Microsoft buys Firefox

[Turfmower]

http://www.msfirefox.com/

[TheJew]

didn't they just release ff 2.0?

[ShooterMcGavin]

God damn it.

Now it's going to turn into IE soon and we will have to find another better browser

[TheJew]

God damn it.

Now it's going to turn into IE soon and we will have to find another better browser

i think it did...i went to d/l it and it's bringing up the same install process that i got for ie7

[ShooterMcGavin]

Wait...this has to be a joke.

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

Put safety first.

A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOver™ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products.

[favourite]

someone told me to use fire fox one day maybe, one day....

[Buster H]

bwhahahahahahah

http://www.msfirefox.com/windows-kernel-protection.html


What is TakeOver™?

Microsoft's TakeOver Technology is a free, fully functional security feature within Microsoft Firefox . It helps to protect the Windows Kernel against viruses, spyware, slow performance, security threats and unauthorized access caused by unwanted and malicious software such as Symantec and McAfee products.

It features Real-Time Protection, a monitoring system that recommends actions against Symantec and McAfee every time Microsoft Firefox detects their presence. It will automatically take the necessary steps to disable/remove and uninstall all their related executables in order to minimize interruptions, let you stay productive and keep Windows safe.

Note: TakeOver will often over-react to unendorsed security software and may unexpectedly force the Windows file system into a uncontrollable shutdown / recovery phase. There is nothing you can do.

The following are also declared as malicious and dangerous, and will therefore cause a shutdown:

* All Symantec Products
* All McAfee
* Command Antivirus
* eTrust Antivirus
* Dr. Web
* NOD32
* F-Prot Antivirus
* F-Secure Anti-Virus
* GFI MailSecurity for Microsoft Exchange/SMTP
* GFI DownloadSecurity for Microsoft ISA Server
* AVG Anti-Virus
* ViRobot Expert
* Kaspersky Anti-Virus
* Norman Virus Control (NVC)
* Panda Titanium Antivirus
* Protector Plus
* Sophos Anti-Virus
* Sybari Antigen
* Trend Micro PC-cillin


And basically all other security vendors who have recently filed lawsuits against Microsoft.

obvious spoof. Microsoft really tried hard to make IE7 just like firefox, but fell short.

[ShooterMcGavin]

I feel like a dope now. Good one sir.

[zagman76]

someone told me to use fire fox one day maybe, one day....

make today that day!!! click the link in my sig!

[NightStalker3]

It's Better now....Like seriously...

Had me for a millisecond.

[Budyzir]

That is really freaking funny!

[Turfmower]

Who ever did it spent a lot of time making that site.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

someone told me to use fire fox one day maybe, one day....

<Peer Pressure>Go ahead and try it, you'll like it. Everyone is using it...</PP> :icon_mrgr

[favourite]

make today that day!!! click the link in my sig!

but Im scared. IF shit happend to my comp, YOU will be coming over to fix it. :icon_redf

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Set up a restore point if you're afraid of FF.

[Coffee Diva]

unwanted and malicious software such as Symantec and McAfee products.
Well, technically, they're right on this point...

[Arc Lite]

http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-firefox-careers.html

You also get free e-mail with this MSFirefox.

Support/Questions
It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining?
At Microsoft, we pride criticism and will seek continual self-improvement in the development of core technologies - but when something says 'beta', it means 'beta'.

Will I see all my e-mails, contacts, and other info a year from now?
Probably not.

How do I download attachments?
Just click on download.

Terms & Conditions?
MSFirefox Mail Beta represents the pinnacle of today's online web technology. Any financial, spiritual, religious, physical and emotional loss incurred as a direct result of this service - places no responsibility whatsoever on Microsoft Firefox, Microsoft, Mozilla, Google, Yahoo, Apple or eBay.

[zagman76]

but Im scared. IF shit happend to my comp, YOU will be coming over to fix it. :icon_redf

nothing will happen to your computer - we use FireFox on servers that do millions of dollars of business - but if something should happen, I will fix it! :)

[abudabit]

If you aren't afraid of IE than you really shouldn't be afraid of FF, favourite. FF is faster, more secure, takes up less resources, and doesn't even require you to restart your computer. One of the add ons I tried for FF2 was crashing it though so I removed 4, not sure which one it was. But that's the only time it ever crashed for me.


BTW, maybe someone knows which of these 4 is the trouble maker. I'm thinking FireBug (javascript debugger):

Adblock Plus
Clipmarks
Firebug
FireFTP.

The cool thing about FF is even if it does crash (which never happens), it restores right where you were at.

Install firefox, you'll never go back to IE.

[abudabit]

I wanna bite the noses of people who choose IE over Firefox.

http://www.loomcom.com/raccoons/gallery/jpegs/bite-face1.jpg

[fcuknu]

http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=193700190

[BeezerBlanks]

My website isn't loading correctly!
If you encounter sites that exhibit layout or color problems, chances are, it can be traced to malicious third party software on your PC. These programs - such as OpenOffice - are wasting system resources and is ruining your overall online experience.
Solution: Open the Control Panel > Add / Remove Programs and uninstall ALL non-Microsoft software. Everything should load fine afterwards.
If problems persist, then it simply means your Microsoft Intellimouse needs replacement.



hahahahaha

[HumpX]

Brilliant.

[Stedman]

:clap: :clap:

that site is badass

[favourite]

nothing will happen to your computer - we use FireFox on servers that do millions of dollars of business - but if something should happen, I will fix it! :)


<3 the Zag :icon_mrgr

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Well, now you fuckos have talked me into downloading it......here goes nothing........

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Wow I like FF it is nice. Thanks for the recommendation. I mean WOW!

[Buster H]

Wow I like FF it is nice. Thanks for the recommendation. I mean WOW!

yet another convert. now swing over to this thread and take a look at some of the add ons you can install

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=53913&highlight=firefox

I highly recommend stumbleupon

[JoeyDVDZ]

Firefox rules all. IE can't wipe FF's ass. Simple as that.

[Steam]

I went with Firefox much later than I should have. I stuck with IE for no reason and now realize that I'm a tard. Firefox is much better.

[Buster H]

I went with Firefox much later than I should have. I stuck with IE for no reason and now realize that I'm a tard. Firefox is much better.

join the club. I stuck with IE because I was hooked on Roboform to remember my passwords. Now I just keep them saved in another location. 90% of the time, I have my password memorized anyway

[DonTheTrucker]

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[HockeyHelmet]

Akobe Phlash

"The Microsoft AKobe Plash Plugin is developed and endorsed by Kobe Bryant; and presents no intellectual copyright threat towards Adobe Corporation's Family of Products." :clap:

[PCLoadLetter]

How do I install/uninstall Microsoft Firefox?
For installation, simple visit:

1. Here and download the appropriate version of Microsoft Firefox compatible with your operating system.
2. Follow the online instructions.

* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.
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