Help Dave win back Westside...advice and tips

[cigarsandscotch]

I feel feel bummed for ESD. Getting dumped by a long time girlfriend sucks. I think he needs either walk away without demeaning himself, or do something big to win her back. Something romantic, yet fun and carefree like Dave. Something like taking her on an all expense paid trip to.....Walt Disney World. Jet flying, limosine riding, a great hotel and all the perks. I recommend that on their first morning there, they book a breakfast with character dining....the best one there is.....Breakfast with Chef Mickey. Oh what, nevermind, that can't turn out good. Does anyone have any better ideas?
















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[BaLZaC~308]

man you are fucking hysterical!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, nice C&S! :clap: :clap:

I personally say he should give her a dog....








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it's something they both can share!

[patbattlefield]

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[SKANE]

Wow. So wrong yet so damn funny.

[me in canada]

I think he should shoot himself in the head, inorder to garner her sympothy

[Wrecktum]

I feel feel bummed for ESD. Getting dumped by a long time girlfriend sucks. I think he needs either walk away without demeaning himself, or do something big to win her back. Something romantic, yet fun and carefree like Dave. Something like taking her on an all expense paid trip to.....Walt Disney World. Jet flying, limosine riding, a great hotel and all the perks. I recommend that on their first morning there, they book a breakfast with character dining....the best one there is.....Breakfast with Chef Mickey. Oh what, nevermind, that can't turn out good. Does anyone have any better ideas?
















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HOLY Shit C&S u made me LOL :clap::clap::clap::clap:

[MrBogey]

He could try and freshen his breath. I hear drinking bleach can help. Or if he wants to darken himself up he can take roughly 10 times the daily dosage of Vitamin A. That'll cure all of our... I mean, his problems.

[Earth2murf]

he should cut his cock off and send it to her in a box

[Your_Moms_Box]

any pics of west side out there, or is that against the rules

[Jimmy's Junk]

he might get some sympathy this way




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I know it's bad :icon_mrgr

[Newmania]

In all honesty, he needs to back the fuck off.

[Sprite]

A jolly good 'kick in the cunt' ought to do the trick. :icon_bigg

[snail trails]

he needs to listen to black phillip show and learn.

and move on from that girl. she sounds worthless.

[FAZ8218]

Very nice work on the comedic stand point fellas...

On a serious note. Dave: Many people have said it on the air, if she can't accept you for who you are, and doesn't respect your love for your job, then she's just not the one dude. Because even if she tries to live with it.. there will always be that lingering thought in the back of her mind, and deep down it will always bother her.

Think of it this way. Freedom!!! No more phone calls "hi, I'm doing this" "I'm staying at the studio late" "Do you wanna do this?" "Will it bother you if i do that...". Come and go as you please. Drink as much as you want. Be yourself in any and every situation. Giants games, Nets games, Yankees games whenever you want. Paltalk as long as you want, as late as you want. Complete freedom. Forget the ugly jokes man, enough people know you, someone is gonna wanna fuck East Side Dave. Show her that you don't need her, and enjoy your life.

...same advice goes for you Rider. :icon_wink

[BIV]

Three words:
Dump the cunt.

That being said, I'd love it if she gave him the ultimatum and he chose her.

[TJLamb0518]

The one way to win her back? Quit the radio shows.

[NortonsHeiny]

I agree with Ronnies (and for the record any of Ronnies comments on anything) comment of you dont leave first unless you have a second. Dave for christ sake you are a part of the RON & FEZ SHOW FUCK HER if she cant handle it. Go out and find a WOMAN with a sense of humor who gets it. And then post pictures of your new hot chick on all of the web sites for her to see when she is being a nosy creeper.

[Iron Duke]

This can only end on CNN with a "BREAKING NEWS" banner and sad music.

[frago]

He needs to just grow a set.
Begging woment and playing the poor downtrodden soul is pathetic. If she takes him back it will be out of sympathy and not love.

For petes sake BE A MAN!

[Lil Precious]

Move on Dave...just walk away...find a new dog.:action-sm

[HockeyHelmet]

Yea man...fuck her...you have to be happy....which ever one makes you more happy if you can't have both.

[jimmyjimjimz]

dude
just forget about her. seriously. if she doesn't want to see you follow your dream, she's not worth it. there's plenty more women out there. I read in the paper that New York City has the most single women out of every city in america, so there's someone else out there. Just forget about her and move on.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha

[Maynard K]

I would stress about it if I were you Dave, she was the one. If I were in your shoes, I would lite the nearest car on fire, and get in.

[samnyc08]

Dave, my advice would be to leave a dump on her doorstep. That way when she leaves her home she'll know you've been there!

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

ESD sux @ girls now............:icon_lol: