FU to my pussy-whipped friends

[JeepJeep]

Just wanted to say FUCK YOU to the guys invited to my bachelor party this summer and won't go because it's a 5 hour trip away from home but will go "if it's a little closer I can probably make it." :fight6:

[NightStalker3]

Time for some new friends. I hate people like that as I would try and make stuff like for my friends. Faggots.

[sknight]

Fuck your friends. How can you not go to a bachelor's party for your bro?

I say bring it to LI and start at FH's.

[YUCK FOU]

no shit are you kidding me and i'm sure you went totally out of the way for these fools back in the day as well as now...fuck em they dont make it it is more lap dances and box muching in your face for you...

[sknight]

That's it. Fuck them. Find some new friends to go and fuck the strippers without protection with you.

[tripwire519]

fuck that... I don't know one fucking person that I would drive 5 hours to go to a goddamn bachelor party for.


especially someone who would be pissed if I didn't. My time is worth way too much to me to invest 10 hours driving somewhere to get drunk and watch a buddy ruin his life.

[Joe Avezzano]

fuck that... I don't know one fucking person that I would drive 5 hours to go to a goddamn bachelor party for.


especially someone who would be pissed if I didn't. My time is worth way too much to me to invest 10 hours driving somewhere to get drunk and watch a buddy ruin his life.

I'd have to partially agree with this. There is only about 1 or 2 really good friends that I would go for. Other than that... nah.

[sknight]

I'd have to partially agree with this. There is only about 1 or 2 really good friends that I would go for. Other than that... nah.
Would you pay for them to get full service from the strippas?

[Salem]

Ya man 5 hours is a haul. Nevermind the drunken ride home. Y dont u go to them?

[tar_baby]

are those guys married?...it not...take satisfaction in the fact that half of those relationships are going to come to a bitter and angry end...followed by depression, fights, alcoholism and lots of tears..its a beautiful thing

all these "happy relationship" people make me fucking sick

"oh..is that cause ur jealous tar baby?"
no...its cause i see the future and know that many happy couples....well..i already explained it in the happy couples thread

[YourAmishDaddy]

all these "happy relationship" people make me fucking sick



Why does this not surprise me? :icon_lol:

Misery loves company.


Some people just don't feel like having to drive five hours to party with whores and strippers. It's not personal, but they're not that unique these days. And yeah it's a cool time to get together with friends and all, but wouldn't a real friend understand why they can't make it?

[tar_baby]

its not about misery loves company...its all about how fake it is...u see them staring into each others eyes like he/she is the one person they will be with the rest of their lives...little do they know that one of them in the relationship is probably cheating or doing something wrong...AND..where did all those good feelings go when these couples break up?...no more kissy-poo and eye gazing on the park bench..no no...much much worse...what a waste...but whatever...they prolly deserve it

[the far side]

hey fuck all that, you need one new best friend? im your man i just got seperated from the bitch of the century a 5 hour drive for some strange is what i need!!

[bethm1b]

hey fuck all that, you need one new best friend? im your man i just got seperated from the bitch of the century a 5 hour drive for some strange is what i need!!
The only guy making sense. Men would crawl through 5 miles of shit and 10 miles of glass to get drunk and laid but you wont drive 5 hours? The strippers do have sex with you right? I've never been to one but that's what I've heard. Can I get there by bus?

[Puddle O AIDs]

Honestly, i have one friend i would drive 5 hours for and thats a strech but still....

Bro's before hoes man, bro's before ho's

[tripwire519]

Men would crawl through 5 miles of shit and 10 miles of glass to get drunk and laid but you wont drive 5 hours?


nope. I have never bothered going out of my way to get drunk or get laid.


If you let a woman think you will crawl through shit and glass to get laid then she knows she controls you. Whether its a chick at a bar or your wife of 10 years... never never ASK or do something out of the ordinary just to get laid.


I laugh at guys buying ladies drinks and all their freinds at the bar just to have the PRIVLEDGE of talking to them. It seems so pathetic and desperate.
My wife and her freinds go out to "ladies night" for free. Because of pathetic desperate men.


If you need to drive 5 hours to go look at and MAYBE after you spend an assload of money touch a naked girl then you have some serious confidence issues.

[Salem]

The only guy making sense. Men would crawl through 5 miles of shit and 10 miles of glass to get drunk and laid but you wont drive 5 hours? The strippers do have sex with you right? I've never been to one but that's what I've heard. Can I get there by bus?


Thats almost never true. Probly 1 out of 10 times you can. If yu go to ghetto clubs with crack head strippers then ya. But if your looking for perfect 10s to screw after hours then you are gonna be shit outta luck.

[HockeyHelmet]

If you really want to got to a place 5 hours away then go with the couple of people that want to go....if not, then find a place closer if you want more people....or have two...does it really matter where you get fucked up for the weekend?

[WMB]

Let me know the date and time. I'm a pretty cheap rent-a-friend.

[HummerTuesdays]

Waaahhh. You sound like a Groomzilla. Are you at least providing a place for them to stay, or are you making them drive 5 hours back home after drinking all night? From your very brief rant it sounds like you (&/or your best man) are awful hosts.

[YourAmishDaddy]

its not about misery loves company...its all about how fake it is...u see them staring into each others eyes like he/she is the one person they will be with the rest of their lives...little do they know that one of them in the relationship is probably cheating or doing something wrong...AND..where did all those good feelings go when these couples break up?...no more kissy-poo and eye gazing on the park bench..no no...much much worse...what a waste...but whatever...they prolly deserve it

I used to think that way bro. But believe it or not it can work. I almost gave up on the idea, but it worked. I'm not into all that mushy sentimental shit though, neither is my chick. We're just two sick jaded assholes that complement each other well.