What would you have given Ron for Christmas if you were Fezzz?

[RMPGP]

Go ahead and try to knock his socksss off.

[MilkmanDan]

A Manly Hug (actually I'd just like to see Fez try to do that to Ron)

I'd give him empty bags so he can fill them with money for fucking.

[BCH]

A Box of Cubans? Come On, this is too easy.

He could have smuggled them back to the USA in his ass after visiting his Free-Loading aunts.

[Cromwell]

Make *him* stand in the window with a rope tied around him. :icon_mrgr

[Vyce]

What I'd have given him on the air:

http://www.travelhead.com/trip/journal/SEASIA/camb/cam6.jpg

What I'd have given him under the table:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1905000/images/_1906823_cocaine_pile300.jpg

[RoleModel]

Aids

[Standby]

What I'd have given him under the table:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1905000/images/_1906823_cocaine_pile300.jpg
Don't make ya a bad person...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What I'd have given him on the air:

http://www.travelhead.com/trip/journal/SEASIA/camb/cam6.jpg

What I'd have given him under the table:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1905000/images/_1906823_cocaine_pile300.jpg
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


I would have given him autographed 1st editions (Hardcover of course) of both of the Dexter Books & pre-order the new one that comes out this summer

[jodea23]

Half my salary back.

[Cromwell]

Half my salary back.

Ooooh, that's cold.

That's not way to treat "little f" :icon_mrgr

[TimHorton]

If Fez found a Canadian fan who was visiting Cuba, a box of Habanas would probably tickle Ron's fancy...or he could just tickle Ron's fancy...Fez is accomodating i'm sure ;)

[Iron Duke]

I'd have given him a holster for his cowbell.

[sknight]

A nice big fat BLOW JOB.

[TonyBagels]

Well since Fez doesn't want to deal with his Newfie family, the cubans might be out (unless you're talking about Cuban boys, but I digress. Ron has given the powder up, but in the past most certainly would have accepted. Hmmm, how about a humidor with a glas top that..no that was done. I got it, a new producer and Ass't Producer. Bring Ben back for them and promote BxJohnny and Pits