FU "Proud Parent" Bumper Stickers

[ShooterMcGavin]

Anyone else sick of minivans with the stupid "proud parent of a __________ student"

Look at me. My kid is better than yours. TEE HEE

I saw one today that made me laugh, though. This cunt obviously had a dumb kid that couldn't quite make the honor system, so to make herself feel better about her stupid kid she got 2 bumper stickers that say,

"Proud parent of a TERRIFIC KID"

ARE YA? IS HE? Fuck you and your retarded offspring.

[MacOSX]

An FU that I agree with 100%.

It's the "My life sucks and didn't turn out the way I wanted, so I will live it vicariously through my child" syndrome.

Good FU!

[Salem]

"My kid beat up your honor student" and "My son got your honor student pregnant" are always good ones. Im sure the "creative minds" on this board could come up with a few more...

[tripwire519]

For my truck... "my kids are better than yours"

for my wife's car. "3 kids, 5'7", 105lbs, Stop making excuses fatso!"

[NoSurviivors]

My sister has a sticker that says 'my pug bit your honor student'.

Just flew to Disney world.. I love first class, but I could still hear the runts in rhe back..

[westben2002]

i like that on occasion, you see those 'my kid can beat up your honor student'

i chuckle but it reminds me of that Demetri Martin bit about "I think bumper stickers are shortcuts....they basically say "hey...lets never hang out'"

[TravisRB69]

My kid killed your precious little honor student. Parents with bumper stickers like the above need to be bitchslapped, and the worst offenders need to be dragged out into the street and shot.

Fuck this and vanity license plates with douchebaggy, self important shit on it. I saw some jerkoff yesterday driving around in a new Hummer and the plates had "CUZICAN" Oh, CAN YOU? It makes up for the fact that you're a GODDAMN RICH CUNT!

Have fun NEVER taking your new Hummer off a paved road EVER.

[tar_baby]

how many of those "proud parents' " kids end up degenerate addicts?

im sure the percentage is pretty high....then they gotta peel the bumper sticker off and those black marks are left on the paint forever reminding them how their kid threw it all away

[wes mantooth]

Of course they're proud parents their kids haven't grown up enough to really show their fuck-up potential.

[Mommadeez4u]

Recently saw and loffed at: "Your child is on honor student, but you're still a moron."

[TrainableHoward]

Only thing more annoying than those proud parent bumper stickers is all the vanity plates on the back of soccer mommy minivans that read something like, "4RKIDS", or "R3BOYS".
Kill yourselves, assholes.
Incidently, my license plate says, "PWNAGE". My chick's says "YOURMOM". Honk and WOW if you see me.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

I am proud of my three month old.
She pooped a massive turd yesterday and after that pooed diareha out her diapers and on her pants as she was sitting on my lap so i got poo pants too. Very proud of the poo.

[sknight]

Only thing more annoying than those proud parent bumper stickers is all the vanity plates on the back of soccer mommy minivans that read something like, "4RKIDS", or "R3BOYS".
Kill yourselves, assholes.
Incidently, my license plate says, "PWNAGE". My chick's says "YOURMOM". Honk and WOW if you see me.
no, more annoying than that is the white trash that actually goes to the decal shop to get stickers of the names of their children to put on their back windows. I have one of those people on my block and believe me, they are fucking idiots. I remember the dad parked on a corner illegally that has a blind turn and a no parking for a reason. Well...it obstructed my view and I almost turned into his little turd child.

The name thing annoys me a lot because these people are so fucking stupid, they don't even know they're giving kid touchers an advantage to get their children by advertising their names. When I was a PI for a year, we used to use that to talk to kids and get the trust of them to tell us the whereabouts of their criminal parents. Kids don't like to lie to friendly people and people that know their names aren't strangers.

[Absolutely]

I hate all bumper stickers of course.
My favorites are the ones like Opie was talking about "Ask me about my ____ " do they really want to be asked? I don't get it. Or "I love my ____ "usually some sort of fat woman with a type of dog.

But the best for me is the insanely hoosier "Keep honking, I'm reloading" - ARE YA?
I wish I had the balls to just honk behind the person for about 10 minutes, but I don't.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Saw one today - Proud parent of a DISTINGUISHED Honor student. And it wasn't one of those ordinary white w/blue text - it looked.....serious. Like, my kid isn't just an honor student, they are DISTINGUISHED. Better than your dumbass honor student.

[Bunny™]

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[THE FEZ MAN]

the only thing i hate more than your honer student is you asshole

[Absolutely]

Another one I Hate is the "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"
I wouldn't understand what? How you're so adventurous and outdoorsy b/c you have plastic bags for windows and no doors, oh lowdy lord.

Why don't you try explaining it, I think I can comprehend it.
And it's not like you're in some exclusive non attainable club, any mother fucker can buy a Jeep.. it's not like you own some rare $3,000,000 car, if you do then stick some sticker on it, I wouldn't understand.

[Flipperbaby aOK]

How about this for a bumper sticker: Todays Children; Tomorrows Pedophiles

[rustytrombone1]

Saw a couple that made me laugh:

President Bush, pull out......your father should have!

another

Tell your wife thanks

[Absolutely]

I'd like to tag on an Fu to people who can't put their stupid bumper stickers on straight.
Their "It's a child not a choice" or "My student..." sticker is just not even pretending to be on straight, how can you not put it on straight? Like they put it on blind folded.
It makes you look even more retarded

[ASSMAN]

Only thing more annoying than those proud parent bumper stickers is all the vanity plates on the back of soccer mommy minivans that read something like, "4RKIDS", or "R3BOYS".
Kill yourselves, assholes.
Incidently, my license plate says, "PWNAGE". My chick's says "YOURMOM". Honk and WOW if you see me.

YES. Those make my physically ill. There are a number of mini vans around town with plates just like that. "4R4SONS" what started this shit?

[tar_baby]

Another one I Hate is the "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"

HA...i just saw this for the first time yesterday....i obviously dont understand

[Smokezilla]

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There's a market for these. . . Maybe you can print me one out for my fag brother.;)

[bethm1b]

I want one that says " Proud parent of a serial Rap!st"

[Chino Kapone]

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[bethm1b]

I love Reid Flemming worlds toughest milkman. He's beating the crap out of some young punk who calls him baldy screaming "I cut my hair like this"

[Kid Brock]

I saw one when I was driving thru Oklahoma the other day. It said "my son is a video blogger on youtube".

[augiep38]

My favorite bumper sticker said "If I would of known they would be this much of a problem, I would of picked my own cotton"

[fatfrankie]

how many of those "proud parents' " kids end up degenerate addicts?

sting how many members does this bord have?

[Absolutely]

What's up with the gun shot decals?
What does it mean? That you're such a bad ass that people are fake shooting at your car?
You know, these things http://www.cyclespot.com/Harley_Apparel_Gifts/Magnets%20&%20Magnetic%20Decals/image/63511b_bullet_holes_decals_a.jpg

Also, I guess because it's summer I've notice an insane amount of those half baseballs stuck in to the glass of the back window. Gay.

[Ant's_rapier]

My brother got me a sticker for when my kid is a little older-

My Gamer fragged your honor student.

I hate the ones that promiently display a childs name, what sport they play, where they go to school and what there number is. Its everything a predator would need to stalk your kid.

[CM Mark]

I saw one like this the other day. It was on a Jeep Wrangler.


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/Bumpersticker.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

My favorite bumper sticker said "If I would of known they would be this much of a problem, I would of picked my own cotton"

i have that one. and another one that says "built lazy illiterate Americans. tested in japan" and has a of a mushroom cloud

[Absolutely]

i have that one. and another one that says "built lazy illiterate Americans. tested in japan" and has a of a mushroom cloud

So you actually have that on your car?
That takes stones my friend.