show thread,what is your sex fantasy?

[Earth2murf]

....For me its just a simple 3-some.I so want to see the wife with one of her friends...Nice Mary.......ohhhhhhhh im getting wood just typing about it..

[BusyChild04]

I have a thing for hot sleeping girls.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm the same as you Earth. Threesome.

[Earth2murf]

I have a thing for hot sleeping girls. poor girl wakes up thinking she has a runny nose

[Earth2murf]

sex fantasy #2 banging a 20 year old girl....i haven't done that in 2 decades ...damn im old

[CM Mark]

Mine is to actually get laid. Been damn near a year. I've fucking forgot what a pussy feels like. :icon_cry: :icon_sad: :icon_frow

[Dr. Hoffman]

Mine is to actually get laid. Been damn near a year. I've fucking forgot what a pussy feels like. :icon_cry: :icon_sad: :icon_frow

Women like men who eat toast, not bagels. Give up bagels and swear allegiance in toast and I'm sure your luck will change.

[Earth2murf]

I've fucking forgot what a pussy feels like.....so have i my wife is 6 months preggers

[NoSurviivors]

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=1660481&posted=1#post1660481

[DanaReevesLungs]

http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=1660481&posted=1#post1660481

So you want a 6½ inch cock on your arm?

Mine's to visit Thailand and see some young bo... oh wait...

[NoSurviivors]

So you want a 6½ inch cock on your arm?

Mine's to visit Thailand and see some young bo... oh wait...

It's my new game plan.. :icon_mrgr fist & fuck.

honestly, I'm kinda into roughousing during sex. No real pain, just tossing eachother around.

Hell, just sex would be nice at this point.

(Have fun over there in Thailand.)

[DirtyRiderGirl]

honestly, I'm kinda into roughousing during sex. No real pain, just tossing eachother around.

x2. He doesn't like to do it, though, cause he's afraid he'll hurt me.

I have a recurring fantasy of watching him do it with another chick. It's hot, but I'm not sure I could handle it in real life. Maybe if it was someone from far, far away and we'd never have to see her again?

[smurfett79]

well since i have had 3som's 4som's and more soms ... i more wanta LOTSOM.. lol.. one in each hole, while givein head.

[smurfett79]

x2. He doesn't like to do it, though, cause he's afraid he'll hurt me.

I have a recurring fantasy of watching him do it with another chick. It's hot, but I'm not sure I could handle it in real life. Maybe if it was someone from far, far away and we'd never have to see her again? sounds like you have a swinging fantasy w/ a twist to it. it could be done there are lots of people out there w/ odd sexual wants.

[ruckstande]

I want two girls going down on me. I'm going to Punta Cana next month with my gal so maybe if I get her wasted enough my chances will increase. http://pdhomes.net/music/isleofjersey/graphics/eyebrows.gif

[smurfett79]

wow. Some people are seriously sexualy deprived. All you want is a double blow job. i guess if your g/f is streight that would be a problem.

[Angelfuck]

fantasy? lots of cocks, maybe a few boxes, its ok cuz its just a fantasy ;)

[Dr. Hoffman]

^^^^^^^
Every straight male member of Wackbag's fantasy. :action-sm Angel, sorry, someone was bound to do it.

[Angelfuck]

all the straight guys on wackbag want lots of cocks and a few boxes? ;)

[Dr. Hoffman]

all the straight guys on wackbag want lots of cocks and a few boxes? ;)

You're damn straight! ;)

[smurfett79]

ROFL, @ Angel

[DanaReevesLungs]

Angel's got great assets, but she has an opinion...fantasy over!

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I'd like to bang a chick that WON'T run off with someone I know.

Done all the rest.

Well....everything else I've wanted to do.

[tstlkevanilla]

I'd like to bang a chick that WON'T run off with someone I know.

that made me el oh el.. sorry about your plight. I suggest a double amputee next time.. guaranteed to never run off.. ever.

[ode2no1]

that made me el oh el.. sorry about your plight. I suggest a double amputee next time.. guaranteed to never run off.. ever.


:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Where is my saw :icon_mrgr

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

that made me el oh el.. sorry about your plight. I suggest a double amputee next time.. guaranteed to never run off.. ever.

Oh, trust me...if I run into the last bitch, I'm taking her legs and clit off.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I'd like a FFM(only) threesome....

but honestly I'd settle for a wife that wasn't a cheating whore.....too much ?

Since I haven't dated in like two years....I guess I'd settle for any sex at the moment.

[smurfett79]

but it isnt considerd cheating when he plays too ;) ;) lol...

anyway..

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

but it isnt considerd cheating when he plays too ;) ;) lol...

anyway..
No No No....

FFM = Female, Female, Male

as in me, my significant other, and another woman. No other guys...sorry....ewwww

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

but it isnt considerd cheating when he plays too ;) ;) lol...

anyway..
The cheating whore comment was less related to the threesome and just something that seems to be impossible to find in a woman.

[smurfett79]

The cheating whore comment was less related to the threesome and just something that seems to be impossible to find in a woman.

can always do what Jimmy did, and pay someone.

[Rich W.]

Bill Burr put it best...Marriage is like jumping out of an airplane knowing that your chute only has a 50% chance of opening...

[smurfett79]

No No No....

FFM = Female, Female, Male

as in me, my significant other, and another woman. No other guys...sorry....ewwww


so it would be okay for you to bang away on some other chick and her not to have any fun w/ another dick?

[medic man]

I've always wanted a one legged asian midget dressed up like a nun... If I could find one that would be great!

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

so it would be okay for you to bang away on some other chick and her not to have any fun w/ another dick?

Ah yes, because the girls certainly wouldn't be getting it on with each other.

[tonypop]

I have a recurring fantasy of watching him do it with another chick. It's hot, but I'm not sure I could handle it in real life. Maybe if it was someone from far, far away and we'd never have to see her again?


That's why the good lord invented whores.

[smurfett79]

I've always wanted a one legged asian midget dressed up like a nun... If I could find one that would be great!

ROFL, one legged nun, maby.. one legged asian midget.. wow that would be a hard one to find. maby Match dot com would help ya out there. lol

[medic man]

Maybe the midget that works in the bar on Pittsburgh's south side has friends...

[Monkey House]

all the straight guys on wackbag want lots of cocks and a few boxes? ;)
It's ok cuz it's just a fantasy. :action-sm

[martianvirus]

A Turtle and Knee sandwich on wheat toast.





Just kidding. No homo.

[Earth2murf]

oh yea i would love to bang a black chick,,,not a haily berry looking one but a real sister like Dee from "What's Happening" also i wish i would of Banged a Gook

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm surprised my old sex in public places fantasy hasn't come up yet.

The other day at the store we were discussing the logistics of my girl possibly wearing some kind of skirt and me walking behind her while coupled....not sure it would work or be particularly hot, but the idea of banging while everyone around has no idea is hot.

[CTOAFan]

For a 400 pound behemoth to sit on my face and not get up.

[bucket-of-aids]

For a 400 pound behemoth to sit on my face and not get up.You must not have gone to college because every guy gets that in college at least once after too much Busch beer.

[JimsInfectedEye]

I've the threesome fantasy as well.

I would also love it for the wife to swallow. She did once or twice when we were dating, but never in the 15 years of marriage. Damn prude.

[nikoloslvy]

being naked lying in a fetal position.
she lightly kicks me in the ribs and calls me ussless.
calls me a faggot and how ill never be anything.
keeps kicking me.
i keep trying to avoid her blows covering up my body but then she(lightly no shoes) kicks me in face yelling at me and telling me i cant satisfy a women.
she grabs my hair and demands i open my mouth.she spits in my mouth.
yeah bitch she howls pulling my hair.she keeps spitting on my face.
she starts playing with herself and tells me to remove my hands wich are now covering my face.she honkers over me and pulls my hair and tells me to open my mouth again.with one hand on my hair the other playing with herself she demands i open my mouth.she pees on my face in my open mouth.she tells me to swallow it.i cant.i gurgle it out.she extremly angry lies down next to me and bites my ear while she slightly masages my prostate(no homo) and jerks my member.i try not to cum.she sits in a chair spread eagled and coos sweetly " come here" on me knees i get to her and lay my piss stained face in her lap.she strokes my head(if i had hair shed be stroking it but i shave my head) and coos while slowly rocking me in her lap "shhhh....babby....shhhh.....its ok......its ok......mommas here.....shhhh....you want some?" she coos and spreads her legs....my face drops in her crotch and i start eating her out....." thats better....ohhhh thats nice....common babby....do it for mamma....yeah......oh yeah.....i make her cum.....she then finishs me off with either handy,feet,cunt,mouth, or ass....all the while cooing sexily.....yeah babby....common babby.then we shower together and giggle.then fall assleep in each others arms/my face in her lap/her face in my lap/her hand on my crotch/her mouth on my cock/her behind me nuzziling my neck any one of those.

[nikoloslvy]

nuthin? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Rich W.]

"Nice" girls suck, and they make horrible wives...

...and Dr. Phil should be shot.

[hotshot70]

to be one of the many guys in a bukake video that "contributes". I have been told I could do porn, not from looks, but my orgasms are powerful! lol (why else do you think I got the nickname hotshot?)

[tstlkevanilla]

I'm surprised my old sex in public places fantasy hasn't come up yet.

cuz pretty much everyone's done that... rookie :action-sm

nuthin? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

sexual fantasy or not.. way too much reading. :icon_wink

[fandango86]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4559/oslawrencecrsg9.gif

You know what I'd do? 2 chicks at the same time

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

being naked lying in a fetal position.
she lightly kicks me in the ribs and calls me ussless.
calls me a faggot and how ill never be anything.
keeps kicking me.
i keep trying to avoid her blows covering up my body but then she(lightly no shoes) kicks me in face yelling at me and telling me i cant satisfy a women.
she grabs my hair and demands i open my mouth.she spits in my mouth.
yeah bitch she howls pulling my hair.she keeps spitting on my face.
she starts playing with herself and tells me to remove my hands wich are now covering my face.she honkers over me and pulls my hair and tells me to open my mouth again.with one hand on my hair the other playing with herself she demands i open my mouth.she pees on my face in my open mouth.she tells me to swallow it.i cant.i gurgle it out.she extremly angry lies down next to me and bites my ear while she slightly masages my prostate(no homo) and jerks my member.i try not to cum.she sits in a chair spread eagled and coos sweetly " come here" on me knees i get to her and lay my piss stained face in her lap.she strokes my head(if i had hair shed be stroking it but i shave my head) and coos while slowly rocking me in her lap "shhhh....babby....shhhh.....its ok......its ok......mommas here.....shhhh....you want some?" she coos and spreads her legs....my face drops in her crotch and i start eating her out....." thats better....ohhhh thats nice....common babby....do it for mamma....yeah......oh yeah.....i make her cum.....she then finishs me off with either handy,feet,cunt,mouth, or ass....all the while cooing sexily.....yeah babby....common babby.then we shower together and giggle.then fall assleep in each others arms/my face in her lap/her face in my lap/her hand on my crotch/her mouth on my cock/her behind me nuzziling my neck any one of those.
Does she make fun of your horrific spelling too?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

so it would be okay for you to bang away on some other chick and her not to have any fun w/ another dick?
Yes.....and....

It's more of a hypothetical fantasy at the moment given the fact that I'm not and haven't been with anyone for a while.

and, it's not like I wouldn't fully endorse anything she wanted to do with the other chick.

[Glenn Dandy]

You said fantasy right?

A girl who isnt a lieing , pig, cheating slutbag. Now thats a fucking fantasy in New Jersey.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

You said fantasy right?

A girl who isnt a lieing , pig, cheating slutbag. Now thats a fucking fantasy in New Jersey.
Amen my friend....Amen

[alabamatrucker]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.

[Rich W.]

Yeah...Walt fucking Disney...

[Angelfuck]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.

keep looking, its not impossible ;)

[H Cup Jane]

[http://www.drphil.com/messageboard/category/167

Read this and weep....or laugh.

[CTOAFan]

You must not have gone to college because every guy gets that in college at least once after too much Busch beer.


Somehow, I managed to avoid that fate.

[DonTheTrucker]

cuz pretty much everyone's done that... rookie :action-sm

You've talked to my girl....you know better :)

The whole thing of my fantasy is to be right out where everyone SHOULD see you but they don't. I've had a long string of not-so-good eggs, so maybe something like that will happen to me sometime soon. :)

[DonTheTrucker]

keep looking, its not impossible ;)

I know a 51 year old virgin....

[YourAmishDaddy]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock.

Holy shit are you being unrealistic. It says fantasies, not impossibilities. We'll cure cancer and AIDS before that.

[smurfett79]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.

Well if you want to go to prison you could always check out the 6-7th graders. I bet you will find a few there that would meet your criteria. Comon that or a nun there ya go.

[J. PETERSON]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.
Interesting.
I found one and I dont plan on letting her go. Although I havent seen too many others, so I know where you're coming from.

You must not have gone to college because every guy gets that in college at least once after too much Busch beer.
Well, thats your problem...
Stop drinking Busch you cheap bastard.
:action-sm

[tstlkevanilla]

You've talked to my girl....you know better :)

I have talked to her.... good point.. she is a good egg :)
speaking of which..she hasn't called me in a bit.. my evil plan of stealing her away from you is falling apart..

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.On Earth 2....

[Rich W.]

Wait a minute...is this thread turning into the Dr. Phil messageboard? Everyones sexual fantasy is to fall in love and live happily in monogamy with *one* penis and *one* vagina between them forever and ever until death do them both freaking part?

There is an adorable little lemming, in a long line of other lemmings, and he watches as all the lemmings before him jump off a cliff. Half of them fall to their death, the other half writhe in seering pain, but *this* little lemming is sure that he is going to be the first one in the group to reach the end of the line, jump off the cliff and fly.

Oopsie...the cute lil' fella forgot about gravity...so much for *that* fantasy...

Right kiddies...keep the mood fresh and exiting by setting the right atmoshere with sensual music, tantric massage, lotions and oils...sure thing, that'll last a lifetime. While your at it, why don't you just lop your cock off and send it to Oprah...you won't be needing it anymore. This is why 40 year old losers throw $20's at strippers while they complain about how their wives have changed...

Monogamy?...try monotony...

Oh, and let me beat the haters to it...Go Fuck Yourselves...

[Sinn Fein]

I am a married man and must invoke my 5th Amendment rights at this time.

[DonTheTrucker]

Monogamy?...try monotony...


If you find one thats good enough why bother settling for less? I mean each person has their own preferences but I've always been satisfied with one at a time. Even the threesome experience wasn't that good for me. Was kinda "blah".

[Rich W.]

It's not really a matter of "more", or "less"...

Try eating Fillet Mignon every night for the rest of your life... How long will it be before you want a pork chop, a pizza, or maybe even a nice burger?

[tstlkevanilla]

Wait a minute...is this thread turning into the Dr. Phil messageboard? Everyones sexual fantasy is to fall in love and live happily in monogamy with *one* penis and *one* vagina between them forever and ever until death do them both freaking part?

There is an adorable little lemming, in a long line of other lemmings, and he watches as all the lemmings before him jump off a cliff. Half of them fall to their death, the other half writhe in seering pain, but *this* little lemming is sure that he is going to be the first one in the group to reach the end of the line, jump off the cliff and fly.

Oopsie...the cute lil' fella forgot about gravity...so much for *that* fantasy...

Right kiddies...keep the mood fresh and exiting by setting the right atmoshere with sensual music, tantric massage, lotions and oils...sure thing, that'll last a lifetime. While your at it, why don't you just lop your cock off and send it to Oprah...you won't be needing it anymore. This is why 40 year old losers throw $20's at strippers while they complain about how their wives have changed...

Monogamy?...try monotony...

Oh, and let me beat the haters to it...Go Fuck Yourselves...

I don't even know what to say to this one.....................really....... :icon_conf

[boardsofcanada]

Threesome would be great...
Some shitter sex would be great...

But with my situation the handjob described in Louis CK's last HBO special would be suffice to me.

[WOWmagnet]

I have a thing for hot sleeping girls.

If by sleeping you mean "perma-sleep", I'm in.

[DonTheTrucker]

It's not really a matter of "more", or "less"...

Try eating Fillet Mignon every night for the rest of your life... How long will it be before you want a pork chop, a pizza, or maybe even a nice burger?

You've never had a really good fillet have you? The kind that melts in your mouth and you want to have 5 or 6 times a day?

[Rich W.]

Hey Don...

I bet your steak is nothing short of fantastic, and that any guy would love to have it...but traditionally, over time, people take their steaks for granted, and settle into a routine...the steak becomes fattier, and what was once a fillet will eventually turn into ground chuck.

All I'm saying, is that in order to keep your steak delicious, people need to incorperate another meal every now and then...Steaks tend to trim their own fat knowing that they are still on the front page of the menu...This of course, goes *both* ways...you are her steak as well...

Christ I need a beating.

[TheDrip]

3 minutes in the missionary position.

What can I say, I'm kinky.

[tstlkevanilla]

Hey Don...

I bet your steak is nothing short of fantastic, and that any guy would love to have it...but traditionally, over time, people take their steaks for granted, and settle into a routine...the steak becomes fattier, and what was once a fillet will eventually turn into ground chuck.

All I'm saying, is that in order to keep your steak delicious, people need to incorperate another meal every now and then...Steaks tend to trim their own fat knowing that they are still on the front page of the menu...This of course, goes *both* ways...you are her steak as well...

Christ I need a beating.

^^^ bitter fuck

[Rich W.]

Hi Tst...

I can see how you would think that... but it's not the case at all...

The fact of the matter is that I am in an amazingly great marriage for over 10 years... I am not bitter at all, but I watch people trying to maintain this bullshit Dr. Phil/Walt Disney/LightFM monogamous marriage thing and they all invariably wind up like this. Hey, I wish we could all be like fucking Cinderella and prince charming...but that ain't the way the world is...

Hey, if you and your honey have a great passionate relationship that has stood strong over time where the sex is still great, and happens as often as it did when you were dating...congratufuckinglations. Just know that if that is the case, you are as rare as the Yeti.

Go to Applebees...watch the miserable married mutherfuckers grunt at one another at their table...you'll see what I mean. "I'll have a bacon cheese burger, with a side order of utter disdain for my spouse"

I wrote a book about this... unlearnnow.com (shameful self promotion)

[DonTheTrucker]

I wrote a book about this... unlearnnow.com (shameful self promotion)

AHHHHHH you're Jane's hubby. While I am fascinated by the "lifestyle" it's just not my cup of tea. I don't want to see Anaconda banging my girl. And I don't want to be the guy who ruins someone else's marriage by giving his woman better sex than he can. I'm pretty content with what I have.

Congrats on being happy though. To each his own. :)

[cokelogic]

Do you really want to know my sexual fantasy?Yeah FedEx Ed, tell us. It's not like it's wrong if it's only a fantasy of yours. Just don't act it out.:action-sm

[DREW]

me , my chick, stick of butter and two midget chicks just jumpin around and singin Metallika's "Master of pappets"

[Rich W.]

Hey Don,

Wow, I was expecting to get killed in this thread...

Understand, that I am *NOT* claiming that everyone should be in our lifestyle...it is definately not for everybody...all I am saying is this:

Married people need some kind of expression other than just same ole' work-home, work-home...wear flannel get fat stay at home on saturday night watch internet porn while she goes food shopping...and die. There is a lot of shit out there other than "the lifestyle"...I could give a fuck if people are into rubber shrink tubing with a hair dryer...midget porn, or civil war re-enactments...

My book isn't about "swinging"...its about honesty...(Christ I sound like a homo right now) often what will happen is once a couple can cut out the bullshit, they'll find whatever can make their mojo work, whether its the lifestle, or whether its blow up rubber toys...

...and Dr. Phil is the anti Christ...

[tstlkevanilla]

Hi Tst...

I can see how you would think that... but it's not the case at all...

The fact of the matter is that I am in an amazingly great marriage for over 10 years... I am not bitter at all, but I watch people trying to maintain this bullshit Dr. Phil/Walt Disney/LightFM monogamous marriage thing and they all invariably wind up like this. Hey, I wish we could all be like fucking Cinderella and prince charming...but that ain't the way the world is...

Hey, if you and your honey have a great passionate relationship that has stood strong over time where the sex is still great, and happens as often as it did when you were dating...congratufuckinglations. Just know that if that is the case, you are as rare as the Yeti.

Go to Applebees...watch the miserable married mutherfuckers grunt at one another at their table...you'll see what I mean. "I'll have a bacon cheese burger, with a side order of utter disdain for my spouse"

I wrote a book about this... unlearnnow.com (shameful self promotion)

I'm from the school of fuck Dr. Phil, Oprah, and all them other hoes.. if it's real, it's real. If it's not, it's not. If you have to work that much at your relationship, then maybe you don't need to be in it.
Not saying that my relationship is perfect.. shit, it's far from it. But we love each other enough to make compromises and such.

[Rich W.]

Well...if nothing else we can all agree that Dr. Phil is a complete asshole...

[VMS]

For the folks going to Vegas:
http://www.greendoorlasvegas.com/

Not my thing, but I figure some of you will enjoy it...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

My fantasy is quite complicated. I would like to meet a girl who has decent morals and is honest. I would also prefer that she hasnt had sex with a million different guys and sucked everbodies cock. Then i would like her to be faithfull throughout the entire relationship with no cheating.
Yo man.....I got no joke or anything.......I just can't agree with you more.

That's exactly what I'm looking for, and I'm so entirely discouraged with it. Because it just feels like it's impossible.

It's like...I'm actually careful who I get involved with and don't just bang or have oral with every chick I happen to go out with a few times. I'd just like the same out of a girl. And I know there's a bunch of guys out there that'll say "Oh, it's just cause you're insecure about her being more experienced or blah blah", but that's really not it. I just don't want a girl that's been with a bunch of guys because .....and brace yourself because this might shock you.....I actually feel like sex is supposed to be something special.

But hey.....I guess I'll find her or a unicorn at some point in my life.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hey Don...

I bet your steak is nothing short of fantastic, and that any guy would love to have it...but traditionally, over time, people take their steaks for granted, and settle into a routine...the steak becomes fattier, and what was once a fillet will eventually turn into ground chuck.

All I'm saying, is that in order to keep your steak delicious, people need to incorperate another meal every now and then...Steaks tend to trim their own fat knowing that they are still on the front page of the menu...This of course, goes *both* ways...you are her steak as well...

Christ I need a beating.

Rich, I've gotta say I disagree with your blanket statement that everyone looks around. Sure there are people out there that stray from there marriage and there are various reasons for it. Some people can't be committed to one person for their entire lives, some people incorporate the swinging lifestyle into there marriage, plenty of others settle down with one person and are happy for the rest of their lives. No one scenario is the right scenario, people just need to choose which is best for them (many never do this which causes so many of our problems). I disagree with you on the account of all people are upset being with one person their entire life; I've been with my fiance and we are getting married this September. That's all for my rant, its always fun hearing you and H-Cup on the air.

[fallenarch]

I want my wife's sister and her friend.
Not necessairily together; I'll take them one at a time.

[DonTheTrucker]

My book isn't about "swinging"...its about honesty

I think we can agree that this is the number one thing. Be honest, find someone who has similar wants and fantasies, and you'll be happy.

Like I said, I am fascinated by someone who can share their mate with others. I just have the old fashioned hang up that I don't like to share. Maybe I just hate most people in the world. I also would feel horrible if I were like Jimmy's friend that wrecked a marriage by banging the guy's wife better than the guy can.

And swinging and the related stories gave us some good radio, which is what we're all about.

PS I'm kinda jealous, I wouldn't mind having sex on the radio...

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

I think we can agree that this is the number one thing. Be honest, find someone who has similar wants and fantasies, and you'll be happy.

Like I said, I am fascinated by someone who can share their mate with others. I just have the old fashioned hang up that I don't like to share. Maybe I just hate most people in the world. I also would feel horrible if I were like Jimmy's friend that wrecked a marriage by banging the guy's wife better than the guy can.

And swinging and the related stories gave us some good radio, which is what we're all about.

PS I'm kinda jealous, I wouldn't mind having sex on the radio...
I think we can all agree to disagree....

Two Birds in the hand.....

Needless to say needless to say

[NY Sportscene]

It definitely has to have some lesbianiasm involved. Watch for a while and then jump in and drop loads until my yam-bag shrivels up from dehydration.

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1591/6874084/13190158/236025936.jpghttp://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1591/6874084/13190158/236025935.jpghttp://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1591/6874084/13190158/196358396.jpg

[Ant's_rapier]

I got a thing for hot preggos and MILFs.:icon_mrgr

[YaHearIHearMe]

a hot lil' midget...no joke

[nikoloslvy]

a hot lil' midget...no joke
same here i forgot about that.
i actully have a profile on
http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/?t=GG07670

[VMS]

This would just be awesome:

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hellokittybondage1.jpg

http://www.hellokittyhell.com/2007/01/18/hello-kitty-love-hotel-bondage

[Coffee Diva]

I'd like ... to get laid, I guess.

[Angelfuck]

Hey Don...

I bet your steak is nothing short of fantastic, and that any guy would love to have it...but traditionally, over time, people take their steaks for granted, and settle into a routine...the steak becomes fattier, and what was once a fillet will eventually turn into ground chuck.

All I'm saying, is that in order to keep your steak delicious, people need to incorperate another meal every now and then...Steaks tend to trim their own fat knowing that they are still on the front page of the menu...This of course, goes *both* ways...you are her steak as well...

Christ I need a beating.

why wouldnt you just make an effort to continue to turn on your significant other and not turn into a slob? I could see why someone would want a little strange, but for most people it only helps the relationship if you do it together and then it get can a little sticky(no pun intended :)) not everyone is like you two. its just as possible for people to maintain a monogomos relationship as it is for you guys to do what you do

http://www.hellokittyhell.com/2007/01/18/hello-kitty-love-hotel-bondage
I think I need to change my underwear :icon_redf

[HockeyHelmet]

Do you really want to know my sexual fantasy?
Yeah FedEx Ed, tell us. It's not like it's wrong if it's only a fantasy of yours. Just don't act it out.'

:clap: :haha7:

[Rich W.]

Angel & Homan...

You guys make good points...I *did* come across as making a blanket statement...of course, I know that extrra marital fucking isn't for everybody...in fact, there are many relationships it would probably wreck.

All I am saying is that people need to work their sexual mojo, and it would be great to make it work together...whatever it is...

If a couple wants to maintain monogamy...they need to do more than the traditional bullshit...they need to get their freak on somehow...I can';t do here in a few posts what took me an entire book to explain...*but*...this is not arguable:

Over half of all marriages end in divorce

Most of the remainder are miserable

We wouldn't accept that horrible success rate in any other facet of our lives, yet when it comes to the most important decision we ever make we walk up with our empty bowls of gruel and ask "Please Sir, May I Have some More?" I just don't think I'm going out on a limb saying that we've been taught wrong...and Dr. Phil is a douche.

[HockeyHelmet]

Angel & Homan...

You guys make good points...I *did* come across as making a blanket statement...of course, I know that extrra marital fucking isn't for everybody...in fact, there are many relationships it would probably wreck.

All I am saying is that people need to work their sexual mojo, and it would be great to make it work together...whatever it is...

If a couple wants to maintain monogamy...they need to do more than the traditional bullshit...they need to get their freak on somehow...I can';t do here in a few posts what took me an entire book to explain...*but*...this is not arguable:

Over half of all marriages end in divorce

Most of the remainder are miserable

We wouldn't accept that horrible success rate in any other facet of our lives, yet when it comes to the most important decision we ever make we walk up with our empty bowls of gruel and ask "Please Sir, May I Have some More?" I just don't think I'm going out on a limb saying that we've been taught wrong...and Dr. Phil is a douche.


Is he?:deadhorse

[RickMcCrank47]

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looks like i got some work to do before i get tied down by some girl... if i wasnt so high, i might be able to think of more

[flyerfan116]

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