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martianvirus
01-05-2007, 06:19 AM
I like the guy. He gives me hope that not all ******* are fuckos.

generoso
01-05-2007, 06:24 AM
needs a 3 answer he is a lucky Idiot

Earth2murf
01-05-2007, 06:24 AM
His command of the english language is enough to earn him HERO status

BIV
01-05-2007, 06:43 AM
The real question....are you a jerk off for mis-spelling Hero?

martianvirus
01-05-2007, 06:45 AM
The real question....are you a jerk off for mis-spelling Hero?"whaa" My fingers must be broken.

SOS
01-05-2007, 07:19 AM
Hero.

mightymalachi
01-05-2007, 08:46 AM
I'd much rather jerk off than lay under a moving subway.

Dr. Hoffman
01-05-2007, 08:49 AM
He's a hero for what he did but I voted jerk off because he can't speak worth a shit.

dieoptix
01-05-2007, 09:21 AM
Saved a kid, served his country. Sounds like a hero to me.

BillVal108
01-05-2007, 09:29 AM
The kid wouldn't have even died. Maybe he would have lost a leg. BFD

abudabit
01-05-2007, 09:38 AM
Why is he a jerk off?

FMDoug
01-05-2007, 09:54 AM
Hero. Anyone willing to jump down on train tracks to save someone else deserves all the attention he his getting. I don't understand why O and A were making fun of him yesterday. It kind of irritated me that they went that way with the story.

Jerry1
01-05-2007, 11:06 AM
Hero. Anyone willing to jump down on train tracks to save someone else deserves all the attention he his getting. I don't understand why O and A were making fun of him yesterday. It kind of irritated me that they went that way with the story.

It was heroic what he did. No question.

I do appreciate what O&A were doing though. It was nuts. I know my friends and family would be telling me that it was nuts if I did the same thing.
It is nice to see the media making a big deal and reporting on something positive and nice. That'll last til the next police shooting, Al Sharpton speech or whatever other crap comes along....
The sad part to this story is that this time a year from now we won't even remember this guys name.

novalia
01-05-2007, 11:31 AM
he is a hero but an idiot..
family first, strangers last.

Ol'BloodyBottom
01-05-2007, 12:17 PM
I like the guy. He gives me hope that not all ******* are fuckos.
"whaa"

Triple Skeet
01-05-2007, 12:20 PM
Hero definitely. Still a shwoogie.....but a hero nonetheless.

Flea_Man
01-05-2007, 12:23 PM
Hero.

mikeybot
01-05-2007, 01:17 PM
Grandstanding fucko.

If you have 2 children you shouldn't be jumping in front of a fucking train to save someone. You should be making sure that you're alive to provide for your fucking offspring. Not to mention the fact that these kids are going to be kind of fucked up now that they had to watch their dad jump in front of a train and think he was dead.
Please someone call this ass out on that part.

flyerfan116
01-05-2007, 01:44 PM
definitely an upstanding citizen...i don't like to throw around the word 'hero' i mean its not like he returned a lost cell phone or anything.

martianvirus
01-05-2007, 02:29 PM
"whaa""whaa"

buffcomic
01-05-2007, 02:46 PM
Im thinking both...

Audi Mike
01-05-2007, 03:09 PM
i thnk hes both,i think his dumbness helped him do a heroic act because he didnt realize what the hell he was doing..

he certainly is braver then iam though, as patrice said i would be looking both ways for the hero because it wouldnt be me

martianvirus
01-05-2007, 03:18 PM
Since when do you have to be smart or know proper english to be a hero?

NoFilterPaul
01-05-2007, 03:18 PM
These guys are the jerk-offs.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v0vEQNFJio

And I mean the reporters... not the jerk-offs behind them 8)

novalia
01-05-2007, 03:22 PM
he's fucking up natural selection.. if you have epilepsy and are standing at the edge of a platform then you SHOULD die... but no.. this guy is going to reproduce with his epilepsy and tiny brain.. nice fucking combo...

and the idiot with two kids has no survival instinct...

you know i wondered to myself and thought well yeah if there's a place for us to roll.. like i push him and he falls off the tracks and so do i with the hero roll then MAYBE i'd do it.. MAYBE...

but to jump on a track with nowhere else to go.. fuck that... my survival instinct kicks in and i look away or if i'm with my kids or my wife i shield their eyes to avoid the horrifying nightmares later....

cokelogic
01-05-2007, 03:29 PM
He's dumb as a sack of shite, yes. But the man would have been hit by a train without him. Hero. He's the black Forest Gump.

Idlewild
01-05-2007, 03:47 PM
Hero! I don't care if he doesn't have proper command of the English language.
He served in the military and he helped a fellow citizen. As much as I like O&A they are acting like real assholes criticizing him for his articulation and actions.

OpenKnee&Anthamuny
01-05-2007, 05:12 PM
Subway / Hero . Same thing depending on where you order it. Subway hero is just stupid

Darth Mode
01-05-2007, 05:19 PM
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1157/subwaysupermancrapnv4.jpg

RobeSoup&Tears
01-05-2007, 05:23 PM
It was pretty brave as well as stupid

It's very selfless but stupid

Very ballsy but stupid.

Bottom line, he's not very bright but he did do something above and beyond...let him have his 15 minutes and hope for the best.

LiddyRules
01-05-2007, 05:25 PM
I'm going with Jerk-off, especially after hearing his Sambo-Speak. I'm so happy O+A speak honestly about it.

I'm not saying he didn't do a good thing but I'm not going to go on my knees and kiss his probably dirty feet because of it.

O+A make fun of everything and everyone. They make fun of people dying of AIDS. They make fun of children dying of cancer. They make fun of retards. They make fun of geniuses. Everything is up for grabs in what they do as well as it should be. This guy is prime mocking material.

Yes he did a good thing and yes, he was part of the navy but who gives a shit. They mock plenty of other people who do better things on a daily basis. And this guy should get exempt? Why?

tourettesguy
01-06-2007, 08:44 AM
He's a hero honestly, that took balls.

The real jerk-offs are the organizations/people who are giving this guy money in public.

It's an obvious, blatant marketing opportunity to let the world know that (Donald Trump, Disney World) are caring. (If they really cared, they would give the stuff to him anonymously.)

When the news reports that these companies care, it's like a free, nationwide commercial.

Kinda reminds me of "Extreme Home Makeover".....the companies show the sick person how much they "care" (but only if they get to mention Sears and Disney 80 times an episode).

Also reminds me of companies pushing the product(red) shit down our throats to help AIDS in Africa. "Hey you wanna help, but you also want something in return, so buy this red cell-phone to show people you care." (Meanwhile, the heads of the corporations line their pockets by USING our gullability and inflating prices on shit.)

God bless Disney, Wal-Mart, Bono, Oprah, Donald Trump, and most of all....God bless MARKETING!!!!

There's my hippie rant for the day.

(I hope someone responds by saying "MAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!", that's always funny.)

OnePremier
01-06-2007, 09:30 AM
Hero. Anyone willing to jump down on train tracks to save someone else deserves all the attention he his getting. I don't understand why O and A were making fun of him yesterday. It kind of irritated me that they went that way with the story.

Because they're trying to take the "different" perspective, and they're REALLY reaching on this one. Everyone recognizes what this man did was very selfless and noble, so they say he's an idiot. Go figure.

By their logic, any port authority police officers and firefighters that had wives and children that helped evacuate the world trade center must've been idiots too. Lets see if we can get some news footage of them and pick apart their diction.

LiddyRules
01-06-2007, 10:48 AM
But he is an idiot!!! He happens to be an idiot who did something heroic. But that doesn't make him not an idiot.

If you met him before this took place, you're telling me you wouldn't walk away from that conversation thinking he was retarded? Of course you would. Just because he did something good, which no one is denying, doesn't suddenly make all his other flaws go away.

ImAlrightSpider
01-06-2007, 10:55 AM
He's a hero. I don't know if I would have done something like that in front of my kids, though.

Ol'BloodyBottom
01-06-2007, 11:00 AM
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1157/subwaysupermancrapnv4.jpg
Looks like an old Charlie Murphy.

boardsofcanada
01-06-2007, 11:12 AM
wow, still right down the middle

OlGravyLeg
01-06-2007, 11:42 AM
Because they're trying to take the "different" perspective, and they're REALLY reaching on this one. Everyone recognizes what this man did was very selfless and noble, so they say he's an idiot. Go figure.

By their logic, any port authority police officers and firefighters that had wives and children that helped evacuate the world trade center must've been idiots too. Lets see if we can get some news footage of them and pick apart their diction.

Gotta agree with this. They sound pretty stupid trying to attack a guy for doing something so noble. It's really not as if Ant nor Op are particularly eloquent or grammatically secure to where they can start mocking others for being poor speakers, regardless of how bad he might be.

I dunno why they feel the need to always be "different" but this time it just makes them seem ridiculously bitter for no reason whatsoever. Or maybe just like a couple of dummies.

ol' Cabey leg
01-06-2007, 12:31 PM
I agree, they didn't come off as really being honest. It seems to be part of the show these days, they find the negative in everything instead of the positive. It stinks and I don't like it.

Rackrunner
01-06-2007, 01:29 PM
I think he's a heroic jerk off....but still a hero first. Doubt I would have done that for someone else. I would like to think I would, but until you're in that situation you never really know. Just because he's borderline retarded doesn't mean he wasn't a hero.

EDIT: think about this: the roles are reversed, think any white guy is jumping down there after him? Complete selfless, colorblind fuckin hero in my book.

Hudson
01-06-2007, 01:32 PM
He's the Black Boo Radley...easy as that

mascan42
01-06-2007, 01:44 PM
Both. The combination of courage and stupidity here is just mind-boggling.

notalentassclwn
01-06-2007, 01:50 PM
I'll give the guy credit and call him a "Hero". I've been a firefighter for almost 5 years now. During this time I have run into burning buildings to get people, but you will never see me jump in front of a train.

UnOriginal
01-06-2007, 03:54 PM
I went with hero.

Wilmington WOW
01-06-2007, 04:00 PM
how could you call this guy a jerk-off?
risked his life to save someone, served in the military
hero

yes he butchers the English language.
my guess is if he wasnt a fan of playing golf, this would not even be an issue
there should be more confederate flags on some of these sig pics

Gonzoid
01-06-2007, 11:33 PM
I agree, they didn't come off as really being honest. It seems to be part of the show these days, they find the negative in everything instead of the positive. It stinks and I don't like it.

The guy is a hero. He butchers the english language, but does not mean I respect what he did any less.

You raise a good point that no matter what the angle or story is, OnA tend to find the negative in everything. I think this is Jim's influence on the show...they are a lot more negative these days no matter how much success they have. OnA always had a dark humor to their show, but now it seems that there is a real meanspirit to it.

The one thing I agree with them on is that there is probably a bunch of reporters going throught his guy's history looking for any dirt they can use on him. The media are true scumbags in that regard.

MyKneeGrows
01-07-2007, 12:32 AM
Double Edge sword for me. His ACTIONS are heroic, He's an ignorant kneegrow.

dodisman
01-07-2007, 02:53 AM
guy is a goddman hero...The FUCKING MEDIA made this guy unlikeable...but to me the guy's a fucking hero...black, white...whatever...props to him

opies taint
01-07-2007, 03:50 AM
:action-sm He Left His Kids Alone As A Train Was Coming

martianvirus
01-07-2007, 03:57 AM
:action-sm He Left His Kids Alone As A Train Was ComingSo he should have just let his kids watch a guy get creamed?"whaa"

Plunkies
01-07-2007, 04:26 AM
How is this imbecile a hero? Not like he returned a cell phone or something. The two mexicans who caught a baby were heroes, this guy was a fuckin retard that got lucky. Had it not been for the luck of the track design he'd have been nothing but a short story about 2 blood stains and 2 orphans. And all these charitable people wouldn't have donated shit to a couple black orphans.

Michael Ryder
01-07-2007, 11:08 AM
He's no Ron Bennington.

WOWmagnet
01-07-2007, 12:32 PM
Too bad his back skin wasn't removed by a 1000-degree train undercarriage.

fkent484
01-07-2007, 05:28 PM
What he did, especially with his 2 kids watching was fucking stupid. He got lucky and saved a life instead of becoming a red smear on the tracks.

He almost left 2 kids without a father. Oh wait, that is normal for his kind....

WOWmagnet
01-07-2007, 06:34 PM
What he did, especially with his 2 kids watching was fucking stupid. He got lucky and saved a life instead of becoming a red smear on the tracks.

He almost left 2 kids without a father. Oh wait, that is normal for his kind....


Ding DIng Ding!!!!!!

dansnuggles
01-07-2007, 06:40 PM
sure, he's a heroic dumbass, but remember, the real super man would have...

1. Melted the train tracks, effectively killing everyone on the train, but saving the epileptic man.

2. stood in front of the train and stopped it with his bare hands, once again killing everyone on the train, but saving seizure boy.

3. watched helplessly as clark kent and just say "just once i actually just want to let someone die"

4. did what super dumbass did and held the guy beneath the train, but standing up at the wrong time and sending the train flying up into the streets above him.

5. As clark kent would have thought "he's a shwoogie" and just let him die

dansnuggles
01-07-2007, 07:02 PM
[QUOTE=dansnuggles]sure, he's a heroic dumbass, but remember, the real super man would have...

1. Melted the train tracks, effectively killing everyone on the train, but saving the epileptic man.

2. stood in front of the train and stopped it with his bare hands, once again killing everyone on the train, but saving seizure boy.

3. watched helplessly as clark kent and just say "just once i actually just want to let someone die"

4. did what super dumbass did and held the guy beneath the train, but standing up at the wrong time and sending the train flying up into the streets above him.

5. As clark kent would have thought "let the shwoogie do it" and just left him to die

Jerry1
01-07-2007, 08:43 PM
You wanna talk about a hero? Where's their big checks? Where's their passes to Disneyworld? Where's their media attention? Just a side story everyone forgets in a day or so.
And to these guys this is normal and just a day's work.....

Firefighters Rescue Elderly Man From Burning Building

January 07, 2007

A 96-year-old man is recovering Sunday after he was rescued from a burning building in Brooklyn last night.

Firefighters responded to a fire at a three story house in Bergen Beach around 6 p.m. Saturday. When they arrived, a woman alerted firefighters from Engine 323 that Alexander Yunis was trapped in his third floor apartment.

While firefighters worked to extinguish the fire, Lieutenant Anthony Rich navigated the thick smoke and found Yunis slumped over in a chair.

"I took my face piece off, and I put in on him so he could breathe," said Rich. "I kind of sandwiched him in between the chair and me. I grabbed low down onto the chair and started dragging the chair with him in it out of the building. Then these guys came and they just – I wouldn't have been able to do it myself."

Yunis was taken to Kings County Hospital with burns and smoke inhalation. Two firefighters suffered minor injuries during the rescue.

jeffie, lol
01-07-2007, 09:07 PM
Sure he's a hero but a total jerk-off for doing that in front of his kids.

MondoTopless
01-07-2007, 10:08 PM
either way he's still a n!gg@r

martianvirus
01-07-2007, 10:11 PM
either way he's still a n!gg@r

I can’t disagree. And it was a ****** that he saved wasn’t it? That’s two strikes against him.


I still say hero though.

Hog's Big Ben
01-07-2007, 10:37 PM
What he did, especially with his 2 kids watching was fucking stupid.


He was on Letterman and said he asked the two women who had been helping him with the guy (before he fell onto the tracks) to whisk his daughters away so they wouldn't see anything horrific.

He's a fucking hero.

martianvirus
01-07-2007, 10:41 PM
I can only hope that someone like that is near if I’m in a death situation like that. Even if he’s black.

smurray06
01-07-2007, 11:04 PM
hero, yea he left his kids but he didn't know the train was coming and his kids would have known his dad died trying to save someone else.

WOWmagnet
01-08-2007, 05:28 AM
:rolleyes: Dansnuggles you stole my avatar.. It's mine I tell you.

dansnuggles
01-08-2007, 10:20 AM
:rolleyes: Dansnuggles you stole my avatar.. It's mine I tell you.

Can't we both be a member of the same intergalactic race?

Hardtimes
01-08-2007, 11:32 AM
It was heroic what he did. No question.

I do appreciate what O&A were doing though. It was nuts. I know my friends and family would be telling me that it was nuts if I did the same thing.
It is nice to see the media making a big deal and reporting on something positive and nice. That'll last til the next police shooting, Al Sharpton speech or whatever other crap comes along....
The sad part to this story is that this time a year from now we won't even remember this guys name.

I could see something positive involving a police shooting OF Al Sharpton.......

OnePremier
01-09-2007, 12:42 AM
He was on Letterman and said he asked the two women who had been helping him with the guy (before he fell onto the tracks) to whisk his daughters away so they wouldn't see anything horrific.

He's a fucking hero.

Of course he's a hero, and people who are trying to deny it are sounding just as dumb and/or biased as O&A were. Go to the USA today website and look at the comments for the article... not one negative statement about what this man did. Likewise almost every other news site with comments / forums about it. Leads me to believe alot of people here are formulating their opinions only AFTER they hear what the boys have to say about it. That's fucking pathetic.

Plunkies
01-09-2007, 01:29 AM
Of course he's a hero, and people who are trying to deny it are sounding just as dumb and/or biased as O&A were. Go to the USA today website and look at the comments for the article... not one negative statement about what this man did. Likewise almost every other news site with comments / forums about it. Leads me to believe alot of people here are formulating their opinions only AFTER they hear what the boys have to say about it. That's fucking pathetic.

What's pathetic is not being able to realize that most of the people that listen to O&A are cynical assholes. Did you know mostly women watch The View? And mostly douche bags watch House. Fags watch the logo channel. Imbeciles listen to Stern. And guess what, people who post on a sappy USA Today article comment page are usually saps. I really shouldn't have to spell out the fuckin obviousness of the whole situation.

The fact is, he did something nice, but he's no hero. Most heroes don't appear on Letterman. Most heroes don't get cash from Trump. Heroes are fighting our fires, catching our killers and dying in battle. The real heroes are living their lives in obscurity and liking it that way, and when you call them a hero they sigh at you and point to their fallen comrades. I can't personally wave around the "hero" tag and group an illiterate imbecile who practically fell onto a traintrack with a veteran of ww2. I just can't.

But whatever, people are having fun with him and if it helps their boring lives to call this guy a hero then so be it. He was a nobody 2 weeks ago, he'll be a nobody 2 weeks from now, no harm done.

OnePremier
01-09-2007, 05:18 AM
What's pathetic is not being able to realize that most of the people that listen to O&A are cynical assholes. Did you know mostly women watch The View? And mostly douche bags watch House. Fags watch the logo channel. Imbeciles listen to Stern. And guess what, people who post on a sappy USA Today article comment page are usually saps. I really shouldn't have to spell out the fuckin obviousness of the whole situation.

The reason I said "USA Today" along with "most other news sites" is because they represent a very diverse sampling of the entire population. This is precisely why I didn't say "some fat woman's blog"... because it would represent a biased sample of the population. And by the way... just by saying "imbeciles listen to Stern..." you're proving my point right there. Stern and O&A are two of many from the same ilk. Explain how choosing to listen to one over the other makes one an imbecile.

And likewise, the article wasn't sappy... it was a fucking new article. The fact you're passing judgement on it without reading it or probably even knowing what the hell I was talking about demonstrates a clear bias. Explain how the following is "sappy":



'Subway superman' saves stranger who fell on tracks
This tale of heroism is emerging from the bowels of New York City:

A 50-year-old construction worker (and Vietnam vet) saved a man who had fallen onto subway tracks by sheltering him in a trough between the rails as a train passed over them about 1 p.m. ET. Wesley Autrey rescued Cameron Hollopeter, a film student, who apparently suffered a seizure and fell from the platform, according to Newsday, which called Autrey a "subway superman."

"I saw the two white lights and said 'Whoa, you ain't got no time.' I just grabbed him," Autrey told reporters. "I just dove on top of him and held him down because I knew there would be enough clearance for us."

Transit officials estimate the pair had two inches to spare.

Neither man was hit by the train. Emergency workers took Hollopeter to the hospital.

Local broadcast stations WABC, WINS and WCBS have their own reports.



The fact is, he did something nice, but he's no hero. Most heroes don't appear on Letterman. Most heroes don't get cash from Trump. Heroes are fighting our fires, catching our killers and dying in battle. The real heroes are living their lives in obscurity and liking it that way, and when you call them a hero they sigh at you and point to their fallen comrades. I can't personally wave around the "hero" tag and group an illiterate imbecile who practically fell onto a traintrack with a veteran of ww2. I just can't.

But whatever, people are having fun with him and if it helps their boring lives to call this guy a hero then so be it. He was a nobody 2 weeks ago, he'll be a nobody 2 weeks from now, no harm done.

What does appearing on Letterman or getting money from Trump make what he did any less noble or selfless? I guarantee you that when that train was running over him and that student... he wasn't thinking "this'll get me on Letterman for sure". If anything all this media attention reflects alot more on the media itself than on this man.

Likewise explain how what he did was any different than any soldier, fireman, etc. I'll tell you right now how he was different... he had no obligation to do what he did. It wasn't part of his job, like a fireman or soldiers is. He endangered his life to help another person. How is that not heroic? If he returned a lost Ipod, then that's something nice. Do you know how ridiculous you sound saying that saving a man's life and risking your own is just doing something nice? A statement like that goes WAY beyond cynicism.

Likewise many veterans of American wars were illiterate and uneducated. Does that mean if one of these men rushes a machine gun nest to protect his squad, he's not a hero?

Plunkies
01-09-2007, 06:55 AM
The reason I said "USA Today" along with "most other news sites" is because they represent a very diverse sampling of the entire population.

Who gives a shit how diverse the sampling is? We've already established that the unpopular opinion is the "he's a jerk-off" side, it's unnecessary to point to the USA today posters as proving how right you are. I don't care who they are, it's completely irrelevant. People who bother to post in sappy articles are saps, doesn't matter what color or gender they are.

This is precisely why I didn't say "some fat woman's blog"... because it would represent a biased sample of the population. And by the way... just by saying "imbeciles listen to Stern..." you're proving my point right there. Stern and O&A are two of many from the same ilk. Explain how choosing to listen to one over the other makes one an imbecile.

So "from the same ilk" is supposed to mean they're on equal footing too? Just because they're both radio shows or shock jock shows or they're human beings doesn't change the fucking content of the shows. Stern spews boring unoriginal dreck ocasionally interupted by Robin's agreement with his dreck, and then they watch a porn star ride a sybian. That's pretty much every show right there, that's why people who listen to him are imbeciles. A person's choices in life usually effect other people's opinion on whether or not they're idiots. People who like Bush right now are usually considered stupid. Why? Because it's a stupid opinion, a stupid choice. It's not difficult to understand.

And I'm not sure if you actually know what "bias" means but it's not someone that differs in opinion from you....

And likewise, the article wasn't sappy... it was a fucking new article. The fact you're passing judgement on it without reading it or probably even knowing what the hell I was talking about demonstrates a clear bias. Explain how the following is "sappy":

The whole thing is a sappy human intrest story. You can maybe justify the first article but the constant barrage of rehashes is sappy bullshit.

It's not a big story. It doesn't involve many people. The "news" portion of it ran its course the day it happened.

What does appearing on Letterman or getting money from Trump make what he did any less noble or selfless? I guarantee you that when that train was running over him and that student... he wasn't thinking "this'll get me on Letterman for sure". If anything all this media attention reflects alot more on the media itself than on this man.

He didn't even see the train coming when he jumped down. He wasn't doing anything particularly noble or selfless, he was just helping a guy out of a hole. Once the train came he realized he couldn't get his dumb ass out of the hole, so he grabbed the guy and cowered in a nitch and happened to survive.

Likewise explain how what he did was any different than any soldier, fireman, etc. I'll tell you right now how he was different... he had no obligation to do what he did. It wasn't part of his job, like a fireman or soldiers is. He endangered his life to help another person. How is that not heroic?

He didn't really endanger his life, or at least know he was endangering his life, until it was too late. A soldier doesn't just happen to rescue his buddy, a firefighter doesn't accidently save a baby.

If you just happen to be throwing away your trampoline just as someone gets pushed off your roof it doesn't make you a hero.

If he returned a lost Ipod, then that's something nice.

Now THAT'S a fucking hero. He could have just kept that ipod. That shit was practically his. He'd have had himself a free ipod. But then he returns it? Holy shit. That's a hell of a guy right there. And tracking that person down? Damn. I'd have sold that shit on ebay.

Likewise many veterans of American wars were illiterate and uneducated. Does that mean if one of these men rushes a machine gun nest to protect his squad, he's not a hero?

Well call me when he rushes a nazi mg42. Oh and accidently leaving the parking brake off his jeep so that it rolls over the mg crew doesn't count. I bet after he did that he'd be like "not many peoples woulda did what I did!" Yeah ok mr. modest, go fix the god damn jeep.

OnePremier
01-09-2007, 08:38 AM
wow, what a waste of time.

Plunkies
01-09-2007, 08:55 AM
wow, what a waste of time.

Haha, I win.

Larz
01-09-2007, 09:09 AM
Now THAT'S a fucking hero. He could have just kept that ipod. That shit was practically his. He'd have had himself a free ipod. But then he returns it? Holy shit. That's a hell of a guy right there. And tracking that person down? Damn. I'd have sold that shit on ebay.



I understand the whole "enough already" attitude about the story but O&A are the ones that constantly call out the media about negativity in news, mocking the scare tactics of news teasers etc.

So this guy isn't articulate... so fucking what? He commits a selfless act and he's an asshole to his kids, he's an idiot? I get that things are said and done for purposes of the show but this is a steaming load of horseshit. Its too fucking forced.

We get a cool story to start off the new year, how bout we let the guy have his 15 minutes instead of pissing down his throat just to be contrarians.

The phony cynicism about this guy (whether from the show or on the board) is getting lame. Everyone is just trying to up the cynical ante.

Larz
01-09-2007, 09:21 AM
Now THAT'S a fucking hero. He could have just kept that ipod. That shit was practically his. He'd have had himself a free ipod. But then he returns it? Holy shit. That's a hell of a guy right there. And tracking that person down? Damn. I'd have sold that shit on ebay.



I understand the whole "enough already" attitude about the story but O&A are the ones that constantly call out the media about negativity in news, mocking the scare tactics of news teasers etc.

So this guy isn't articulate... so fucking what? He commits a selfless act and he's an asshole to his kids, he's an idiot? I get that things are said and done for purposes of the show but this is a steaming load of horseshit. Its too fucking forced.

We get a cool story to start off the new year, how bout we let the guy have his 15 minutes instead of pissing down his throat just to be contrarians.

The phony cynicism about this guy (whether from the show or on the board) is getting lame. Everyone is just trying to up the cynical ante.

novalia
01-09-2007, 11:55 AM
anything more than three sentences is completely disregarded you self important douchebags.

martianvirus
01-09-2007, 03:51 PM
"whaa"

alabamatrucker
01-09-2007, 03:57 PM
Im gonna fall right into a southern stereotype. Buy that coon some fried chicken and watermelon. After hes done eating let him smoke some crack rock and have sex with a white girl that has low self esteem.

novalia
01-09-2007, 04:29 PM
Im gonna fall right into a southern stereotype. Buy that coon some fried chicken and watermelon. After hes done eating let him smoke some crack rock and have sex with a fat white girl that has low self esteem.

i fixed it for you.

alabamatrucker
01-09-2007, 05:03 PM
Thanks Novalia

tstlkevanilla
01-09-2007, 09:36 PM
hero.. to me o&a took the stand they did to try to be "different" and "edgy"..

Mud Duck
01-09-2007, 11:13 PM
He's a ni...

DREW
01-10-2007, 08:01 PM
a golfer

martianvirus
01-10-2007, 09:51 PM
They don’t have to be different and edgy all the time. It’s one thing to make fun of a cancer patient. But to make fun of a guy for saving another guys life is just wrong.








"whaa"

HappyBDayJimmy
01-10-2007, 11:41 PM
That guy has a lot of balls, I'll give him that. First of all, how many people know there is a space big enough underneath a subway train to survive? I sure as hell didn't. Even if I did, I don't think there's enough money in the world to make me risk lying down in the middle of the tracks waiting for a train to come by..

Now that I think about it.. I bet a lot of stupid teens are going to try this now, knowing that it's survivable. Wait for the videos on youtube ~_~