RMPGP
01-06-2007, 03:38 PM
As much as I *LOVE* & *ADORE* Fezzie, I recently began wondering if he has a soul.
The pet discussion on Friday's FREEFM, where he openly admitted his childhood dog died and didn't care when it happened, really made me wonder this.
So here are the facts: He doesn't date, lives a lonely sad life and loves doing it, spends his days sweeping & cleaning and LOVING IT like a Stepford Wife. He loves being a shut-in and a hermit. When Earl is dying on nearly every show, you can hear him giddy with joy. In fact, the first time Fabreeze the Fainting Goat fainted, he watched on with schadenfreude glee. He also lives on retard island where he captures and ritualistic tortures retards in his spare time. OK I'm making that one up.
I can only conclude that Fezzie sold his soul to the Devil long ago for fame & riches, and he is now a soulless.
The pet discussion on Friday's FREEFM, where he openly admitted his childhood dog died and didn't care when it happened, really made me wonder this.
So here are the facts: He doesn't date, lives a lonely sad life and loves doing it, spends his days sweeping & cleaning and LOVING IT like a Stepford Wife. He loves being a shut-in and a hermit. When Earl is dying on nearly every show, you can hear him giddy with joy. In fact, the first time Fabreeze the Fainting Goat fainted, he watched on with schadenfreude glee. He also lives on retard island where he captures and ritualistic tortures retards in his spare time. OK I'm making that one up.
I can only conclude that Fezzie sold his soul to the Devil long ago for fame & riches, and he is now a soulless.