Death Poll

[fuckmyass]

A friend of mine died recently and he wanted to be creamated.

Do you guys want to be worm food or charcoal?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Where's the poll?

Cremation is the way to go. Then my friends can use my ashes as fertilizer, grow marijuana, and smoke me :)

[ChewDown]

I am actually finalizing plans for me and my husband.... I am leaning toward cremation but still bury the urn. I dont want to be buried in the body that failed me.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Another cool way to do it is mummification. I want a tomb with a bunch of worthless jewelry scattered about and my organs in jars next to my sarcophagus.

[boardsofcanada]

nice poll

[Sinn Fein]

Poll added.

[YaHearIHearMe]

I dont give a shit I'll be dead who cares. One of those people that fuck dead people could fuck me hey im dead would that make me gay. No homo

[B54]

Drop me off on a highway out of a moving car.

[TreeFortRichard]

i think that the cemetary/funeral business is one of the biggest scams out there...People spend SOOOO much money to put a body in the ground and spend the rest of their lives trying to avoid visiting said area...


I don't care...I think cremation is the most responsible process (Doesn't waste land/money...) Body farms are pretty cool...My wife wants to be thrown in the woods for the animals to eat

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I want to be cremated less hassel for all involved.

[Beeman99]

cremated with a wake. Fuck that maggot food shit, and fuck a funeral, I'm dead, what the fuck do I care if people mourn over me, party, one less asshole in the world

[THE FEZ MAN]

most likely my body is going to be donated to science, and what is left over will be creamated and dumped into a body of water.

i would love to be plasticized and put on display for the world to gauk at my tiny genitals and blackend lungs, not to menton i want to get them max for my money out of my tatoos.

another option is the "body farm" were they let you rot away and then study the effects.

i am a nerd and an artist. why anyone would want a big funeral and all the bullshit that went along with it is beyond me. have a kegger with what ever change you find in my couch or what ever of my useless junk you can hock for a couple of bucks

[Coffee Diva]

I want a Zoroastrian death exposure. Build a tower of stone and dump my body on top of it to be eaten by vultures. It'll piss the hell out of the neighbors, and give me a fighting chance if I'm declared dead by mistake.

[ImAlrightSpider]

A lot of people miss the point that funerals (wakes, mourning in general) are for the living survivors of the deceased. It is fine to say that you do not want a funeral, and insist that your loved ones not foot the bill for a big ceremony. However, consider that by insisting on this course of action, you are taking away part of their route to acceptance of your death.

Wakes and funerals suck. That is true. I would say, though, that as much as they suck, they help the surviving family members grieve and deal with the death in a healthy way.

I want to be buried so that my family has a special place where they can go to feel close to me. For some people, you may not need to be buried in a cemetery in order to have this kind of special place, but I think it will be best for my family.

[MJMANDALAY]

I am to be cremated and ashes are to be put into small keychains and given to my friends.
I am not Joking, this is my wishes.

[ChimneyFish]

I want a nice, old school Viking funeral, even thogh I have 0% Nordic blood in me.

[stevethrower]

This is what I want done...

1992 -- The Associated Press reported in February that landscaper Jay Knudsen of Des Moines, Iowa, runs a side business in which relatives of deceased hunters pay him to load the deceased's ashes into shotgun shells and fire at targets as the deceased might have wanted it. Knudsen said he also gets requests to put ashes in duck decoys, fishermen's lures and golf clubs. Said Knudsen, "There's a lot of ideas that go to waste because people are afraid to be laughed at."

So you go out with a bang... haraffff harfumffff

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I've been telling my friends for years that I'd like my body to be divided into a bunch of parts, put into trash bags, and spread around Detroit.

Then...scavenger hunt.

I do like the idea of a good Norse funeral, also.

[Coffee Diva]

I've been telling my friends for years that I'd like my body to be divided into a bunch of parts, put into trash bags, and spread around Detroit.

Then...scavenger hunt.

That didn't work out so well for Jimmy Hoffa.

I wouldn't mind a Palestinian funeral, with thousands of psychopaths carrying my coffin through the streets while jumping up and down, screaming and firing automatic weapons into the air. It would be even better if they tipped the coffin over and I fell out ... multiple times.

[westben2002]

i don't want to be buried in the ground, because i'm afraid by the time i go, they'll start burying people standing up to save room

cremation

[westben2002]

I've been telling my friends for years that I'd like my body to be divided into a bunch of parts, put into trash bags, and spread around Detroit.

Then...scavenger hunt.

I do like the idea of a good Norse funeral, also.

Kinda like what "eddie the murderer" did on the O&A back in the day with those two columbian drug dealers:action-sm

[fuckmyass]

i think that the cemetary/funeral business is one of the biggest scams out there...



Tell me about it. I think that it is fucked up.


I say burn me, I don't want to rot away.

I don't want a viewing either, I don't want people there all upset, let them remember me as they last saw me.

[generoso]

I already signed the papers so when i die. Some student at Stony Brook will be cutting up my fat body. Seeing what makes me tick if I could I would put a jack in the box in my stomach so that 1st cut comes it pops out like a baby alien.

[TreeFortRichard]

Tell me about it. I think that it is fucked up.


I say burn me, I don't want to rot away.

I don't want a viewing either, I don't want people there all upset, let them remember me as they last saw me.
Unless of course you are a found dead with your pants around your ankles cock in hand...mummified with the logo network on TV....

[weeniewawa]

funeral pire

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I don't want a viewing either, I don't want people there all upset, let them remember me as they last saw me.

Broth and a robe?

:action-sm

Kinda like what "eddie the murderer" did on the O&A back in the day with those two columbian drug dealer

Is that what the deal was with him? I've heard references before, but not that show.

[CM Mark]

When I die, I want to be buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass

In all honesty, I would prefer cremation or buried in a shallow grave in the words so the animals can eat me.

Or, since so many people have said they want to dance on my grave, be buried in a graveyard, and have a DDR machine as my tombstone. All the money that goes into the machine goes to my family.

[bethm1b]

I want to be frozen and brought back to life after all you guys are worm meat. That way I win!!!!!!!

[abudabit]

Cremation is cool because you can be made into things. Like you can be embedded into a stone composite, or turned into a diamond. I would want to be fused with basalt and have an inscription put on the stone they turn me into. Get enough people and you can build a monument or building out of the stones.

[THE FEZ MAN]

they can build monuments to stupidity with the bricks of dead smokers, and junkies

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Carbonite
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/CINEMA/han_solo_carbonite.jpg

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Star%20Wars%20Han%20Solo%20Carbonite%20CU.jpg

[cokelogic]

From what has been explained to me and make a lot of sense: is to have a funeral with a casket. Because the funeral is not for you, it's for your friends and family. To let them cry, piss on your grave or celebrate. It there for them to find closure in their way. It just doesn't translate when you're in a ceramic jar.

[cokelogic]

Carbonite
http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/CINEMA/han_solo_carbonite.jpg
Nevermind, fuck my previous post. Carbonite is way too cool. Good call RST.

[NORTONnFRIENDS]

OTHER. Donate my body to science. Dont have to pay for shit.