Naturalization Ceremony

[B54]

So tommorrow I become a US Citizen and my ceremony is at 1 PM. I made plans at about 2:35 PM with someone.

Has anyone here been naturalized and knows how long the ceremony takes? I figure it shouldn't take too long, but I have no idea.

[abudabit]

Stop lying, you were born here.

[B54]

Stop lying, you were born here.

I'll take a picture of my certicate of Citizenship just to shut you up when I get it tommorrow.

[abudabit]

Sure dude, post your photoshop.

[B54]

Sure dude, post your photoshop.

Yeah, because thats what I do for fun, Photoshop Certificates of Citizenship. :rolleyes:

Stop trolling my thread for no reason.

Anyone know how long the ceremony takes?

[ShooterMcGavin]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/s/10953-4.jpg

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/s/10953-4.jpg
The Puerto Rican woman is on the right.

[flyerfan116]

I thought we were supposed to be tightening up the borders..apparently there's still just letting anyone in

[Earth2murf]

is your stripper sister going to be there?

[Beeman99]

is this what you studied with??

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/38/0764554638.jpg

[thegreenninja]

The Puerto Rican woman is on the right.
Holy shit, that made me laugh.

[B54]

Sure dude, post your photoshop.

My "Photoshopped" documents.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/2.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/3.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/4.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/5.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/6.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/7.jpg

Comment abudabit?

[FAZ8218]

Congrats. Пoздрaвляю вaс!

[sknight]

You do realize your alien identification # is in the regions you didn't blackout?

"Saeed"? What's up with that?

[B54]

You do realize your alien identification # is in the regions you didn't blackout?

"Saeed"? What's up with that?

Eh, as of tommorrow, it wont matter. Plus the card is expired.

Saeed, because I have said before, my step-dad is Egyptian. When my mom married him, we got our legal names changed. My last name is Hamdan. My step-father is some distant relative of the Hamdan from Hamdan v. Rumsfeld.

[sknight]

Amneh? Or Saleem Ahmed?

[B54]

Amneh? Or Saleem Ahmed?

Salim Ahmed.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Salim Ahmed.

I bet you have a hard time getting on a flight.

[B54]

I bet you have a hard time getting on a flight.

Not really, most people don't know Hamdan is Arabic.

[abudabit]

My "Photoshopped" documents.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/1.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/2.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/3.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/4.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/5.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/6.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/7.jpg

Comment abudabit?

You realize I was fucking with you, right? But nice Elvis Fro, deek.

[sknight]

Not really, most people don't know Hamdan is Arabic.
THey're not "most people". DHS knows what names are and aren't Muslim. Especially a person with the middle name of "Saeed".

[B54]

You realize I was fucking with you, right? But nice Elvis Fro, deek.

Yeah, yeah, sure you were. I just didn't want this to turn into a Marey Carey thread. :icon_mrgr

Yes, it was the style in Belarus at the time.

Edit : By the way, I've never been stopped more than usual at security.

[Angelfuck]

Edit : By the way, I've never been stopped more than usual at security.

damn, with that passport picture and that name thats surprising

why did you blackout your middle name on everything but one?

[boardsofcanada]

Can't get enough of those pics

[MAV]

so howd it go?

[MJMANDALAY]

Welcome to America

[CM Mark]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/beylorussian54/1.jpg
Post.............oh wait, wrong thread

[N.Y. Johnny]

I thought we were supposed to be tightening up the borders..apparently there's still just letting anyone in


Nah, he did it the right way and became a U.S. Citizen. Now, just like the rest of us Citizens here he can go work be productive and let the government fuck him over like it does all the rest of us to support all the illegal aliens who are here leeching off the system and not contributing a fucking thing.

[B54]

When good. Took 2 hours. It was straight though, I talked to the people around me, all young people. It was cool.

[tripwire519]

no mexicans prolly huh?


just respectable human's not the gutter trash animals that just migrate north.

[thegreenninja]

When good. Took 2 hours. It was straight though, I talked to the people around me, all young people. It was cool.
Congrats, man. With your blatant racism, and superior attitude, you are a perfect addition to our country.

[boardsofcanada]

When good.

lol, retard.
Elvis Bateman.

[Smex182]

no mexicans prolly huh?


just respectable human's not the gutter trash animals that just migrate north.


you sir are an ass :action-sm

[Rob]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3549/concrabulationsee6.gif

[YourAmishDaddy]

Welcome. Now you can enjoy the full benefit of being an American citizen.

Getting shit on by special interest groups, corporations and government. Paying out the ass for globalism and income redistribution. Believing in any various imaginary security schemes. Partaking freely in the American pastime... hypocrisy and pious jingoist bullshit. And so on...

Not to mention you'll feel right at home with the fascists and commies running around all over the place.

Good luck bro. Someone has to take my place while my Swiss citizenship is being cleared. Every year thousands of people die to be in the position you're in. Being an American citizen. Which is much like the proverbial dog chasing the pickup truck. Now that you've caught it, make a move and watch it run right over you :action-sm

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Welcome. Now you can enjoy the full benefit of being an American citizen.

Getting shit on by special interest groups, corporations and government. Paying out the ass for globalism and income redistribution. Believing in any various imaginary security schemes. Partaking freely in the American pastime... hypocrisy and pious jingoist bullshit. And so on...

Not to mention you'll feel right at home with the fascists and commies running around all over the place.

Good luck bro. Someone has to take my place while my Swiss citizenship is being cleared. Every year thousands of people die to be in the position you're in. Being an American citizen. Which is much like the proverbial dog chasing the pickup truck. Now that you've caught it, make a move and watch it run right over you :action-sm

LOL, and ova and ova and ova..........

I think I will troll you for a while kind sir, you funny.

[B54]

Welcome. Now you can enjoy the full benefit of being an American citizen.

Getting shit on by special interest groups, corporations and government. Paying out the ass for globalism and income redistribution. Believing in any various imaginary security schemes. Partaking freely in the American pastime... hypocrisy and pious jingoist bullshit. And so on...

Not to mention you'll feel right at home with the fascists and commies running around all over the place.

Good luck bro. Someone has to take my place while my Swiss citizenship is being cleared. Every year thousands of people die to be in the position you're in. Being an American citizen. Which is much like the proverbial dog chasing the pickup truck. Now that you've caught it, make a move and watch it run right over you :action-sm

Heh, well, I'm still a Belarusian citizen. :icon_mrgr

[DonTheTrucker]

We give you a hard time but congrats for doing it the right way.

[tripwire519]

you sir are an ass :action-sm



yes.

[Budyzir]

Hey, Congrats B5!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

congrats Matt. now you too can be hated by the rest of the world.