New Jim Norton movie

[LilConnersPenis]

Jim Norton's new movie Crook's is coming out on DVD on January 23.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000KJU17S.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V33714722_.jpg

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

[Tax Kuntz]

:icon_eek:

[Radioguy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309564/

Wow.

[Kurto2021]

I don't buy DVD's anymore since Xvid and piracy is so easy...but I will have to take back the Talladega Nights I got for Xmas in order to pick this up.

Why I got a fucking DVD from my wife who knows I don't buy DVDs is beyond me but nonetheless i will own this one.

PS she also got me a CD which is even easier to pirate.

[Radioguy]

:icon_eek:

I saw what you originally said, and I have a hat that says the same. ;)

[Goblin]

2002?

[Radioguy]

There are few comments about the film. Fancy that. :icon_mrgr

Loved this one though:

"I went to the free screening of the movie "Errors, Freaks and Oddities" at the Bayonne Library."

[Ploppy]

If Amazon bundles it with Beer Leauge....it boggles the mind the amount of money that could be made. Tens of dollars, maybe even twenties.

[Shaggz]

If Amazon bundles it with Beer Leauge....it boggles the mind the amount of money that could be made. Tens of dollars, maybe even twenties.

You can get it and his "One Night Stand" DVD for $30. Good deal.

[Freese]

So what did they do? Wait until somebody in the film got famous and then release the movie?

[Radioguy]

So what did they do? Wait until somebody in the film got famous and then release the movie?
Um yeah, happens all the time.

CDs too...
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

Although that was more of a moneygrubbing bastard keeping it in print. :icon_wink

[patbattlefield]

Um yeah, happens all the time.

CDs too...
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

Although that was more of a moneygrubbing bastard keeping it in print. :icon_wink

that picture frightens me

ant looks like an italian drag queen version of pippy longstockings

[mightymalachi]

Um yeah, happens all the time.

CDs too...
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

Although that was more of a moneygrubbing bastard keeping it in print. :icon_wink

Looks like I'll have one more Snoop album to add to the collection. Yikes, WBL, is there electricity flowing out of that ornament? :action-sm

[WoodenPlank]

ant looks like an italian drag queen version of pippy longstockings



Line of the thread.

[LiLJimmysHog]

that picture frightens me

ant looks like an italian drag queen version of pippy longstockings

It affects me on two levels, part of me is a little frightened and the other part of me is a little turned on.:icon_eek:

[MondoTopless]

since his character's name in the movie is paul, i can only wish that the character has some kind of connection to uncle paul

[Iostcause]

Um yeah, happens all the time.

CDs too...
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

Although that was more of a moneygrubbing bastard keeping it in print. :icon_wink
You know, I never looked at that image hard enough to see what they used to look like.

Gay AND funny.

[FakeName]

I am not sure whose hair is worse (homo no matter what you say)

[Mr 1 post]

L'il Jimmy must be thrilled, has anyone heard the little plug whore say a single word about it?

[CitizenV]

That Demented World CD cover is the most 90's thing I have ever seen.

-V-

[MJMANDALAY]

If Amazon bundles it with Beer Leauge....it boggles the mind the amount of money that could be made. Tens of dollars, maybe even twenties.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
That made me Laff and Laff

YES
IT
DID

Really

[boardsofcanada]

What the fuck? I didnt think the movie was real until i clicked the imdb link

[Little Chuckie]

Tough call... I might have to say Artie's movie might just sell a few more since it made it in to stores. That and it made it in to the ads of Best Buy and Circuit City.

I'll buy it.

[Little Chuckie]

Possible good news!!

The release date for this is: This title will be released on January 23, 2007

For Lucky Louie: This title will be released on January 30, 2007

This gives them a week to get the online stores to bundle the two together or to do some cross promotion in the B&M stores like Best Buy and Circuit City.

I bet the Lucky Louie date had something to do with this getting released.

[duGandfriends]

I'm calling Bravo Sierra--that movie is fake.

[MondoTopless]

I bet the Lucky Louie date had something to do with this getting released.

You sir, get an A+ for being able to read dvd covers :action-sm

[buffcomic]

do you get free shit with the DVD??

[ProfessorAnt]

I'm calling Bravo Sierra--that movie is fake.

Errors Freaks and Oddities appears on Jim's resume, so that might mean its not fake.

RESUME (http://www.eatabullet.com/general/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewstory&uid=110&colid=43)

[magnus420]

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg



aww.. look..ant still has a wedding ring on..

[Absolutely]

aww.. look..ant still has a wedding ring on..

That's ADORABLE.

Was Opie's hair done like that to be zany for the cover?
Or did he actually have cornrows then? I hope it was just a ruse

[WOWmagnet]

That's ADORABLE.

Was Opie's hair done like that to be zany for the cover?
Or did he actually have cornrows then? I hope it was just a ruse

No, Sir. That was Opie's real hair <cringes>

[Rob]

i will certainly add this to my collection, along with Lucky Louie...

[OlGravyLeg]

I love how far down the list of credits Jimmy's name is and now he's on the cover.

Oh and...

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[OlGravyLeg]

Ah, actually it's alphabetical isn't it? I suck.

[Radioguy]

I really thought more people had seen the CD cover already...

[Absolutely]

Yeah, I somehow have never seen that cover.
I also refuse to believe Opie had cornrows. He may no longer be my hero.

[ImSalty]

Errors Freaks and Oddities appears on Jim's resume, so that might mean its not fake.

RESUME (http://www.eatabullet.com/general/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewstory&uid=110&colid=43)


I don't know about anyone else, but I look forward to the DVD release of Lil' Jimmy Norton in "The Gynocologists"

[phillipenis]

If Amazon bundles it with Beer Leauge....it boggles the mind the amount of money that could be made. Tens of dollars, maybe even twenties.

<KennyVoice> Could be a little more than that /<KennyVoice>

[Kurto2021]

http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/7426/2000397331951053837_rs.jpg
that has to be the best photoshop job I have ever seen. It is simply amazing.

[Absolutely]

that has to be the best photoshop job I have ever seen. It is simply amazing.

Why thank you, I spent a lot of time with the little white eraser in microsoft paint.

[jimmy crap]

Good shit ill have to check that one out, alottta movies that never get relased in thearters are funnier than most movies released

[SonnyForelli]

I love how far down the list of credits Jimmy's name is and now he's on the cover.

Oh and...

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:


Holy Fucking Shit, I like it when all the newbies and not so newbies that really are newbies see this picture off there Demented world CD and think its something new or they haven't seen it yet. I think I got coke resedue on the CD jacket of my copy of the CD. But then again, O&A were practically giving away these CD's when they were out of man town. They might as well have handed all the CD's for free because they got paid shit for it





BTW, Whos fucking idea was it to put Grand Ma got run over by a Raindeer on the fucking CD anyways

[highway23]

of course, being a new fan I had never seen that or heard of it...and I'm glad



I'll check out Jimmy's movie though, my wife hates him so I'll love it for sure

[Zeroman]

Holy Fucking Shit, I like it when all the newbies and not so newbies that really are newbies see this picture off there Demented world CD and think its something new or they haven't seen it yet.

hmm....maybe because most newbies weren't around in the WAAF days.

[Goblin]

I'll wait for the Norton clips to be posted on Youtube.

[OlGravyLeg]

Holy Fucking Shit, I like it when all the newbies and not so newbies that really are newbies see this picture off there Demented world CD and think its something new or they haven't seen it yet. I think I got coke resedue on the CD jacket of my copy of the CD. But then again, O&A were practically giving away these CD's when they were out of man town. They might as well have handed all the CD's for free because they got paid shit for it


I've been a fan for YEARS, I've just never seen an actual legit copy of the CD before. Not that I've ever gone looking for it either though. I might have even seen the pic before but in 2007 it looks particularly ridiculous.

[doobdoob]

Oh look, the Amazon page for this is lacking in reviews of the movie.

[MarshmallowRain]

Funny picturing Ant with that much hair, and Op just looks like either late 90's Bad Ass Billy Gunn from the WWE or a druggie punk rocker. If they aren't off the whole week someone should bring this subject up on the air lol. Trying not to ramble too much I'm used to warm weather and not really adapted to the cold air like its here in Anchorage. Its only about -10 right now.

[cokelogic]

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg


Dorks. You look like a couple of dorks. -pulp fiction

[Freese]

Did Ant really have hair like that?

[Radioguy]

Yeah, but the "pigtail" thing was just for this shoot, IIRC. I don't remember seeing Op with cornrows anywhere else, either.

Of course, like Ant always says, "why do men care what we look like?" (or words to that effect). The cover was just a product of it's time. Nothing to hung up about. (They were likely drunk or high at the time anyhow) :icon_mrgr

[ZeoVGM]

"Who said crime doesn't pay."

... Anyone else get douchechills?

[ruckstande]

I'll bet the reason Jimmy doesn't mention the DVD is because he got fucked by the director or producer or somebody.

[Radioguy]

Probably. It's not like Malcolm McDowell or Helen Mirren like to acknowledge Caligula either.

[Flea_Man]

I'd buy it.

[gumhead]

Released January 23??? I got a copy at walmart last night. Gonna watch it tonight... :popcorn:

[Minge]

Released January 23??? I got a copy at walmart last night. Gonna watch it tonight... :popcorn:

I saw it at Wal-Mart a few weeks ago, but it seriously doesn't sound like something I'd watch.

[blotto98]

"Who said crime doesn't pay.


AHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Alright, alright. I was just happy to be there.
But to ME the most horrible part of this picture is THIS!:icon_mad:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/demworldcopy.jpg

Nothing a little Photochop can't fix WBL. :action-sm

[kloraferm]

Alright, alright. I was just happy to be there.
But to ME the most horrible part of this picture is THIS!:icon_mad:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/demworldcopy.jpg
Holy shit, I've had a copy of that for like 10 years and never even really noticed that, but I guess being through that first hand changes where one's eyes go first.

[richedward]

didnt read the whole thread, but FYI it is on on-demand this month on cox

[MelissaY1]

I don't know about anyone else, but I look forward to the DVD release of Lil' Jimmy Norton in "The Gynocologists"


Gynecologists is out on DVD sir. Either under the title "A pair of Lewis Black Shorts" on Amazon, OR you can get Jimmy's 3 films "Gynecologists" "American Dummy" and "Sidesplitters" (the best one of them all IMHO) through Eatabullet.com Jimmy always sells those at his shows...

[LastDeadMouse]

This movie was seriously unwatchable.

[HumpX]

Alright, alright. I was just happy to be there.
But to ME the most horrible part of this picture is THIS!:icon_mad:

Off Topic for a bit...

As being one who was in fund raising for a short time and knowing what scumbags you can run into, did you ever find out how much of a percentage of sales from Demented World actually went to the NE Shelter for the Homeless?

We used to sell advertising in local Police yearbooks which were given away at events and a "portion of the proceeds" went to programs like D.A.R.E. etc.

Came to find out the guys I worked for kept like 85% of what we collected (and this was legit) with another 10% for printing and overhead.....the charitable "proceeds" would come out to around 2%. Kickbacks etc were commonplace. I stayed with it for about 8 months after which I had seen enough and had to go. To this day I hang up on 99% of the fund raisers who call me

[LastDeadMouse]

To this day I hang up on 99% of the fund raisers who call me
What's the 1% you don't hang up on?

[mk21]

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

Ant , I do alot of reading.......and it appears by the hair in that picture that the Moors indeed did alot of fucking in Sicily.

[LastDeadMouse]

the Moors indeed did alot of fucking in Sicily.

I'm sorry, I believe you mean "The Moops." :action-sm

[livebackwards]

"Looks like crime DID pay..." *sunglasses* "...but the check may have bounced."

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/feb2006/0/0/000C2EA9-B77C-13F5-9FDF0C02AC1BF824.jpg
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[Fruit Monkey]

Alright, alright. I was just happy to be there.
But to ME the most horrible part of this picture is THIS!:icon_mad:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/demworldcopy.jpg



AHH HAAA So to all divorced men what did you do with your ring after?

I threw mine down then toilet took a healthy one and flushed away.

[LastDeadMouse]

AHH HAAA So to all divorced men what did you do with your ring after?

I threw mine down then toilet took a healthy one and flushed away.
If I were ever married and then divorced, I would sell the thing then spend all the money I got on strippers and booze.

[Garyisajoke]

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c0/51/deb9224128a0ebb03ea96010.L.jpg

You know... Opie could have been a model.
What the hell is with the dreadlock things?

[girthymac]

AHH HAAA So to all divorced men what did you do with your ring after?

I threw mine down then toilet took a healthy one and flushed away.
Traded it for weed

[HockeyHelmet]

Just got it today from Amazon and watched it....it was ok...not enough jimmy in it....the lead guy was some bar owner

[angrykirby]

I stole crooks from the store I work at but returned it after watching it. Because it sucked. It has a few funny lines but overall it's not worth more then one watch. jimmy's acting is godawful in a few some scenes. the way he talks in one of the dialog scenes with the bar owner is so awkward. They really should get into it on o&a.

[BaLZaC~308]

You know... Opie could have been a model.
What the hell is with the dreadlock things?

holy shit1!!!!!

I've seen this cover since 98 when I first discovered OnA, and I FUCKING never noticed opies hair!

That is fucking brutally awful!

Ant your fro is bad but I have to apologize because I always thought you had the worst hair in that pic, I was fucking way wrong.

[bigbill]

Yeah, I somehow have never seen that cover.
I also refuse to believe Opie had cornrows. He may no longer be my hero.

Agreed. That had to be for the cover. He was my favorite on the show until someone said he actually wore his hair like that on a regular basis. I had to go get a sweater to warm me from the douche chills.

[Chapel]

Alright, alright. I was just happy to be there.
But to ME the most horrible part of this picture is THIS!:icon_mad:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/demworldcopy.jpg

nice head.... deek

[Voodoo Murphy]

Ok, so I rented it.... and wow. The ONLY redeeming factor of this movie is Jimmy's catatonic scene. Other than that.... it was unwatchable. Sorry guys.