I miss my good friend ESD

[Turtle]

Bring back ESD!

[sniper]

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[buffcomic]

and I miss herpes.....

[Turtle]

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No, I have always like him. Name one time I said anything bad about my buddy ESD.

[Smokezilla]

Nice to see you boys making nice for a change.:icon_mrgr

[Turtle]

Nice to see you boys making nice for a change.:icon_mrgr
A change? I have alway had a special place for my frind ESD in my heart.

[jimmyjimjimz]

He's on the free fm show right now. Why do u all hate Dave? He's really funny on the Free fm show, although he reminds me of a former o&a staff member from wnew that I can't mention on here without being censored.

[Turtle]

He's on the free fm show right now. Why do u all hate Dave? He's really funny on the Free fm show, although he reminds me of a former o&a staff member from wnew that I can't mention on here without being censored.
What is the online streaming link?

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

He's on the free fm show right now. Why do u all hate Dave? He's really funny on the Free fm show, although he reminds me of a former o&a staff member from wnew that I can't mention on here without being censored.
Here I'll say it, I don't care if I'm censored, Awesome Garrett.

[jimmyjimjimz]

Here I'll say it, I don't care if I'm censored, Awesome Garrett.
no not him. his name rhymes with taz.
you can listen on www.923freefm.com

[hotshot70]

you know, I don't want to find out who Rider is. Remember that song "...you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger..."

[Jims Rottweiler]

It figures you'd miss him. It's your fault he's gone.

[psyduck]

Fuck ESD, always.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Standby]

Miss Soundboard Albino ESD.

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know man, I like Dave but The Midnight Rider is like the all time BEST producer Ron and Fez have ever had!

Who else has ever uttered such phrases as Oogly Boogly? I don't think I even remember the now legendary Al Dukes saying such things.

[Garyisajoke]

ESD kills on the FM show. My new computer actually allows the stream and I'm really enjoying that show, ESD in particular.

The Rider kills on XM. I know Ron wants consistency in his life, but goddamn we're getting two very talented, funny and unique talents from his shows.

[LiddyRules]

I prefer Midnight Rider. He's quieter, on air less, not as flamboyant and occasionally is able to get in a line or two.

And, as much as it loathes me to say this, I enjoyed the Dave V. Rider phone fight yesterday.

[mikeyboy]

I prefer Midnight Rider. He's quieter, on air less, not as flamboyant and occasionally is able to get in a line or two.

And, as much as it loathes me to say this, I enjoyed the Dave V. Rider phone fight yesterday.

They must have gotten pretty worked up by the fight, because both seemed a little out of breath.

[flyerfan116]

me too and i have a feeling that if his work's filter wasn't barring him from doing so...daveeatsdogcock from FBA would have the same sentiments..but i am just speculating

[striker]

As scary as it sounds, I miss Dave also. He was good people to f*** with

[Budyzir]

They're talking about ESD on Free FM right now, the break up.

Shit, I really feel sorry for this guy now.

[albacore]

Is there more ESD on FM than there is Midnight Rider on XM? I miss hearing ESD but I already have to listen a day late for the XM show, if I go to the FM show I might even be two days behind.

[Budyzir]

Is there more ESD on FM than there is Midnight Rider on XM? I miss hearing ESD but I already have to listen a day late for the XM show, if I go to the FM show I might even be two days behind.

ESD is on, front and center on Free FM.

[Garyisajoke]

Hey, Turtle. Westside left Dave. Is it "Mission Accomplished?"
Wait, I'm sure all the chef-blowing, dog-fucking jokes had nothing to do with it.

[RNFFAN]

Ok children you got your wish, Bravo for taking the bit too far and breaking up ESD and westside's relationship. You cant bring up anything when it comes to O&A's personal life but you fucking assholes attack dave to the point where you affected his personal life? You fucking stupid assholes suck at life, not ESD, grow the fuck up

[Turtle]

Bring back my long time pal, ESD

[LiddyRules]

Bring back my long time pal, ESD You just want him back because you want your gig back.

[Turtle]

You just want him back because you want your gig back.
gig? what are you talking about? ESD is a close friend of mine, i just want him to get his job back.

[pez_head]

Ok children you got your wish, Bravo for taking the bit too far and breaking up ESD and westside's relationship. You cant bring up anything when it comes to O&A's personal life but you fucking assholes attack dave to the point where you affected his personal life? You fucking stupid assholes suck at life, not ESD, grow the fuck up
hey i kinda like dave but he did ask for it. westside would of found out sooner or later

[mayor menino]

i miss westside

[Turtle]

Ok children you got your wish, Bravo for taking the bit too far and breaking up ESD and westside's relationship. You cant bring up anything when it comes to O&A's personal life but you fucking assholes attack dave to the point where you affected his personal life? You fucking stupid assholes suck at life, not ESD, grow the fuck up
Wow, ESD has his mommy come and stick up for him. Are you going to take him to get an Orange Julius and make it all better mommy?

[Garyisajoke]

Wow, ESD has his mommy come and stick up for him. Are you going to take him to get an Orange Julius and make it all better mommy?

It's Internet tough guy time, huh? And your little crusade against Dave wasn't childish? I noticed that you all talked big with your dog jokes and chef jokes, but I sure got a lot of PMs whenever I'd stick up for him. It was always, "We're just kidding. It's just a bit. Blah blah blah."

The guy lost his chick because you had to cry and cry because there was ONE aspect of the show you didn't like. Seems like the bit went to far - and like I've said a hundred times now, I'd much rather here Ron and Fez's bits, not a bunch of message board guys who probably sit in their cubicle and wish they had Dave's life. Especially since it was the same motherfucking joke every time. Great bit, guys.

[patbattlefield]

I like cinnamon toast.

[MilkmanDan]

It's Internet tough guy time, huh? And your little crusade against Dave wasn't childish? I noticed that you all talked big with your dog jokes and chef jokes, but I sure got a lot of PMs whenever I'd stick up for him. It was always, "We're just kidding. It's just a bit. Blah blah blah."

The guy lost his chick because you had to cry and cry because there was ONE aspect of the show you didn't like. Seems like the bit went to far - and like I've said a hundred times now, I'd much rather here Ron and Fez's bits, not a bunch of message board guys who probably sit in their cubicle and wish they had Dave's life. Especially since it was the same motherfucking joke every time. Great bit, guys.

Yeah he sounded really choked up about the breakup *cough bit *cough...

Jesus Gary you are a fucking rube at times albeit a nice guy, and if he actually did, who gives a fuck. It had nothing to do with us.

[EvilHomerJ666]

Yeah he sounded really choked up about the breakup *cough bit *cough...

Jesus Gary you are a fucking rube at times albeit a nice guy, and if he actually did, who gives a fuck. It had nothing to do with us.

QFT :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Standby]

Yeah he sounded really choked up about the breakup *cough bit *cough...

Jesus Gary you are a fucking rube at times albeit a nice guy, and if he actually did, who gives a fuck. It had nothing to do with us.

Hey look, it's "gets the show" guy! :action-sm

[EnragedHernia]

I've been thinking the Rider bit is over but after hearing Dave return to his usual loud stupid act last night, I'll take the Rider everyday. The Rider act keeps Dave under control.

No hideout right now, bring J-Dubbs in.

[Earth2murf]

Even i miss the Redheaded prick!!

[Turtle]

It's Internet tough guy time, huh? And your little crusade against Dave wasn't childish? I noticed that you all talked big with your dog jokes and chef jokes, but I sure got a lot of PMs whenever I'd stick up for him. It was always, "We're just kidding. It's just a bit. Blah blah blah."

The guy lost his chick because you had to cry and cry because there was ONE aspect of the show you didn't like. Seems like the bit went to far - and like I've said a hundred times now, I'd much rather here Ron and Fez's bits, not a bunch of message board guys who probably sit in their cubicle and wish they had Dave's life. Especially since it was the same motherfucking joke every time. Great bit, guys.
Not only am I an internet tough guy, I would say I'm a real life tough guy. Now that I have cleared that up for you, let me say the bit has not gone to far. If ESD got fired because of WB, the bit would not have gone to far. Nothing gets out on air during the show that Ron & Fez don't want going out. West Side left ESD and that sucks for him. But the fact that we like to shit on Dave on air had nothing to do with her dumping him.

[Farm Flufer]

If you told me 3 weeks ago that I would say this, I would have had you committed, but I miss ESD as well. Maybe it's because I just hate the Midnight Rider sooooo much.

West Side left ESD and that sucks for him. But the fact that we like to shit on Dave on air had nothing to do with her dumping him.

Totally agree with you Turtle. Also, what chick breaks up with a guy 2 weeks before Valentine's Day unless she already has a backup plan put in action.

[striker]

Ok children you got your wish, Bravo for taking the bit too far and breaking up ESD and westside's relationship. You cant bring up anything when it comes to O&A's personal life but you fucking assholes attack dave to the point where you affected his personal life? You fucking stupid assholes suck at life, not ESD, grow the fuck up


Obviously, someone needs to clean the wax out of their ears. She broke up with him because of something he said recently, not what we did to him.

[psyduck]

I can only hope that ESD's chick leaving him is true.
Now, dear Jesus, please have him kill himself. Given the drunken stupor he was in on the FreeFM show tonite, I think he is well on his way.

:drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

[TonyBagels]

I don't know man, I like Dave but The Midnight Rider is like the all time BEST producer Ron and Fez have ever had!

Who else has ever uttered such phrases as Oogly Boogly? I don't think I even remember the now legendary Al Dukes saying such things.
Staples said that type of stuff, but only when he fell off the wagon.

[TonyBagels]

Wow, ESD has his mommy come and stick up for him. Are you going to take him to get an Orange Julius and make it all better mommy?
Damn it's been too long, I'd fuckin' love an orange julius. Maybe I'll stop to get one after I finish shopping at Chess King

[BaLZaC~308]

I love the people that blame turtle, tonybagels, or anyone else here for dave and westside breaking up.

Do you guys really understand how fucking laughable that is?!?
A couple is gonna split up after 5 years because of wackbag?

It had nothing to do with shit in their personal life right?

[frago]

Why cant he just jump off a bridge or something.
I would cheer so loud.




Seriously.

[psyduck]

Why cant he just jump off a bridge or something.
I would cheer so loud.




Seriously.

Seriously indeed, Sir. Seriously indeed.

:chefico :chefico :chefico :chefico :chefico

[mayor menino]

i half expected to wake up to breaking news of a bungled attempted murder suicide performed by a red headed drunk wearing a mask and hat

[TonyBagels]

I love the people that blame turtle, tonybagels, or anyone else here for dave and westside breaking up.

Do you guys really understand how fucking laughable that is?!?
A couple is gonna split up after 5 years because of wackbag?

It had nothing to do with shit in their personal life right?
Thank you sir. What the Inno was intended for was for him to stop shooting his mouth off (which he tends to do), essentially for him to do a less cheap act (in Ronnie's words). If she got it after Christmas why would it take her two months to listen to the tracks? Not to mention the minor thing that it's Dave that did those deeds and then discussed them on air. We didn't make the horrible shit up and record them to the Inno.

[TonyBagels]

Why cant he just jump off a bridge or something.
I would cheer so loud.




Seriously.
May I just say that I don't endorse anyone's suicide. If anything, I hope this is a wake-up call for him. Some people need everything to crumble to see what the real issues that caused the events to happen are. Of course, it doesn't always take 30 years to realize your shortcomings, but who am I to judge.

Dave, if you read this, please dude, don't do anything stupid. To use Ron's thoughts, the only thing we have to do in this life is be chill/cool. You need to learn one thing: moderation.

[TJLamb0518]

It's Internet tough guy time, huh? And your little crusade against Dave wasn't childish? I noticed that you all talked big with your dog jokes and chef jokes, but I sure got a lot of PMs whenever I'd stick up for him. It was always, "We're just kidding. It's just a bit. Blah blah blah."

The guy lost his chick because you had to cry and cry because there was ONE aspect of the show you didn't like. Seems like the bit went to far - and like I've said a hundred times now, I'd much rather here Ron and Fez's bits, not a bunch of message board guys who probably sit in their cubicle and wish they had Dave's life. Especially since it was the same motherfucking joke every time. Great bit, guys.


You're wrong AND a waterhead.

Wackbag did not break ESD and his chick up. No one INVENTED all the tings he said about HER, their relationship and their sex life. HE said all these things, knowing and saying she'd dump him (rightfully) if she ever found out. So, he knew it was wrong and kept going. He got what he deserves.

[Turtle]

Looking at a few other boards and from some of the posts here on WB, it seems like several people are blaming WB for Westside dumping ESD. Let’s look at the history of WB vs. ESD and have an honest appraisal of where blame should be place.

ESD was beaten in a sports trivia contest by a Wackbagger, and as a result had to get a Wackbag tattoo. He also got a Lucky Boy tattoo the same day. Dave made it clear that he would need to hide the new ink from Westside.

ESD successfully completes a Power Hour and proclaims “Fuck you Wackbag you sons of cocks” Presumably because of his tattoos and the smashing he receives on the listening threads. Ok, the comment was funny, but I took it on myself to defend Wackbags honor. I started this thread http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=53297.

In that thread I wanted ESD to apologies for insulting Wackbag. The next show, ESD gets on mic and calls me out. I call the show and defend Wackbag and ask for an apology. ESD will not back down and DD from FBA calls in, and in a smart move, makes ESD a mod over at FBA.

Now as an FBA mod ESD continues to smash Wackbag. Myself, Tony Bagels, Striker and others call in and smash ESD. This continues for months. Start of bit.

The idea to force an apology from ESD is created in this thread http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=53535 the idea being that we put together an audio list of ESD shooting his mouth off. His comments ranged from talking about he and Westsides sex life to his relationship with a dog.

Last show of the year, Tony Bagels brings in the XM unit that WB purchased for ESD/Westside. Ron plays CD clips of ESD running off at the mouth, specifically about he and Westsides relationship. ESD is given the chance to apologize to Wackbag again and prevent Westside from hearing all the audio of him revealing personal information. In an attempt to prevent Westside from hearing the audio, ESD gets on his hands and knees and performs an ass out apology to Wackbag. Tony Bagels is now going to delete audio of ESD on the XM unit and give the unit as a gift. DD from FBA calls in and chastises ESD for his apology to Wackbag. ESD recants his apology and resumes the fuck you Wackbag bit.

ESD is given the XM unit by Ron to take home to Westside. (Do you think that ESD gave the XM unit to Westside with the audio? Or did he delete the audio before taking the unit home?) He comes back to the show in early 2007 and talks about how he is sleeping on a chair because of his actions on Pal Talk. A few weeks later on the FreeFM show he expresses an interest in being free of his relationship. The next day Westside dumps him.

I feel like this is an honest accounting of what has happened. If you disagree, then post your version of the events. Tell me now, how are we responsible?

[Turtle]

bump

[BaLZaC~308]

I love how on fba and spreadthevirus wackbag gets all the blame, but no mention of paltalk which was definitely a bigger factor then wackbag, since westside admittedly hated paltalk and dave would spend alot of time on there oogling all the 'hot' chicks.