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... with a tattoo of a black panther, partly covered with wiry gray hair.
... in an aqua aerobics class with all her friends.
circpro
03-19-2007, 10:58 PM
...naked on a chair stretching for the top shelf with one leg hanging off the edge
23 Skidoo
03-19-2007, 11:16 PM
... and servicing a sparkling wiggle, who in turn, plays with her bippy
Biff Hardslab
03-19-2007, 11:46 PM
with a black fist up her baggy meat hole.
Tax Kuntz
03-19-2007, 11:54 PM
my grandmother naked
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/680/nudegranniessf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
edit: I thought it said Picture OF Your Grandmother Naked
martianvirus
03-19-2007, 11:57 PM
Opie voice "Picture your Great Grandmother naked"
LiddyRules
03-20-2007, 12:00 AM
Like I said in the LT the day this was brought up...
when you picture your grandmother naked, do you picture your uglier grandmother or your better looking one?
Angelfuck
03-20-2007, 12:30 AM
"...licking her nipple and making the "come hither" motion"
"...hula-hooping"
"...changing her colostomy bag"
anez_98
03-20-2007, 01:14 AM
after taking a dump, bending over to grab a new roll of toilet paper.
YaHearIHearMe
03-20-2007, 01:22 AM
Taking off her bra and then rubbing those luscious ones of hers.
KnitterRich
03-20-2007, 01:24 AM
... wiping back to front.
Hudson
03-20-2007, 01:41 AM
ask you: "Do you want to know what the Wartime Effort felt felt like?"
martianvirus
03-20-2007, 01:50 AM
Picture your grandfather naked.
He has a rock hard boner. He is motioning you to suck the cock.
SuperGolfer
03-20-2007, 01:55 AM
no
circpro
03-20-2007, 06:47 AM
naked playing a little limbo
Earth2murf
03-20-2007, 06:52 AM
....smearing dog food all over her gash....here Fido here fido
ruckstande
03-20-2007, 07:49 AM
Eating chocolate pudding naked on her Sunsetter deck in August dribbling it down he boobs and belly.
ianbobo
03-20-2007, 03:31 PM
being spanked by Mickey Mouse
PillowBiter
03-20-2007, 03:53 PM
.......dropping a log on your chest.
klownguy6969
03-20-2007, 08:05 PM
............bending over the sofa with asshole agap and a tub of lard next to her. and shes asking for your help.
cigarsandscotch
03-20-2007, 08:42 PM
Laying on her back while supporting her hips in the air, doing that bicycling exercise.
Or using a ballet bar
http://mijnposter.nl/thumbs/540/005s.jpeg
Southern Fried Pest
03-20-2007, 08:50 PM
....completely naked, tending to the corns on her big toe that sticks out away from the other toes, with her poodle by her side
Fruit Monkey
03-20-2007, 08:51 PM
......... bent over saying "now fuck me like you mean it"
cokelogic
03-20-2007, 09:49 PM
...visiting this website after you posted jokes about her sucking and fucking in various sexual positions.
pez_head
03-20-2007, 10:23 PM
....on all fours with fresh baked cookies on her back
Newmania
03-20-2007, 11:32 PM
...getting fucked by a miniature pony.
MarshmallowRain
03-21-2007, 08:48 AM
Dont think tulsa is considered as southern there klownguy. Maybe its the acronymn thats doing something for you. As far as I'm concerend I would be a pest out west since I'm in California, if we need a new acronym I would say PWNED, pests northwest edition. Bakersfield is middle of the state so we should be able to get into that I know BIV would be in the PWNED since he is in Seattle. But I couldn't picture my grandma naked, I know my imagination is fucked up but its not that bad, hell I can picture Captain Crunch cornholing aunt jemimah but can't picture my grandma giving it up to schwoogies.
sxty9GTO
03-23-2007, 09:58 PM
In the O&A PalTalk chatroom with the cam on, surfing YOUR Myspace!
martianvirus
03-23-2007, 10:02 PM
Picture your grandmother naked, stuffing marshmallows up her ass.
d0uche_n0zzle
03-23-2007, 10:12 PM
...sliding your favorite baseball bat into her love canal and all you see is the grip tape sinking ever so slowly into her massive odorous love hole.
GoldDragon
03-24-2007, 12:40 PM
the smell of denture cream and aquanet hanging heavily in the air
GoldDragon
03-24-2007, 12:44 PM
picture your grandma naked,
the fine sheen of sweat across her belly, the slightest hint of baby powder and applesauce redolent in the air, looking like a hole kicked in the side of a rotting hog's carcass. and you think to yourself, " why does a reuben sandwich sound tasty right now?"
Maynard K
03-24-2007, 06:18 PM
.............sewing a WoW patch for your toolbag.
... leading her dog out of the bedroom, wiping peanut butter off her privates.
... pulling a used rubber out of a jar of mayo, then spreading it on her roast beef sandwich.
but can't picture my grandma giving it up to schwoogies.
Filled you up, didn't it?
:action-sm
wes mantooth
03-24-2007, 06:32 PM
naked and pulling up her pantyhose; then you realize she's not wearing any pantyhose.
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... sitting on the floor, a wire coat hanger in her hands, crying.
Hydrosludge
03-25-2007, 11:00 PM
... sitting on the floor, a wire coat hanger in her hands, crying.
WTF:erstaunt2
WTF:erstaunt2
So THAT'S what happened with Uncle Jim?
:action-sm
Sinn Fein
03-26-2007, 09:30 AM
I'm tapping out.
I'm tapping out.
PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:icon_lol:
Flashman
03-26-2007, 09:43 AM
... naked, with a studded leather S&M mask on, whip in hand, vagina gaping and dripping a thick viscous liquid, ordering you to "get down on your hands and knees, and lick my engorged pussy dry, young man, just like your father did, when he too was 12 years old!"
Hobo_Cum
03-26-2007, 10:25 AM
... naked, with a studded leather S&M mask on, whip in hand, vagina gaping and dripping a thick viscous liquid, ordering you to "get down on your hands and knees, and lick my engorged pussy dry, young man, just like your father did, when he too was 12 years old!"
JESUS CHRIST MAN.... keep your prepositions in the right tenses and perspective...
.....rubbing her pussy on your favorite pillow as she says "I've been doing this for years...."
UnOriginal
03-26-2007, 10:25 AM
..putting out a candle with a simple squat of the legs.
.....rubbing her pussy on your favorite pillow as she says "I've been doing this for years...."
In college, 3 days after I moved into my new apartment, my roommates and I hosted a little party.
In the middle of it, one of my roommates looked me straight in the eye and told the entire room he rubbed his nutsack on my pillow.
"No problem, I've got extra pillowcases."
"Yeah, but I did it on Wednesday, when you moved in."
His girlfriend was really pissed when I chased him around the apartment with a steak knife.
Oh, this is the same asshole who posted under "BrngNthng2DaTbl" in the "Misogynistic Terms for women" thread, and turned me on to the boys on XM.
Fucking asshole. Hate that shithead.
WOWmagnet
03-26-2007, 01:58 PM
....on all fours with fresh baked cookies on her back
...and powdered milk 'round the front.
Earth2murf
03-26-2007, 03:43 PM
...walking out of Opie's frat house
kloraferm
03-26-2007, 05:01 PM
Shit, both of mine have been dead for years, but even if they were alive this would still end up being a "no win situation" :(
FellowTraveler
03-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Pleasuring herself with a hot dog while your grandfather is violated by a well muscled African gentleman.
wes mantooth
03-27-2007, 07:30 PM
wtf? No pics? I wanted to see some hot GILF action. :icon_mrgr
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