FU Diagonal Parkers

[TravisRB69]

This applies to morons who, in crowded parking lots where the spaces are clearly painted STRAIGHT, decide to park their vehicles DIAGONALLY, across two (or more) spaces. The FU escalates exponentially in relation to how crowded the lot is and/or how close to the place this is happening.

Go fuck yourselves. Are you THAT desperate to show the world how much "better" you are than everyone else that you absolutely NEED to be entitled to more spaces than the other guy? Whoopty doo. No, I don't know who you are, and no, I don't care.

If you're going to get that land-beast, tank-on-wheels SUV that has never, EVER been off-road, and as long as you own it, never, EVER will be off-road, you might as well learn to park it properly, just for the hell of it, instead of demonstrating to the world just how much you DON'T need that vehicle.

[mikeybot]

This is only acceptable if they're parked very far out into the lot. Otherwise, you're asking to get keyed.

[tar_baby]

once again..im on this list

u gotta take up two spaces so some jackass doesnt park too close and u cant get out is what i say

[wes mantooth]

This is only acceptable if they're parked very far out into the lot. Otherwise, you're asking to get keyed.

:clap: :clap: Yep. I've keyed a few myself when I was younger.


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[Dopie Opie]

NO need to key, just a nice gooey clam on the driver's side window and key hole does the trick.

[Newmania]

I prefer kicking off the side view mirrors.

[Frankie_Ballz]

I think that something along these lines is appropriate for those self important duechebags.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/120102102_3e90b97cd1.jpg?v=0

[tar_baby]

oh we are all self-important...just admit it

[blazin]

A guy at my cousins apartment complex did this constantly, then one day I backed into a spot, not realizing he was parked like a moron, and completely sideswiped his brand new car. My truck was in primer at the time and suffered barely any damage...ha

Needless to say, he never parked like that again. He wanted cash, i gave him insurance info. He never made a claim which still puzzles me to this day...

[HummerTuesdays]

If your car is so precious, park it at the back of the lot and walk.

And FU to people that can't see the lines. For some reason in the deck at work, a row of parking spaces doesn't line up with the row directly in front of it, and inevitably some ass hat doesn't look at the lines for *their* space, and ends up taking up 2. I drive an Echo, and couldn't give 2 shits if it gets dinged again. I will fit my car in that 3/4 of a space that's left. Fuck 'em.

[DanaReevesLungs]

once again..im on this list

u gotta take up two spaces so some jackass doesnt park too close and u cant get out is what i say


You just love pissing people off, don't you? Keep in mind my friend...karma is a motherfucker.

[grail]

Two words... roofing nails.

Place at opposite tires (corners).

[ruckstande]

I went to the movies one time and the theater lot was packed. No spot to be had anywhere except...This faggot in a brand new Vette parked sideways in the very back of the lot in the corner. There was a curbe behind him and to the right of him. He was taking up a little over two spaces. So I parked in front of this asshole as close as I could. I don't know how he pulled out of the lot but it must have taken him twenty minutes to go back and forth trying to get out. If you're that worried about people parking next to you, park in an empty lot, if you can't deal with it.

[ShooterMcGavin]

There was a guy that parked diagonally in a mall parking lot.

I was hangin out with some friends, and one of my buddies is like, "look at this asshole." Then he discovered that the doors were unlocked.

So he figured, if this guy is stupid enough to both park awfully and not lock his car, he deserves to have some shit stolen.

So...he took some stuff from the guys car....

allegedly.

[mikeybot]

He should have left some stuff in the car

[Absolutely]

This is my biggest fucking pet peeve ever.
I HATE these people.
I have a car that I don't especially care about, so when there's someone who does this, I'll still park next to them.
I'll just squeeze into the spot, so close that there's absolutley no room on the drivers side of his door. So the fucker has to go in through some other door.
Key my car, I don't give a shit.. it's old.

Hate these fuckers. It seems to normally be a motherfucking truck with their yosemitie sam mudflaps

[Salem]

A guy at my cousins apartment complex did this constantly, then one day I backed into a spot, not realizing he was parked like a moron, and completely sideswiped his brand new car. My truck was in primer at the time and suffered barely any damage...ha

Needless to say, he never parked like that again. He wanted cash, i gave him insurance info. He never made a claim which still puzzles me to this day...

Maybe he didnt have any insurance.

[YUCK FOU]

a boot to the side door works everytime...i agree though if you park all the way out at the end of the lot than more power to you. all others will pay!!!

[Exanimate]

I hate those fuckers. Especially in one parking garage that I frequent. It is usually close to full, but there are always cars that take up multiple spaces.

My father in law is extremely anal when it comes to his cars. He keeps them immaculate. As nuts as he is about his cars, he still wouldn't dare take up 2 spots, as he knows that he is asking for it. He just parks at the far end of any parking lot that he goes to.

[NoSurviivors]

I leave one of these when they can't stay in the lines:
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