Ron & Fez related pet namessss...

[Standby]

I know this is probably going to be asking for smartass answers, but seriously, suggestions are welcome.

Okay so I'm getting a cat in a month. And since cats are a weakness to me, I'll probably end up coming home with two, especially if they're from the same litter and one's male and one's female.

So I've already decided the name for the male cat (Ollie, not gonna go into why that name, but it's not R&F-related).

The issue is if I get a female cat, I have no fucking clue what name to go with. I've been thinking and coming up with nothing for a while, and thought that maybe you animals could help out. I might like something Ron & Fez related. And yes, I've already thought of Fuzz Whatley, but figured that's not so great and there are better ideas out there...

So let's hear it. And remember, I can abuse my mod powers to get rid of any unnecessary name ideas...

[RMPGP]

Winnie Cooper?
Frenchy?
Silera?

[HummerTuesdays]

Well, if it's going to be that easy...Marie. :)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

the only fitting name for a girl cat....



Cunt

[Standby]

the only fitting name for a girl cat....



Cunt

Sigh...

What did I say, smartass?

Now that we got one of them out of the way, next one of you to suggest I name my cat "cunt" is getting banned. :action-sm

Thanks for helping the bit, JD.

[striker]

Target?, Future Tennis Racket?, Smelly?, Stinky?, Stinky Fuzz?, Claire?, Pitzy (you know this sounds like a chicks nickname), Fezzie

[Death Metal Moe]

Give it a few days around your house. If it turns out to be a crazy female cat, name it Gail O.

You could always just name it Iris. That's a classic name.

If you want to go way back, name it Hanna Han, the producer who produces results.

How about The Tenacious C, and the C will just stand for "cat" in this case?

If you're a Staples fan, name it "Lobster Claws" for shits and giggles.

Some women I remember from back then were Nurse Mira and Sweet Melissa. Their 1st names would make fine cat names.

Hope that helps.

[JAFO in Maine]

Fuzzy?
Ronette?

[Exanimate]

Hell, I would just call her Fezzie.

[newfie_lover]

Baby-love or Shit D'bed?

I love cats.

[Absolutely]

My cat is actually named Ani, after Ani Difranco ( Insert gay joke at my expense) but she's great.
That's somewhat show related "White people are so scared of black people"

[Arch Stanton]

If you get two, Ron and Fez
If you get one, I would go with Arch Stanton.

[tommytwobucks]

iris

[FAZ8218]

Gravy
Johnny
Earl (if it's a black cat)
Sheepy
Winnie
Friendie (yeah I said it)
Turtle haha.

[Angelfuck]

hahaha, gravy's a great name for a boy cat
I would just name her Fez

[CM Mark]

ba ba baba bababababa babababa babababababababa


or cunt:action-sm

[ChoppedLiver]

T-Bird and Toddy Boy.

[AngryDragon]

What about Febreeze

[Angelfuck]

ba ba baba bababababa babababa babababababababa


or cunt:action-sm
hack :P

What about Febreeze

haha, sounds like a good name for a poddle
you could call her breezy, thats kinda cute

[FAZ8218]

hahaha, gravy's a great name for a boy cat
I would just name her Fez
I think gravy can go either way...

[iridium130]

Fuzz Whatley?

[Yobbo]

I named a pet after a Phil Hendrie character - Vernon Dozzer

[Hudson]

Natural:
Tenacious C

[Standby]

Hahahhaaha you folks rule. Keep 'em coming. The idea of naming my cat Tenacious C(at) and some of these others is pretty funny.

I'd name it Fezzie, but I don't want to be a hack with cats named Ron & Fez. And I'd feel like if I had a girl cat named Fezzie, I'd have to have a Ronnie somewhere...

To be honest, so far I really like Ani or Iris... leaning towards Iris (thanks DMM, and others who suggested after that). But great ideas so far everyone!

[Opie'sOatmeal]

EastSide and WestSide

[Hudson]

Hack and Bit? (for esd)
Febreeze and Hacky?
Cigar and Stent?
Patti

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Give it a few days around your house. If it turns out to be a crazy female cat, name it Gail O.

You could always just name it Iris. That's a classic name.
hahaha...those are pretty money names:clap: :clap:

However, what about DoomVulture from yesterday afternoon?:icon_roll

[TimHorton]

Hahahhaaha you folks rule. Keep 'em coming. The idea of naming my cat Tenacious C(at) and some of these others is pretty funny.

I'd name it Fezzie, but I don't want to be a hack with cats named Ron & Fez. And I'd feel like if I had a girl cat named Fezzie, I'd have to have a Ronnie somewhere...

To be honest, so far I really like Ani or Iris... leaning towards Iris (thanks DMM, and others who suggested after that). But great ideas so far everyone!

Veronica or Ronnie............................................ ..................or not

[HeroOfTheDay]

Kitty Claws
Orange Meow of Failure
Wondercat (yeah, it sucks)
Meowy Bottoms

[buffcomic]

faggot

[Death Metal Moe]

faggot

I don't know why but the simple ones really get me sometimes.:icon_mrgr

[Death Metal Moe]

Orange Meow of Failure


I think it's wordy, but I love the Staples call back.

[HummerTuesdays]

Fatty Pneumonia

[Standby]

I think it's wordy, but I love the Staples call back.

Me too, that one was hysterical...

faggot

Wow thanks for trying so hard... :icon_roll

[voxy rotten]

Feztonio

[HeroOfTheDay]

Purrynoid
Bronx Kitty
Baby Love (or kitty love if you want a cat motif)
Catty Moment
Fuzzatorial
Homeless Fuzz
Mitsy (in case its one of those black cats with white "mitten" paws)
Sooooooooooot *in case it's a black cat*
The Whatley Pussy
Catty Pneumonia
Hayseed
Big C
Meowster Po
Ham-n-egger
Radio Cat
Face (just imagine the inside joke you'll get when you call out its name)

and a few peripheral ideas:

engrave "I got my own litterbox" on their litterbox.
Any time they do catnip just remind them that it doesn't make them a bad cat
Ask them if they're fucking starving if they see a tuna on TV

[TonyBagels]

the only fitting name for a girl cat....



Cunt
or the less crude, Pussy:action-sm

[TonyBagels]

Give it a few days around your house. If it turns out to be a crazy female cat, name it Gail O.

You could always just name it Iris. That's a classic name.

If you want to go way back, name it Hanna Han, the producer who produces results.

How about The Tenacious C, and the C will just stand for "cat" in this case?

If you're a Staples fan, name it "Lobster Claws" for shits and giggles.

Some women I remember from back then were Nurse Mira and Sweet Melissa. Their 1st names would make fine cat names.

Hope that helps.
Death Metal Moe, the Walking Ron & Fez encyclopedia.

Oh, I got it Standby, you can name it Moe:icon_eek:

[TonyBagels]

Wait, I got the perfect name for a female cat...


Bryan

[Standby]

Wait, I got the perfect name for a female cat...


Bryan

Hey! Rude and rude!

And DMM rules.

Purrynoid
Bronx Kitty
Baby Love (or kitty love if you want a cat motif)
Catty Moment
Fuzzatorial
Homeless Fuzz
Mitsy (in case its one of those black cats with white "mitten" paws)
Sooooooooooot *in case it's a black cat*
The Whatley Pussy
Catty Pneumonia
Hayseed
Big C
Meowster Po
Ham-n-egger
Radio Cat
Face (just imagine the inside joke you'll get when you call out its name)

and a few peripheral ideas:

engrave "I got my own litterbox" on their litterbox.
Any time they do catnip just remind them that it doesn't make them a bad cat
Ask them if they're fucking starving if they see a tuna on TV

This might be my favorite post yet.

Probably gonna go with Iris, but keep 'em coming people!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/07/love-this-thread.jpg

[FAZ8218]

I've read that post a bunch of times... I still crack up at Meowster Po and the catnip comment. :icon_lol: