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Dr. Hoffman
02-22-2007, 01:47 PM
SANTA FE — The Roman Catholic Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi was evacuated during noon Mass on Ash Wednesday when three CD players duct-taped to the bottom of pews began blaring sexually explicit language.

The players were set to turn on at 12:22 p.m. as parishioners were in the middle of Mass, police Capt. Gary Johnson said.

The recordings were filled with people using foul language and "pornographic messages," Johnson said. He would not elaborate because of the ongoing investigation.

Church staff personnel removed the CD players, took them to the basement and called police, who sent a bomb squad, Johnson said.

The bomb squad blew up two of the players on a grassy area near the church, then kept the third one for analysis after determining the players were not dangerous.

The recordings were made on store-bought blank discs, Johnson said.

"We'll run the full gamut" of tests on the player, including checking for fingerprints or DNA and tracing its components, he said.

Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent, which marks a 40-day period of fasting before Easter. Clergy mark the foreheads of the faithful with ashes to symbolize penance during Ash Wednesday services.


I wonder if the boys will get included in any new press that may come out on this today?

Motor Head
02-22-2007, 02:26 PM
So pornographic speech offended them. I wonder if muffled cries of "ouch I poop from there" and "there's no candy down your pants Father Fred" offends them as much?

WhiteHonkyDevil
02-22-2007, 03:11 PM
They blew them up?

Sweeeet. I want to blow up CD players.

Hog's Big Ben
02-24-2007, 02:56 PM
Sexual shenanigans in a cathedral on a Catholic holy day and the boys weren't mentioned or asked to comment? This seems wasted being buried in Off-Topic. Or, maybe it is off-topic and the press has finally put that stage of their careers behind them. :icon_mrgr

TreeFortRichard
02-24-2007, 03:18 PM
They blew them up? Was the Boston PD Bomb squad called in for assistance?

mascan42
02-24-2007, 04:44 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! DIRTY LANGUAGE! BLOW IT UP!!!!

Seriously, do they now have to treat everything they find as if it's a bomb?

Aizazzle
02-24-2007, 05:38 PM
Why couldn't this be in the middle of the Ash Wednesday service that my schools forces me to attend ??

MrBogey
02-24-2007, 11:09 PM
Sure, pick on the religion that won't have its followers chop of your head.

CM Mark
02-24-2007, 11:50 PM
They blew them up? Was the Boston PD Bomb squad called in for assistance?
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

bethm1b
02-25-2007, 09:18 AM
Shouldn't this be merged with porn and pancakes?