FU friends who make me look like shit in comparison

[boardsofcanada]

Why the fuck do you assholes have to get laid? Fucking pricks. Why do you have to have more friends then me? It's not my fault that I can't get laid so why do you have to selfish and actually get pussy yourself instead of halting everything so i don't feel like shit. fuck you. why do you all have to have beer and i dont....damnit my liver is dying, havent had beer in 2 months.....and why the fuck is prince on for the super bowl..most importantly why is he wearing a ****** hat thing...fuck me for not being able to come up with the right words.

[MJMANDALAY]

in:popcorn:

[ShooterMcGavin]

No idea what you just said.

[BaLZaC~308]

.....

[MAV]

im in

[B54]

I am good enough of a friend to get everything you said.

But then that makes this FU partially to me.

[boardsofcanada]

that makes this FU is partially to me.
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[wes mantooth]

Why the fuck do you assholes have to get laid? Fucking pricks. Why do you have to have more friends then me? It's not my fault that I can't get laid so why do you have to selfish and actually get pussy yourself instead of halting everything so i don't feel like shit. fuck you. why do you all have to have beer and i dont....damnit my liver is dying, havent had beer in 2 months.....and why the fuck is prince on for the super bowl..most importantly why is he wearing a ****** hat thing...fuck me for not being able to come up with the right words.


This post fits your avatar perfectly.

[boardsofcanada]

hahahhaa, didnt even think of that...hey what happened to the sympathy and stuff that normally goes with these posts (just kidding)



















(not really)

[DoucheMeister]

hahahhaa, didnt even think of that...hey what happened to the sympathy and stuff that normally goes with these posts

Good luck 'bro.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

try getting a hooker and snorting coke.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Ok, not terrific.

[westben2002]

in ode to your avitar

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

[Puddle O AIDs]

"Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies"
-Gore Vidal

[Cunt Smasher]

Gee,I didn't realize I was doing that,sorry.:action-sm

[sknight]

Sorry. I just have a great personality and a big cock.

[B54]

Sorry. I just have a great personality and a big cock.

Do ya?

Indian men: not endowed with a good sized penis (BBC)

Indian men are not endowed with a good sized and well shaped penis. There is a well known joke after an Indian woman had an affair with a well endowed foreigner: my husbands organ is so small, my finger seems to do better in mustrabation.
Ones an Indian woman tries a foreigner, she never looks back.
Is this the reason Indian men try to control their wives through force and intimidation?
Indian women has great vagina, it is bit tight and well greased as reported by the British who occupied India for many centuries.---------Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters
Sunil Mehra

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.'Not a problem'

Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country."Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."

But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/south_a...

Published: 2006/12/08 13:08:43 GMT

© BBC MMVI

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[sknight]

One can easily apply that to persons of Russian descent as well.

Additionally, the region of upbringing makes a difference, which is why you see Asian chicks from their homelands look like little boys while they are pretty fucking hot here. Same for those tiny indians, who are quite large here.

I also say it is the size that matters.

[boardsofcanada]

Sorry. I just have a great personality and a big cock.

I said FU friends

And whats with you talking about ur cock and ur asshole lately?

[B54]

One can easily apply that to persons of Russian descent as well.

Additionally, the region of upbringing makes a difference, which is why you see Asian chicks from their homelands look like little boys while they are pretty fucking hot here. Same for those tiny indians, who are quite large here.

I also say it is the size that matters.

If that helps you sleep better at night. :haha7: