ever pretend your deef?

[THE FEZ MAN]

every once in a while i get sick and tired of dealing with people and pretend im deef, i did it tonight at the ACME with the skinny cunt that was my checker, she started to hassel me about a fucking coupon card and i just blearted out in my deef person voice that "im soory i dant ear ooo im dep" she just staired at me and i held out my 20$bill, and gave her a stupid stare. i love doing it at walmart also. just ring up my shit and leave me the fuck alone

[SteveSteele]

What did you say?

[Bunny™]

Up two streets and take a left.

[Turtle]

every once in a while i get sick and tired of dealing with people and pretend im deef, i did it tonight at the ACME with the skinny cunt that was my checker, she started to hassel me about a fucking coupon card and i just blearted out in my deef person voice that "im soory i dant ear ooo im dep" she just staired at me and i held out my 20$bill, and gave her a stupid stare. i love doing it at walmart also. just ring up my shit and leave me the fuck alone
:clap: :clap:
I am going to do this. Great idea

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

EDITED FOR AWFUL SPELLING. I THINK WHAT HE WAS SAYING WAS...


every once in a while i get sick and tired of dealing with people and pretend im deaf. i did it tonight at the ACME with the skinny cunt that was my checker, she started to hassle me about a fucking coupon card and i just blurted out in my deaf person voice that "im soory i dant ear ooo im dep" she just stared at me and i held out my 20$bill, and gave her a stupid stare. i love doing it at walmart also. just ring up my shit and leave me the fuck alone

[THE FEZ MAN]

it works great when your alone shopping you just have to train your self to ignore a lot of shit, its great too when people want directions

[Turtle]

it works great when your alone shopping you just have to train your self to ignore a lot of shit, its great too when people want directions
I love when people ask for direction, I just make some shit up and send them on there way.

[tar_baby]

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/coyote_acme.jpg
did u catch him?

har har har

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

deef?

[sknight]

Remember when radio shack actually wouldn't allow you to buy shit unless you answered things about yourself like phone number and all that shit?

I wish I had this idea back then.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

I dont pay attention to my wife so I say I am going deaf and when I dont feel like answering I say I didnt hear you. It is the best gag ever.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

What?

[kloraferm]

What?
Deaf, not blind :action-sm

[Havoc]

no point in doing this if you happen to own an mp3 player. i always have my headphones in at college so i can ignore the people who want donations or for me to join a cause

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8663/1ud9.jpg

[rustytrombone1]

I pretend I cannot hear my wife from time to time....actually have told her that there are times when I see her mouth moving but hear nothing coming out of it....she loved that!

[PALLY]

I pretend I cannot hear my wife from time to time....actually have told her that there are times when I see her mouth moving but hear nothing coming out of it....she loved that!



That got you some bonus points right?? :icon_conf

I have to say having a 10 year old, I am pretty good blocking things out.

But would never do it to MJ....:icon_wink I listen to everything he has to say!!!!

[Hudson]

don't have to pretend!!!!

[rustytrombone1]

That got you some bonus points right?? :icon_conf


Yes it did...she told me I am #1

[mikeybot]

That's damn funny.

I don't quite play deaf, but will ignore people that talk at me and then make them repeat themselves(eg, not saying excuse me when they're obviously interrupting something). Or I'll claim tinnitus at times too.

[rndystvn]

I do the fake I'm on my cell phone thing when I dont want to hear or someone asks for money... Its great when a Bum still asks and then you can either yell at him or tell him you were gonna give him something but not now cause the fucker is rude interupting while your on the phone.

[bethm1b]

I can anticipate when these lowlifes are going to hit me for change and I ask them before they ask me.

[Jambi]

I love when people ask for direction, I just make some shit up and send them on there way.

Send 'em into the worst part of town. Or if you live in a rural area, send 'em down a bunch of dirt roads leading nowhere. I love that shit.

[cozzie]

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[cozzie]

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