Winetasters: Why are they such faggots?

[sknight]

I saw that awful movie Sideways a few months ago and I've been hearing that wine commercial on XM. WHY are wine tasters SUCH FUCKING FAGGOTS? They make up dumb words to describe the qualities of a wine and then they just add it up to one up one another.

"Quaffable, yet transcendant"

[NoSurviivors]

I agree. quaffable??? what does that even mean anyway?

[7cent]

Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English - Cite This Source Main Entry: quaffable
Part of Speech: adj
Definition: drinkable; easy to drink, esp. in quantity

I guess it's a wine to get shitfaced with..

[sknight]

"Drinkable...yet has a light flavor"?

[tar_baby]

does this question even need to be asked?

[LiddyRules]

Sorry that not everyone can buy a six pack of Meisterbrau and call it a day.

[NoSurviivors]

hey man.. I like to drink wine every once & a while.. however if I ever referr to it as 'quaffable' I'm gonna have to throw my dick in the garbage.

[Newmania]

I usually just slam a few bottles of red, insult some people and pass out.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

To some it's a freaking hobby, to others it's a way of life.

Personally, I could give a flying fuck, but that's just me.

[wes mantooth]

I'm pretty sure quaffable means an underwater pussy fart.

[MrBogey]

It's a job that involves sipping then spitting. You figure it out.