FU, deceitful bitch

[BroGonzo]

I need to get this off my chest.

Last night, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She was upset about the way things were going at work, and I sat with her and listened to her talk about how awful the people she worked with were. We had a couple drinks, she curled up next to me, and she eventually told me how much she loved me and that she wanted to move back to New York when I leave in August.

Eventually, we wind up in bed. She was really into it, screaming and thrashing, great stuff. We get done after a while, and I'm pretty tired (it was 2 a.m. and I'd been up since 5:30 a.m.). She lies next to me, and decides to give me a blowjob.

All's well and good. She begs me never to leave her and tells me how much she loves me. I fell asleep secure in the knowledge that things were hunky-dory.

I woke up at 6:30, all alone.

She'd gotten up during the night, presumably had more to drink, gotten in her car, and driven two hours to her ex-fiancee's place.

So, FUCK YOU, CUNT!

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

DAMN. That's fucked up.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Is this the liquor store chick?

Hopefully you dumped a load in her mouth, so when she kissed her ex, he got a "taste" of you.

[Smokezilla]

You weren't actually falling for the Ole Jedi Mind Trick, were ya? Don't EVER agree to anything a bitch asks you whilst she's "doing her duty", BG. Every single time I've had a chick ask me something like that during "the deed", it's always ended-up in a fucked-up situation that I regretted before it was over. They know that when you're dick is hard, you are more prone to go along with what they're saying. It's the equivalent of being totally stoned off your ass and then trying to take the SAT exam. . . you're not going to make some really smart choices.

Be glad you didn't make a major commitment to this chick before she decided to take-off on ya this morning. Watch some Saturday morning cartoons, get yourself a bowl of cereal, and be glad that you have the place to yourself. Next time she starts that shit (if you ever have anything to do with her again), roll her over and tell her you can only give your heart to a chick who likes it in the "shitter" and that, in your mind, the only way she can prove her "love" to you is to go ass-to-mouth. She'll get the message (and maybe get some e-coli from her own ass)! That'll teach her.

[Fruit Monkey]

so its 930 now think she is laying next to him right now ready for the ole after suck blow job?

[YUCK FOU]

oh snap!!!....but if i remember corrrrectly somebody said it was all fun and that she was older and bla bla bla and that it wasnt like you were getting married or somtin....sorry bout your luck bro but at least you got to blow a couple loads before she left ya....

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

oh snap!!!....


X infinity +infinity!

You got PWNED!

Sorry lil fella.


One more thing, Good luck bro :action-sm

[d0uche_n0zzle]

If you had made her cum, I'm sure none of this would have happened...:action-sm

[YUCK FOU]

If you had made her cum, I'm sure none of this would have happened...:action-sm


true true!!!!
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[wes mantooth]

Sorry bro. I'm a "big" game hunter. :action-sm

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[BroGonzo]

You guys are animals, but at least posting it in Wackbag, I know what I'm in for.

Yes, it was the liquor store chick, and yeah, it was supposed to all just be fun. I can't believe anybody remembers me posting the original thread about her.

Anyway, I talked with her earlier, and apparently she means to come crawling back. We'll see how well that goes, because I'm going to need a lot of convincing.

Douche_nozzle, making her cum wasn't a problem, so put an egg in your shoe, and beat it :action-sm

Wes, nice re-post of WBL's cougar pic. :action-sm

Like I said, you guys are definitely animals, which I guess is why I love this place.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Oh SNAP!

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[Smokezilla]

Anyway, I talked with her earlier, and apparently she means to come crawling back. We'll see how well that goes, because I'm going to need a lot of convincing.

When she does come crawling back, remember my "stick it in her shitter" advice. . . if nothing else, you'll enjoy a modicum of retaliation for this morning's "indiscretion". . . If I may be so bold, Sir.:icon_mrgr

[favourite]

wow, some messed up shit. Sorry.

[Turtle]

ok it sucks to be you today. Tough break and all that shit, but better you know about it now than in a few months. And I think Smokezilla is right, she will be back, that's your chance to do some real fucked up shit to her. Anyway, better you than me. Bwaaahahahahahahahaha

[NoSurviivors]

I've had the pleasure of being that other guy.. heh heh

[Smokezilla]

And I think Smokezilla is right, she will be back, that's your chance to do some real fucked up shit to her.

And remember: You're in Kentucky; The term "fucked-up shit" doesn't apply as easily as it does in other parts of the country. There's some seriously freaked-out chicks in this part of the world. . . act accordingly!

[Glenn Dandy]

Let her back fuck her mouth then throw her outside like a wet dog. Fucking cunt wont respect you if youre nice to her thats obvious.

You gave her an oportunity to be a lady and get treated like one. ... She chose to be a whore now fucking treat her like one. Its such a shame i wont touch my whore ex with a ten foot poll now that ive learned that lesson in life I own her, but bleech.

[JimsInfectedEye]

Let her back fuck her mouth then throw her outside like a wet dog.

Take pics first, THEN throw her outside. Post said pics on wackbag.

[Newmania]

At least you got a blowjob.

[burky79]

When she does come crawling back, remember my "stick it in her shitter" advice. . . if nothing else, you'll enjoy a modicum of retaliation for this morning's "indiscretion". . . If I may be so bold, Sir.:icon_mrgr
you are sooooo f-in right.
had the same shit happen in high school
bitch left me after the "together forever" lies.
back to her ex.
then she came crawling back after he beat her.
i pounded that ass the next night and dumped her in the morning for my own satisfaction.

damn it dfeels good to even think about that. musta been over 10 years ago now.
:)

[BroGonzo]

And remember: You're in Kentucky; The term "fucked-up shit" doesn't apply as easily as it does in other parts of the country. There's some seriously freaked-out chicks in this part of the world. . . act accordingly!

That's true, but it usually applies primarily to relatives.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Horror stories like this just make me happy I don't have to deal with this shit anymore. Took half my life, but was worth the wait.

Don't settle for imitators. Or at least never get attached to them.

[Dave _from_Kiev]

We've all done our time on the "other" side call it a day and move on!

Divorce is expesive 'cause it's worth it.

[Cybouncer]

The thing is, we've all been fucked over by a whore at one point or another, you're not stupid for that.

You're stupid if you let this trollip back so she can do it again...

[THE FEZ MAN]

so you fucked the shit out of this pig, then she left in the middle of the night? dude thats the home run. you fucked her first. what ever she did after she left you so be it, i like the stuff it into her shitter advise from before, besides are you realy gona marry this pig? every one needs a couple "fuck partners" before you settle down. dont sweat it

[Angelfuck]

fezman is right, fuck her, but dont get emotional attached to the whore, and obviously dont listen to her shit about wanting a good relationship with you, she already fucked that up

[DonTheTrucker]

Try the direct approach. Tell her you know what she's been up to, and if she denies it say: "It's ok, I just want to fuck you anyways." As long as you're batting first, go for it. Just don't get attached. Seeing a woman you care for doing stuff like that tends to drive one crazy.
http://faculty.washington.edu/kgb/horror/shining_johnny.jpg

PS If you are getting sloppy seconds, dump the bitch post haste.

[THE FEZ MAN]

holy fucking shit! a woman agrees with me. i think i will go jerk off to that tought

[Salem]

Dont forget to double bag it. All you need is to get this skank preganant.

[burky79]

Dont forget to double bag it. All you need is to get this skank preganant.
yeah, that leads to almost no way out.
cept the ol doc martins to the gut.

thats why the best is back door with a seeya in the morn.
im not kidding, thats from experience bro.
its an amazing high, being justified.

[sknight]

Her tubes are tied.

BroGonzo is the interim fuck she is using to try and get her ex back.

There's a reason this twat works in a liquor store in the middle of nowhere. She's not filet mignon.

[Angelfuck]

wait, is the the cougar? brogonzo, if you still want to there's no reason not to get a few fucks in before you leave, but dont cuddle with her, if she wants to cuddle tell her to drive to her ex's house

[BroGonzo]

wait, is the the cougar? brogonzo, if you still want to there's no reason not to get a few fucks in before you leave, but dont cuddle with her, if she wants to cuddle tell her to drive to her ex's house

Yes, it is the cougar. I talked with her about it afterwards. As it turns out, she claims, while we'd been drinking the night she took off for the ex's place, she had already been slightly fucked up from a couple pain-killers she took at work for her back.

She said she doesn't remember leaving, and that when she woke up at the ex's, she was horrified.

She'd mentioned the painkillers before we hung out that night, but for whatever reason I didn't think of it when we started pouring shots.

Anyway, when she came back she was bawling.

I'm not sure what to do. She's fun to hang out with and great in the sack, and she seems to be being honest about her feelings about her shitbag ex.

What I'm thinking at the moment is that she can still be fun to fuck, but now I have a trump card to throw down when it comes time to kick her to the curb.

[Smokezilla]

. . .she had already been slightly fucked up from a couple pain-killers she took at work for her back.

BG, make note of this: Everybody in Kentucky who takes pills recreationally has a "back problem" (if you get my meaning, Sir).

**And fucking two dude in the same night might just have something to do with any real back problems that she may have.**:icon_wink

[BroGonzo]

BG, make note of this: Everybody in Kentucky who takes pills recreationally has a "back problem" (if you get my meaning, Sir).

**And fucking two dude in the same night might just have something to do with any real back problems that she may have.**:icon_wink

I take your meaning and your point, sir. Don't worry, it's noted.

I'd put more stock in that if she, like most of the rest of this godforsaken state, was using pain pills recreationally AND shirking work, but that's not the case. She still works her ass off at the store.

Anyway, I've still got ammo for when I decide to call it quits. Now, I can leave without any complaints from my conscience.

[HummerTuesdays]

Don't take her back. If you do, you've shown her that there are no repercussions for her behavior, and she'll repeat it. If you're ok with not knowing if you're sloppy 2nds or 3rds, then by all means, continue fucking her.

[DonTheTrucker]

To avoid being sloppy 2nds just fuck her as soon as she wakes up in the morning and kick her out.

[Cybouncer]

Anyway, I've still got ammo for when I decide to call it quits. Now, I can leave without any complaints from my conscience.


Been there, done that. You're lying to yourself bro. You can't just fuck her and chuck her like many are suggesting, you for whatever reasons, have feelings for her. You need to get the fuck away from her and never look back.