Who Would Win In A Fight: ESD or Earl?

[RMPGP]

The Ginger Versus the Blackie

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/East_side_dave_cropped_wiki.JPG

versus

http://www.radiosanthony.com/images/aRundown/Guests/Black%20Earl.jpg

Who would win??

[TheJerseyDevil]

Esd

[sknight]

always bet on black

[d0uche_n0zzle]

always bet on black

I concur.

You can take the savage out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the savage.

[sknight]

But never underestimate the psycho factor in Dave's head. I'm sure the negroes that fucked with Bernie Goetz underestimated him.

[Arch Stanton]

Dave, would go at him with a headbutt like an Irishman.

[DoughBoy]

I think Earl would whoop his little white ass. He's entirely too mad at 'the man' to let this keep him down.

[Kyle]

Earl would fuck Dave up...never underestimate black rage.

[Standby]

Earl would fuck Dave up...never underestimate black rage.
You ever see a microphone come apart like that?

[sknight]

http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/9c080820.jpg vs. http://www.newsday.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2003-08/9128841.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You ever see a microphone come apart like that?
You ever see a closet door come apart like that?
You ever see a cell phone come apart like that?
You ever see a Samsonite come apart like that?

[MilkmanDan]

Dave would take out Febreeze, then have a red-faced Aneurism.

[funnybonez]

Dave's been working out... He's been taking a lot of COWBELLS to the CRANIUM!
Dave in 3.

[Flounder61]

They would start crying and suck each others dicks.

[TonyBagels]

Dave would grab the balls and twist, headbutt, claw, etc. Plus he's not smart enough to know that he was hurt, so he'd keep going.

[KantSpelGi]

Earl would pull out a boxknife like the black girls use.

[buffcomic]

Dave...unless Earl pulls out a weapon...which they all do....

[buffcomic]

Plus Dave's kinda crazy...I mean really crazy...

[DREW]

Plus Dave's kinda crazy...I mean really crazy...


Well , no shit.... also let's not forget that Earl is not really that black

[mybagdrags]

there is a line between crazy and retarded. i think we all know which side he falls on.

[Hudson]

You ever see a closet door come apart like that?
You ever see a cell phone come apart like that?
You ever see a Samsonite come apart like that?
You ever see pictures go up like that?

Gotta go with the Silverback over the Lemure

[Fruit Monkey]

Earl may sound like a pussy but, he is a rather large man. My vote is for anyone without a lisp!

[tripwire519]

Aight.. Fess up ... Who are the retards that voted for Dave... Jesus Christ, Earl would not only kick his ass but he could do it holding a glass of water and not spill a drop.

[martianvirus]

I was going to vote Earl because he should have that gorilla strength. But I went with Dave because of the white power.


But I think I want my vote back because that dog/jelly fucker isn’t worth shit.

[CallmeQtie]

Theres a reason white people are so scared of black people

[westben2002]

well, earl can fight whenever because if anyone has checked the old WNEW videos, Earl just loses it and he broke that thousand dollar microphone. Dave, needs to be drunk in order to fight....so I give the victory to earl.

[martianvirus]

Theres a reason white people are so scared of black peopleI'm not.

[mikeybot]

Dave is from the 'burbs and Earl is repressing anger since before 'NEW.
Earl would fuck him up

[krinkle krinkle]

two words- retard strength

[Earth2murf]

Dave is Irish and the Irish love to Bleed

[Sprite]

Earl has always blown up in a rage with his short fuse and bad temper, usually over nothing. Every time he's flipped out on someone over the years he never did anything to them, only went around breaking objects. He's all bark and no bite. I don't know if Dave can fight well, but I wouldn't be surprised if he whooped Earl's ass.

[martianvirus]

Earl is too lazy to fight.

[jimmyjimjimz]

Dave is Irish and the Irish love to Bleed

The Irish love to bleed, and they also love to fight, so I'll vote for Dave.

[ern]

I think that in a blind drunken irish rage, dave would say something stupid. Earl would feel compelled by years of white oppression, which would fire the flames of black rage, to say something back. One of them, feeling compelled to act like a man, would push the other, then the other would push that one back. They would begin struggling for position, wrestling with one another, until they both hit the floor in a lustful embrace tounging each other wildly.

These two love each other.

[Awful Me]

The Listeners.

[Jambi]

God forbid, but what if ESD fought the Rider? I'm thinking pay-per-view....

[NuttyJim]

ESD is an embarassment to the Irish culture and the human race....I would love to see that dumb fuck get tuned up by Black Earl...Please Ron & Fez....Big Ass Night of Fights 3 Black Earl Douglas Vs. Jerry's Kid...

[LZMF1]

they're both apussahs...it would end in a draw