your photos threads.