Wackbaggers: Post your douchey vids.

[ShooterMcGavin]

I figured since Bagel Lord was the only one with the balls to humiliate himself via youtube, I figured I'd join in, and I hope everyone else joins in as well.

Here's the link to a video blog I made. It is still processing so it probably won't work at this second, but the link should work later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoC24Ij5bA

The sound is WAY off for some fucked up reason. It's not off to begin with but it slowly un-syncs itself to the video. Not sure what the deal is there. I used Pinnacle Studio 9 to compress it, so if anyone has any idea as to how to fix the sound, let me know.

Oh, and I completely reveal in a way how I did the lil' thing, because I'm an idiot. So watch closely.

[CM Mark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4Z8Gn5WP4

[B54]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoC24Ij5bA


Dylan Kleboid, I suggested the card trick and I didn't get credit. Asshat.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Dylan Kleboid, I suggested the card trick and I didn't get credit. Asshat.

I gave "someone" credit. If I said "Matt," no one would know who I was talking about. I know 3 Matts.

[B54]

I gave "someone" credit. If I said "Matt," no one would know who I was talking about. I know 3 Matts.

That's why you say my name. I doubt you know many Matvei's. ;)

[ShooterMcGavin]

That's why you say my name. I doubt you know many Matvei's. ;)

Next time I'll give you props, homie.

[boardsofcanada]

Much like the movie Talladega Nights, the sad truth is that this video was edited down to be as "funny" as possible.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Much like the movie Talladega Nights, the sad truth is that this video was edited down to be as "funny" as possible.

I wasn't trying to be funny, dumbass.

And the only edit was I cut it shorter than it was originally.

[B54]

I wasn't trying to be funny, dumbass.

Hey Dylan .. calm down, we all know what your anger will lead too.

[boardsofcanada]

I wasn't trying to be funny, dumbass.

And the only edit was I cut it shorter than it was originally.

OK Mr self depricating

"This is what you get folks, you get me talking to a camera. Congratulations"

"If you haven't dont....if you have, how the fuck can you stand eating grits"

"I don't want to go up to some random person and kick them in the nuts cause i'd probably get my ass kicked"

The time where you ask yourself why you just asked the camera a question and say why did i do that in an all too familiar jim nortonesque fashion

Matvei says:
he tries to be witty
Matvei says:
when he talks

[ShooterMcGavin]

OK Mr self depricating

"This is what you get folks, you get me talking to a camera. Congratulations"

"If you haven't dont....if you have, how the fuck can you stand eating grits"

"I don't want to go up to some random person and kick them in the nuts cause i'd probably get my ass kicked"

The time where you ask yourself why you just asked the camera a question and say why did i do that in an all too familiar jim nortonesque fashion

Matvei says:
he tries to be witty
Matvei says:
when he talks

How the hell are those jokes? I was simply saying grits sucked. And "cuz I'd get my ass kicked" has never been used as a punchline for anything, you dope.You're acting as if these are setups and punchlines? Jim nortonesque? So I'm ripping off a comedian when I realize I'm being a dummy?

The hell is wrong with you people? I'm not trying to be funny or witty, I'm just talking.

[boardsofcanada]

How the hell are those jokes? I was simply saying grits sucked. And "cuz I'd get my ass kicked" has never been used as a punchline for anything, you dope.You're acting as if these are setups and punchlines? Jim nortonesque? So I'm ripping off a comedian when I realize I'm being a dummy?

The hell is wrong with you people? I'm not trying to be funny or witty, I'm just talking.

They aren't structured jokes with a setup and punchline but it's clear you are trying to be witty. But when you say it in the way you did it's clearly trying to be funny, and i think most people would agree.

[ShooterMcGavin]

They aren't structured jokes with a setup and punchline but it's clear you are trying to be witty. But when you say it in the way you did it's clearly trying to be funny, and i think most people would agree.

I think you're just being nitpicky.

[boardsofcanada]

I think you're just being nitpicky.

no im just being honest

[B54]

How the hell are those jokes? I was simply saying grits sucked. And "cuz I'd get my ass kicked" has never been used as a punchline for anything, you dope.You're acting as if these are setups and punchlines? Jim nortonesque? So I'm ripping off a comedian when I realize I'm being a dummy?

The hell is wrong with you people? I'm not trying to be funny or witty, I'm just talking.

From Dictionary.com:

wit - noun 1. the keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure.

I must say, you always try to talk sarcasically to be witty. You know who else did that? A friend of yours.

http://www.rebandvodka.com/images/dylansenior1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/anger1.gif

:action-sm

[ShooterMcGavin]

You two are really pissing me off right now. Stop being nitpicky little retards.

[B54]

You two are really pissing me off right now. Stop being nitpicky little retards.

It isn't nitpicky to point out a running theme throughout the whole video.

Besides, the name of the thread is Wackbaggers: Post your douchey vids. If you ask me, being witty in a blog is douchey, succumbing the fact that you actually made one, LonelyMcGavin15.

[ShooterMcGavin]

It isn't nitpicky to point out a running theme throughout the whole video.

Besides, the name of the thread is Wackbaggers: Post your douchey vids. If you ask me, being witty in a blog is douchey, succumbing the fact that you actually made one, LonelyMcGavin15.

Ugh.

I'm done trying to fucking make you realize you're making stupid accusations.

It's not douchey because I'm "trying to be witty." It's douchey because of the fact I made a video blog and am sitting there talking about shit no one cares about.

It's also douchey because I'm arguing a stupid youtube video with you :arrrh:

[Glenn Dandy]

I actualy think you did very well, Its not easy to sit there and talk to a camera without looking like a total idiot.. I wouldnt be able to do it that well. You are a decent story teller and very clear and collected.

[MAV]

i got a good lil laugh at the "why is it in nightvision? fuck, i dont know"

[tstlkevanilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4Z8Gn5WP4

umm..not to be a negative nelly.. but does it get interesting at any point? or is it just a picture rotated over and over? just askin' :icon_wink

[MAV]

umm..not to be a negative nelly.. but does it get interesting at any point? or is it just a picture rotated over and over? just askin' :icon_wink
no thats all it is.

[tstlkevanilla]

OK Mr self depricating

"This is what you get folks, you get me talking to a camera. Congratulations"

"If you haven't dont....if you have, how the fuck can you stand eating grits"

"I don't want to go up to some random person and kick them in the nuts cause i'd probably get my ass kicked"

The time where you ask yourself why you just asked the camera a question and say why did i do that in an all too familiar jim nortonesque fashion

Matvei says:
he tries to be witty
Matvei says:
when he talks

holy fuckin over-analyzing batman. he did it as a joke.. I enjoyed watching it.. he put himself out there and you haters come in here talking shit. obviously he doesn't take himself seriously to throw himself under the bus on a site like this. where's your video tough guy? do you have the balls to do the same?
I enjoyed watching it shooter :haha7:

[ShooterMcGavin]

holy fuckin over-analyzing batman. he did it as a joke.. I enjoyed watching it.. he put himself out there and you haters come in here talking shit. obviously he doesn't take himself seriously to throw himself under the bus on a site like this. where's your video tough guy? do you have the balls to do the same?
I enjoyed watching it shooter :haha7:

Thanks Chris and Vanilla for backing me up. One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone tells me I'm bombing even though I'm not trying to be funny.

[tstlkevanilla]

no thats all it is.

ok good thing I skipped through most of it.

[tstlkevanilla]

Thanks Chris and Vanilla for backing me up. One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone tells me I'm bombing even though I'm not trying to be funny.

or they have the nerve to critique, yet don't have the balls to post their own video. they're just trying to be cool, maaaaaannnnn. :icon_roll

when do we get a new one?

[MAV]

shooter, finally got to watch it all, could only watch a few minutes this morning. dude, that was good man. you hit everything that makes one of those stupid video blogs. aaaaaaaaand i liked how you called out the other people that do these, "no one cares, stop it". :haha7:


:clap: :clap: for throwing yourself under the bus and putting this up on here.








p.s. no homo

[ShooterMcGavin]

shooter, finally got to watch it all, could only watch a few minutes this morning. dude, that was good man. you hit everything that makes one of those stupid video blogs. aaaaaaaaand i liked how you called out the other people that do these, "no one cares, stop it". :haha7:


:clap: :clap: for throwing yourself under the bus and putting this up on here.








p.s. no homo

Wow you really enjoyed that didn't you?

[MAV]

Wow you really enjoyed that didn't you?
yeah i guess i did. im not setting you up to bash you. just giving credit where credit is due.

[zagman76]

Move along.

[tar_baby]

well this thread is off to a running start

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4Z8Gn5WP4
loved it i was snappin my fingers and whistling to it.

[boardsofcanada]

wa happen?

[zagman76]

wa happen?

..

Move along.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Did I miss something? I come back from 300 and I get messages that I'm banned when I'm not....

Someone PM me. I'm conpuzzled.

[BCH]

I'm just jealous that you get to go to waffle house. And my 6 year old loves grits.