Why kids are great sometimes

[Dopie Opie]

Listen I am not going to try and convert all you kid haters out there, but I will relay a funny story that happened about 20 minutes ago.

I have three sons 7-5-4. The oldest tells the middle guy (who is not the sharpest knife) that it feels good to punch yourself in the balls. Those are his words and it made me chuckle.

Now I am curious to see where this is going to go. So they go back and forth while the little guy is watching.

Finally, the big one convinces the middle guy to punch himself and he does....BAM a shot right in his own nuts. He bends over and tells me in that voice we all know too well, that he hurt himself. I kinda laughed and told him to try and trick his little brother. He straightens right up and gets that sly smile on his face.

He walks over to my little guy (who is a little sharper) and tells him that if he punches himself in the balls it feels real good.

My little guy, says that he does not know how to punch himself in the balls, so my middle genius, says, "like this" and punches himself in the balls again....

Meanwhile my big guy just sat there and laughed.......

KIDS RULE

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

Where they naked?

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, you're not going to convert me, but that's a funny story.

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, and please come back in 20 years when the middle child is in therapy and post about it.

:icon_wink

[Dopie Opie]

Where the naked?
No, but I was ....

[Ol'BloodyBottom]

No, but I was ....
me too wanna cyber?

[Dopie Opie]

Sorry - I already finished, but should be ready for an encore when my 2 year old little girl needs her diaper changed.

[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry - I already finished, but should be ready for an encore when my 2 year old little girl needs her diaper changed.

Encore? Like a "Bob Sagat" kind of thing?

[Dopie Opie]

No comment - for further dialogue please check out OA virus.....

[CM Mark]

Great fucking story

[Hudson]

obviously you have already tagged your kids as bright, waterhead, and athletic
good luck bro being parent of yrar

[Dopie Opie]

obviously you have already tagged your kids as bright, waterhead, and athletic
good luck bro being parent of yrar
Not sure where you got athletic from, unless you remember from a previous post and if that's the case, God bless you.

We are not that far off base. The oldest is pretty sharp, he is very outgoing and has a great sense of humor.

My middle guy is very smart, but has not common sense at all. He likes to be the class clown. He is very, very handsome, but when it comes to just plain old brains, well, he is book smart and things come very easy to him. But lets just say he can be duped rather easily.

My little guy is a pain in the ass. The proto typical little brother. He just loves to torment anybody he can. He is smart is a devious kind of way. He is very, very athletic and uses that to his advantage. He also does not get flustered very easily. To be quite frank, he just does not give a fuck.

They are all pretty cool kids and I enjoy the day and day out dynamics. I call them my travelling comedy show. They behave very well in public, but torment each other and their mom at home. They do not bother me too much because I just don't care.

So yes, please polish up that plaque. I am parent of the year. :clap:

[Bud8Weiser]

Yea, you're not going to convert me, but that's a funny story.
X2

[sknight]

In about 15 years your middle bastid is going to be posting threads on wackbag for people to use the search function.

[Wick]

I don't know..i'm guessing the answer to your thread is "when they don't tell anybody"

[LiddyRules]

My cock wanted you to know this thread makes him happy he doesn't work right.

[augiep38]

So your argument for why kids are great is that hopefully you will have a retarded one that puches himself in the nuts.

No thanks - I interact with enough retards in the course of my regular day - I don't need to be related to one too.

Oh and your kid sounds retarded - sorry.

Either that or the story is made up.

[boardsofcanada]

I have three sons 7-5-4. The oldest tells the middle guy (who is not the sharpest knife) that it feels good to punch yourself in the balls. Those are his words and it made me chuckle.

KIDS RULE
See you on the Dateline: West Virginia special

[YourAmishDaddy]

I actually want kids even less now. Thank you.

[Beeman99]

my brother and I did shit like that, and I know when I have kids they will do the same stupid shit we did.

[kloraferm]

Yea, you're not going to convert me, but that's a funny story.
Yeah, same here.

[generoso]

Kids that age are so gullable. I loved my son from 3-10 he would believe anything. I would tell lets watch Willie Wonka and and hope Veruca Salt wins this time. Great story

[boardsofcanada]

Even if your story about kids was very convincing about why kids are great (which it isn't) it's not like you can pick and choose certain aspects of having kids. It's either you have em or you don't (unless you're a n1gger)

[Angelfuck]

thats a cute story, kids under 7 are the best, even when theyre in the bad stages the shit they do in between running around like rabid animals always makes me laugh

[Dopie Opie]

thats a cute story, kids under 7 are the best, even when theyre in the bad stages the shit they do in between running around like rabid animals always makes me laugh
Thank you and for the record, yours is the only opinion that counts in my book. ;)

[sknight]

Kids are never great, my friend. The only kind of kid that's great is your teenage stepdaughter that doesn't mind you sleeping in her bed.

[Fruit Monkey]

ok i'll ad to this, After coming home from FH Rileys on Sat nite. I was in bed for about an hour I heard my daughter get up and go to the bathroom. She came back upstairs and came in my room and gave ME A KISS GOODNIGHT. I aint telling her I was awake it maybe was the greatest day as a dad I EVER HAD!

[Dopie Opie]

ok i'll ad to this, After coming home from FH Rileys on Sat nite. I was in bed for about an hour I heard my daughter get up and go to the bathroom. She came back upstairs and came in my room and gave ME A KISS GOODNIGHT. I aint telling her I was awake it maybe was the greatest day as a dad I EVER HAD!
:clap: :clap:

My daughter is almost 2 and I never imagined the warmth that I now feel whenever she hugs me or kisses me or even just looks at me and smiles.

You are right my friend, there is no greater feeling

[Dopie Opie]

Kids are never great, my friend. The only kind of kid that's great is your teenage stepdaughter that doesn't mind you sleeping in her bed.
Watch who you call friend mother fucker.....until I am eating shrimp cocktail off of Tom's plate, you better back off, you stalkingt dot head cocksucker.:action-sm

[Angelfuck]

Thank you and for the record, yours is the only opinion that counts in my book. ;)

Ooooo, now I feel special :love:
aww, I miss my nephews 5 and 7 :( the othes are all older, I do have a little niece, almost 2 havent even met her yet
ok i'll ad to this, After coming home from FH Rileys on Sat nite. I was in bed for about an hour I heard my daughter get up and go to the bathroom. She came back upstairs and came in my room and gave ME A KISS GOODNIGHT. I aint telling her I was awake it maybe was the greatest day as a dad I EVER HAD!
AWWWWWWW!
now I miss the little girl my mom babysat from birth - 4, sweetest more adorable little thing, although shes probably like 9 now