FU to Monday Morning Quarterbacks

[Joe Avezzano]

I've had it with these fucks who wander around the office the day after a big game and offer up their unsolicited analysis of the game and waste huge amounts of time in the process. You can hear them going from cube to cube where they hang on the walls in a casual pose and ramble on, just parroting everything they heard on sports radio on the drive in.

They are not interested in anything you have to say, they just want to get up and hear themselves talk. Fuck you guys! We watched the same game, someone won, someone lost, and that's about it. I never mentioned the game, let alone initiate any kind of conversation, and I fucking certainly never asked you to explain it to me. You comments are not called for or interesting and you bring nothing new to the table. Thank God I have my headphones on so I can just listen to 202 and nod politely.

In summary fuck you to guys who wander over to your desk just to waste time hearing themselves talk, and especially fuck you if you're offering Super Bowl analysis.

[TreeFortRichard]

this was my exact stance after the pats lost to the colts 2 weeks ago...Who DOESN'T know that grossman stunk on ice...Really, who was surprised to see the colts win? What? Grossman fucked up? You would have put greise in? What? You would have put hester in the middle of the field or pitched it back to him? what? you would have...Blah blah blah....


I would guess you are prob a bears fan, and I was rooting for the bears, so it makes you fucking crazy when some fringe fan who watched his first full game of the year tells you how it should have gone..

[Joe Avezzano]

I wish these guys would have such original comments. It's mostly just saying "grossman's rating at halftime was..." or "it was the first time in a super bowl..." that type of shit. No opinions of any kind, just stating facts they heard. Now I'm getting pissed all over again.

[Puddle O AIDs]

The only discusion of a football game on monday should be done at 1 am in the morning while drinking, the next day you just look like a douche

[TreeFortRichard]

how about the fucktards who "Only watch it for the commercials.."

[Puddle O AIDs]

how about the fucktards who "Only watch it for the commercials.."

Lets not go there, how would we get blown without them?:icon_mrgr

[TreeFortRichard]

I am proud to say that my boyfri....WIFE loves football :)

[westben2002]

Looks like someone is having a case of the (mopey voice) MONDAYS

[abudabit]

How about the announcers in basketball? They do that shit all the time. Everytime they make a prediction it's proven wrong a half minute later and then they pretend they said or meant something else. Just call the fucking game and stop acting like you know everything.

Edit: My expert analysis is that they needed to hold on to the ball better.

[Myhairygrundle]

I was just saying to a co-worker at the water cooler this morning how the Bears might have won if Grossman wasn't so bad. I would have totally put in Hester for every play. I think he really liked what I had to say.

On a side note, I can just hear it now from Madden, Sumrall, et all...

"Ya see, everytime it rained and the opening kickoff is returned for a touchdown, the NFC team has lost."

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

this was my exact stance after the pats lost to the colts 2 weeks ago...Who DOESN'T know that grossman stunk on ice...Really, who was surprised to see the colts win? What? Grossman fucked up? You would have put greise in? What? You would have put hester in the middle of the field or pitched it back to him? what? you would have...Blah blah blah....


I would guess you are prob a bears fan, and I was rooting for the bears, so it makes you fucking crazy when some fringe fan who watched his first full game of the year tells you how it should have gone..
Oh yea this is true.
I hate when everyone is a pro after watching one game. Especially women. :icon_evil

[TreeFortRichard]

Oh yea this is true.
I hate when everyone is a pro after watching one game. Especially women. :icon_evil
"COme on, tackle him...why can't they just tackle him...Or Why are they throwing to 'that guy' every time" yeah...if a chick has no clue it will drive you nuts....

my chick gets football...it makes me so proud!

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

"COme on, tackle him...why can't they just tackle him...Or Why are they throwing to 'that guy' every time" yeah...if a chick has no clue it will drive you nuts....

my chick gets football...it makes me so proud!
my wife could care less but she made me proud at superbowl. she went to the party didnt say a peep and after the game she never even mentioned it let me be for 2 days. unlike her mother-----its only a game.....i looked at her and said--IS IT? maybe for you. ahhhhh that pisses me off