FU norovirus

[Fendbass22]

So if anyone hasn't heard of this its fucking terrible. I have been vomiting uncontrollably for over 24 hours now. Every half hour like clock work I am running to the bathroom. Haven't been able to sleep for more than a few hours since it started. By the time I am done puking my vital organs out usually my asshole decides it has to take a piss. Basically, i have been switching from vomiting to diarrhea in the same 10 minute session. I have popped blood vesels in my eyes and pulled chest and rib muscles from puking so violently.

If you get this, good fucking luck. Norovirus. (http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/idepc/diseases/norovirus/basics.html)

[jsc315]

you caught the virus. wakka wakka. yea i know i suck.

[wes mantooth]

hmmmm....After diagnosing your symptoms.......I going to have to go with Monkeypox on this one.





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[thegreenninja]

Food poisoning blows. Here was my last experience.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=57289
Does calling it Norovirus instead of food poisoning exclude you from the search function? I'm not sure... (wavy hand guy)

[Bunny™]

I had this a few years ago when it was called Norwalk.
I blew half a ravioli out of my nose while puking. I also puked on my steering wheel on route 128, then I pulled over and decorated a guardrail. I had water coming out of my mouth and liquid shit blowing out my ass when I got on the toilet at home.
Lots of fun.