What lines would you like to hear the Midnight Rider say?

[SOS]

What lines would you like to hear the Midnight Rider say?

[Sevenyars]

good bye

[MilkmanDan]

I quit

[HummerTuesdays]

[girly, high pitched voice] OWWWWW!!!! [/ghp] as he gets hit with a cowbell

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I wrote my son's gay character and made him make out with that big negro, Ahmed Johnson

[LiddyRules]

Gunshot

[askewcore]

Silence.

Or a priest reading his Last Rites.

[Hudson]

Do you want Fries with that?

[BeersOnTheBoat]

Your Mom's Box

[Standby]

I wrote my son's gay character and made him make out with that big negro, Ahmed Johnson

Hey! Stealing my line!

[fezziehasaids]

sound of being choked out by master po

[Arch Stanton]

Steal Fez's Flair/Nature Boy bit.

[NORTONS BAG]

"There's seven dicks in my ass and there's always room for eight" or

"Hey, who's up next for teebaggin'"

[FAZ8218]

I stink.

[buffcomic]

I have cancer.....

[thrawn42]

I like chefs.

[striker]

**while laying in the middle of I-95**
Wow these ropes are t..............
**sound of passing truck**

[mikek]

You packed this parachute correctly, right?

[striker]

(a he awakes laying the middle of 57th street)
WOW these ropes are ti.................
(bleating horns of passing cabs as the run him over)

[hotshot70]

"Flip Flop and fly!"

[NotSoFast]

"Watch me catch this bullet with my teeth".

[LiddyRules]

"Positive? That's good, right?"

[buffcomic]

"Positive? That's good, right?"
fucking Brilliant....

[Tommy Ceez]

What lines would you like to hear the Midnight Rider say?

Nothing

[BIV]

I'd like him to quote R. Budd Dwyer.

[fezziehasaids]

"hey, lets have a water drinking contest"

[Hudson]

I have sex with Donkeys

[bayzbol44]

"Today is my last day."

[Wilmington WOW]

I just gota new job with Mancow

[Mystic Pain]

Let me show you exactly how Sadam did this. Give me that rope.

[Hydrosludge]

I look like I am pregnant and I have a headache.

[buffcomic]

cancer is eating my body.....help!!!

[TheJerseyDevil]

today I announce the retirement of Black Earl.

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I will never go on mic again.

[Stig]

"Everything...going...dark... Tell my...mother...uhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Drops to floor. No pulse.

[peopleselbow]

I 65 Super Bowl my sweet Sapphire! I 65 Super Bowl!

[Stig]

"For the love of God, somebody help me!!! The train is coming!!! WON'T ANYBODY HE........"

[me in canada]

North is that way

[Capt.Quint]

"I have weird bumps on it and it burns when I pee"

[NuttyJim]

I'd to hear him say "I have aids" along with "I only have 24 hours to live" and the all time croud pleaser....the boom when he pulls the trigger and the squishing sound of his brain on the control panel...

[NuttyJim]

I say we see how cajun Midnight Rider / ESD really is when we throw his pasty white ass into a pit of crocs and snakes!

[NuttyJim]

I wrote my son's gay character and made him make out with that big negro, Ahmed Johnson


lets see him get ganked by Diesel Washington!

[disgustip8ed]

<sobbing> My girlfriend left me.

I can't take this anymore. </sobbing>

the sound of a toe engaging a trigger, loud bang, splatter sound, then a thud.

yet there is an absence of people caring.

[jrsaint]

i am going to kill myself right after i take dave out

[Not You]

Wow, I can't believe how much people hate The Rider.

Anyway, I would like to hear him throw in some If you will's. To really be closer to a Dusty Rhoades impersonation.

[Jay Douglas]

My name is Bob Backlund and I ain't neva been beat!

[Smokezilla]

I hate ESD, but I gotta give him his props: The Midnight Rider bit is the funniest thing he's done since he's been on-air. I love it when he keeps calling Earl "Saphire". . . he just needs to work-on his "Dusty-isms". . . maybe purchase some old wrestling DVD's and do some research.

I wanna hear him talk about his matches against Chief Waa-Hoo MacDaniel and maybe throw-in a Nikita Koloff reference for "good measure"!:icon_mrgr

[TonyBagels]

"Positive? That's good, right?"
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[TimHorton]

Ron: Dave
MR: Ron I'm the Midnight rider
Ron: This bit sucks...sound of cowbell
MR: AHHHHHHHHHH.... of the head...fuck
Ron: get your fuckin' shine box
MR: Oh man........

[hotshot70]

"I found Sapphire dead on the railroad tracks"

Seriously, when he was "hypnotized", I cracked up at his "skippy skippy skippy, dancin' shoes"

[psyduck]

"I've been shot. [Gurgle, gurgle............]". [Silence]

:action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

[predators1998]

North is that way
Nice

[Glenn Dandy]

I quite because im anoying, Bye everyone Im going to go walk in front of a bus.

[NoSurviivors]

'I'm going to go & screen calls'