Fu 1800flowers.com

[jpc165]

Where the fuck is the shit I ordered? Fucking cuntbags. This shit better get here today.

Fucking guaranteed valenshit day delivery my ass.

I've been trying to call their shit customer service line and it just hangs the fuck up on you every fucking time. It won't even put you on hold.

Mother fuckers better show.

[BaLZaC~308]

Where the fuck is the shit I ordered? Fucking cuntbags. This shit better get here today.

Fucking guaranteed valenshit day delivery my ass.

I've been trying to call their shit customer service line and it just hangs the fuck up on you every fucking time. It won't even put you on hold.

Mother fuckers better show.

hahahahahahahahahhahaaa



your in the same fucking boat as me !!!

UPS isn't any better, stupid cunt told me "well it looks like your package made it on the truck"
Yea well I've been sitting here waiting since 9:30am, it is now 6:30 pm
meanwhile, I cant leave the house to get food, or go to bestbuy, or do anything because this fucking queer in his brown shorts will show up 5 minutes after I leave.


I sent a nasty email to 1800flowers telling them that this is completely unacceptable and I am cancelling my amex charge regardless if i recieve the package or not.

Fucking bullshit

[BaLZaC~308]

I got through after screaming cunt at the automated service after I pressed every number... the bitch said hello and tansfered me back to automated.

I almost smashed my phone

[circpro]

1800proflowers and FTD is no fucking better... I ordered shit a week ago from pro flowers and nothing arrived....

A co-worker went through FTD at the same time and nothing... Fuck ordering flowers...

[BaLZaC~308]

I am sooooooo pissed

[jpc165]

i guess you have to actually go to the store. i hate dealing with real people though. the internet is so much nicer.

they make it so fucking easy to place your order online, but these fucks can't make these guarantees and then r-ape us like this.

[BaLZaC~308]

i guess you have to actually go to the store. i hate dealing with real people though. the internet is so much nicer.

they make it so fucking easy to place your order online, but these fucks can't make these guarantees and then r-ape us like this.

I am sick of going to a cunt florist a paying 90 bux for a dozen roses on this fucking made up holiday.

2 dozen for 60 I guess is too good to be true. 13 minutes till I call AMEX.

it says their normal delivery times are till 7pm so I dont give a fuck if it gets here at 7:01, I am not paying for shit.

also if you get them soon just call 1800 flowers and tell them you got 24 wilted pieces of shit and refuse to pay... thats my plan

[jpc165]

well its 7:00. the deadline has come and gone.

i'll never shop at this site again. time to email my buddy jim donovan at CBS3 3 on your side... he's hooked my with shit in the past. this fuck doesn't mess around. he gets results within hours.

[BaLZaC~308]

be dialing... I'm calling 1800flowers and AMEX right now

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

be dialing... I'm calling 1800flowers and AMEX right now
You know u didnt buy anything u are just prending u did b/c she reads the board. Good move.

[BaLZaC~308]

hahaha gotta love AMEX... they took the charge off and will dispute it with 1800shit...

now to call 1800flowers and curse somebody out

[BaLZaC~308]

1800flowers customer service number

800 468 1141

I still can't get through but I will, and oh yes someone is getting called a nig ger cunt

[click]

ha ha, no nookie for you guys tonight. j/k. I'd blame my local DOT though.
The roads are still shitty. but 1800flowers has been going downhill lately

[DoughBoy]

You guys must do zero research. 1800 flowers has the worst reputation EVER. I used them twice and both times the orders were LATE and FUCKED UP (both times were for business).

I've used ProFlowers and had amazing service, great flowers, and they got there RIGHT on time along with the flowers lasting forever.

[DanaReevesLungs]

You guys must do zero research. 1800 flowers has the worst reputation EVER. I used them twice and both times the orders were LATE and FUCKED UP (both times were for business).

I've used ProFlowers and had amazing service, great flowers, and they got there RIGHT on time along with the flowers lasting forever.


EXACTLY!!! I read some bullshit about 1800flowers about 2 years ago and luckily never placed an order with them. Placed my order with proflowers Sunday, delivered today at 2pm to my wife's office and voila...got some serious fucking head tonight and a great lay. Even filmed it.:icon_bigg

[BaLZaC~308]

See my problem is that I've used both before, 1800 and pro, and can't remember which one fucked me last year for AF's bday... guess I now know.

And I blame Ron and Fez for doing live reads on free fm for this shit, they got me all confused to which one I liked so I went with their live read.

I did have great service with the other last year( I guess it's proflowers)

My only complaint is I waited all day for nothing, I called AMEX and disputed the charge so thats good , told the ups guy to go screw, but I fell real bad that AF didn't get flowers.

All and all not bad day, we both got OnA shirts from ziggy and I got great sex earlier.. after we eat dinner and drink some martinis we will fuck again.







in closing FUCK 1800flowers.....

next holiday some one remind me it's PROFLOWERS...please

[circpro]

I've used ProFlowers and had amazing service, great flowers, and they got there RIGHT on time along with the flowers lasting forever.

Which is why I went with them and was still fucked.... I am pissed but I understand it being the busiest time of the year for flowers but it should have been some other asscunt that was screwed not me....

[Ballbuster1]

Fuck all that phone and net stuff. If I'm buying flowers, I go to
the local florist and buy them in person.

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck all that phone and net stuff. If I'm buying flowers, I go to
the local florist and buy them in person.

I think that's basically what you're doing with these online and phone ordering places.

I delivered flowers awhile ago and the florist had FTD or some shit. They'd just get orders and fill them. She was a small, local shop and I was some in between jobs hippie who needed money.

So don't think you're getting anything professional or extra from these places, it's just whatever local florist has that place's service in it.

[BaLZaC~308]

to me it's about two things.

1. I can sit on my lazy ass and order from my living room.

2. 363 days a year I would go directly to a florist, but mothers day and valentines day the mark up is ludicrous !! I spent between 75 and 90 bux two years ago for a dozen roses at a local florist for valentines day.
That's just nutty.


I've learned my lesson though.... from now on it is candy and weed, maybe a ds game or two... fuck flowers

[Stalker2]

I went to the graveyard by me for flowers for my lucky lady!

[tripwire519]

fucksakes...


I was hauling a load of fresh cut flowers for FTD emergency expedite in a temp controlled reefer to the secondary main depot in indianapolis for distribution to the New York/New Jersey terminal. And got stuck for 9 hours in A FUCKING BLIZZARD. so your fucking faggoty flowers were sitting in a truckstop while I slept and loffed and loffed about all the unhappy wives.


then I woke up at about 9 am and went and had a nice breakfast and finally delivered them to the terminal about 4 pm to be loaded onto the Fed Ex jets.


thats right. 26,000 prepackaged ready to get laid faggot flowers... and I didn't give a fuck.

[Fruit Monkey]

HA HA HA when i left work i seen about 200- 300 boxes of flowers sitting there


THE only thing no one can guarentee against is the WHEATHER!

[patbattlefield]

1 Dozen Roses: $49.00

1 Box of chocolates: $35

Going to the local florist instead of 1-800-FLOWERS: Priceless


I never rely on that shit. I get that shit in my hand in person from the florist.

[tripwire519]

its times like that when I just LOVE my job. The frustration and anguish I can cause others by delaying their precious whatever shit is absolutely hysterical too me.



I once shorted target a load of televisions/misc electronics for 3 days cause I went home for the weekend. They had a bloody fit cause it was the second week of december and they had no crap to sell.

and again I loffed and loffed.

I have load insurance to cover my ass if they sue. who gives a fuck


ummm they do.

[Death Metal Moe]

Why are you getting your rocks off by not doing your job right?

[HockeyHelmet]

use your local florist...it will get there when ever you want

[NightStalker3]

I went with Pajama Gram this year. My wifey and daughter loved their jammies. Flowers are a rip off.

[Death Metal Moe]

I went with Pajama Gram this year. My wifey and daughter loved their jammies. Flowers are a rip off.

Thats the fucking truth. I'd rather get someone something that will last rather than flowers that sometimes show up dying and are done in a couple days.

Fuck Valentines Day in general, but fuck flowers even more.

[jpc165]

I thought we are using our local florist by calling 1800flowers!!!!!!!!!!

These fucks just take the order, take a cut, and pass it off it a local guy. And this is why I don't understand why I don't have my delvery yet as of 5 fucking 30 feb. 15 fucking th when I had guarenteed shit fuck delviery for valencunts day.

[jpc165]

UPDATE: I finally got to talk to a real person..

They claim that the local florist delviered it to my house yesterday!


Thats fucking funny cause I worked from home yesterday and was sitting right in front of the front window on my laptop all fucking day waiting for the delvery!

AHHHHHHHH

Well i fucking lost it on this cunt. And screamed every obscenity I could. Suprisingly the fag stayed on the line and claims they will "redeliver" my order tonight.

I think i might murder this guy when/if he comes

[Angelfuck]

funny thing is it was proflowers that delivery my bday flowers to my work in a wet box with no vase or balloon on monday instead of friday. I dont have experience with sending flowers in the states, but i send my mom flowers overseas all the time, what ive realized is large websites although good prices have horrible costumer service and use packages to deliver their crappy flowers. The flowers that came yesterday were sent from a florist in Illinois in a ups box. There are a few internet sites out there that are decently priced and work with florists in various areas to insure nice flowers and proper delivery. You cant use the places that delivery every where, you have to find a website that deals with your area.

I went with Pajama Gram this year. My wifey and daughter loved their jammies. Flowers are a rip off.

i was going to yell at anthony if balzac got me pjs, what girl doesnt have a million things to wear to bed anyway? but it comes in a hat box she'll love!

[abudabit]

These flower services are just dispatchers. You might get good service, you might not. You might get good flowers, you might not.

[SnuggleBug]

Has anyone gotten through to the customer service? no matter how many times i call to complain i can't get through and hung up on. The flowers were suppose to arrive on V-day (obviously) at my g/f's work and it STILL has not shown up. I can't even get through to them to bitch them out, get my money back, NOTHING. I'm on the verge of just taking a flame thrower to every florist in town