Jim Norton @ Punchline Comedy Club In Sacramento, California From January 26 To 28

[SOS]

JIM NORTON



IN



SACRAMENTO

FROM

JANUARY 26-28

AT THE

PUNCHLINE COMEDY CLUB

(916) 925-5500

PUNCHLINE'S WEBSITE (http://sac.punchlinecomedyclub.com/schedule.html)



www.myspace.com/jimnorton (http://www.myspace.com/jimnorton)

EataBullet.Com (http://www.eatabullet.com/)

[pinkertonfloyd]

I will be there!

[white phillip]

a pretty good group of us are going on the 27th for the 8:30 show. Hope to see a good O&A crowd

[JamesDamit]

6 of us are going to be there 27th for the 8:30 show also.

[pinkertonfloyd]

I was planning on the 8:30 Sat show too... see ya there!

[JamesDamit]

Oh fuck I just found out Lisa Lampineli is @ the Crest same time same night Saturday 8:30.
Should I cancel seeing Lil-Jimmy Norden and go see an unfunny negro loving douche female imitation of Don Rickles.
What to do,what to do.

[martianvirus]

Oh fuck I just found out Lisa Lampineli is @ the Crest same time same night Saturday 8:30.

Should I cancel seeing Lil-Jimmy Norden and go see an unfunny negro loving douche female imitation of Don Rickles.

What to do,what to do.

Don't cancel Jimmy, unless you have a rope, can of gasoline, wood cross, and matches. Only then, can you go see the ****** cunt.


Holy shit I'm durnk."whaa"

[connersbuddy]

Have fun people... wish he had kept his original date in November, I'm going on vacation and won't be able to make it. Been waiting over 2 years to see Jimmy in my hometown and bummed it didn't work out. Damn!

I'm sure it will be an awesome show as usual, and I hope the Sacto crowd shows much love... we need the bbbboys back on terrestrial here again! West coast pests represent!

Cya in 2 years lil' Jimmy! Or in Vegas again maybe?

[pinkertonfloyd]

I was planning on the 8:30 Sat show too... see ya there!

Well... I waited for some friends to give me an answer... and now it looks like both Sat shows are sold out... Have to do it Sunday. Calling the club when it opens to see if they have any tickets that TM doesn't show...


CRAP!

[pinkertonfloyd]

Just got off the phone with The Punchline...

8:30 Sat is SOLD OUT, but they still have a few tickets for the 10:30 Show (which I booked).

Don't give Ticketmaster your hard earned cash... Buy them direct. (No $7/Ticket Fee... ugh!).

Call (916) 925-5500 between 1 pm - 6 pm for a reservation.

[JamesDamit]

My tickets for the 8:30 saturday show are bought and paid for,they wouldnt let me reserve more then 6 tickets without paying up front.
Can't wait for the show. I wonder if Club soda Kenny will be making an apperance.

[J. PETERSON]

My tickets for the 8:30 saturday show are bought and paid for,they wouldnt let me reserve more then 6 tickets without paying up front.
Can't wait for the show. I wonder if Club soda Kenny will be making an apperance.
usually Kenny tags along and help Jimmy with the merch after his sets...

at least thats been my experience....Ive seen Jimmy twice now, going again to see him in Pittsburgh...you guys will have a great fuckin time

[NorfCal]

Anyone have a extra ticket for the 8:30 Saturday show?

[Jables2002]

Me and my cousin are going to the 10:30 show tonight. Cant wait!

BTW: has anyone heard of the opening acts? Kevin Shea and Kris Tinkle?

[JamesDamit]

Me and my cousin are going to the 10:30 show tonight. Cant wait!

BTW: has anyone heard of the opening acts? Kevin Shea and Kris Tinkle?
They are an opening,and middle act that tells it all. Gee I wonder if Kris Tinkle will tell Tinkle jokes,or jokes about being made fun of while growing up with a name like Tinkle.

[mendoman]

They are an opening,and middle act that tells it all. Gee I wonder if Kris Tinkle will tell Tinkle jokes,or jokes about being made fun of while growing up with a name like Tinkle.

Kevin Shea did not show up. Kris Tinkle was surprisingly good though. This is the fourth time that I've seen lil' Jimmy and I have two observations. One: he looks like a different person. Not only the weight loss, but exuding happiness. Two: he was brilliant last night. The funniest BY FAR of the shows I've seen of his.

Also, he's much less willing to put up with asshats in the crowd. He immediately shut up the stupid in the crowd.

Have fun.

[Jables2002]

Also, he's much less willing to put up with asshats in the crowd. He immediately shut up the stupid in the crowd.

Sweet, I hope he smashes some cunt tonight. That would be awesome.

[JamesDamit]

Norton fucking killed tonight. Nice Pest presence. Sorry Wackbaggers (which I am one of) FBA made thier selves be known by handing out POW cards.
Club soda Kenny called me buttercup. And little Jimmy signed my photoshopped bare ass naked Xmas picture of him. Yes that was me showing off the picture to everyone in line for the 10:30 show.

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

Just got back from the 8:30 show. Jimmy killed, as he always does. He even put that dumb, muslim sympathizer cunt in her place.
Mucho Wackbag, FBA, and overall OandA presence there. I was bummed I missed the POW cards though.
Got a new picture with Jim and with KSK. Kenny was hocking the merch, claiming that Jim needed the money for hookers. Classic!
:clap:

[Jables2002]

And little Jimmy signed my photoshopped bare ass naked Xmas picture of him. Yes that was me showing off the picture to everyone in line for the 10:30 show.

That was you? What a creep :)

The "10:30" show was awesome, even though he didn't get on stage till midnight because of the fucking early show a-holes needing to get their merch.

No one really bugged Jim on stage though. There was a black guy who left after the kool-aid and watermelon jokes. He looked like the black guy on The Office and was just as dead serious. What an idiot, he didn't know what he was in for.

[jacobcorner]

That was you? What a creep :)

The "10:30" show was awesome, even though he didn't get on stage till midnight because of the fucking early show a-holes needing to get their merch.

No one really bugged Jim on stage though. There was a black guy who left after the kool-aid and watermelon jokes. He looked like the black guy on The Office and was just as dead serious. What an idiot, he didn't know what he was in for.

The 10:30 show kicked ass. I was sitting right behind the black guy. He wasn't too happy. I'm just glad he or his white girl didn't ruin the show by being an idiot. The line of the night was Kenny telling people to buy shirts so Jimmy can get a hooker. Classic!

[JamesDamit]

Mr Norton is the greatest. He signed one of my photoshops of himself.
NSFW.......http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/Jamesdamit/Nortonsigned.jpg

I made it a little smaller,here is my original. Again NSFW
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/Jamesdamit/SantaGay.jpg

[FireDuck]

Great show!! Saved this for my first post.






No Homo

[JamesDamit]

They are an opening,and middle act that tells it all. Gee I wonder if Kris Tinkle will tell Tinkle jokes,or jokes about being made fun of while growing up with a name like Tinkle.
Yes I am quoting my own message.
Kris Tinkle was fucking great.

[Answ3r]

Wow great show by all three!! saw the last show and it was awesome. Tinkle was especially funny, didnt know who he was before hand, but he did great. Jimmy was of course great. I took a friend who was a new listener to the show and he had a blast

[lawdawg0417]

was at the 1030 show this was my first time seeing jimmy, jimmy fucking rocked tinkle was ok but not great. im sooo happy i finally got to see jimmy and get my picture with him. only down note really was i heard some cunt comeing out of the 830 show saying i cant believe all these people are here to see him hes not that funny, oooooooo i wanted to bite her face. oh well visit my myspace to see my goofy as with lil jimmy

[TheDrip]

To be short and brief, Jimmy killed.

It was my first 'Norton live' experience and I'm hoping he doesn't wait another 3 years to make it back to Sac, or Northern Cal. As an added bonus, I got a couple of great photos with him and Kenny. I felt like a 14 year old at a Backstreet concert.

I'm awful.

[white phillip]

Of course Lil Jimmy killed, and Kenny was great out in the hallway selling merch. Enjoyed meeting everyone at the show, and if we didn't see you come check out the P.O.W. thread. We were pushing FBA, but we have a thread here on Wackbag also. JamesDamit your picture is funny as Hell. See you at the next show

[istink]

Of course Lil Jimmy killed, and Kenny was great out in the hallway selling merch. Enjoyed meeting everyone at the show, and if we didn't see you come check out the P.O.W. thread. We were pushing FBA, but we have a thread here on Wackbag also. JamesDamit your picture is funny as Hell. See you at the next show

So you were the fellow handing out the FBA cards at the Saturday 8:30 show? What was up with those two black women? While we were standing in line, we saw them walk up towards the front of the line, and then we saw them walking away quickly as you asked them, "Do you know about the virus?"

Ugh, the muslim sympathizer cunt really was dumb. It's as if they get the talking points memo: just say their anger is a result of their ignorance about islam. Just keep repeating this and offer nothing more.

A couple seated behind us kept yammering about how funny Seinfeld is. We knew they were going to be horrified. Right as Norton was being introduced, the guy declares, "He'd better be funny!" They made it through the show until Jimmy started talking about how he liked having his ass eaten out. I guess jokes about mouth fucking quads was acceptable.