FU to Slow Moving Black People

[B54]

Seriously, what the fuck? I experience this everywhere. At school, in the mall, and today at Wal-Mart. I just rolled my eyes before, but today the lady was a total cunt. I went to go get a pack of cigarettes and a case of Propel water so I find the aisle with the water and get it and I notice some other people come into it. I continue to walk back down the aisle since the water was against the back wall and there are 2 fat ****** bitches walking at about 1 step per hour. Normaly, I would just go out the other end of the aisle but this one was up against the wall so there is no other way to get out. I get up behind them and I hear, 'So I hurt dat Lateesha gut in sum trouble at dat school and got kicked out'. The other responds, 'Mmmm-hmmm gurl, her mama need to get her shit together'. I had enough of that so I try to go around and the bitch blocks me with her cart and says, 'Excuse you white boy, you ain't gettin' in front of me, I am walking'. I push it out of my way and tell her to go fuck herself and she responds with 'Ya honkey ass cracka bitch' and I slap my ass as I walk away. Fucking cunt whore. Where does she get off doing that shit? Black people fucking always block up the entire flow of movement, whether it be at my school where they stand in the middle of the hall and talk about how racist the teachers are because they wouldn't let them text in class. At the mall the other day, there were some ******* just standing there in front of cash register but not moving. I asked them if I could go ahead and they say no while continuing to stand there. Fucking savage apes, I hate black people.

[wes mantooth]

You live near Atlanta right? That's savage central without a doubt. And yeah, CP (colored people) time is extremely annoying.

[B54]

You live near Atlanta right? That's savage central without a doubt. And yeah, CP (colored people) time is extremely annoying.

I live in a pure and clean suburb, but I have to venture down to Africa everyday.

[JimsInfectedEye]

What is more funny is when you see them moving in uber slow motion, but when the bus is coming, they start running.

[Ovaherenow]

I've experienced this before, and honestly there are stereotypes for a reason, because too many people have experienced the same thing.

For some reason it is a sense of entitlement, like "who are you to tell me I need to move". It's clearly laziness as well, since they don't "have" to move quick to do anything. However, they aren't expected to be fast due to the stereotype that they started, so now they can be slow, and obviously late to everything.

I hate the fuckers that lean against the door and do not move, although there is room in the subway car, but there's a bunch of people that want to get on. Or on the train where they need to be listening to music at 100 decimals.

I don't want to be racist and have met and work with black people that hate this as well, but they say they can't help it and it's more of a class thing then a race thing.

Either way, for some reason they are allowed to and we can't even say "excuse me"

[sknight]

Something tells me this story is just a wee bit too contrived to be true.

[B54]

Something tells me this story is just a wee bit too contrived to be true.

I honestly don't give a shit what you think.

[blee]

You should have thrown some change up ahead of them. They would have ran and dove on that shit.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

You should have thrown some change up ahead of them. They would have ran and dove on that shit.


or a job........................wait never mind that would be the white people, and success thread.

[sknight]

I honestly don't give a shit what you think.
No problem, but your story is contrived, nonetheless. Perhaps inspired by being annoyed by one of them, but too embellished even for your standards.

[B54]

No problem, but your story is contrived, nonetheless. Perhaps inspired by being annoyed by one of them, but too embellished even for your standards.

Think whatever you want.

[roche]

Something tells me this story is just a wee bit too contrived to be true.

I am always the first to bust his balls, but who the hell doesn't this happen to?

What really bugs me is they all have to walk shoulder to shoulder blocking the whole isle. This is one of the reasons why I despise going to any mall.

[ShooterMcGavin]

MAYBE SHE NEEDED SOME BRAIN SURGERY LOLZ ROFLCOPTER

:action-sm

[MJMANDALAY]

Something tells me this story is just a wee bit too contrived to be true.

I honestly don't give a shit what you think.

No problem, but your story is contrived, nonetheless. Perhaps inspired by being annoyed by one of them, but too embellished even for your standards.

Think whatever you want.









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:action-sm

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[Arc Lite]

I experienced very similar situations so I'm definitely down with Byelo. I was in Richmond, VA... another black capital of the usa and was waiting at a red light. This car was trying to back out of a full parking lot into traffic. This black momma is out of the car standing near the street and asked if I would let them out, I had the window down waved and said no problem. With the unspoken understanding they hurry up while the light is still red.

She moseys back to the car in slow motion shuffling her house-slippered feet to tell the driver to go ahead. While she's taking her sweet ass time to get back to the car, the light has turned green, so I go ahead and go. She yells after me all pissed, "Fuck your cracker ass."

I yell back "fuck your black ass."

It's so worth taking a cut in pay to be out of that godforsaken city. I'm here in Small-town Missouri working for a county with about a 1% black population.

[B54]

Hey sknight, maybe Ovaherenow and ZerotheHero are liars too.

You better investigate. :rolleyes:

[BravoSierra]

I'm from a very VERY white town. I recently moved near Oakland. Some of the first things I noticed about black people is they are horrible drivers never paying attention, and they hardly ever use crosswalks. Not only will they cross the street when they have a red light, they take their time crossing. What the fuck is wrong with people? And by black people, I mean homies. The rest are perfectly fine in my book.

[boardsofcanada]

yea i remember in high school where it was crowded to the extreme if i got stuck behind a nig and i was on the fringe of being late, i was fucked. its true.

when i'm in my college library, for some reason there is a lot of black people (how ironic) and it is fucking impossible to do any work or concentrate b/c they just scream so fucking loud.

but remember kids..stereotypes are never true.....fuck u whoever said that.

[sknight]

Hey sknight, maybe Ovaherenow and ZerotheHero are liars too.

You better investigate. :rolleyes:
Nah, like I said before, it's just tall-tales coming from you. You embellished the story too much to be believeable.

No wonder you cut and paste so much.

[B54]

Nah, like I said before, it's just tall-tales coming from you. You embellished the story too much to be believeable.

No wonder you cut and paste so much.

Yeah, because all of your information comes straight from your brain. And when it comes to numbers, you rather make ones up instead of copying the actual precentages/statistics, because copying is so wrong; even with you cite the source.

Stop being such a self-righteous prick, it's a messageboard.

[boardsofcanada]

Stop being such a self-richeous prick, it's a messageboard.

ur a dumb fuck.

now u fix ur spelling

[Salem]

You should have thrown some change up ahead of them. They would have ran and dove on that shit.


A basketball, watermellon or fired chicken has the same effect

[ShooterMcGavin]

OK, I smell a new event.

PEST BOXING

First match: BYELO VS SKNIGHT

ding ding ding!

:fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6:

:popcorn:

[Sinn Fein]

I thought it was me. I've seen this kinda shit all the time and figured I was just imagining things or being overly critical.

[sknight]

Yeah, because all of your information comes straight from your brain. And when it comes to numbers, you rather make ones up instead of copying the actual precentages/statistics, because copying is so wrong; even with you cite the source.

Stop being such a self-righteous prick, it's a messageboard.
hahahahahahaha....the irony!

[Three Hole Puncher]

Here in the hospital where I work, approximately 1/5th of the staff is black... mostly female nurses, most of them obese. I'm too impatient to wait on elevators, so I frequently use the stairwells. I've worked in the hospital for nearly six years, in all that time, here is the total number of instances in which I have seen a black person using the stairs...

Zero.

Here's an experiment you can try for yourself... next time you're using a revolving door and a schvoogie gets in the door compartment behind you, stop pushing... you can bet your ass the door will come to a stop. Trust me... The Negro won't even dream of contributing if someone else is doing the work.

[Sinn Fein]

OK, I smell a new event.

PEST BOXING

First match: BYELO VS SKNIGHT

ding ding ding!

:fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6: :fight6:

:popcorn:

Actually, I was thinking about giving each of them a week off if they don't cut it the fuck out.

[sknight]

Actually, I was thinking about giving each of them a week off if they don't knock it the fuck off.
Knocked off.

Oh yeah, we're all Pests???

[Cunty McShitballs]

Forget the fighting and enjoy a funny and topical cartoon:

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[sknight]

Forget the fighting and enjoy a funny and topical cartoon:

http://www.3crans.com/oa/cotton_bw.gif
Oh lordy lordy

[Sinn Fein]

Knocked off.

Oh yeah, we're all Pests???

Cool. Playing nice is more gooder. Thanks.

[Jerry1]

That's hard to believe. They move pretty fast when these guys are around...

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[abudabit]

I hate that, I see that all the time. It's only the fat females though (75% of them).

How about the guys who walk across a fast moving street in front of thier friends? Just to show off that they have balls they walk in the center of the street when cars are coming at 40 mph.

[ih8Uboo-boo]

How's this for a doosie...

I'm in a parking lot and pull into an open spot. This was in a standard spot, so when I pulled in there is another car directly in front of me. I think nothing of it, throw the car in park and turn off the car. I grab my phone and I look up and there's a schwoogette in the car in front of me making a face like she is mad at me. I look at her and shrug and she begins to motion that she was going to put her car in Drive and pull through the open spot that I just pulled into. I told her to put it in Reverse and go fuck herself...

Love'em or hate'em... they make for some good entertainment.

[wes mantooth]

How's this for a doosie...

I'm in a parking lot and pull into an open spot. This was in a standard spot, so when I pulled in there is another car directly in front of me. I think nothing of it, throw the car in park and turn off the car. I grab my phone and I look up and there's a schwoogette in the car in front of me making a face like she is mad at me. I look at her and shrug and she begins to motion that she was going to put her car in Drive and pull through the open spot that I just pulled into. I told her to put it in Reverse and go fuck herself...

Love'em or hate'em... they make for some good entertainment.

At least she bothered to park in a space. Most ******* around here feel entitled to park directly in front of the store.

[TravisRB69]

Yo G, why you be trippin? Da Man ALWAYS be keepin the brutha down n shit, homey! We be ENTAAAHHTLED to be movin all slow n shit. Ah do whateva the hell I WANT! Straight up! Imma busta cap, g. Ah needs to be gettin down to da post office an gettin mah muthafuckin food stamps! I hope nobody be hidin that shit underneath mah work boots or I'll be all starvin to death and shrivlin and shit.

[Glenn Dandy]

My most recent annoyance was this awsome new buffet opened around here.. Its packed everynight... sometimes theres a wait.. but lordy lordy Dont even bother going on a Sunday.

I did some checking with the wait staff, and I found out why Sundays are fucked.

Basicly the swoogs go to church and satart arriving there around 10 AM... this told me they bring in booze, and stay in there till 5 pm. eating and basicly partying. thats why theres the hguge line to get in.. The swoogs arent leaving. Its becoming a huge problem. he said there legal department is working on it... how fuckled up is that shit.

And to boot,,, nobody wants to work Sunday because not only is it a nightmare for the wait staff.. yup you guessed it.. NO TIPS.

but I would be racist to think this is wrong, so its ok:) Just take a nice place to eat and fucking destroy it. I dont care, I'll go somewhere else. This thread could potentialy go on forever.

[gleet]

I'm jealous. My boy turns 5 this weekend, he hasn't seen one yet.

[tar_baby]

how about FU to all *******?

and ironic indeed

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

So no one thought my shit was at least comical, no smirk nothing? All ya wanna do is see a fight?



































Ok, I am in. Let's get it on!

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

and now for the real story
WENT to walmart saw nigg ers said excuse me they rolled there eyes and moved i got my stuff paid and went outside where my mom was waiting in the car. I got in the car and drove home. Seen some more nigg ers and said look at those people mom and she said Son I am married to a half breed so be nice. I drank my milk.

[Myhairygrundle]

and now for the real story
WENT to walmart saw nigg ers said excuse me they rolled there eyes and moved i got my stuff paid and went outside where my mom was waiting in the car. I got in the car and drove home. Seen some more nigg ers and said look at those people mom and she said Son I am married to a half breed so be nice. I drank my milk.


That's the funniest fucking thing I read all day.



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[MilitantRabbit]

I second this post. I called Cablevision to fix my dvr, the lazy N on the end of the line wasted my time and didn't fix the problem. I called an hour later, got a white woman, three clicks and fixed.

[stevethrower]

Hmmmm they do seem to speed up when I am walking my German Shepherd puppy though, I wonder why.

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

I like to walk around with a firehose

[stevethrower]

I like to walk around with a firehose

Kinda hard with the cold weather we are having right now:rolleyes:

[70pontiac]

I travel from South Jersey to Central Va. every week. I get in the fast lane and drive 75-90 mph until traffic slowes me down. 99 times out of 100 the reason for the slow down is some dumb ass swoogie (male or female) talking on a cell phone and driving 5 mph over the speed limit. As if 5 mph gives them a right to be in the left lane.

[tar_baby]

wow this is an old one

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

wow this is an old one

No shit.


For the title...

Better that they're slow moving, so you can keep an eye on them. Nothing worse than a quick & shifty ******

[PCLoadLetter]

I travel from South Jersey to Central Va. every week. I get in the fast lane and drive 75-90 mph until traffic slowes me down. 99 times out of 100 the reason for the slow down is some dumb ass swoogie (male or female) talking on a cell phone and driving 5 mph over the speed limit. As if 5 mph gives them a right to be in the left lane.
Hmmm... Things must've changed over the years. Roundabout the late-80's to the late-90's, I made frequent trips from the NYC area to central FL and NYC to Central NC, about four or five roundtrips per year. In THEM days, at least, the fastest, most agressive, and out-of-their-mind drivers on I-95 (south of Delaware) were always young black men with license plates from states ranging from Virginia down to Georgia. I even started taking stats in my head, thinking "I'm just noticing it because they're black", but after a few years of this I determined that 3 out of 5 cases of these no-regard-for-anything drivers were younger (approx 30 and under) black fellas. Yes, I know it's weird, but 8-17hr solo car trips give you lots of time to ponder statistics.

Of course this was before cell phones were common and maybe that alters the experiment. :)

[HummerTuesdays]

How about "non moving black people"? I just walked past our A/R Department, and the two staffers were on the phone. With each other. Why can't you walk your fat ass the 15 feet to talk to the other person? I mean, what the eff? :)

[Three Hole Puncher]

There's a troop of schvoogs living in my neighborhood... only one small troop thankfully... and the dominant silverback (father) of the clan drives his kid to the bus stop every morning... rain or shine.

Mind you... the bus stop is 200 feet from his driveway. He drops the kid off and then he drives home in reverse.

His kid is ten years old and he weighs about 120 pounds... go figger. :icon_roll

[en12384]

i guess all the stolen merchandise is slowing them down.

[DrumCorpsAlum]

Side by side, in the fucking halls, 3 to 4 wide, knowing my white ass is behind them in a hurry.

Aside from race, it's ALL kids. The ones who poke around in the halls and don't listen to me when I yell hurry get their asses marked tardy. 6 and they get suspended. Some are pushing 4.

[VersionX]

I was working at Seacrets in Ocean City, MD this past summer, and in all my time there I normally had great tables and did real well. But there always were the ones you dreaded...that's right, the fucking golfers. My 2nd week in, I got a table of three fat sparkling wigglettes who ran my ass ragged, sent food back, sent drinks back, complained constantly, needed to be attended to like they were a 200$ table when their bill ended up being like $80 something. And you know what I got for a tip? Thirty-eight fucking cents.

Oh, but wouldn't you know it, one of the dumbasses left her cell behind. I threw that thing like a Cole Hamels fastball into the dumpster. An hour later, the three c's come back and ask me if I saw their cell phone while I was cleaning up. "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't" and walked away.

Had they just tipped me even somewhat adequately, I'd have held onto their phone, if not raced after them to give it to them, as I've done in the past when people left things behind. But if you're gonna leave a server thirty-eight cents on an eighty dollar check, you deserve what's fucking coming to you.

[Glenn Dandy]

I was working at Seacrets in Ocean City, MD this past summer, and in all my time there I normally had great tables and did real well. But there always were the ones you dreaded...that's right, the fucking golfers. My 2nd week in, I got a table of three fat sparkling wigglettes who ran my ass ragged, sent food back, sent drinks back, complained constantly, needed to be attended to like they were a 200$ table when their bill ended up being like $80 something. And you know what I got for a tip? Thirty-eight fucking cents.

Oh, but wouldn't you know it, one of the dumbasses left her cell behind. I threw that thing like a Cole Hamels fastball into the dumpster. An hour later, the three c's come back and ask me if I saw their cell phone while I was cleaning up. "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't" and walked away.

Had they just tipped me even somewhat adequately, I'd have held onto their phone, if not raced after them to give it to them, as I've done in the past when people left things behind. But if you're gonna leave a server thirty-eight cents on an eighty dollar check, you deserve what's fucking coming to you.
My friends wife worked at Outback steakhouse... they would litteraly get into fights in the kitchen about who had to wait ojn the knitters. Same story zero tip if not lame... and run yaragged.

Then she tells me the biggest nightmare for a server... they wouldhave their birfday partys there... spend like 2 hours taking up 3 tables and bring their own food.

It amazes me people can act this way in public without getting their asses handed to them... you will notice most of these places have new policies in place where the tip is automaticly added @ 15%..... I wonder why thatrule had to be put in affect?> hmmmm:icon_roll

[VersionX]

You can actually go to a restaurant and bring your own food? WTF? Why would any restaurant allow that? I've worked in several restaurants, and none have allowed shit like that.

But yes, Knitter tables really are the worst. Once, I was working at the local Ruby Tuesday, and I was helping out the hostess when she was weeded, and I told the fat golfer bitch that she could "have a table if she liked, but we were on a wait for booths, so you'd have to wait for that"

Her response? "Mmm, I want a boof. I ain't sittin in no chair!"

I forgot that you fucking people were above the sitting technology that's been accepted in our society for the past...ever. My mistake.

Sparkling Wiggles...ugh

[Glenn Dandy]

they didnt bring like a chicken in their pocket... jus birfday cake and booze.
Manager at the new buffet I been going to ( only at the end of the munf, and weekdays) toldme the knitters come in after church on Sunday pay their 11 dollars and sit there all day.. like 4 hours.. they bring in booze and just snack for hours n hours. they are contimplating hiring a security officer.

AT A FUCKING BUFFET!

[CougarHunter]

It's so worth taking a cut in pay to be out of that godforsaken city. I'm here in Small-town Missouri working for a county with about a 1% black population.

Where is this paradise?

[littledog91560]

There's a troop of schvoogs living in my neighborhood... only one small troop thankfully... and the dominant silverback (father) of the clan drives his kid to the bus stop every morning... rain or shine.

Mind you... the bus stop is 200 feet from his driveway. He drops the kid off and then he drives home in reverse.

His kid is ten years old and he weighs about 120 pounds... go figger. :icon_roll

A lot of funny stuff here today but the way you put it is top shelf ..:haha7::clap:

[Salem]

Where is this paradise?

I think hes full of shit. There is no such place.

[PCLoadLetter]

A lot of funny stuff here today....
"Today"? This next most recent post in this thread is over ten days old. :action-sm

[Nortonsmeatytit]

I second this post. I called Cablevision to fix my dvr, the lazy N on the end of the line wasted my time and didn't fix the problem. I called an hour later, got a white woman, three clicks and fixed.

For at least the last three or four years anytime I call a company's customer service line and detect a shwoog or accent, I hang up immediately and redial the number until a white voice is on the other end. Saves having to re-explain the issue at least twelve times and or being transfered to 6 or 7 schwoogies whom non of which will accept responsibility for being able to assist my case at all!

Takes 6 or 7 calls sometimes but worth it's weight in gold in getting shit done with only one person the first time!

[KNUCKLEUP]

I was working at Seacrets in Ocean City, MD this past summer, and in all my time there I normally had great tables and did real well. But there always were the ones you dreaded...that's right, the fucking golfers. My 2nd week in, I got a table of three fat sparkling wigglettes who ran my ass ragged, sent food back, sent drinks back, complained constantly, needed to be attended to like they were a 200$ table when their bill ended up being like $80 something. And you know what I got for a tip? Thirty-eight fucking cents.

Oh, but wouldn't you know it, one of the dumbasses left her cell behind. I threw that thing like a Cole Hamels fastball into the dumpster. An hour later, the three c's come back and ask me if I saw their cell phone while I was cleaning up. "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't" and walked away.

Had they just tipped me even somewhat adequately, I'd have held onto their phone, if not raced after them to give it to them, as I've done in the past when people left things behind. But if you're gonna leave a server thirty-eight cents on an eighty dollar check, you deserve what's fucking coming to you.

one of the reasons i will never ever work in foodservice again. fucking most miserable job i ever had was waiting tables on 76th St and City Line Ave in Philadelphia (predominately black neighborhood).

$80 and $90 checks, they left me $5, if they tipped at all. They had a 'kids night' too, on tuesdays, so one or two adults would cart in these huge groups of kids (maybe 8 or 12 kids), all screaming and making a mess, so the kids could eat just about for free. I'd spend a ton of time running all over the fucking place for no money at all.

I had that job for about 3 months and then I fucking quit.

I'll never ever do it again. :fu4:

[Myhairygrundle]

I love how this thread keeps going and going....unlike the subject of it.

[Three Hole Puncher]

For at least the last three or four years anytime I call a company's customer service line and detect a shwoog or accent, I hang up immediately and redial the number until a white voice is on the other end. Saves having to re-explain the issue at least twelve times and or being transfered to 6 or 7 schwoogies whom non of which will accept responsibility for being able to assist my case at all!

Takes 6 or 7 calls sometimes but worth it's weight in gold in getting shit done with only one person the first time!

Bingo...

I figured this exact same trick myself.

I used to repair medical equipment, and I was forever calling customer service to order parts or speak with tech. service. Trying to make yourself understood to a savage is an exercise in futility.

Here's how most of my calls went...

Ring, ring... Cus'amer sermice, Shenaynay speakint. Mays I he'p you?

Me: click

Ring, ring... Cus'amer sermice, Takwana speakint. How am I be...

Me: click

Ring, ring... Customer service, Pam speaking. How may I assist you?

Me: Hello, Pam. Yes you may help me.

[Nortonsmeatytit]

one of the reasons i will never ever work in foodservice again. fucking most miserable job i ever had was waiting tables on 76th St and City Line Ave in Philadelphia (predominately black neighborhood).

I live in Haverford and know exactly where you're talking about. Brutal.

[Nortonsmeatytit]

Bingo...

I figured this exact same trick myself.

I used to repair medical equipment, and I was forever calling customer service to order parts or speak with tech. service. Trying to make yourself understood to a savage is an exercise in futility.

Here's how most of my calls went...

Ring, ring... Cus'amer sermice, Shenaynay speakint. Mays I he'p you?

Me: click

Ring, ring... Cus'amer sermice, Takwana speakint. How am I be...

Me: click

Ring, ring... Customer service, Pam speaking. How may I assist you?

Me: Hello, Pam. Yes you may help me.

"M'kay, we gonna get chu to da rite department hole on now cause I'z gonna hasta transfer yu"

You can only stand that round and around shit so much with no assistance whatsoever. The rate of initial hangups on the schwoog service staff must be really high the rate of hangups after the third or fourth transfer bounce has got to be phenominal cause that's all they do is transfer fuckin calls they never initially respond & try to resolve it's like a friggin pinball.

[unklewilly]

why move fast? Its not like they have a job to get too. I usually see them haulin ass to the welfare department...sorry that was just inappropriate....ding ding ding

[unklewilly]

There's a troop of schvoogs living in my neighborhood... only one small troop thankfully... and the dominant silverback (father) of the clan drives his kid to the bus stop every morning... rain or shine.

Holy shit man....that silverback comment had me fucking rolling!!! HOOOO FUCKING RAH!!!

[TrainableHoward]

I was working at Seacrets in Ocean City, MD this past summer, and in all my time there I normally had great tables and did real well. But there always were the ones you dreaded...that's right, the fucking golfers. My 2nd week in, I got a table of three fat sparkling wigglettes who ran my ass ragged, sent food back, sent drinks back, complained constantly, needed to be attended to like they were a 200$ table when their bill ended up being like $80 something. And you know what I got for a tip? Thirty-eight fucking cents.

Oh, but wouldn't you know it, one of the dumbasses left her cell behind. I threw that thing like a Cole Hamels fastball into the dumpster. An hour later, the three c's come back and ask me if I saw their cell phone while I was cleaning up. "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't" and walked away.

Had they just tipped me even somewhat adequately, I'd have held onto their phone, if not raced after them to give it to them, as I've done in the past when people left things behind. But if you're gonna leave a server thirty-eight cents on an eighty dollar check, you deserve what's fucking coming to you.


This makes me unbelievably happy right now.

PS I love Seacrets.

[Southtown]

I am a server and everytime I get a swoog table I cringe. I hate when its pretty much closing time and the seater asks if I want another table. I say sure because I figure its some more money, then in walks a tables of balloons. Its then I realized I am staying an extra hour for free.

What really sucks is I take better care of them because I am afraid if I do anything wrong they are going to bitch looking for a free meal.

I had a friend who worked a TGIFridays that said server would fight over who had to serve them. He said one person would send there meal back, then when its brought back they would say "Now I cant eat with my friends" looking for comps, and they always got them.

[weeniewawa]

wow, the amount of saliva expelled into food at these places must be large. I quit working at restaurants too long ago to enjoy all the fun

[THE FEZ MAN]

my brother in law was a bartender at out back and said that they used to send drinks back every time because "there aint no booze in them" he would pour a drop or two down the straw and send them back