FU to supermarket aisle blockers Pt.2

[Stalker2]

Pull into Waldbaums today.Leave car.Get cart enter store start scanning for easy routes to get around obstacles because I`m used to this shit,people blocking whatever blah.Immediatly there are problems.Old fucking lady in front of me stops to examine some flowers but I can`t manuever around because both sides are blocked by another old person and woman talking to some other with wild kids.I back up get around the deli and head to aisle 1 cutting off this trudging old bitch headed at me.Get to that corner around 1 across from seafood holy fuck.Like my worst nightmare...fucking woman with kids blocking the aisle and not 1 but 3 fucking morons just standing there while people LIKE ME ARE TRYING TO GET THROUGH.HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE BE SO FUCKING STUPID?WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS AND NOT REALIZING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING AND IT REALLY SETS ME OFF!FUCK YOU IDIOT FUCKS THAT BLOCK AISLES!WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

[tar_baby]

i know what you mean...i hate it when two people have a fucking conversation in the middle of the aisle...both carts filling up the whole aisle and they are completely oblivious to the traffic jam being caused around them

[sknight]

I just stand there behind them. They realize after a while I'm waiting on them, then they get embarassed when they see the rolleyes look on my face.

Other times, I just do the "Excuse me" over and over again.

The price of being on LI, a fucking sham of a place to live.

[Fruit Monkey]

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[d0uche_n0zzle]

Luckily, in my disheveled state of being, I just push pass these twits and give a sneer or low guttural grunt of displeasure.

[tysonpunchinguterus]

I hate those people so fucking much. I always seem to find the douche who has to stop her cart right next to the display that sticks out into the aisle. I was trapped at one point today because both ends of the aisle had groups of people standing right at the ends blocking the whole thing so nobody could get in or out. I also wonder why hispanic families have to bring all 15 members to the grocery store. How many people does it take to pick a fucking cereal?

Then there are the assholes who fill two carts full of food and decide to get in the express lane and tell the cashier to break it up into 5 different transactions. Sorry, this is the 15 items or less line, you selfish fuckface. There as annoying as the cunts who get on line then have their shitty little kids run around the store and get more shit. If you're not done shopping, don't get in line, twat.

[jpc165]

I haven't went food shopping in years. Its nice to have a woman who still does the woman shit. Cooks, cleans, shops for food, sucks my balls, etc. And the fucking best part of it is..she makes as much money as I do.

Something doesn't quite add up here does it?? :icon_conf

And this is why I treat her as good as I can.

[sknight]

I haven't went food shopping in years. Its nice to have a woman who still does the woman shit. Cooks, cleans, shops for food, sucks my balls, etc. And the fucking best part of it is..she makes as much money as I do.

Something doesn't quite add up here does it?? :icon_conf

And this is why I treat her as good as I can.
My gf is laughing at this post as I type.

[Stalker2]

I haven't went food shopping in years. Its nice to have a woman who still does the woman shit. Cooks, cleans, shops for food, sucks my balls, etc. And the fucking best part of it is..she makes as much money as I do.

Something doesn't quite add up here does it?? :icon_conf

And this is why I treat her as good as I can.

Indeed one jpc shall it be with you so thus.

[Max Johnson]

Luckily I get out of work @ 3:30 every day and live 5 min from home so I can get in and out of there pretty painlessly before the rush. I used to never go to the grocery store til it was extremely late to avoid the old people shopping for one day at a time because they don't want to waste any money in case they die that day.

If somebody has their cart parked in the middle of the aisle or in a way that an idiot could figure out is completely inconsiderate then I have no problem just pushing it out of the way. It's not like I'm pushing a person but I'm getting my point across and getting where I need to be and my conscience is satisfied with the solution.

[Sinn Fein]

I like to go in the middle of the night when nobody is there, because I get off work at midnight. But, there aren't any 24-hour supermarkets real close. I gotta travel about 20 minutes to the closest Giant.

[Stalker2]

Sunday afternoon is the worse.I really can`t
believe how fucked up this was today I wish I had a camera.Maybe next time.Un-fucking-believable.

[sknight]

I like to go in the middle of the night when nobody is there, because I get off work at midnight. But, there aren't any 24-hour supermarkets real close. I gotta travel about 20 minutes to the closest Giant.
I used to do this, until I saw the ******* are the only ones that come out at night and most supermarkets keep only one cashier working all night, so the fucking lines with the niggiest of the bunch go straight to the back.

[wes mantooth]

That's why I shop early on Saturday mornings. The grocery stores around here are empty at that time.

[Madness]

I totally agree with this FU. I work 3rd shift stocking shelves at a Wal-Mart and deal with this shit on a nightly basis. The fucking worst are the ones that are looking at something on the end but leave their cart completely blocking an aisle. Or the bitches that leave their cart dead in the middle and then wander up and down the aisle getting what they want.

Also parents that bring their children into the store at 3 in the morning. Shouldn't they be in fucking bed?

[sknight]

I totally agree with this FU. I work 3rd shift stocking shelves at a Wal-Mart and deal with this shit on a nightly basis. The fucking worst are the ones that are looking at something on the end but leave their cart completely blocking an aisle. Or the bitches that leave their cart dead in the middle and then wander up and down the aisle getting what they want.

Also parents that bring their children into the store at 3 in the morning. Shouldn't they be in fucking bed?
I just move people's carts and they look at me with the "Oh my god" look, but I don't give two fucks. Sometimes i even leave the cart just around a turn so they can't find it. At my workplace, I love it when asswipe customers leave a cart in my pharmacy and ask me to watch it, after giving me hell. I proceed to move it all the way down an aisle where they can't find it easily. They end up having to start their shopping all over again.

[Madness]

It's not even the worst thing people do in stores. People will just decide they don't want an item anymore and just drop it where they happen to be at the time. We lose tons of meat because people take it out of the freezer and then drop in say the toy section. And we're actually in a really upscale neighborhood too. Mostly asian customers and rich cunts.

[Sinn Fein]

I see alot of times people grab say a gallon of milk and a bunch of other shit. Then they realize they don't have enough money for it all, so they leave the gallon of milk on the shelf with the Tastycakes. And here's the shocker, the most frequent culprits... well... lets just say it's their month.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

it sucks man, I cover about 15 different markets a week, so I constantly have to deal with this shit. Another one I love is when I'm pushing my carriage in a straight line and some kid is zigzagging coming at me because apparently he'll explode if he steps on something other than a red square.

[sknight]

I see alot of times people grab say a gallon of milk and a bunch of other shit. Then they realize they don't have enough money for it all, so they leave the gallon of milk on the shelf with the Tastycakes. And here's the shocker, the most frequent culprits... well... lets just say it's their month.
I gotta say that beyond even the rich, entitled Jews, they are the worst customers, beyond anything fathomable a white person would do.

At the least, a white person generally has a limit to how much they'll hold up a line, no matter how bad they are getting. A bleck does not. They now have money, so what they do is turn it around...all the 440 some odd years of slavery at the counter. They intentionally cause problems, intentionally miscommunicate, solely for the purpose of causing trouble. SO much so that we "have to order" everything that particular person wants.

There are obedient ones, but they go too far as well. They can't do anything on their own, such as signing the sign in pad, to swiping their card, even when the screen tells them what to do, how to do it, and they did it not more than a minute before.

[DirtyRiderGirl]

Oh, I ran into one of these fuckers last night. Big fat bitch (she had an ass you could use for a shelf) leaning over her cart because her poor, overstressed skeleton could not possibly hold her upright. Mosey-ing as slowly as possible right down the middle of the aisle. I got right up on her ass but there was no possible way to get around her. Then, her kid (who was about 10 and probably went for 150) says something to her like "I think that lady wants to get by". She just mumbled something into her four chins and kept right on as she was. Finally, got to the end of the aisle and I swung around her and cut her off. She looks all surprised and I said "You know, you don't own the whole aisle, you cow". God, I hate these people.

[bethm1b]

It doesn't help that the store crams all these stands that block half the aisle. Or they start stocking the shelves at 5 pm as people are getting out of work. Fuck the stupid cunts, but fuck the store too.

[Stalker2]

I went to Waldbaums today at about 3 pm and did the usual.Went down the 1st aisle dodged a couple people.Hmnnn I thought,no problems.Well tonight I`m going to make a nice Italian dinner which happens to be my favorite food.I proceed to aisle 6 and voila.Typical old couple standing right in front of the pasta product section arguing and I don`t buy Ronzoni.Well I figure maybe I`ll go over to the beer freezer and stock up then go back because they will be gone.Get beer and frozen Betzios Pizza.Well I go back and they are still there arguing and blocking the $1.09 Pasta section.I finally tell this prick if he minds getting out of my way and the wife glares at me and says:"The nerve of you!"
WHY THE FUCK AND WHERE THE FUCK DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE COME FROM?

[YourAmishDaddy]

I like to go in the middle of the night when nobody is there, because I get off work at midnight.

It's the best way to go. I have to shop at night. I can't stand the hassle dealing with people.

[BigDickGuzinya]

Don't forget the FUCKING RUDE NO-DRIVING CUNTS that blow the FUCKING STOP SIGN AND TRY TO RUN YOU OVER IN THE FUCKING GODDAMNED SON-OF-A BITCH CROSSWALK before you can even get in the fucking store.I deal with the public like alot of you and I am rapidly approaching the point where I HATE EVERYBODY.People suck.Rude,self-centered,obnoxious,self-serving,arrogant,it goes on and on.
Thank you very much to the guy in the store today,who looked at me,and said to his wife "Let him go,he's only got 2 gallons of milk".Dirty look from wife,but guy was cool.Sadly,very rare nowadays.