Take your Balls Tits and Asses off your cars & trucks in Maryland

[MJMANDALAY]

ANNAPOLIS, Md. - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.

The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washingon, who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

"The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an e-mail.

Pamela Campbell whose Bullhead City, Ariz., business sells fake bull testicles, suggested that the swinging decorations can prompt healthy discussions about anatomy and reproduction.

"Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?" she asked. "Where does it stop?"

Last week, Arizona's legislature rejected a measure that would have banned vehicle splash guards bearing racist terms or silhouettes of naked women.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

fuck government

time to drive around with dildos all over your car

[jpc165]

Eh I kind of see where they're coming from here. I was behind a truck in traffic for an hour with the balls hanging off the back. I wanted to rip them the fuck off and choke the driver with them until he died.

Get rid of the hanging nuts at least. They're fucking retarded.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

WHOOOOOO gives a shit! Take care of shit that matters! Fucking shit, this is why government sucks cock! It is not a safety hazard nor indecent.

"The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500."

I guess all the truckers will be fined moving through the state with the girls on their mud flaps.

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[MrBogey]

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Look at how vulgar I can be.

[Salem]

Bill Takes Swing at Fake Bull Testicles
AP
ANNAPOLIS, Md. (Feb. 22) - Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.

The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washingon, who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

"It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail.

The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill.

"The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an e-mail.

Pamela Campbell whose Bullhead City, Ariz., business sells fake bull testicles, suggested that the swinging decorations can prompt healthy discussions about anatomy and reproduction.

"Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?" she asked. "Where does it stop?"

Last week, Arizona's legislature rejected a measure that would have banned vehicle splash guards bearing racist terms or silhouettes of naked women.

[abudabit]

Outlaw mullets while you're at it.

[MAV]

MJMANDALAY beat ya to it by a couple days sir.....



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[Sct Ptersns Twn]

He is on top. But I give you full credit, of course.

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[thrawn42]

I propose legislation where any representative proposing legislation on the basis of their own measure of vulgarity be stripped of their office, serve jail time, and be publically humiliated and reprimanded before their peers.

What? My proposal is too broad?

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

I propose legislation where any representative proposing legislation on the basis of their own measure of vulgarity be stripped of their office, serve jail time, and be publically humiliated and reprimanded before their peers.

What? My proposal is too broad?

You silly goose. That makes too much sense!

[bethm1b]

Fuck high taxes and the war and corruption in government and the erosion of human and civil rights, THIS! is the real problem in America.

[NoSurviivors]

everyone in maryland should use a black dildo as a hood ornament in protest.

[Joe Avezzano]

Just fine the guys with balls on their truck $500 for being assholes.