bag of hammers vs. Sack of chisels

[Earth2murf]

first Black Earl says Sack of Chisels now this Greg guy says Bag of Hammers...what the fuck does this shit mean?

[blotto98]

The same thing as a satchel of wrenches.
Geez don’t you know anything?

:icon_bigg :icon_bigg

[Sack of Chisels]

Screw bag of hammers :action-sm

[Earth2murf]

nevermind i found it bag of hammers
20 up, 3 down


An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

[weeniewawa]

a bag of chisels is useless without a bag of hammers to go along with it

[Glenn Dandy]

Box of cocks. Same difference but your gay at the same time.

[BroGonzo]

A buddy of mine in college used to say "Clever as a sack of hammers" every now and again. I thought it was catchy.

[Glenn Dandy]

I dont get it?

[flyerfan116]

Neither of them compares to a Big Bowl of Gravy so whats it matter?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i like the Foghorn Leghorn variation, "That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

[BCH]

Yes, Box of Rocks is also popular. At least it rhymes.

[mightymalachi]

I prefer "Hot sock full of nickels."

[generoso]

Well I go with a Bushel of Bagels..Fuck toast as well

[WOWmagnet]

Personally I prefer a towel full of bars of soap.

[Douche_Chills]

this thread is gayer than a 3 dollar bill...meh...meh..meh

[tripwire519]

wha bout " dumb as a post "


or "as useless as tits on a bull"

[Smokezilla]

I always used "dumb as a box of soap shavings" myself. . . I try to use original material.

[blotto98]

I thought about starting a thread asking for your favorite blank as a blank statements just last week.
It appears this thread is morfing into that.


That's as funny as a hairlip ordering french fries

[thegreenninja]

I thought about starting a thread asking for your favorite blank as a blank statements just last week.
It appears this thread is morfing into that.


That's as funny as a hairlip ordering french fries
thanks, Larry the cable wackbagger.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well I go with a Bushel of Bagels..Fuck toast as well

You are now being watched sir...

[blotto98]

thanks, Larry the cable wackbagger.


ECK! Is that where that came from?

1000 pardons my Wackbag friends..

I'm off to pull a Jeni

[VirusInNH]

I personally like to use "ugly as a sack of assholes".

[Hobo_Cum]

This thread is "useless as tit's in a bowl"

^^ my mother's personal favorite

[MAVRIC305]

Yes, Box of Rocks is also popular. At least it rhymes.

..........A rock was a tool when the caveman used it... Sack of chisels...
Bag of hammers.......^^

[badcellphoneguy]

How about this one...has the IQ of a sweet and low pouch

[Jambi]

This old hick I used to work with told me about a woman who was "uglier than a bushel basket of owl heads".

Another old guy once told me I was "talking like a man with a paper asshole".

[FAZ8218]

Didn't Anthony say "sack of chisels"?

[Sack of Chisels]

Didn't Anthony say "sack of chisels"?
nah, earl when talking about how he felt that than was stealing lily from him.

[blotto98]

Another old guy once told me I was "talking like a man with a paper asshole".

What the frig is that supposed to mean?

[Jambi]

What the frig is that supposed to mean?It puzzles me to this day. The guy ran a gun shop out of his living room, and while haggling over the respective values of a .32 auto vs. an allegedly stolen canoe, he blurted it out to me. Apparently he didn't believe that I found a canoe on the side of the road.