The Ultimate Break-up

[boardsofcanada]

So commie Matt has been fucking a bunch of girls behind his girlfriends back, and tonite i imed her. She rated me on looks, (haha) and matt said he was going to break up with her. So I said let me do the honors. So here is our conversation. AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA CUNT.


me:
so on a scale of 1-10 i am a 1
her:
i gave you one because i pity you
me:
whys that

her:
opps
me:
why do u pity me
her:
because you are beyond ugly. i rather have sex with a quadruple amputee retard with a bad lisp.
me:
oh
me:
So basically if you could somehow type out negative infinity thats what you would rate me
her:
yes
her:
anything else you would like to ask or tell? <-------Foreshadowing
me:
hmm
her:
?
me:
would you rather fuck me, or a retarded flippered cancer black baby
her:
sorry i would rather be with matt
her:
=]
me:
if u had to choose
me:
betwene the two
her:
both would be torture, but the baby sounds better.
me:
oh. by the way....
her:
what?
me:
do u enjoy being with matt?
her:
yeah
me:
do you love him?
her:
yeah
me:
thats funny you know
her:
lol no its not
her:
i love him more than naything
me:
hahahaha
me:
u do know
me:
that
her:
know about what>
her:
?
me:
matt has fucked 3 other girls.....since hes been with u
me:
including your best friend
her:
i dont believe it..

Right here i pasted to her what matt was saying to me
me:
Matvei says:
iam about to tell her i fucked cass.
me:
me:
let me do the honors
Matvei says:
go for it.
me:
do you love him still?
me:
more than anything?>
me:
u fucking emo poser...get the blades out
her:
but i just saw him this afternoon
me:
he fucked this blonde
me:
like a jackhammer today
me:
He said she swallowed his cum and everything
her:
thanks fot telling me
her:
i think i might just go kill myself now
her:
byue
me:
then he shot his load in between her abs like a river flowing through a canyon

She then signed off and called byelo on the phone and kept saying she wanted to kill herself and was wondering if what I said was true. Matt said (and I quote), "I fucked your best friend and she was better than you and I hope that you actually do kill yourself, bye."

[B54]

I'm a despicable human.

[boardsofcanada]

I'm a despicable human.
Bateman.

[mikeybot]

[Fez]
Rude and rude!
[\Fez]

[boardsofcanada]

When she called him up she was crying hysterically, while reading the conversation out. I would love to hear her dramatic rendition of the part where i said "then he shot his load in between her abs like a river flowing through a canyon".

+10 self esteem :icon_mrgr :D :icon_mrgr :D :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :icon_bigg :clap: :D

[KneeKnee]

Oh, to be 12 again.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oh, to be 12 again.

I thought the same. :icon_mrgr

[Barely Legal]

me:
so on a scale of 1-10 this thread is a 1

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Holy High-School Drama, Batman!

[JoeyDVDZ]

Wow, where's the cast of Dawson's Creek when you need them?

[Dicktator]

Then what happened?

[boardsofcanada]

OK , I get it assholes :action-sm

[Arc Lite]

:cool-smil
I don't want to to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be...sorry?
:cool-smil

[Glenn Dandy]

Nice work, now she will chase you around like a puppy Matt. I could never be that mean,,, that was my downfall.

Dont make my mistake good work sir.

[HockeyHelmet]

:clap:

[FAngel]

Oh noes! Now the prom will be ruined!

:rolleyes:

I don't miss one second of this shit. I'm glad I talked to almost nobody during those four years.

[CM Mark]

Oh noes! Now the prom will be ruined!

:rolleyes:

I don't miss one second of this shit. I'm glad I talked to almost nobody during those four years.
x2

[J. PETERSON]

Oh noes! Now the prom will be ruined!

:rolleyes:

I don't miss one second of this shit. I'm glad I talked to almost nobody during those four years.
x3

[Haeder]

Ultimate break-up? I disagree.

Sincerely,

Scott from Modesto

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

Ultimate break-up? I disagree.

Sincerely,

Scott from Modesto
HAHAHAHAHA close this thread.

[generoso]

Wow very harsh. I wish I had the balls, I got go total ignore on them..

[ImAlrightSpider]

All of the bullshit is stupid. Life is simple:

1) Find someone you like.

2) Have fun.

3) Repeat.

4) Have kids.

5) Be miserable for a while.

6) Learn to have fun again.

7) Die.

[Fruit Monkey]

All of the bullshit is stupid. Life is simple:

1) Find someone you like.

2) Have fun.

3) Repeat.

4) Have kids.

5) Be miserable for a while.

6) Learn to have fun again.

7) Die.


2a) pay taxes

4a) gettax credits

5a) pay inheritence tax

7a) pay 401k tax

8) others pay tax on what you have left over

[B54]

All of the bullshit is stupid. Life is simple:

1) Find someone you like.

2) Have fun.

3) Repeat.

4) Have kids.

5) Be miserable for a while.

6) Learn to have fun again.

7) Die.

Well, my life will be more like :

1) Have fun.

2) Get a job and make a decent amount.

3) Have fun.

4) Die.

I don't think I ever want a permanent relationship. I certainly do not want children. I want to drink, eat, and be merry in life. No more, no less.

By the way, this wasn't intent as some kind of "drama", it was simply a story of a stupid cunt that put too much trust into a sociopathic kaniving person.

[Budyzir]

me: u fucking emo poser...get the blades out


I dont know why, but that just cracked me up.

[tar_baby]

and we care because?

this thread stinks

[Steve McQueen]

Howard K. Stern had the ultimate break-up.

[tattered]

i dunno i chuckled

[B54]

i dunno i chuckled

Thanks mister. It was intended to be something amusing. :icon_mrgr

[Chino Kapone]

i loffed, i wish i had the opportunity to do this for my one of my friends. he hooked up with this hot young lying cunt, and she walked all over him.

[Your_Moms_Box]

I musta accidentaly clicked on a myspace message board.

I'm glad I didn't care enough in High School to have this kinda stupid non-important drama.

And B.... your outloo0k on likfe, marriage, kids, whatever will ost likely change once you get some experience in the real world...

not your fault though, it's just life

[boardsofcanada]

I musta accidentaly clicked on a myspace message board.

I'm glad I didn't care enough in High School to have this kinda stupid non-important drama.

If you (along with the other followers) actually took a second to read, it has nothing to do with me. Matt said he was going to break it up with her and i decided i was going to tear her apart like dumb poser emo cunt she is. It's just for entertainment.

This is not a serious thread about how his relationship went bad and i'm arguing with her. This has nothing to do with fucking drama. It's about me having some fun at her expense. If you don't like this thread then go read about how long other men on wackbag jerk off for. Open your fucking eyes.

[ShooterMcGavin]

If you (along with the other followers) actually took a second to read, it has nothing to do with me. Matt said he was going to break it up with her and i decided i was going to tear her apart like dumb poser emo cunt she is. It's just for entertainment.

This is not a serious thread about how is relationship went bad and i'm arguing with her. This has nothing to do with fucking drama. It's about me having some fun at her expense. If you don't like this thread then go read about how long other men on wackbag jerk off for. Open your fucking eyes.

And you call ME angry. :)

[boardsofcanada]

And you call ME angry. :)
calmo.

[B54]

I musta accidentaly clicked on a myspace message board.

I'm glad I didn't care enough in High School to have this kinda stupid non-important drama.

And B.... your outloo0k on likfe, marriage, kids, whatever will ost likely change once you get some experience in the real world...

not your fault though, it's just life

Please explain to me how it is drama.

You obviously didn't read any of it. Had you read it, you would have realized it is about a girl that put too much trust in me and me and BckAllyAbortion fucked with her.

It was simply a shared experience that we told everyone here for fun because messing with girls is fun to do, because I think every guy on here can share a story where he got his heart fucked with. It's called having a little fun and revenge, it has absolutely nothing to do with drama.

So I ask again, please explain how it is drama.

[zagman76]

...and scene.