Saphire's Line Of The Day

[SOS]

I'd rather bring them up.

[Chester'sLiver]

How about "That's totally my fault" or "I'm right on top of that"? And there is my personal favorite "She was a total hottie."

[sagsag]

"We'll definitely get that done."

"We can definitely do that."

"No, I uh...."

"My mouse froze."

"No, my head is just really messed up right now."

"<unintelligable stammering>"

[Standby]

"I'm not Sapphire. My name is Earl Douglas."

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

"I'm just trying to get through this rough period right now."

[Absolutely]

"My mouse froze."


My new favorite excuse

[RMPGP]

"I didn't sleep well last night..."

[RMPGP]

Oooohhh... what about that great line he had after he gave Fez last year's Razzie's...

".................................................. .........................."

[Zenbean]

I get a chuckle every time he starts a sentence with "For the last time...", and then repeats the same thing another dozen times in ten minutes.

[buffcomic]

KILL EARL...he sucks

He sucks bad

[Monkey_Junk]

of course he sucks. he's a ron & fez producer. he'll flame out like all the others or he'll be the only one not to. that's the bit.

[Biff Hardslab]

One can only imagine how great that show would be if that anchor wasn't dragging behind it.

He just repeats what Ron says in the negative.
Example:
Ron: Hey Earl, did you get the new list of guests that are supposed to come in?

Earl: No, I didn't get the new list of guests that are supposed to come in.

Every time Ron asks Earl something, he just says "No," and then repeats the question. He's ripping off Lady Di(e).

[Absolutely]

"No, no.. I was just paying you a pompliment"

[Garyisajoke]

"I take full responsibility."

[Turtle]

"I'm not Sapphire. My name is Earl Douglas."
He should have to pick a name and stick with it.

1. Sapphire
2. Fainty McBreeze, The Down Low Goat.
3. Freezy McMouse Finger

[fezziehasaids]

"no were fresh out....."

[FAZ8218]

I like:
"I uh, uha, um I but um..."

[Turtle]

"I'll get right on it."

[Standby]

My favorite Earl quote is "Feets don't fail me now.."

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

My favorite Earl quote is "Feets don't fail me now.."
I believe that was "Fabrezze don't fail me now."

[Turtle]

"I'll get right on that"

[askewcore]

"Yeah, definitly Ron."

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"Febreeze."

[fezziehasaids]

"lordy lordy"

[SOS]

"I don't have a poultry vagina"

[Garyisajoke]

my favorite Earl quote comes after Ron points out when he fucks up... he usually says, ".................................."

silence is golden, although the dead air might stem from his smashing his microphone anytime he fucks up.

[Turtle]

my favorite Earl quote comes after Ron points out when he fucks up... he usually says, ".................................."

silence is golden, although the dead air might stem from his smashing his microphone anytime he fucks up.
Ok, that could the best quote ever.

[fezziehasaids]

"where the white women at?"

[Turtle]

"I'll get right on that"

[askewcore]

"What you want on this wall?"

[Loser In Life]

"Yes'a masa".

[Standby]

I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies...

[Garyisajoke]

Ron: Obama's your guy, right Earl?
Earl: Yeah, he's the man. He's got everything going for him.
Ron: He's black. What would you think if another black guy ran then?
Earl: Well, I'd be a little confused at first...

[Turtle]

"I'll get right on that."

[hotshot70]

"......" (clunk)

[Jims Rottweiler]

This should be the shortest thread in history.

[Turtle]

"I'll get right on that."