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Flipperbaby aOK
02-08-2007, 03:36 PM
So i walked in to the liquor store and asked "Can I get a pint of Jim?" and she, the cunt, replyed "I don't know can you?".

Where the fuck do you think we are? 4th grade? I had a lot less restraint back then and i might have just sodomized her with a tire iron.

I said "Yeah I can, if you give it to me" as she turned around to get the pint she said "Ain't no reason to get mad at a joke". I shook my head and said "ain't there?"

fuck you retard grammar police.
Glenn Dandy
02-08-2007, 04:15 PM
So i walked in to the liquor store and asked "Can I get a pint of Jim?" and she, the cunt, replyed "I don't know can you?".

Where the fuck do you think we are? 4th grade? I had a lot less restraint back then and i might have just sodomized her with a tire iron.

I said "Yeah I can, if you give it to me" as she turned around to get the pint she said "Ain't no reason to get mad at a joke". I shook my head and said "ain't there?"

fuck you retard grammar police.

Nice come back if shes smart enough to get it.

I usualy just pull out a 357 and scream GIMME THE BOOZE CUNT! with one eye all twitchy.and some skittles.
BroGonzo
02-08-2007, 04:21 PM
The girl I'm fucking works at a liquor store. She wouldn't have said anything THAT stupid.
kloraferm
02-08-2007, 05:20 PM
She sounds like a keeper. :rolleyes:
YUCK FOU
02-12-2007, 09:39 PM
liquor up front poker in the rear...Waaaka Waaaaka!!!

oh and Freddie Noe thanks you for your support!!!
wes mantooth
02-13-2007, 07:07 AM
Was she a lesbian? I've heard they can really hold their licker. ROTFL



>car crash



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BroGonzo
02-13-2007, 08:24 AM
Fuck liquor store broads in general. Mine turned out to be a cunt.
HockeyHelmet
02-13-2007, 08:28 AM
wow that was quick
Smokezilla
02-13-2007, 08:58 AM
What's the connection between Wackbaggers and liqourstore sluts??? Hmmmmm. . . curious."whaa"
WhiteHonkyDevil
02-13-2007, 01:51 PM
I'd hate to think she might have been flirting with ya.
bethm1b
02-13-2007, 03:04 PM
I love the grammer police. Once I cursed while we were looking at some wine at some hoity toity wine store. after we bought it the guy (Definitly a homo) says " you really should mind your french" to me. My husband looks at him and says "it wasn't french, asshole" I think he was twice as pissed because of how I couldn't stop laughing. AH screw him.
YUCK FOU
02-13-2007, 03:22 PM
I love the grammer police. Once I cursed while we were looking at some wine at some hoity toity wine store. after we bought it the guy (Definitly a homo) says " you really should mind your french" to me. My husband looks at him and says "it wasn't french, asshole" I think he was twice as pissed because of how I couldn't stop laughing. AH screw him.


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That is awesome!!!
TreeFortRichard
02-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Nice come back if shes smart enough to get it.

I usualy just pull out a 357 and scream GIMME THE BOOZE CUNT! with one eye all twitchy.and some skittles.
The OLD glenn dandy used to do that...The NEW glenn dandy gets a diet coke with his skittles!