Shit in movies you wish were real. [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

abudabit

11-25-2006, 12:43 AM

Cloning + brain backups from The 6th Day = invulnerability. Nothing would be better. Live as long as you want in a youthful body.

zagman76

11-25-2006, 12:50 AM

invisibility... c'mon - think of the possibilities!

Atomic Fireball

11-25-2006, 01:00 AM

The Stepford Wives (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073747/)

A Day Without a Mexican (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377744/)

C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389828/)

abudabit

11-25-2006, 01:01 AM

WhiteHonkyDevil

11-25-2006, 01:23 AM

ShooterMcGavin

11-25-2006, 01:29 AM

True love.

No homo.

Xyn

11-25-2006, 01:50 AM

geek mode - lightsabers? How about the force?

And some battle mechs

And faster than light travel with a galaxy full of civilizations

And... and...
...

And Jar Jar binks, so I can torture him to death in real life.

/geek mode

BaLZaC~308

11-25-2006, 01:59 AM

force powers and lightsabers would be sick.
also since im a comic geek mutant powers would be awesome.

I guess the one thing I see in movies that I wish were real would have to be hot lesbians....

Hudson

11-25-2006, 02:13 AM

What was that HBO movie where the Nazi's won starring Rutger Hower?

ShooterMcGavin

11-25-2006, 02:19 AM

What was that HBO movie where the Nazi's won starring Rutger Hower?

Is Anthony paying you to post on Wackbag for him again?

BIV

11-25-2006, 03:07 AM

I wanna be a wizard. No, not that kind, the Merlin kind.

You know you wanna do magic.

Hudson

11-25-2006, 03:26 AM

Is Anthony paying you to post on Wackbag for him again?
What do you want me to Say?
White Man's Burden with John Travolta?
I say Nay!

Glenn Dandy

11-25-2006, 03:34 AM

Stepford wives for sure...

But Between Caddyshack and Fast Times.... I have lived the dream Hollywood has made. ( MITCH HEDBURG VOICE) miss him. My material,,, BUT! I MISS HIM!

Halo Five

11-25-2006, 04:10 AM

lightsaber, foce... hell yeah....

stepford wimes... in a heartbeat.

martianvirus

11-25-2006, 04:12 AM

Most everything in Star Trek, including green hot slave women.

Hudson

11-25-2006, 04:25 AM

Almost all your dreams are here!:
http://www.futurehorizons.net/

BaLZaC~308

11-25-2006, 04:28 AM

Almost all your dreams are here!:
http://www.futurehorizons.net/

the lightsaber's are ok , kinda cheesy for 300 but a fucking schematic to a jetpack!! that sounds so fucking cool

Miss Abooty

11-25-2006, 06:42 AM

I think it would be cool to be a shape shifter or have super hearing...

favourite

11-25-2006, 06:59 AM

invisibility... c'mon - think of the possibilities!
ok perv :action-sm

I want ALL xmen powers....about from rouge who can't get it on.

RMM46

11-25-2006, 07:07 AM

Never mind force powers....just give me the force choke.

Wrecktum

11-25-2006, 10:02 AM

Give me the shwartz any day fuck the force

Sunsetspawn

11-25-2006, 10:12 AM

Niiiiiiiiiice.

I've always wanted a Back to the Future hoverboard.
Because that flying, time travelling DeLorean just isn't cool enough, right?

kloraferm

11-25-2006, 10:27 AM

I pretty much want to be able to do everything in movies that's impossible in real life. That and be really rich.

Jerry1

11-25-2006, 11:13 AM

What was that HBO movie where the Nazi's won starring Rutger Hower?

The Fatherland?
http://www.skaityta.lt/img/fatherland.jpg

I'd like someone in government service who tries to do the right thing. Like Jack Ryan.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6245/CPD2.gifhttp://mapage.noos.fr/sub-scope/Images/Octobre%20Rouge/AlecBaldwinJackRyan.jpg

(I'm leaving out the Affleck version)

JimsInfectedEye

11-25-2006, 11:22 AM

Scarlett Johansson falls in love with you.

Fendbass22

11-25-2006, 11:49 AM

The new 007. He's so pimp. I'd be gettin laid ALL the time.

ShooterMcGavin

11-25-2006, 12:09 PM

Because that flying, time travelling DeLorean just isn't cool enough, right?

I hear in order for it to work you have to have a Parkinsons victim in the passenger seat.

Doc doc doc we gotta legalize government funding for stem cell research doc.

When you put the 90lb lead hat on his head,

"Whoa, this is heavy doc."

zagman76

11-25-2006, 01:56 PM

ok perv :action-sm

I want ALL xmen powers....about from rouge who can't get it on.

Why use invisibility to watch women get naked? Isn't that what PalTalk is for? :icon_mrgr

tysonpunchinguterus

11-25-2006, 02:13 PM

12-inch cocks. My 10 inches feels so inadequate when I see those CGI porn penises.

You can't prove I'm lying.

sniper

11-25-2006, 03:16 PM

I'd like someone in government service who tries to do the right thing. Like Jack Ryan.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6245/CPD2.gifhttp://mapage.noos.fr/sub-scope/Images/Octobre%20Rouge/AlecBaldwinJackRyan.jpg

(I'm leaving out the Affleck version)

Good, cuz if it were either of the other 2, that attack would've been stopped!

25133WhooOoAH

11-25-2006, 03:38 PM

Theres not one guy in this world who doesn't want a light saber! could you imagine the crime rate if all of us assholes had lightsabers, its like " WHat you say motherfucker!" at a bar and both just whip out those sabers and battle it out!

generoso

11-25-2006, 04:45 PM

Just give me a unlimited time in a holodeck..Won't need anything else.

tar_baby

11-25-2006, 05:12 PM

the sports almanac from back to the future so i could win every time i bet and become super rich

favourite

11-25-2006, 05:29 PM

Why use invisibility to watch women get naked? Isn't that what PalTalk is for? :icon_mrgr
OH SNAP! but soooooo true :rolleyes: :icon_mrgr

N.Y. Johnny

11-25-2006, 07:07 PM

Wolverine's healing power and the fucking metal claws. Who wouldn't want those or 1 to stick into someone's neck when you're having a shitty day. :icon_mrgr

YourAmishDaddy

11-25-2006, 08:24 PM

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4025/rotsmacewebsizedaw6.jpg

When you absolutely positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes...

mascan42

11-25-2006, 08:41 PM

Honestly, and I know this will sound a bit geeky . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40953000/jpg/_40953683_tardis203.jpg

And the sonic screwdriver would be cool, too.

Sutsu

11-26-2006, 12:59 AM

I hear in order for it to work you have to have a Parkinsons victim in the passenger seat.

Doc doc doc we gotta legalize government funding for stem cell research doc.

When you put the 90lb lead hat on his head,

"Whoa, this is heavy doc."

*ding ding ding* Line of the thread.

Hell, I'd settle for that perfect shooting accuracy all the good guys have in the movies.

Vyce

11-26-2006, 01:29 AM

Almost all your dreams are here!:
http://www.futurehorizons.net/

A sonic weapon sounds cool. (http://www.futurehorizons.net/sonic.htm)

westben2002

11-26-2006, 02:55 AM

i would love an actual zombie attack, but i would like an eventual rescue, cause lets face it, it'll just get too damn boring after awhile

generoso

11-26-2006, 09:58 AM

Honestly, and I know this will sound a bit geeky . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40953000/jpg/_40953683_tardis203.jpg

And the sonic screwdriver would be cool, too.
Not geeky at all . Love to have a sonic Screwdriver, and k-9 would be cool to have as well

Xyn

11-26-2006, 12:31 PM

Sandworms

Magazines that hold more ammo than physically possible

Bullet time

Some kinda clear cut enemy that everyone on earth can hate

Wounds and property damage that suddenly disappears for no reason

The list could go on and on. This is why we have movies, for all the shit we wish we could do.

Stormrider666

11-29-2006, 06:23 PM

How about the scene in Broken Flowers and I think everybody knows what scene I'm talking about. I finally saw the scene the other night and all I have to say is OMG!!!! It was everything Opie said it was. Without a doubt it was the hottest non-sex nude scene that almost made you uncomfortable to watch it.

Carl Spackler

11-29-2006, 07:07 PM

Food Replicator, or the holodeck from Star Trek would be cool.

X-ray glasses from If Looks Could Kill?

http://home.zonnet.nl/jhibels/rees/506e9fa0.jpg

Its hard to come up with these without thinking Bond movies or Sci-Fi/Futuristic movies...