Bad Santa: Best Xmas Movie EVER

[FAngel]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread exclusively for this film.

Even though it's a Christmas movie, Bad Santa is so good I'll watch it in the dead of summer. Seeing an alcoholic Billy Bob Thornton constantly swearing and throwing shit at a fat kid, cracking safes with a midget and only taking time away from those to have sex with Lauren Graham (a fox, if I may be so bold) was a brilliant formula.

There's too many quotes to list here - one of them is on O&A's soundboard, though I haven't heard them use it recently: "Goddammit, are you FUCKING with me?!"

One of the best lines is when Billy Bob is boning the fat chick in the dressing room ("You ain't gonna shit right for a week!") but what makes it even better is John Ritter's facial expressions and awkwardness when he's trying to confront him about it later.

Fuck, I wanna go home from work and watch this now.

[rndystvn]

Couldnt agree anymore.

[Trainable J]

Yup, that is a great movie. Ritter does play a good closet case. Be sure to watch "Badder Santa". It's got more content.

[tar_baby]

christmas vacation is the best

a muppets christmas carol (yes...a muppets christmas carol)...is also a classic

nightmare before christmas also ranks up there

[LilJimmyRbinson]

I just got Bad Santa from Netflix last night. Now I'll definately try and get to it this weekend.

I'll second it...Lauren Graham is a hottie.

[Angelfuck]

I liked it enough to sit through the whole thing but I think the best xmas movie ever is A Christmas Story :icon_wink

[tar_baby]

oh yeah i totally forgot a christmas story

i love it when TNT runs it for 24 hours straight christmas eve

[kloraferm]

Christmas Story has always been one of my faves. I never saw Bad Santa, but now I want to.

[J. PETERSON]

Bad Santa = Awesome Christmas Movie
Christmas Vacation = Best Christmas Movie

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

Bad Santa = Awesome Christmas Movie
Christmas Vacation = Best Christmas Movieagreed, "Shitter's full". love that movie

[Exanimate]

A Christmas Story will always be my favorite. Christmas Vacation, and Bad Santa are both great as well.

[Ballbuster1]

A Christmas Story is still my fave.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

[Exanimate]

"fffuuuuuuuuuuudddgggeee"

[wes mantooth]

I love Bad Santa. One of my favorite movies.

"You ain't going to shit right for a month"

[DonTheTrucker]

Christmas Story is a classic that the whole family can enjoy. Christmas Vacation and Bad Santa are great movies but I am not sure they will stand the test of time.

Either way, no Christmas would be complete without all three.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

THIS (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/) is the best Christmas film ever....

[poppAwoody]

Bad Santa rocks

[J. PETERSON]

THIS (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/) is the best Christmas film ever....
Bill Goldberg?

Yuck.

[tourettesguy]

All three movies (Bad Santa, Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation) are rewatchable until the end of time.

I love them all just about equally, with Bad Santa squeaking out on top.

I love when he says that beating up kids made him realize he had a purpose in life.

[generoso]

A Christmas Story is still my fave.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
Have to agree with BB1, My best Christmas film, Bad Santa is awesome laughed my ass off. Also please never forget Silent night Deadly night as well.

[FAngel]

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One of the greatest insult trades in film history:

[Willie has just passed out]
Gin: Look here, get him outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska; tell him it was food poisoning or something.

Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?

Gin: Take him to the car.

Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?

Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.

Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!

Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.

Gin: What'd you call me, thigh-high?

Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!

Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.

Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?

Gin: You got some lip on you, midget.

Marcus: Yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

[commish13]

THIS (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/) is the best Christmas film ever....

That's the one I was coming in here to say

[Nimrod]

I bought the dvd when it came out. Great movie.

[Fendbass22]

Does anyone else think Bad Santa was shit?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Bill Goldberg?

Yuck.

Yeah, he's a jagoff, but the movie is fucking hilariously cheesy

[tar_baby]

Does anyone else think Bad Santa was shit?

it was really funny...but not one i could watch over and over again...maybe once or twice a year