FU Happy Drive Thru Asses

[ShooterMcGavin]

I don't know if this is happening everywhere or if it's only happening to me.

But has anyone noticed that less and less fast food drive-thrus are saying "Can I take your order?" Or any variation of that?

Now I pull up and I get.

"Hey, how's it going?"

Even though I hear it all the time now, it still catches me off guard. Because "A #8 with a Dr. Pepper" usually isn't the correct response to "How are you?"

Of course, what I do is hesitate in confusion, then say, "I'm doing fine," and then order. "Yeah I'm good, #8 please."


What if I wasn't doing well? What if I told him, "Well not too good, buddy." Would the person then help me with my problem? Or just say, "I'm sorry to hear that, what can I get for you?"

When I go to a drive-thru, the only thing I want to hear is "Can I take your order," "Do you want fries with that," "That'll be $_.__," and, "Please pull around."

Fuck.

[Stalker2]

I notice they are all mexicans now.

[Sinn Fein]

I notice just the oppisite, more whiteys in the drive-thru lately.

[DanaReevesLungs]

I notice this occurring at every Taco Bell I go through now. WTF?

[JSHAW]

"Hey, how's it going?"

I know this might be a strange concept to some people, but did you ever stop to think it was their attempt at being FRIENDLY?

Would you rather they say, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

[wes mantooth]

Now I pull up and I get.

"Hey, how's it going?"

Did you say "It wasn't me!!"? :action-sm


Yeah, that is annoying. My favorite one lately is after you give your order they say "pull forward to the window" without repeating your order back to you or giving you a fucking total. This is mainly a schwoogie tactic.


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[Stalker2]

Here on L.I. its mexicans.

[Fuck Crosby]

I notice this occurring at every Taco Bell I go through now. WTF?

Hi how are you,

-not bad how are you

alright, what can i get you


--that is what i get at my local taco bell

[ShooterMcGavin]

I know this might be a strange concept to some people, but did you ever stop to think it was their attempt at being FRIENDLY?

Would you rather they say, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

No I'd rather them say, "Can I take your order please?" like the good ol' days.

I don't need therapy. I need a cheeseburger.

[tar_baby]

I don't need therapy.

really?

[ShooterMcGavin]

really?

How did I know that would be isolated

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ShooterMcGavin, the Andy Rooney of Wackbag.

[Max Johnson]

Did anybody notice that Wendy's gets your order wrong better than half the time wheras McDonald's is right at least 90% of the time or is that just me?

[Puddle O AIDs]

Ok, you officially have hit the "i bitch too much" mark

[ShooterMcGavin]

Ok, you officially have hit the "i bitch too much" mark

And you have officially hit the "I can't be entertained by ridiculous things" mark.

[Puddle O AIDs]

Are you kiding me
http://hustlerofculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hamster_jedi.jpg

Its a hamster jedi!

Isnt that fucking hilarious

(addmitance that i suck)

[roche]

I notice just the oppisite, more whiteys in the drive-thru lately.

You don't live in Texas. :icon_mrgr

[patbattlefield]

all i know is that if a fast food place has black chicks making the food its always good.

[Salem]

Ok, you officially have hit the "i bitch too much" mark

Second. Isnt there much more pressing issues out there to complain about?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Second. Isnt there much more pressing issues out there to complain about?

I don't watch the news.

[bethm1b]

You never go through the drive thru. You know why? Ok Ok Ok THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THRU! THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THRU! And you know why they fuck you at the drive thru? BECAUSE YOU"RE MILES AWAY BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! I'm not eating tuna fish. Guys?

[Sinn Fein]

all i know is that if a fast food place has black chicks making the food its always good.

Damn right. That's definitely the case at Popeyes. I gotta drive a lil' to get to the closest one, but damn...

[Dave _from_Kiev]

I don't know if this is happening everywhere or if it's only happening to me.

But has anyone noticed that less and less fast food drive-thrus are saying "Can I take your order?" Or any variation of that?

Now I pull up and I get.

"Hey, how's it going?"

Even though I hear it all the time now, it still catches me off guard. Because "A #8 with a Dr. Pepper" usually isn't the correct response to "How are you?"

Of course, what I do is hesitate in confusion, then say, "I'm doing fine," and then order. "Yeah I'm good, #8 please."


What if I wasn't doing well? What if I told him, "Well not too good, buddy." Would the person then help me with my problem? Or just say, "I'm sorry to hear that, what can I get for you?"

When I go to a drive-thru, the only thing I want to hear is "Can I take your order," "Do you want fries with that," "That'll be $_.__," and, "Please pull around."

Fuck.

Ha Ha. Thats called getting "old" and apreciating the way things "used" to be. Welcome to the club. It only gets worse from here.

[PCLoadLetter]

Would you rather they say, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
My thought exactly. I'd rather there be even FORCED friendliness than the usual "Wilcum to <insert restaurant here>, may I take your aw-duh" said with boredom and disdain.