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HumpX
01-07-2007, 11:44 PM
I stumbled on a cool web page from the University of Chicago's library. Its a Biology professors literal take on the kind of physical characteristics a movie monster or character would need if it were to appear in real life. A better example of my shitty explanation is in this quote where he does some calculations for the Incredible shrinking man:

When the Incredible Shrinking Man stops shrinking, he is about an inch tall, down by a factor of about 70 in linear dimensions. Thus, the surface area of his body, through which he loses heat, has decreased by a factor of 70 x 70 or about 5,000 times, but the mass of his body, which generates the heat, has decreased by 70 x 70 x 70 or 350,000 times. He's clearly going to have a hard time maintaining his body temperature (even though his clothes are now conveniently shrinking with him) unless his metabolic rate increases drastically.

Luckily, his lung area has only decreased by 5,000-fold, so he can get the relatively larger supply of oxygen he needs, but he's going to have to supply his body with much more fuel; like a shrew, he'll probably have to eat his own weight daily just to stay alive. He'll also have to give up sleeping and eat 24 hours a day or risk starving before he wakes up in the morning (unless he can learn the trick used by hummingbirds of lowering their body temperatures while they sleep).

The whole article is here (http://fathom.lib.uchicago.edu/2/21701757/).

http://fathom.lib.uchicago.edu/2/21701757/21701757_shrinkingman.jpg

mikeybot
01-08-2007, 12:29 AM
Amusing, interesting and some people have too much time

Jambi
01-08-2007, 01:24 AM
When the Incredible Shrinking Man stops shrinking, ...

wouldn't it all be proportional?

GonzoRadio
01-08-2007, 01:30 AM
Very interesting, and I actually learned some physics too.

HumpX
01-08-2007, 09:47 AM
The one thing he touched on and it was something that bothered me when I was a kid was the Fantastic Voyage (team gets injected into a doctor to destroy a tumor) movie physics. Assuming they will be returned to their actual size they would need to retain their mass which would involve simply compacting their molecules closer together. According to that article a submarine whose mass is shrunken to the cellular level would not only go through the patient, but through the table, the floor and through the earths mantle. The only other option is to skim off a proportional amount of mass and store it and then re-integrate it to grow them back again. The computing power neccessary to store that kind of info is impossible now and far into the future according to articles I've read about transporting matter via energy "beams" etc.

real geek shit for sure :icon_mrgr

BONUS:

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html)

a classic piece in the same vein as the original article except it deals strictly with the "what if?" physics of superman having a relationship with Lois Lane (ie, the velocity of his cumshot would be enough to kill her). More phun with physics :action-sm