O&A Listening Thread 3-14-07 Happy WOW

[Iron Duke]

Happy WOW everyone. Thats all I got.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

checking in just long enough to say that I've been drinking for the last 9 hours and I'm going to sleep.

Punching out. Catch y'all on the replay.

[Iron Duke]

Great day planned today. Two funerals, doctors appointment for my F'd up shoulder and a four hour class tonight. Yeah me. Bluuuck.

[Iron Duke]

Little something to start the day for ya.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4641/357sexytshirtcf1.jpg

[tstlkevanilla]

why am I up at this ungodly hour :cry3:

[mendozathejew]

morning

[Iron Duke]

why am I up at this ungodly hour :cry3:

Good question. Good mornin' TLV, Mendoza.:action-sm

[MAV]

new intro is pretty funny

[tstlkevanilla]

Good question. Good mornin' TLV, Mendoza.:action-sm

for a split second I thought it was saturday morning and I could go back to sleep

[mendozathejew]

morning duke. shoulder problems suck, its just a constant nag isnt it

[Rob]

mornin fellas...

[JoeyDVDZ]

been awake since 4:15 am. Life really sucks at 4:15.

[tstlkevanilla]

been awake since 4:15 am. Life really sucks at 4:15.

life sucks at anytime...

but that's just me...

[Iron Duke]

That indian kid sucked but I seem to remember his sister was pretty hot.

[generoso]

Idol chat with Patrice...not bad..morning all

[umo]

I think Michael Jackson was cuter than Sanjaya

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/23_6155.jpg

[tstlkevanilla]

paula always sounds fucked up

[Iron Duke]

"You looked adorable though."

[Awful Me]

Morning everyboda.

The knot on my head is almost gone, and my pupils are back to normal size, and I feel at least semi coherent.

Woohoo for me.

[tstlkevanilla]

break time.. time to take a quick shower..

quick my ass.. I could take a bubble bath and get back in time for the show..

[tstlkevanilla]

Morning everyboda.

The knot on my head is almost gone, and my pupils are back to normal size, and I feel at least semi coherent.

Woohoo for me.

what happened?

[lokimanahan]

I think Michael Jackson was cuter than Sanjaya

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/23_6155.jpg

Michael Jackson was black once?!?

[umo]

Michael Jackson was black once?!?

"I think it was more than once, Jim"

[Awful Me]

what happened?


I hit my head on the metal arm of a keyboard and mouse tray under a desk while setting up a computer yesterday.

I've had 4 concussions so any shots to the head do more damage.

[Iron Duke]

I hit my head on the metal arm of a keyboard and mouse tray under a desk while setting up a computer yesterday.

I've had 4 concussions so any shots to the head do more damage.


Ol' cardboard cranium.:action-sm

[Awful Me]

Ol' cardboard cranium.:action-sm


my girlfriend calls it ol' faggot head.
If it wasn't humorous, and fairly true, id have to punch her.

[tstlkevanilla]

I hit my head on the metal arm of a keyboard and mouse tray under a desk while setting up a computer yesterday.

I've had 4 concussions so any shots to the head do more damage.

jesus

Ol' cardboard cranium.:action-sm

:haha7:

[Iron Duke]

Link to granny getting tagged?

[tstlkevanilla]

fucking stupid AIM and the roll over music thing...

[VilleDick]

Morning everyone

[smurfett79]

trying to read threw 1/2 open eye. HOLYSHIT people. rise n shine an start the day w/ O-n-A, and wackbag.. damn. happy hump day, and WOW...

-

[Awful Me]

I want to know how many 80 year olds Ronnie B could beat up.

[tstlkevanilla]

Link to granny getting tagged?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoYx3Rcw8w


Morning everyone

morning :action-sm

trying to read threw 1/2 open eye. HOLYSHIT people. rise n shine an start the day w/ O-n-A, and wackbag.. damn. happy hump day, and WOW...

-

lol looks like you're as tired as I am

alright.. this type of shit happens all the time. there just happens to be nothing else in the news, so this story blew up.

<---- triple posting douche

[smurfett79]

:icon_eek: OMG... up after midnight, back up when hubby left for work, at 5:30.. dozed back off HOLYSHIT i cant do that agin getting to damn old for that shit.

-:icon_eek:

[Iron Duke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoYx3Rcw8w




morning :action-sm

Thanks darlin'.

[Awful Me]

alright.. this type of shit happens all the time. there just happens to be nothing else in the news, so this story blew up.




It blew up like hotcakes with legs on youtube

[VilleDick]

Love old lady Anthony

"I don't like to make left turns"

[VilleDick]

Ugh, this lady wouldn't be able to defend herself against an angry 12 year old. Stop with the fake self confidence, bottom line is a woman would be over powered by just about any man.

[smurfett79]

wtf Why does every time i try to send a msg it tells me to slow down. shees..

[tstlkevanilla]

Thanks darlin'.

no problem!

It blew up like hotcakes with legs on youtube

dare I say it's going viral

[tstlkevanilla]

wtf Why does every time i try to send a msg it tells me to slow down. shees..

are you drunk

[Iron Duke]

Ugh, this lady wouldn't be able to defend herself against an angry 12 year old. Stop with the fake self confidence, bottom line is a woman would be over powered by just about any man.

I bet she would have enough strength to hold a pistol though.

[generoso]

well time for work have fun all...

[VilleDick]

wtf Why does every time i try to send a msg it tells me to slow down. shees..

Not enough posts? You may have a few restrictions on you

[smurfett79]

no im not drunk.. for some reason every damn time i hit the post quick reply button it says something about "slow down try agin in 100 seconds" or some shit like that

wonder if for some reason its trying to send the same msg more than once.. who knows.. just bothering... oh well.. somethin gota make ur day start shitty hu?

[Razor Roman]

morning everybody.

[Awful Me]

wtf is lazlow talking about? you can go to taxactonline and do your taxes for free. Then pay 15 bucks to efile.

[J. PETERSON]

morning motherfuckers :action-sm

[Awful Me]

time to head into work.

[Razor Roman]

time to head into work.

hehehe you said head...:haha7:

[VilleDick]

Morning Razor, JP

[smurfett79]

Wonder if this ass that did this to the lady will make "breaking news" when they do catch him.

geta tazer ol ladys that will kick his ass!

[tstlkevanilla]

no im not drunk.. for some reason every damn time i hit the post quick reply button it says something about "slow down try agin in 100 seconds" or some shit like that

wonder if for some reason its trying to send the same msg more than once.. who knows.. just bothering... oh well.. somethin gota make ur day start shitty hu?

it's your post count.. once it gets higher, it'll change to 30 seconds between posts.

[madbam]

Mornin Baggers....gonna be 65 degrees today in NY.....here is some hotness:

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3760/m76kd6.jpg

[J. PETERSON]

no im not drunk.. for some reason every damn time i hit the post quick reply button it says something about "slow down try agin in 100 seconds" or some shit like that

wonder if for some reason its trying to send the same msg more than once.. who knows.. just bothering... oh well.. somethin gota make ur day start shitty hu?
Wackbag has that built into posting so people dont post whore and/or get carried away. The time decreases the more you post.
I think mine is down to 15 seconds.

[J. PETERSON]

Mornin Baggers....gonna be 65 degrees today in NY.....here is some hotness:

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3760/m76kd6.jpg
Good God almighty.


:icon_eek:

48 here in Western NY.
Lovin it!

[VilleDick]

it's your post count.. once it gets higher, it'll change to 30 seconds between posts.

Or in tasty's case, 15 seconds between complaints :action-sm

Sorry schnookums

[umo]

This bit should end with Christmas music

[tstlkevanilla]

Wackbag has that built into posting so people dont post whore and/or get carried away. The time decreases the more you post.
I think mine is down to 15 seconds.

huh? I have more posts than you and mine is up to 30 seconds.. or maybe that's on purpose :rolleyes:

Or in tasty's case, 15 seconds between complaints :action-sm

Sorry schnookums

:fu:

[tstlkevanilla]

ant rules

[Razor Roman]

guess Ant got Mainelli's memo to do more voices ;)


Fuckin hilarious bit...

[VilleDick]

guess Ant got Mainelli's memo to do more voices ;)


Fuckin hilarious bit...

And sound effects

[umo]

Assaults on old people is a service to society. Geriatrics need to die. Social Security taxes are draining my paychecks.

[smurfett79]

how long am i aloud befor i can post now holyshit.. seemd like 5 minnutes.

[tstlkevanilla]

This fucking douche of a person needs to DIE

[J. PETERSON]

huh? I have more posts than you and mine is up to 30 seconds.. or maybe that's on purpose :rolleyes:
:fu:
Hm.
Imagine that.

:action-sm

[Razor Roman]

how long am i aloud befor i can post now holyshit.. seemd like 5 minnutes.

was that in english???

welcome to the 'bag :action-sm

[smurfett79]

i think it was. could proly break out a little german for ya but thats the best i could do.

[tstlkevanilla]

Hm.
Imagine that.

:action-sm

:icon_mad:


I'm off to work.. see you guys in an hour.

[VilleDick]

:icon_mad:


I'm off to work.. see you guys in an hour.

Enjoy, we'll be here:action-sm

[smurfett79]

might get outa see ya later befor she gets to work lol.. sorry okay.

-

[smurfett79]

to much sex MR. jimmy! UR NOT FAT!
OMG, check this out.. i bet this is how Ant felt back when he was trying to upload Vista http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02MV3DD5pFc

oie 300 seconds are you kidding me... i have to waite more than 300 seconds between posts.. oie

[Razor Roman]

to much sex MR. jimmy! UR NOT FAT!
OMG, check this out.. i bet this is how Ant felt back when he was trying to upload Vista http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02MV3DD5pFc

oie 300 seconds are you kidding me... i have to waite more than 300 seconds between posts.. oie

after the show go to Bizarro and post about how Bagel Lord is a cunt a few times, you'll be up to Stig-like post counts in no time.

[smurfett79]

oh dear god i gota invest in some kinda def listening thing this chick needs a ball gag 2 of them one in her ass and one in her mouth.

[Razor Roman]

Stupid hotel I'm staying in... my wakeup call was an hour late, because their voice mail system isn't updated for Daylight Savings time...

glad I woke up early on my own anyway

[J. PETERSON]

oooh.
Pics of Pamela?
NICE!

[Awful Me]

me and my mcdonalds are at the office!

WOOHOO! and just for razor: I am going to head to the head for some head.

[Natesac]

Guess what?



I saw the sign.




...and it said, "FRRRRRRRUNKUS!"

[sniper]

Mornin :action-sm

[Aero 1]

morning fellas:action-sm

alright, were are these pics of this broad?

[Awful Me]

I thought Jimmy was getting laid his whole life because of tranny prostitutes not because of his sense of humor.

[Razor Roman]

Guess what?

I saw the sign.

...and it said, "FRRRRRRRUNKUS!"

DID IT?

:action-sm

[J. PETERSON]

Mornin :action-sm
Mornin sir :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Good Morning Mr. & Mrs. Bag and all the ships at sea...

[Puffy_McScrote]

oooh.
Pics of Pamela?
NICE!


Hello, exactly!
Now where the fuck are they? Baby wanna touch himself!

[Honey]

I saw the sign


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9172/sign1fh0dq9.th.jpg (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sign1fh0dq9.jpg)

[J. PETERSON]

WOW.
Crash that Greaseman impression

[Honey]

P.S. that's a borrowed joke

[Razor Roman]

Good Morning Mr. & Mrs. Bag and all the ships at sea...

Stig's here!!!!:action-sm

[BroGonzo]

Hey Baggers!

The beep game officially sucks now. Sam is an asshat.

[Natesac]

DID IT?

:action-sm


Hehe. Did I set you up well enough? :clap:

[BroGonzo]

Best call yet

[Danesy]

Mornin' gang! :action-sm

Feelin' pretty damn good today.

[Redding]

hiya buddies

im heading to NYC at 6 today so im at work early and i got jack and cokes in a water bottle in my fridge

[BroGonzo]

Okay, no, this does not keep the bit going.

[TheJerseyDevil]

So we can expect these Pamela pictures on opieandanthony.com eh?

[J. PETERSON]

hiya buddies

im heading to NYC at 6 today so im at work early and i got jack and cokes in a water bottle in my fridge
YES! Love the road pops. :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:

So we can expect these Pamela pictures on opieandanthony.com eh?
They should have been on the 'Bag the minute they hit the internets.

[VilleDick]

Morning later arrivals

Do you wanna see Donna Summer on the space shuttle?

[Awful Me]

So we can expect these Pamela pictures on opieandanthony.com eh?


I believe that is where they peddle their smut from.

[moegolden]

pamela has that hot upper east side/long island jewish look that is unattainable for a gentile like me.

[Danesy]

Hopin' today is an easy day... broke and cannot wait to get paid till tomorrow, and just wanna sit here and BS with my fellow baggers ;)

[Ted the Poster]

Mornin' gang! :action-sm

Feelin' pretty damn good today.

So I take it court went well, Danesy-wanesy? :)

[Redding]

YES! Love the road pops. :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:


They should have been on the 'Bag the minute they hit the internets.


...get don on the phone...and where are those pictures i was suppose to see

[Ted the Poster]

pamela has that hot upper east side/long island jewish look that is unattainable for a gentile like me.
A little duct tape and a taser, and you can attain that shit all night long.
Just sayin'...:icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

...get don on the phone...and where are those pictures i was suppose to see
Ponderous, Redding. Fucking ponderous. :action-sm

Stig's here!!!!:action-sm
Where? Fucker owes me money!

[Danesy]

So I take it court went well, Danesy-wanesy? :)

Hey Stiggy Wiggy...

It wasn't court, it was a meeting with my lawyer.... the plan is to fuck him six ways till Sunday. Let the games begin! He never in his wildest dreams thought I would fight back... now I come back with guns blazin'! :D

[smurfett79]

Stig- thanks for putting an OLD 2nu song in my head....

wow... cant belive i admited to knowing that song.

[Redding]

doesnt ice tea taste like pussy juice?

[Awful Me]

doesnt ice tea taste like pussy juice?


brb going to make some iced tea.

[Redding]

Tony Kornheiser is back...no wonder bill from waterford (Bill Lehecka) has disappeared

[smurfett79]

ill lay down on a table w/ a glass of tea and u tell me

[sniper]

Yes pedestrians are at risk, just ask the hitchhiker that got nailed this morning on 495.

[Ted the Poster]

Stig- thanks for putting an OLD 2nu song in my head....

wow... cant belive i admited to knowing that song.
Well, I.... Um, what? What song?:huh:

[Natesac]

Yes pedestrians are at risk, just ask the hitchhiker that got nailed this morning on 495.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA... That's terrific.... that's terrific.

[Ted the Poster]

doesnt ice tea taste like pussy juice?
Depends what your gal is douching with.

[madbam]

Hopin' today is an easy day... broke and cannot wait to get paid till tomorrow, and just wanna sit here and BS with my fellow baggers ;)

Mornin Danesy...I get paid bi monthly too..I hate that crap...you always get hosed in taxes....anyway top o the mornin too ya:action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Let the games begin! He never in his wildest dreams thought I would fight back... now I come back with guns blazin'! :D
This reads like a Night Ranger song.

[smurfett79]

duno if u can find it anywhere online anymore but was tossin old cd's after burnin to my computer over weeknd... and vola ther ewas 2nU name of song (spelling assistance needed here.. ) pondurious

[sniper]

duno if u can find it anywhere online anymore but was tossin old cd's after burnin to my computer over weeknd... and vola ther ewas 2nU name of song (spelling assistance needed here.. ) pondurious

Ponderous, it's been in this thread already, my IQ just dropped 5 points from reading that :action-sm ;)

[Awful Me]

every picture I take, I look like a psycho or a mugshot, but at least my title makes me giggle.

[Natesac]

Ponderous, it's been in this thread already, my IQ just dropped 5 points from reading that :action-sm ;)


Holy shit... and I thought I was the only one.

Phew.:icon_wink

[Danesy]

every picture I take, I look like a psycho or a mugshot, but at least my title makes me giggle.

I am retarded cause I cannot figure out what it means :icon_cry:

YAY!!! 6800!!!!!

http://japan-fireworks.com/tamura.gif

[Natesac]

I am retarded cause I cannot figure out what it means :icon_cry:


...and that's ok.

[Danesy]

...and that's ok.

No it's not :icon_cry:

I hate not knowin' stuff :icon_cry:

[Ted the Poster]

every picture I take, I look like a psycho or a mugshot, but at least my title makes me giggle.
Is that Latin?

[Awful Me]

I am retarded cause I cannot figure out what it means :icon_cry:


Its latin. Let them Hate, as long as they Fear.

[VilleDick]

Ugh, I hate Pamela

[smurfett79]

glad i could bring ya down to my level guys ;)

lemme search my hard drive agin and ill find it lol .. can figure out how to post it lol.. wow its odd.. one of those things ya listen to BLASTED i found it.. i could put it up somewhere lol if u realy wana hear it.


WOHOO told hubby last night that the high heal bit was going to be played on O n A today. im good.

[sniper]

I am retarded cause I cannot figure out what it means

"let them hate, so long as they fear"

total time - copy and paste to google: 3 seconds

[Puffy_McScrote]

Egads... that singing reminds me of Auschw-... erm... forget it.

[Ted the Poster]

I'm guessing that this bitch is making some poor bastard miserable.

[Redding]

must of been *****lifechris

[Danesy]

"let them hate, so long as they fear"

total time - copy and paste to google: 3 seconds


:mad4: :mad4: :mad4:

[VilleDick]

I hope she tries to plug her friends site and Al dumps out of it

[Natesac]

IT'S HER!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://www.piespace.net/images/pamela.JPG

[sniper]

:mad4: :mad4: :mad4:

Sorry sweetie i forgot :action-sm :D

[Redding]

IT'S HER!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://www.geocities.com/rugger_rfc/pamela.JPG

thats a bad picture

[Danesy]

Sorry sweetie i forgot :action-sm :D


's OK.... just very happy today don't wanna use angry faces :p

[Awful Me]

:mad4: :mad4: :mad4:


If it makes you feel better, for all of sniper's copying and pasting, I replied to your initial inquiry 4 posts before he found out what it meant.

So techinally, you got the same answer faster, and didn't have to work for it.

[Natesac]

Stanhope asks the right question:

"...why is she here?..."

[smurfett79]

be back in a little bit ... tuneing in car for a lil.. gota get soem runnin done.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Doug Stanhope = unfunny ass.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Links People...I need links....

[VilleDick]

Doug Stanhope = unfunny ass.

Troof

[Awful Me]

be back in a little bit ... tuneing in car for a lil.. gota get soem runnin done.


Get some learnin done while you're at it. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooooooh Squizz

[sniper]

's OK.... just very happy today don't wanna use angry faces :p

You got it out of your system then. ;)

http://home.earthlink.net/~darthscooby/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/soco.jpg

Calmo

[DoughBoy]

I hate this bitch.

[Danesy]

If it makes you feel better, for all of sniper's copying and pasting, I replied to your initial inquiry 4 posts before he found out what it meant.

So techinally, you got the same answer faster, and didn't have to work for it.


It does.... thank you.... ;)

[Awful Me]

my head is hurting again. I don't know if its the injury, or if it is this hole squealing thru my speakers.

[Danesy]

You got it out of your system then. ;)

http://home.earthlink.net/~darthscooby/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/soco.jpg

Calmo

Ahhhh cannot wait till Thursday :D

[moegolden]

I still want to do her.
http://a77.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_024d72a1a791aa2a44217af6bbe5617c.jpg

[Redding]

i think my karaoke at the R&F BAB was better

[Puffy_McScrote]

I want to rip her fallopians out and floss with them.

[mascan42]

Ow! My Ears!

[Ted the Poster]

be back in a little bit ... tuneing in car for a lil.. gota get soem runnin done.
Typos...making head...hurt...losing...consciousness...uhhhhhhhhhh h......

[Oswald]

I hate this bitch.

X2

Over enunciating cunt. Could she fake this shit anymore?

[J. PETERSON]

this is beyond awful.
Although, im a fan of her sexy noises
If thats what you want to call them......

[FullBallz]

This is an act. She's singin like this on purpose.

[nevnut]

Some one please rip my ears out!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Redding]

This is an act. She's singin like this on purpose.

....no shit

[cokelogic]

Morning all. I want to have sex with her.

[Awful Me]

Look on the bright side everybody, we will get to hear this again in commercial breaks for the next two to three weeks!

[Mbuggy]

I Hate Her Sooooo Much!!!

[cokelogic]

Why happened to the dirty pictures of Pamela that were mentioned?

[FullBallz]

I listened to what they said. I said this sucks, and put it on mute. Came back and they're doing something else now.

[sniper]

Board room Jimmy says buy stock in duct tape for all those people that want to fuck this chick.

[J. PETERSON]

This is an act. She's singin like this on purpose.
Good observation :action-sm

[Natesac]

I still want to do her.
http://a77.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_024d72a1a791aa2a44217af6bbe5617c.jpg

I want to do her with an icepick.

[Redding]

I listened to what they said. I said this sucks, and put it on mute. Came back and they're doing something else now.

there you go, you now know how to listen to the show...thank you for not doing what other people do which is continually saying this sucks

[J. PETERSON]

Why happened to the dirty pictures of Pamela that were mentioned?
Mornin Coke :action-sm

no one knows where they are.....Steeeeve doesnt have them and I havent seen a link here.

[Natesac]

Why happened to the dirty pictures of Pamela that were mentioned?

They're on my nightstand... right next to a picture of Jimmy.

[Puffy_McScrote]

She is hot... but she'd be a lot hotter with a big ole goober of my baby batter dangling from her shnoz.

[Ted the Poster]

Is Pamela gone? I punched out for a few, and now it's the usual bunch of XM ads.

[VilleDick]

Is Pamela gone? I punched out for a few, and now it's the usual bunch of XM ads.

Unfortunately I'd rather write it on a rock than listen to Pamela

[CaptainWacky]

"believe you me." how old is this lady?

[Natesac]

Unfortunately I'd rather write it on a rock than listen to Pamela
:clap:

[Ted the Poster]

So what's the over/under on Stanhope being tripping balls this very minute?

[ode2no1]

Morning Fucktards :action-sm

Hell of a way to wake up with that hole singing

[DoughBoy]

Ugh. Not only does her singing suck, her voice sucks, and her jokes suck. I hope she dies.

[Natesac]

Ugh. Not only does her singing suck, her voice sucks, and her jokes suck. I hope she dies.

Amen.

[bill333]

Would it be wrong to hate "F" her to death?

[Awful Me]

stanhope on freefm, hmmmm

but a fisting story is always great.

[CaptainWacky]

Ugh. Not only does her singing suck, her voice sucks, and her jokes suck. I hope she dies.
Don't let opie or jimmy hear you they will call you a face less, name less, board guy. Then make fun of you with a wacky voice.:action-sm

[Redding]

haha Doug stanhope fisted this girl haha

[moegolden]

you gotta be some kind of barfly to let stanhope fist you.

[Awful Me]

Don't let opie or jimmy hear you they will call you a face less, name less, board guy. Then make fun of you with a wacky voice.:action-sm


we hide behind monitors, they hide behind Po and Kenny....

[Redding]

Doug Stanhope stars in A fistful of caller

[igneous]

where are the pics of that bitch that was singing?

[Ted the Poster]

Morning Fucktards :action-sm

Hell of a way to wake up with that hole singing
Tasty sings?!? :icon_eek:

[Awful Me]

5 kids? Fisting her is no longer a good a story. Shouldering or calfing her would be impressive.

[Chester'sLiver]

where are the pics of that bitch that was singing?
I could give you her myspace, but since you spoke so rudely about her I don't think I want to....

[J. PETERSON]

hahaha what a way to end the FreeFM show

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Fucktards! :action-sm

EDIT:
Ooooh, Ode I stole your greeting. Sorry Pal.

[Awful Me]

Doug Stanhope stars in A fistful of caller


Line of the Thread.

[ode2no1]

Tasty sings?!? :icon_eek:

NO but she can humm like a pro :action-sm

[igneous]

I could give you her myspace, but since you spoke so rudely about her I don't think I want to....
fine, could I have some pics of that cunt that was singing please?

[Ted the Poster]

Doug Stanhope stars in A fistful of caller
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Redding]

good thing andy dick didnt open for pauly shore or he would of went missing

[Awful Me]

"Your determination and my lack of standards...."

fucking classic.

[cokelogic]

where are the pics of that bitch that was singing?Maybe on FBA? They found there way to O&A but no one on WB has seen them (or is coming forward with them).

[Ted the Poster]

5 kids? Fisting her is no longer a good a story. Shouldering or calfing her would be impressive.
She didn't SHIT them out. She's white. Trash, but white nonetheless.

[sniper]

I'm willing to bet this chick can bowl with no hands.


and has a 250 average

[mightymalachi]

Morning baggers.

In honor of the break bit they played about sports team nicknames:
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/mightymalachi/IMG_0221.jpg
OK, actually, two pictures..
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/mightymalachi/313649020_4863f92e2c_o.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

fine, could I have some pics of that cunt that was singing please?
Why yooooooooooooou! *shaking fist* She is quite lovely. Id have to go find her because she isn't on my friends list. I will think about go looking for some pics.

[Goober]

I would like hear Doug on 3rd mic Tomorrow when Jimmy is out.

[Ted the Poster]

Why yooooooooooooou! *shaking fist* She is quite lovely. Id have to go find her because she isn't on my friends list. I will think about go looking for some pics.
OOOOoooo! I like it when Chester's bluffing!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

morning folks :action-sm

I'm home today with a touch of the "Irish flu" :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

[Redding]

morning folks :action-sm

I'm home today with a touch of the "Irish flu" :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

nice i plan on having that the entire trip to NYC 7 hrs to go...

[cokelogic]

I'm willing to bet this chick can bowl with no hands.


and has a 250 averageThat's amazing. I can barely break 200.

[tstlkevanilla]

Yes pedestrians are at risk, just ask the hitchhiker that got nailed this morning on 495.

<--- late to the party..

what happened on 495? could that be the fucking reason I was stuck in traffic this morning.. all I saw was a car in the grassy medium and a lane was shut down northbound.

[Awful Me]

If somebody stole my identity, they could only improve my credit. :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning baggers, it's fucking 70 degrees down here! :action-sm

Dansey, glad to hear you will be able to fuck the ex. Hopefully his lawyer isn't smart enough and still tries to fight it out with you.

Pamela ugh, she's hot but I almost wanted to run my truck off the road on my way in.

As gay as this is going to sound and as much as I hate American Idol when I saw that Simon, Seacrest thing last night I lawfed my ass off.

[VilleDick]

I would like hear Doug on 3rd mic Tomorrow when Jimmy is out.

:nuts:

[Puffy_McScrote]

"birthed a mare."
Beautiful.

[umo]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.

[sniper]

<--- late to the party..

what happened on 495? could that be the fucking reason I was stuck in traffic this morning.. all I saw was a car in the grassy medium and a lane was shut down northbound.

That'd be it. Was it a red Saab with a hole in the windshield? and were you able to see the makeshift death tent that hid the body going into the coroner's van?

[Awful Me]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.


merger.:action-sm

[Redding]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.

its called he doesnt get into the whole radio war bullshit

...saget does stern too

[Chester'sLiver]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.
So.....People can be on both shows. The boys don't care, why do you? Doug has been on the show before and he is always good radio.

[RIrealtor]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.

And how do you know that unless you were listening.:action-sm

[VilleDick]

Morning baggers, it's fucking 70 degrees down here! :action-sm

Morning Homan, enjoy the warmth, it ends today

[Awful Me]

That'd be it. Was it a red Saab with a hole in the windshield? and were you able to see the makeshift death tent that hid the body going into the coroner's van?


people will do anything to get out of work.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

As gay as this is going to sound and as much as I hate American Idol when I saw that Simon, Seacrest thing last night I lawfed my ass off.
:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:
wha' happened?

Redding, you're in NYC tonight through Friday, right?

[USCAV]

Mornin baggers

[CaptainWacky]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.
So? I hate hoo hoo as much as anyone but so what if people do both shows?

[HockeyHelmet]

merger.:action-sm

Yea really

[Ted the Poster]

people will do anything to get out of work.

This, for instance.

[Redding]

:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:
wha' happened?

Redding, you're in NYC tonight through Friday, right?

yep...whats it to ya :)

[J. PETERSON]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.
So.
That has nothing to do with O&A.
Stanhope is trying to get his name out, gather himself an audience.
I say, good for him!

[Tinkledrinker]

Bob Kelly would be a good 3rd mic if only he didnt like to hear himself talk so much.

[Puffy_McScrote]

people will do anything to get out of work.


:clap:

[Ted the Poster]

yep...whats it to ya :)
Would you like to plug your upcoming appearances?

[tstlkevanilla]

That'd be it. Was it a red Saab with a hole in the windshield? and were you able to see the makeshift death tent that hid the body going into the coroner's van?

holy crap! I saw the red Saab but not the tent.. Thank GOD! Shit like that creeps me out. :icon_eek:

What happened?

[CaptainWacky]

its called he doesnt get into the whole radio war bullshit

...saget does stern too
Right. Bonaduche, pat cooper, Gaffigan, have all done both shows.

[Danesy]

The Seacrest/Simon thing was great!

Seacrest - "Simon, what advice can you give her on wearing heels?"
Simon - "You would know Ryan"
Seacrest - "Stay outta my closet"
Simon - "Come out"

Awesome!!!

[Natesac]

So? I hate hoo hoo as much as anyone but so what if people do both shows?


It's not up to the guests to choose a show... the interview is supposed to be about them... not the feud between jockeys.

[Awful Me]

EDITED: Ronnie B or Bill Burr should be the only 3rd mic fill ins

[Dr. Hoffman]

:gh: :gh: :gh: :gh: :gh:
wha' happened?

Redding, you're in NYC tonight through Friday, right?

Did you miss that audio? The boys played it earlier.

[bill333]

Stanhope has some of the best stories,who cares what show he does

[CaptainWacky]

Bill Burr should be the only 3rd mic fill in
No love for louie ck?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Why is Stanhope on the show? That douche was on the Stern show 2 days ago.

The boys aren't 5 year old children like the washed up Jew is.

[VilleDick]

The Seacrest/Simon thing was great!

Seacrest - "Simon, what advice can you give her on wearing heels?"
Simon - "You would know Ryan"
Seacrest - "Stay outta my closet"
Simon - "Come out"

Awesome!!!

That's great, I like Simon, he's worth billions and doesn't give a shit who he offends

[Awful Me]

No love for louie ck?

Louie should have his own show where op and ant guest with him.

[Danesy]

That's great, I like Simon, he's worth billions and doesn't give a shit who he offends

The same reason I love him. Brutal truth. People hate it sometimes, but too fuckin' bad.

[mightymalachi]

I'm not sure Stanhope would make a good third mic. Could you imagine trying to get him up for a 6AM show open? Me neither.

[Wilmington WOW]

too cold today for walk over
time to change to message

[ode2no1]

holy crap! I saw the red Saab but not the tent.. Thank GOD! Shit like that creeps me out. :icon_eek:

What happened?

Thats what you get for texting me and saying "someone better be dead with all this traffic" :icon_eek:

[umo]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.

[CaptainWacky]

Louie should have his own show where op and ant guest with him.
Louie Ck and Kevin Smith show, with Bill burr as third mic.

[Redding]

Would you like to plug your upcoming appearances?

well stig today im at work but later tonight around 9pm i will be at a NYC irish bar getting drunk...

then thursday you might be able to see me at the walkover with O&A or you can catch me later around 4pm on the Conan O Brien show....or later probably at the same irish bar since its probably cheap

then friday once again you can probably catch me at the walkover or later you can catch me on the R&F show...later that night might also be able to see me at the R&F listening party

[Natesac]

The boys aren't 5 year old children like the washed up Jew is.


Christ... it sounds like you're ready to star as an executioner in Schindler's List. :action-sm

[J. PETERSON]

The Seacrest/Simon thing was great!

Seacrest - "Simon, what advice can you give her on wearing heels?"
Simon - "You would know Ryan"
Seacrest - "Stay outta my closet"
Simon - "Come out"

Awesome!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Never really cared for Simon and thought he was all an act.
This season with him and Seacrest has turned around my opinon.:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Goober]

I'm not sure Stanhope would make a good third mic. Could you imagine trying to get him up for a 6AM show open? Me neither.

I can settle for 4th mic

[Redding]

Did you miss that audio? The boys played it earlier.

what audio?

[CaptainWacky]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.
Dude are you crazy, who cares what show they do first, why should comics get involed in a silly radio war. the real question is how did you know he was on howard, no one else did.

[Awful Me]

holy crap! I saw the red Saab but not the tent.. Thank GOD! Shit like that creeps me out. :icon_eek:

What happened?


How do you think the guy in saab felt. Not only did he drive a saab, but it killed him, and it creeped out people and slowed traffic. If he was alive, he would be feeling really guilty.

[mightymalachi]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.
Fight the power! Entertainment be damned!

[J. PETERSON]

well stig today im at work but later tonight around 9pm i will be at a NYC irish bar getting drunk...

then thursday you might be able to see me at the walkover with O&A or you can catch me later around 4pm on the Conan O Brien show....or later probably at the same irish bar since its probably cheap

then friday once again you can probably catch me at the walkover or later you can catch me on the R&F show...later that night might also be able to see me at the R&F listening party
Wow.
Before you know it, Redding will be too big for this board and have his own website.
Sellout!

:action-sm

[sniper]

holy crap! I saw the red Saab but not the tent.. Thank GOD! Shit like that creeps me out. :icon_eek:

What happened?

No answer I could give would be better than this one:

people will do anything to get out of work.

[Chester'sLiver]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.
He isn't even plugging anything. He plugged his brother's diner for christ sakes. And what does it matter if he does Hoo Hoo's show first, because no one heard it.

[Wilmington WOW]

so I was tooling around in the Bizarro forum last night
I ended up going over 6000 posts
This morning Wackbag delivered this semi-shiny american made sedan
nice
http://www.drivingimpressions.com/fobs/6000.jpg

[HockeyHelmet]

The Seacrest/Simon thing was great!

Seacrest - "Simon, what advice can you give her on wearing heels?"
Simon - "You would know Ryan"
Seacrest - "Stay outta my closet"
Simon - "Come out"

Awesome!!!

Is this show live?

[VilleDick]

Anyone else just get booted form XM Online?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.

Go back to SFN umo.

[mightymalachi]

How do you think the guy in saab felt. Not only did he drive a saab, but it killed him, and it creeped out people and slowed traffic. If he was alive, he would be feeling really guilty.
And, presumably, he'd have a bitching headache.

[smurfett79]

Back all, hope i learnd and wont lower anyones IQ. ;)

[Natesac]

Anyone else just get booted form XM Online?


I only get booted when I'm inactive for too long. *shrug*

[CaptainWacky]

Anyone else just get booted form XM Online?
No just you.

[Redding]

Has it come to this? Is the OnA show now a repository for Howard Stern's leftovers? If a comic wants to use the radio show to plug shit, OnA should demand that guys like Stanhope do their show first or f_ck off.

ummm no they dont care if the do stern before or after...thats why comics come to them and then decide not to do stern anymore...like louis ck

[HockeyHelmet]

Go back to SFN umo.

Wait what? but ah oh forget it

[mightymalachi]

Wow.
Before you know it, Redding will be too big for this board and have his own website.
Sellout!

:action-sm
I did notice the bombcaller.com domain name was recently purchased, but maybe it was by al Qaeda.

[VilleDick]

No just you.

Sweet, got it back, it told me to enter a promo code, some dumb shit, anyway all is good now

[Dr. Hoffman]

what audio?

The Simon/Seacrest thing from last night.

[mightymalachi]

Anyone else just get booted form XM Online?
Surprisingly, no. Still, miss working musicdock...

[Chester'sLiver]

Rocky Balboa was actually pretty good.

[J. PETERSON]

so I was tooling around in the Bizarro forum last night
I ended up going over 6000 posts
This morning Wackbag delivered this semi-shiny american made sedan
nice
http://www.drivingimpressions.com/fobs/6000.jpg
Very nice.
Its more than I got yesterday for exceeding 6000. :rolleyes: :icon_frow

[Awful Me]

Louie Ck and Kevin Smith show, with Bill burr as third mic.

with Ron B stopping by

[CaptainWacky]

No new EOG? Come on brother joe!

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooooh EoG

[RIrealtor]

And, presumably, he'd have a bitching headache.
dont you mean splitting?

(buh Dun dunt )

[Ted the Poster]

well stig today im at work but later tonight around 9pm i will be at a NYC irish bar getting drunk...

then thursday you might be able to see me at the walkover with O&A or you can catch me later around 4pm on the Conan O Brien show....or later probably at the same irish bar since its probably cheap

then friday once again you can probably catch me at the walkover or later you can catch me on the R&F show...later that night might also be able to see me at the R&F listening party
Alright folks, you read it. Redding will be appearing in New York City this weekend. You don't want to miss him in these smaller venues - he's one helluva drunk and he might even sing for you!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Did you miss that audio? The boys played it earlier.
yeah, I said earlier that I'm staying home with a touch of the Irish Flu...I'm not really that hungover, but I woke up at 8:30...which means I wouldn't get into the office until 10, which means I'd have to work until at least 7, which means I wouldn't get home until about 9

[Wilmington WOW]

Rocky Balboa was actually pretty good.


yeah I thinking the same thing
it kinda take sthe sting out of that bit now that we know what the movie was about and that was decent

[Natesac]

You cannot feel bad listening to this song.

[CaptainWacky]

Alright folks, you read it. Redding will be appearing in New York City this weekend. You don't want to miss him in these smaller venues - he's one helluva drunk and he might even sing for you!
Who?:icon_mrgr

[wrinkletard]

Simon- "come out" then Ryan said "so you can have me?"

[mightymalachi]

dont you mean splitting?

(buh Dun dunt )
No, no I didn't.

[VilleDick]

yeah, I said earlier that I'm staying home with a touch of the Irish Flu...I'm not really that hungover, but I woke up at 8:30...which means I wouldn't get into the office until 10, which means I'd have to work until at least 7, which means I wouldn't get home until about 9

Which means that you wouldn't get to bed til about 10 which means you wouldn't wake up til 8:30 again....No?

[umo]

Police looked in Stallone's luggage and found steroids and a washed up black fighter he can beat.

[smurfett79]

the closet bit lastnight i think it was set up. beacuse if you notice they waited in between jabs for crowd to hussh..

anyway.. my 2 cents there..

[Dr. Hoffman]

yeah, I said earlier that I'm staying home with a touch of the Irish Flu...I'm not really that hungover, but I woke up at 8:30...which means I wouldn't get into the office until 10, which means I'd have to work until at least 7, which means I wouldn't get home until about 9

You'll hear it on the replay. It's fucking hillarious. Like I said I hate the show but this little back and forth banter had me lawfing my ass off.

[mightymalachi]

Alright folks, you read it. Redding will be appearing in New York City this weekend. You don't want to miss him in these smaller venues - he's one helluva drunk and he might even sing for you!
And on top of that, I heard he'll buy the first round of any Wackbagger who comes up and says hello.

[VilleDick]

the closet bit lastnight i think it was set up. beacuse if you notice they waited in between jabs for crowd to hussh..

anyway.. my 2 cents there..

American Idol is all setup, even the winners

[tstlkevanilla]

Thats what you get for texting me and saying "someone better be dead with all this traffic" :icon_eek:

now I feel silly :icon_redf

[CaptainWacky]

American Idol is all setup, even the winners
Maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn.

[Wilmington WOW]

Very nice.
Its more than I got yesterday for exceeding 6000. :rolleyes: :icon_frow


congrats to you too
now you have lapped me
I remember when you were just a lil poster
joining the board in Aug 06, with the sweeky high voice
now you're a full grown man, with a deep voice, wasting company time on the bag :action-sm

[Natesac]

the closet bit lastnight i think it was set up. beacuse if you notice they waited in between jabs for crowd to hussh..

anyway.. my 2 cents there..


I don't think it's a setup... it's merely two 'last word' freaks acting out of compulsion.

[Ted the Poster]

yeah, I said earlier that I'm staying home with a touch of the Irish Flu...I'm not really that hungover, but I woke up at 8:30...which means I wouldn't get into the office until 10, which means I'd have to work until at least 7, which means I wouldn't get home until about 9

So you just said "Fuck the whole work thing." Sounds like what you have there is the Drinkin' Pneumonia and the Shwoogie-Woogie Flu.

[Danesy]

I don't think it's a setup... it's merely two 'last word' freaks acting out of compulsion.

Agreed. They are both egomaniacs... and if it weren't live TV they would have gone back and forth for hours.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

And on top of that, I heard he'll buy the first round of any Wackbagger who comes up and says hello.
awesome, Redding, I'll take a glass of Johnny Blue neat

[VilleDick]

now I feel silly :icon_redf

That's one less driver to clog up your morning commute tomorrow

[J. PETERSON]

congrats to you too
now you have lapped me
I remember when you were just a lil poster
joining the board in Aug 06, with the sweeky high voice
now you're a full grown man, with a deep voice, wasting company time on the bag :action-sm
Indeed.
I've come a long way.
:icon_sad: My parents would be so proud.

My boss, however, probably isnt :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So you just said "Fuck the whole work thing."
:D :D :D :D

[Awful Me]

When i was single and just trying to tap anything, I would always see how many fingers I could get in or how try to fist. One of my friends started calling me "the count of monte fisto"

[mightymalachi]

congrats to you too
now you have lapped me
I remember when you were just a lil poster
joining the board in Aug 06, with the sweeky high voice
now you're a full grown man, with a deep voice, wasting company time on the bag :action-sm
Wilmington bringing the hotness..

[smurfett79]

:icon_roll I don't think it's a setup... it's merely two 'last word' freaks acting out of compulsion.


true, debaldobal better go tonight ...

[HockeyHelmet]

Thats what you get for texting me and saying "someone better be dead with all this traffic" :icon_eek:

:clap: HA, I say that EVERY time the Southern State Pkwy doesn't move and it takes 10mins to go 1 mile.

[Ted the Poster]

I remember when you were just a lil poster
joining the board in Aug 06, with the sweeky high voice
now you're a full grown man, with a deep voice, wasting company time on the bag :action-sm

BB1 and I talk like Barry White at this point.

[ode2no1]

:clap: HA, I say that EVERY time the Southern State Pkwy doesn't move and it takes 10mins to go 1 mile.

Me too then i slam on my breaks when i get to it so i can take a picture with my phone... :rolleyes: Hate people

[CaptainWacky]

Here we go conspiracy time.....waiting for burr to call in.

[Ted the Poster]

:D :D :D :D
You should start drinking again right now!

[Ted the Poster]

You can't see the buggy for the same reason you can't see my car from the moon.

[HockeyHelmet]

Me too then i slam on my breaks when i get to it so i can take a picture with my phone... :rolleyes: Hate people

Oh you have to...you have to

[Natesac]

Agreed. They are both egomaniacs... and if it weren't live TV they would have gone back and forth for hours.

Maybe one should r@p3 the other so they both can shut up and hang their heads in shame.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

I live in Warren RI. I guess I should check out Doug's bro's diner.

[Awful Me]

nasabag.com

[umo]

Everything you wanted to know about 911...but were afraid to ask
http://www.911timeline.net/

http://www.911timeline.net/911timeline.jpg

[VilleDick]

Silly conspiracy theorists, show them a picture and they say it's fake. Never enough proof. Damn those Jews for doing 9/11

[mightymalachi]

OK, who here works for NASA? "whaa"

[tstlkevanilla]

OK, who here works for NASA? "whaa"

Bagel Lord

[Jimmy's Dignity]

BB1 and I talk like Barry White at this point.
Meanwhile, I have class....

http://www.luds.net/gueststars/2/jamesearl%20jones.gif

[Wilmington WOW]

"NASA working in conjunction with Wackbag"

ha ha, we need somesort of photoshop of that

somewhere else a thread is starting about how "NASA must suck now" and another one about "why didnt we link up with NASA for a holiday party"

[mightymalachi]

Meanwhile, I have class....

http://www.luds.net/gueststars/2/jamesearl%20jones.gif
I thought he was the voice of your brother, or am I getting you confused with someone else.

[Ted the Poster]

Everything you wanted to know about 911...but were afraid to ask
http://www.911timeline.net/

http://www.911timeline.net/911timeline.jpg
There's a 9-11 conspiracy thread. Please, let's not start that crap here.

[tstlkevanilla]

"NASA working in conjunction with Wackbag"

ha ha, we need somesort of photoshop of that

somewhere else a thread is starting about how "NASA must suck now" and another one about "why didnt we link up with NASA for a holiday party"

:clap: :clap:

[nofate301]

Bagel Lord
how in the world does a bagger work for nasa?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Everything you wanted to know about 911...but were afraid to ask
http://www.911timeline.net/

http://www.911timeline.net/911timeline.jpg

Is that a conspiracy site?

[Wilmington WOW]

Jay Z read his introduction speach for Grandmaster Flash going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Hame from his blackberry

[silentbob8201]

Everything you wanted to know about 911...but were afraid to ask
http://www.911timeline.net/

http://www.911timeline.net/911timeline.jpg
yeah about that.......................

[tstlkevanilla]

There's a 9-11 conspiracy thread. Please, let's not start that crap here.

thank you

[Ted the Poster]

OK, who here works for NASA? "whaa"
I don't. But I have a t-shirt and a mug from Kennedy Space Center. Will that do?

[Awful Me]

Jay Z read his introduction speach for Grandmaster Flash going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Hame from his blackberry

wait, he can read?

[smurfett79]

what is it w/ men and the meaty pussy. i hear that from way to many guys.. come on.. what the hell what makes it great? come on guys?

[VilleDick]

Everything you wanted to know about 911...but were afraid to ask
http://www.911timeline.net/

http://www.911timeline.net/911timeline.jpg

Amazing lack of citations. Hey, did you know at 6:45 am my brother Azamat got word from President Bush that the "package was being delivered". See, proof that the Jews did it. :icon_razz

[Dr. Hoffman]

I don't. But I have a t-shirt and a mug from Kennedy Space Center. Will that do?

Do you have a microphone anywhere around you?

[mightymalachi]

I don't. But I have a t-shirt and a mug from Kennedy Space Center. Will that do?
Sadly no. That gets you about as much nasa cred as my "I can see the shuttle and rockets take off from my balcony."

[J. PETERSON]

what is it w/ men and the meaty pussy. i hear that from way to many guys.. come on.. what the hell what makes it great? come on guys?
Probably the same reason why girls want a big cock.

[Ted the Poster]

how in the world does a bagger work for nasa?
About 10 minutes out of every hour. Just like the rest of us.

[Natesac]

I don't. But I have a t-shirt and a mug from Kennedy Space Center. Will that do?

I took astrophysics in college. Does that count, too?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what is it w/ men and the meaty pussy. i hear that from way to many guys.. come on.. what the hell what makes it great? come on guys?
its fun to suck on the lips :icon_mrgr

[Natesac]

Probably the same reason why girls want a big cock.


Well, shit... that explains a lot of things in my life.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Amazing lack of citations. Hey, did you know at 6:45 am my brother Azamat got word from President Bush that the "package was being delivered". See, proof that the Jews did it. :icon_razz

I'm getting so sick of these "conspiracy" idiots. IMO I really do think that FDR knew Pearl was coming, I'm fine with that too to be honest because it was what the country needed at the time to get involved. But to say our government, purposefully attacked the Towers and Pentagon to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq is a fucking crock.

[mightymalachi]

The Platypus Man is a particularly suicidal speices it would appear.

[Wilmington WOW]

You can't see the buggy for the same reason you can't see my car from the moon.

I think the urban legend of the ability to see the great wall of china from the moon has been debunked
I always thought that was bull shit
You cant see something far away if it is narrow and 2 stories high
just because it is hundreds of miles long doesnt change anything

[NoSurviivors]

what is it w/ men and the meaty pussy. i hear that from way to many guys.. come on.. what the hell what makes it great? come on guys?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g109/lecokev/beef.jpg

[VilleDick]

how in the world does a bagger work for nasa?

We're good at speculating and making up conspiracies. You don't have your post count on your resume?

[mightymalachi]

About 10 minutes out of every hour. Just like the rest of us.
I guess we should be looking for the wackbagger whose join date is two months before Columbia fell out of the sky.

[tstlkevanilla]

About 10 minutes out of every hour. Just like the rest of us.

:haha7: :haha7:

[smurfett79]

okay but do guys know that isnt what floats OUR boat. its just above it little bump called the CLIT! lol.. sorry..

[nofate301]

I guess we should be looking for the wackbagger whose join date is two days after Columbia fell out of the sky.

fixed it. :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

great comeback doug

"slow like Katrina and the Sunami?"

[Awful Me]

fragile but adaptable? unless we can grow gills, we are s.o.l.

[Natesac]

okay but do guys know that isnt what floats OUR boat. its just above it little bump called the CLIT! lol.. sorry..

Is that what that thing is called?

[CaptainWacky]

Oh good more of this cunt....niccccccccceeeeee.

[VilleDick]

I'm getting so sick of these "conspiracy" idiots. IMO I really do think that FDR knew Pearl was coming, I'm fine with that too to be honest because it was what the country needed at the time to get involved. But to say our government, purposefully attacked the Towers and Pentagon to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq is a fucking crock.

I want to see conspiracy idiots make up conspiracies about who shot them. It doesn't need to be in this thread but I love this

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

[Awful Me]

okay but do guys know that isnt what floats OUR boat. its just above it little bump called the CLIT! lol.. sorry..


but we don't care if/how women get off. It's not our fault evolution made you complicated.

[tstlkevanilla]

How about "I wanna suck your cock" ya dumb broad.. get this hole out of the studio.. she's radio cancer.

[mightymalachi]

I think the urban legend of the ability to see the great wall of china from the moon has been debunked
I always thought that was bull shit
You cant see something far away if it is narrow and 2 stories high
just because it is hundreds of miles long doesnt change anything
So you're saying you can't actually see Ben's Hog from space?

You have shattered my world.

[Natesac]

*and RECORD*

[Ted the Poster]

Do you have a microphone anywhere around you?
I have a recording studio, karaoke system, several mics, and about 13 guitars. At the very least, I could write a song and be just as credible as any loudmouth rock star.

[Wilmington WOW]

So you're saying you can't actually see Ben's Hog from space?

You have shattered my world.


no my friend THAT you can see

[umo]

If you suck a girl's clit. Is that penis envy?

[VilleDick]

I have a recording studio, karaoke system, several mics, and about 13 guitars. At the very least, I could write a song and be just as credible as any loudmouth rock star.

BONO!

[mightymalachi]

Is that what that thing is called?
This entire time, I thought the thing that stuck out above the hole was called the "nose."

[mightymalachi]

I have a recording studio, karaoke system, several mics, and about 13 guitars. At the very least, I could write a song and be just as credible as any loudmouth rock star.
I have two radio shows... :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

How about "I wanna suck your cock" ya dumb broad.. get this hole out of the studio.. she's radio cancer.
Radio chlamydia.

[Awful Me]

How about "I wanna suck your cock"

I just want to keep reading that over and over and over and over.

[CaptainWacky]

If you suck a girl's clit. Is that penis envy?
No its a kevin smith movie...clerks 2

[HockeyHelmet]

How about "I wanna suck your cock" ya dumb broad.. get this hole out of the studio.. she's radio cancer.

Right Idea


So you're saying you can't actually see Ben's Hog from space?

You have shattered my world.

I won't believe it sir....I won't believe it

[ode2no1]

okay but do guys know that isnt what floats OUR boat. its just above it little bump called the CLIT! lol.. sorry..

Any guy that knows what there doing knows that... YOu have to take the time to know your girl, what she like how she likes to be touched, lick, kissed... Take a break from eating and admire her pussy there is nothing more sexual then seeing how beautiful it is, and she will like it too. Take the time to lick all of it and find what drives her nuts.

*steps of soap box

[Ted the Poster]

So you're saying you can't actually see Ben's Hog from space?

You have shattered my world.
Don't be silly. You can see that from any point in this galaxy.

[Wilmington WOW]

"I wanna suck your cock"

well all right then
http://thumb11.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_small/989/989,1117209901,1.jpg



<disclosure: I used that pic with Tasty last night>

[Natesac]

If you suck a girl's clit. Is that penis envy?

No. If you suck it to the point of bruising, yes.

[tstlkevanilla]

Radio chlamydia.

Radio AIDS

I just want to keep reading that over and over and over and over.

:icon_lol:

[Wilmington WOW]

I have two radio shows... :action-sm


:action-sm
I knew ronnie was lurking here

[Dr. Hoffman]

I have a recording studio, karaoke system, several mics, and about 13 guitars. At the very least, I could write a song and be just as credible as any loudmouth rock star.

To answer your question then, bring your mic into work tomorrow with your NASA stuff, then yes, you will be an official expert. Remember, if you have a mic, it makes it true.

[mightymalachi]

Radio chlamydia.
:clap: :clap: :clap:






get it??

[bill333]

jesus, ant just made my stomach queezy

[tstlkevanilla]

Any guy that knows what there doing knows that... YOu have to take the time to know your girl, what she like how she likes to be touched, lick, kissed... Take a break from eating and admire her pussy there is nothing more sexual then seeing how beautiful it is, and she will like it too. Take the time to lick all of it and find what drives her nuts.

*steps of soap box

:love:

this is why I love this man :icon_mrgr

[Dr. Hoffman]

well all right then
http://thumb11.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_small/989/989,1117209901,1.jpg



<disclosure: I used that pic with Tasty last night>

Did it work?

[smurfett79]

Any guy that knows what there doing knows that... YOu have to take the time to know your girl, what she like how she likes to be touched, lick, kissed... Take a break from eating and admire her pussy there is nothing more sexual then seeing how beautiful it is, and she will like it too. Take the time to lick all of it and find what drives her nuts.

*steps of soap box

well no shit.. but i dont suck a guys balls beacuse I enjoy it! :icon_redf

[umo]

Are women genetically incapable of doing good radio?

[USCAV]

Any guy that knows what there doing knows that... YOu have to take the time to know your girl, what she like how she likes to be touched, lick, kissed... Take a break from eating and admire her pussy there is nothing more sexual then seeing how beautiful it is, and she will like it too. Take the time to lick all of it and find what drives her nuts.

*steps of soap box

AMEN Brother!

[tstlkevanilla]

:clap: :clap: :clap:






get it??

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[mightymalachi]

well all right then
http://thumb11.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_small/989/989,1117209901,1.jpg



<disclosure: I used that pic with Tasty last night>
Yeah, I saw that. Tasty, do you ever sleep?

[Awful Me]

My post count is now the year I graduated from high school....4 more posts and it will be the year I dropped out of college, 1 after that and I hit 2000! Its almost as exciting as when I rolled 200,000 on my 3rd vehilce.

[tstlkevanilla]

well no shit.. but i dont suck a guys balls beacuse I enjoy it! :icon_redf

I do :action-sm

[nofate301]

I just want to keep reading that over and over and over and over.
sit there with your hand, i'm going to her neighborhood and trying for it!

[Wilmington WOW]

Did it work?


ha ha
nope
about as bad as right now

[VilleDick]

:clap: :clap: :clap:






get it??

:clap: :clap: :haha7: :haha7: :clap: :clap:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have a recording studio, karaoke system, several mics, and about 13 guitars. At the very least, I could write a song and be just as credible as any loudmouth rock star.
You make parody songs?



I always thought your balls hurt af