Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last!

[Kyle]

I'm glad to see the show finally beat the cancer that had been afflicting it the last year.

Bye Dave...hope your asshole feels well enough tomorrow to start putting in applications. :action-sm

[patbattlefield]

Ron Bennington: American Hero

[LiddyRules]

I still don't trust it, I'm still nervous. I don't want to be disappointed so I'll reserve my joy until the end of next week.

If 'tis true; please God; make this the return of APP.

[GorilaBoyNorton]

whispers: get a ......life?

[Mike The Swede]

Ron gave 5 extra votes to the guys who wanted Dave of the show, and then pretended that the voting was fair. I really hope this is a bit, because I can’t listen to a dishonest, shitty show like that.

[sagsag]

I really hope this is a bit, because I can’t listen to a dishonest, shitty show like that.
Congrats on being a rube.

[patbattlefield]

Ron gave 5 extra votes to the guys who wanted Dave of the show, and then pretended that the voting was fair. I really hope this is a bit, because I can’t listen to a dishonest, shitty show like that.

i think the bit was getting people to think they could actually save him. i could be wrong. tune in next week for the next exciting episode of ron and fez.

[Hoagie]

I'm still not sure if they will "find a reason to bring Dave back" or not. But you can't really think that Ron slid in 5 extra votes hoping no one would notice.

[phishermaneo]

Well played Dave. This was virtually painless without you in studio.

[Freese]

We'll see on monday.

[cozzie]

worst bit ever , been listening to Ron since the "Ron & Ron "days, he totally fucking blew this one!

[GorilaBoyNorton]

We'll see on monday.

they are on live on monday? MLK Day?

[BillyLiar]

Which will you celebrate more for? Dave's firing, or Fez & Dawn Cumia (Anthony's Sister)'s wedding?

[buffcomic]

settle down boys...Its radio...the only thing more dishonest is Insurance...Oh by the way...Ron and Fez rock..no homo

[Newmania]

That mushmouth will be back.

[striker]

Please god, let this be the end of ESD, please, I promise that I will stop masturbating, stop drinking, and stop posting on Wackbag. Well, maybe one out of three.

[Freese]

they are on live on monday? MLK Day?

Umm...we don't celebrate the death of dead shwoogies in Canada :icon_conf

[ChoppedLiver]

Umm...we don't celebrate the death of dead shwoogies in Canada :icon_conf

We got shwoogies up here?? Dayum....



Until I see him in a coffin, ESDouche's demise will be strictly a dream.

[Vyce]

Congrats on being a rube.

He has a valid point. There are those of us who just are tired of Dave, and would rather he only be on one of the two shows rather than taking up so much time on both. For those of us who don't want to hear Dave anymore on the XM portion of the show, we want this to be legit. If he's back on there Monday, we're not going to go, Curses, that Bennington tricked us! But it will be a disappointment, and truth be told, that sort of shit DOES chip away over time at your enthusiasm for a show.

[westben2002]

yeah, the show was boring without dave today....i mean, tenacious C was alright but i just ended up turning to a diff xm station today during the show because the show really plataued off to the point where XM Chill was more intresting.

so hopefully dave will be back because even though bronx johnny is the man, ESD was more energetic and brought the 'stupid' to the show and made me laugh when ron would just bash him and he'd bring up these retarted excuses like when he apologized to wackbag and then FBA called him a pussy and he kept on ranting that he was 'temporarilly insane"

[BIV]

yeah, the show was boring without dave today....i mean, tenacious C was alright but i just ended up turning to a diff xm station today during the show because the show really plataued off to the point where XM Chill was more intresting.

so hopefully dave will be back because even though bronx johnny is the man, ESD was more energetic and brought the 'stupid' to the show and made me laugh when ron would just bash him and he'd bring up these retarted excuses like when he apologized to wackbag and then FBA called him a pussy and he kept on ranting that he was 'temporarilly insane"

You see, that's the problem. The last thing I want out of R&F is "stupid." ESD is a waste of space, both as a human and a broadcaster. The show will only get better is Dave is really gone.

[LiddyRules]

yeah, the show was boring without dave today....so hopefully dave will be back He's been gone a single day, a day he wouldn't have even been in studio anyway, and it was mostly about Dave. Give is maybe, I don't know, an extra hour to see whether or not the loss of Dave is oh-so-detrimental to the show. And if you think R+F is boring without Dave, then I guess the 'NEW shows were shit.

[Capt.Hilarious]

I just think it is awesome that Ron & Fez are so good at what they do that they have 'almost' this entire board thrown into a tizzy....personally i love the ESD.

[patbattlefield]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Its the R&F show not the R&F&ESD show. bye, dave. take luck.

[mikeybot]

Ron gave 5 extra votes to the guys who wanted Dave of the show, and then pretended that the voting was fair. I really hope this is a bit, because I can’t listen to a dishonest, shitty show like that.

I hope you're joking you fuckin' hayseed
:action-sm

[Freese]

We got shwoogies up here?? Dayum....


I think there's a few shwoogies in Toronto

[J D]

Iit's probably a bit, but it would be great if it's true; then one doesn't have to hear the idiocy of "micro chips and hypnosis" used in the 60s to assasinate people.

[steamingpile]

i think the bit was getting people to think they could actually save him. i could be wrong. tune in next week for the next exciting episode of ron and fez.

The bit was getting you people to actually think you had a say in this shit at all, rubes, all of you.


You see, that's the problem. The last thing I want out of R&F is "stupid." ESD is a waste of space, both as a human and a broadcaster. The show will only get better is Dave is really gone.

Earl is a waste of space, dave gets ron worked up, ron worked up mean more cowbells, more cowbells mean more funnay. I would rather see dave suffer than to give him an easy out.

[Na'cha Boy]

Knowing how much of a wrestling fan Fezzy is, they may take a wrestling angle. I could see them bringing in Dave wearing a Mexican wrestling mask. I know it's radio but that will add to the stupid funny. This would be the worst trickery ever since Bobby the Brain put a mask on Andre.

[BillyLiar]

Knowing how much of a wrestling fan Fezzy is, they may take a wrestling angle. I could see them bringing in Dave wearing a Mexican wrestling mask. I know it's radio but that will add to the stupid funny. This would be the worst trickery ever since Bobby the Brain put a mask on Andre.


I'm thinking more that he'll come in out of nowhere with the Stone Cold music playing.

[LiddyRules]

Earl is a waste of space, dave gets ron worked up, ron worked up mean more cowbells, more cowbells mean more funnay. I would rather see dave suffer than to give him an easy out. But cowbells, let's face it, are stupid. I'm not saying they aren't funny but the previous poster was saying how they don't want stupid radio with Ron and Fez. You countered with "man gets hurts. hurt = funny."

[JAFO in Maine]

they are on live on monday? MLK Day?

Ron did say see ya on Monday at the end of the show. We shall see and lets see if dave is really gone let him go to Philly who cares...

[steamingpile]

But cowbells, let's face it, are stupid. I'm not saying they aren't funny but the previous poster was saying how they don't want stupid radio with Ron and Fez. You countered with "man gets hurts. hurt = funny."

Yeah trying to get a negro to pass out makes for better radio and no I didnt say man gets hurt=funny, ron getting worked up is extremely funny though.

Dave provides that, earl is a yes man, so is johnny, dave is needed just to give the show its foil but you people go on being rons rubes.

[dirty cheerio]

what you forgot was man gets hurt+ringing of cowbell=funny

[Kyle]

Ron did say see ya on Monday at the end of the show. We shall see and lets see if dave is really gone let him go to Philly who cares...

I think they're on FreeFM Monday, but off from XM.

[Iron Duke]

whispers: get a ......life?

screams: DROP DEAD SHITDICK!!:action-sm

No disrespect intended.

[Shitdeek]

worst bit ever , been listening to Ron since the "Ron & Ron "days, he totally fucking blew this one!

i dont think its the worst bit ever, but i also have been listening for a long time and i think Ronnie handled this bit poorly. but honestly who the fuck cares, you can't bat 1.000, sometimes even the great Ronnie B. strikes out.

[Turtle]

Hi, I'm Turtle.
I like toast.

[patbattlefield]

i think the bit was getting people to think they could actually save him. i could be wrong. tune in next week for the next exciting episode of ron and fez.

The bit was getting you people to actually think you had a say in this shit at all, rubes, all of you.

thanks for quoting me to disagree and then saying the same thing in different terms.:rolleyes:

Hi, I'm Turtle.
I like toast.

I like Turtle...no homo.

[Turtle]

yo yo, flash the butter pat gang sign

[Vyce]

The bit was getting you people to actually think you had a say in this shit at all, rubes, all of you.

You must have missed the part where several of us said that even if it is just a bit, we'd still rather Dave be gone or just on one of the two shows, rather than both.

One thing I do implore the Ron & Fez show to do (since I know some of them read the board). Even if Dave stays, PLEASE end Board Gossip. It's just over.

[shakespear]

I understand why people dont like dave.

I can only assume the same people would shoot Earl in the face given the chance.

That I can accept, as Earl < Dave.

[patbattlefield]

yo yo, flash the butter pat gang sign

cash up, my ******

[MAVRIC305]

Fuck East Side Dave

[Little Chuckie]

Fuck Dave, wish him the best as long as I never have to hear his voice again.

Earl, the show would be better without him but he doesn't drag down the XM show much at all. I don't even think I would notice that he was gone if he left, he means nothing to the show.

[bambino03]

...you're insane.

Dave's stupidity is comedic gold. Ronnie B knows that. Are you gonna let a guy like this walk out the door and go across the street and make someone else funny? HELL NO.

I like Dave.

I like Board Gossip, but yes, it isn't as funny now as it was when it started. Overexposure, anyone?

I miss Roberto. And Jivey.

If Dave was going to get fired for anything, it would have had to be when he tried to attack Earl. He went fucking ballistic and sounded like an insane person. That, in my book, would have been a fireable offense. Dave being a dumbass isn't. He's funny, he's grist for the listeners who like to take a swing at him, and he will be back.

Come on. Really. Wake up, people. If he were on O&A you'd all be kissing his ass for what he could bring to the show.

[J D]

...you're insane.

Dave's stupidity is comedic gold. Ronnie B knows that. Are you gonna let a guy like this walk out the door and go across the street and make someone else funny? HELL NO.

I like Dave.

I like Board Gossip, but yes, it isn't as funny now as it was when it started. Overexposure, anyone?

I miss Roberto. And Jivey.

If Dave was going to get fired for anything, it would have had to be when he tried to attack Earl. He went fucking ballistic and sounded like an insane person. That, in my book, would have been a fireable offense. Dave being a dumbass isn't. He's funny, he's grist for the listeners who like to take a swing at him, and he will be back.

Come on. Really. Wake up, people. If he were on O&A you'd all be kissing his ass for what he could bring to the show.

he brings nothing to the show but over-exagerated pseudo-stupidity; "hey, im the 'dumb' guy; watch me say something dumb on purspose; robts and hypnosis are killing the kennedies!"; if you think that dave's stupidity is nothing more than a bit, you're a moron; it would work if he wasn't so over the top with it but made it seem real; it's phony attention-getting nonsense that plays off as him being an asshole

and that "board gossip" bit proves that he brings nothing to the show; the guy had to make something that would work on the radio, so he tries to make something that would be like a weekly or daily little 3 minutes worth of production - and what does he do? - he comes up w/ a stupid "hey, this is what's happening on message board and pal talk" load of shit that has absolutely NO potential for long term entertainment, AND it assumes that everyone listening to the show knows who and what the hell he's talking about; his one thing he brought to the show isolates the listeners and has no longevity; he's useless

[Ted the Poster]

Which will you celebrate more for? Dave's firing, or Fez & Dawn Cumia (Anthony's Sister)'s wedding?
Can't wait for the wedding. I'm wearing my smoke tuxedo.

[Ted the Poster]

Hi, I'm Turtle.
I like toast.
OK. Raise your glasses everyone! <ahem>
Here's to Turtle - long may his bread turn brown and crispy!
CLINK!

[Death Metal Moe]

I always said I liked ESD on the show. He rolled with the Inno bit very well, and he's so crazy and stupid it's funny, sometimes.

But if he really is gone, Ron and Fez are still gonna be the best show around.

What kills me are the fucking idiots screaming "Ron cheated! He didn't count right!"

OF COURSE he didn't count right you faggots! IT'S HIS SHOW AND HIS CALL HOW A BIT GOES!!!

It was hysterical and I'll be listening.

[TonyBagels]

I always said I liked ESD on the show. He rolled with the Inno bit very well, and he's so crazy and stupid it's funny, sometimes.

But if he really is gone, Ron and Fez are still gonna be the best show around.
WOOOO!!!! WOOOOO!!!! WWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

What kills me are the fucking idiots screaming "Ron cheated! He didn't count right!"

OF COURSE he didn't count right you faggots! IT'S HIS SHOW AND HIS CALL HOW A BIT GOES!!!

It was hysterical and I'll be listening.
Exactly, it's his show (and maybe a little Fezzie's too). If he wants to add, subtract, or multiply he can (but not long division becasue I forgot how to do that one).


Look everyone, Dave's a nice guy, but a horrible radio personality. He's dumb. And I'm not knocking him for that. Many people can advance through life being dumb, look at our president. Dave makes shit up just to say something. Whether or not it makes sense or even fits the topic at hand. If I saw Dave out in the bar, I'd have a beer with him, like I said he's a nice guy. But do you think all of the other producers that R&F have had weren't nice?
People thought that Staples was a large funny part of the show (of course he was just large) and most of the other producers were vital (OK, maybe not Harry). But when their time had come, they were shown the door. Didn't anyone put the connection together when Dave had the kilt and right after was called Davey Pants? Hey nobody's perfect but Dave's racism, bestiality, and ridiculousness has run its course. The buddays know when to 'punch-out' of a producer. They've done it plenty..scratch that an inordinate amount of times.
Here's a question to ponder, shouldn't a radio producer know how to run a sound board? Does anyone remember the couch of shame?

Of course more funny will come out of it in the future, Ron will add another character to the list that he tells people in Florida that Fez plays, like Harry, the Comic that only wears pants...or Lionel Pillowbiter. Miss Lionel Pillowbiter.

And lastly, welcome back APortablePhone, we miss you and Talk Radio Fans :action-sm

[Garyisajoke]

Miss Dave

[LiddyRules]

Didn't anyone put the connection together when Dave had the kilt and right after was called Davey Pants? I did.

And lastly, welcome back APortablePhone, we miss Talk Radio Fans :action-sm Is he officially back?

I've never seen so many people upset over the loss of such a moron. It makes you think they listen to R+F simply for Dave Antics.

[TonyBagels]

I've never seen so many people upset over the loss of such a moron.
For a sec, I thought you were talking about APP:icon_mrgr

[FartHammer]

It is obvious Dave will be back!

FACE FACE FACE!!!!

[patbattlefield]

It is obvious Dave will be back!

FACE FACE FACE!!!!

we shall see

[LiddyRules]

we shall see Let the fella hope. He probably believes in Jesus too.

[patbattlefield]

Let the fella hope. He probably believes in Jesus too.

Jesus saves you know. Maybe he could save Dave.:icon_mrgr

[LiddyRules]

Jesus saves you know. Maybe he could save Dave.:icon_mrgr Not likely. Jesus loves animals and wieldeth a mighty cowbell.

[buffcomic]

daves gone??
i miss him already

[LiddyRules]

daves gone??
i miss him already He's been gone a day. Get over yourself.

[steamingpile]

For a sec, I thought you were talking about APP:icon_mrgr

He was

[YourAmishDaddy]

I know it's just a bit, but still, after what had to be one of the best weeks of R&F it just ended silly. I really don't mind or care if you like Dave or not but you can't say the idiot doesn't try. Maybe too hard, but he does try. Not like he comes in everyday and eats on air and complains how tired he is. Yes he's annoying and loud and overreactionary, but again, on other shows on the same channel that seems to be a plus.

You can call it what you want, Dave's been called a lot of stuff in the last year, boring has never been one of them. Friday's show ranked just above the end of Mr Perfect bit. It was just flat. Have to be honest. The guy just adds something to the show.

[LiddyRules]

Dave's been called a lot of stuff in the last year, boring has never been one of them. I've called him boring. I've called him boring a lot.

[Kyle]

OF COURSE he didn't count right you faggots! IT'S HIS SHOW AND HIS CALL HOW A BIT GOES!!!

It was hysterical and I'll be listening.

Yeah, I knew that was exactly how it was going to turn out once this idea came up.

Reminded me a lot about the time Wonderboy put his girlfriend's hair on the line vs. J-Dubs in a trivia contest and all of the questions 'mysteriously' were about J-Dubs hometown in Michigan.

The moral of the story is that almost every R&F contest bit ends in controversy.

[askewcore]

Maybe too hard, but he does try.

Which is exactly one of the reasons so many of us hated him.

The end of the Dave era is the best thing that could have happened. Now we can get back to Ron and Fez. Not Ron and Dave and occasionally Fez.

I've called him boring. I've called him boring a lot.

As have I.

[RutgersKev]

You can't catch the Midnight Rider!!

[JBKMDX]

I'm going to enjoy hearing all the ESD haters bitch.

[Na'cha Boy]

Knowing how much of a wrestling fan Fezzy is, they may take a wrestling angle. I could see them bringing in Dave wearing a Mexican wrestling mask. I know it's radio but that will add to the stupid funny. This would be the worst trickery ever since Bobby the Brain put a mask on Andre.


For a guy that posts about as often as Earl gets laid, that was a pretty damn good prediction I made on 1/13/2007 at 10:54 AM

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