FU Spanish Professor

[ShooterMcGavin]

My Spanish professor this semester is a fucking abomination.

For every quiz and test, guess what the fuck she does?

She doesn't fucking grade them. She makes us TRADE PAPERS and passes out red pens and has us grade our "partner's" paper. What am I in fucking 2nd grade? And I'm not sure I'm comfortable with letting someone else know how good or shitty I am doing in a class, and I'm sure they feel the same way.

Not only does she not grade them, she doesn't even make copies of the fucking thing. No. She fucking puts it on a projector and has us write our answers down on notebook paper.

IS EVERYONE DONE WITH QUESTIONS 1 THROUGH 10 OR DOES ANYONE NEED MORE TIME?

And of course there's always one fuckin retard who is still working on like the second fucking question and slowing everyone down, which again, I'm sure he/she is not comfortable with letting everyone know he/she is having trouble.

How about do your fucking job professionally and fucking make copies and pass them out and let us work at our own pace. Then when we are done, we hand them to you and leave so as not to disturb the other test/quiz takers. That's how it works in EVERY FUCKING CLASS ONE TAKES IN COLLEGE, YOU FUCKING TWAT!!!

HOW ABOUT THAT CUNT? HOW ABOUT NOT ACT LIKE A FUCKING 6TH GRADE TEACHER! BE FUCKING PROFESSIONAL! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, YOU ARE NOT TEACHING A BUNCH OF CHILDREN! THIS IS COLLEGE FOR FUCK SAKE!

[wes mantooth]

:icon_mrgr You should fuck her. It would be a puma instead of a cougar attack what with her being Spanish and all.

[kloraferm]

:icon_mrgr You should fuck her. It would be a puma instead of a cougar attack what with her being Spanish and all.
If she's at least remotely hot, I would totally try to score that (but that's me :rolleyes: )

[ShooterMcGavin]

If she's at least remotely hot, I would totally try to score that (but that's me :rolleyes: )

at least 50 and not at all attractive. Just your regular creepy lady.

[kloraferm]

at least 50 and not at all attractive. Just your regular creepy lady.
Ugh. That totally removes all potential hotness. You've got my sympathies bro.

[sknight]

Something like that happened when I took calc 1. Had an awful professor that was at death's door and would barely show up because she was literally attending the funerals of friends.

She would give us these exams that were sort of calc 1 problems, but they encompasses skills and theories to solve we never learned yet and won't until subsequent courses. Best part about it was she never gave us our exams back, so we had no idea how well or poorly we did. She once gave us a take home quiz that was 6 pages. I got the furthest in it before I gave up. 2 1/4 pages in six hours. I showed it to the chairman and she said there's no way we could be expected to do the job and not even the grads were able to do many of the problems.

Fast forward to the end...I was one of the few that passed with a fucking C, which I didn't deserve because I am a fantastic math student. The next semester, I scored an A in calc 2, and even got an award.

There was another oddity in that we sponsored a symposium for math anxiety and the speaker and I had a conversation. I told her of my experience the previous semester and she asked who was my professor. I told her and she turned white. That professor was the one that caused her math anxiety 30 years ago.

[Absolutely]

This happens all the time, some college classes are nothing more than a 5th grade class.
"Today we're going to watch a movie, you can bring popcorn and sodas if you'd like"
Last semester in Spanish I had to do a 5 minute presentation on anything spanish, fully equipt with a homemade collage on poster board. I had to buy scissors, gluestick, poster board like i was 11 years old.

Just do what we did in 5th grade, make a friend and give eachother 100%s.

[al885]

back in 8th grade i would trade with my friend and give each other 100% on the paper every time

[B54]

Just leave your paper blank, don't switch with anyone, fill in the answers yourself for 100%.

Used to do that in World History in 10th grade.

[HummerTuesdays]

I always loved professor evaluations at the end of the semester. :)

[Absolutely]

I always loved professor evaluations at the end of the semester. :)

Those don't mean shit.
But they're fun to bash people on.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Those don't mean shit.
But they're fun to bash people on.

Absolutely.

I was so fuckin harsh on my Film professor. I think I used "cunt" in there somewhere. Good thing they are anonymous :D

[Glenn Dandy]

Now write that in Spanish.

[blee]

What's the problem?????
You will pass the class if you make nice with some of your fellow classmates.